Sunday, April 05, 2009
Jokes of the Day: True Emergency Room Visits!
FATTY AND SKINNING------- A slender 45-year-old man from Georgia reported broken ribs after having to literally escape from his 300-pound wife. Apparently, she had accidentally rolled onto him while sleeping, crushing his ribs. Ashamed by her weight problem and what she had done, she refused to let her husband leave he house. But he broke out a few days, whilst she was sleeping and went straight to the hospital.
SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE----A neighbour of a newly wed couple was worried when she didn't hear her rather noisey neighbours for a while. A few days later, she peered through their letterbox and through the windows. But there was no sign of anyone. Concerned for the young couple, she called the police. The officers promptly broke down the door, then searched the house. Only to find the young women gagged and tied to the bed. Her husband was lying unconscious on the floor, wearing a Superman Outfit. They later explain that they had been engaged in a superhero role-playing fantasy, and the costumed husband had knocked himself out attempting to jump onto his wife from atop the dresser. Of course, the woman was unable to help him!
THE RUNAWAY STRETCHER -------- An elderly woman was been transported to another hospital in an ambulance. The paramedics were quietly talking to her when the ambulance doors suddenly opened while they were journeying up an incline. The stretcher she was strapped to flew out, rolled down the hill at tremendous speed, before tipping over, narrowing missing two cars travelling in the opposite direction.
THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE------An 18-year-old High School leaver from Birmingham, Alabama was rushed into the ER after he been severely electrocuted. After much hesitance, he later explained that he had been sat at his computer, visiting some "adult" websites. After his "right hand had said hello to his One Eyed Snake", he came, spraying his bodily fluids all over the keyboard and onto the screen, causing the current to pass through his body.
INNER SKELETON----- A 63 year old widow was admitted to the hospital in Recife, Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 inch long skeleton of a foetus which she conceived a decade earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.
SOFA GAL----- A 400lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit and a dime was found under one of her breasts.
PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.
PING PONG ANYONE?----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general anaesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
THE CATS BOLLOCKS------An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911. In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head. However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.
SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE----A neighbour of a newly wed couple was worried when she didn't hear her rather noisey neighbours for a while. A few days later, she peered through their letterbox and through the windows. But there was no sign of anyone. Concerned for the young couple, she called the police. The officers promptly broke down the door, then searched the house. Only to find the young women gagged and tied to the bed. Her husband was lying unconscious on the floor, wearing a Superman Outfit. They later explain that they had been engaged in a superhero role-playing fantasy, and the costumed husband had knocked himself out attempting to jump onto his wife from atop the dresser. Of course, the woman was unable to help him!
THE RUNAWAY STRETCHER -------- An elderly woman was been transported to another hospital in an ambulance. The paramedics were quietly talking to her when the ambulance doors suddenly opened while they were journeying up an incline. The stretcher she was strapped to flew out, rolled down the hill at tremendous speed, before tipping over, narrowing missing two cars travelling in the opposite direction.
THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE------An 18-year-old High School leaver from Birmingham, Alabama was rushed into the ER after he been severely electrocuted. After much hesitance, he later explained that he had been sat at his computer, visiting some "adult" websites. After his "right hand had said hello to his One Eyed Snake", he came, spraying his bodily fluids all over the keyboard and onto the screen, causing the current to pass through his body.
INNER SKELETON----- A 63 year old widow was admitted to the hospital in Recife, Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 inch long skeleton of a foetus which she conceived a decade earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.
SOFA GAL----- A 400lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit and a dime was found under one of her breasts.
PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.
PING PONG ANYONE?----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general anaesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.
THE CATS BOLLOCKS------An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911. In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head. However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.
Monday, March 30, 2009
你没想像中爱我
你小心翼翼 牵我手
其实是担忧 藏不住我
自尊也投降 活在她之下
我 好傻
你字字句句说 你不爱她
那又是什么 让你害怕
我疑惑但是原谅 因为你留下
我 好傻
不是我不说就不在意空等候
原来 你没想像中那么爱我
我不懂该拿什么安慰我的难受
你的存在 让我更寂寞
你寸步不离 像天使的她
挥霍我的爱 从不放心上
我有一丝无奈 也有一些明白
该 放开
不是我不说就不在意空等候
原来 你没想像中那么爱我
我不能再从你的怀抱感觉到什么
不爱我别再说 假装爱那是撒盐在伤口
啊~~ 谁说我不在意空等候
原来 你从来都没深刻爱我
我才懂不是我不心痛
其实是心没了感受
你没想像中爱我
其实是担忧 藏不住我
自尊也投降 活在她之下
我 好傻
你字字句句说 你不爱她
那又是什么 让你害怕
我疑惑但是原谅 因为你留下
我 好傻
不是我不说就不在意空等候
原来 你没想像中那么爱我
我不懂该拿什么安慰我的难受
你的存在 让我更寂寞
你寸步不离 像天使的她
挥霍我的爱 从不放心上
我有一丝无奈 也有一些明白
该 放开
不是我不说就不在意空等候
原来 你没想像中那么爱我
我不能再从你的怀抱感觉到什么
不爱我别再说 假装爱那是撒盐在伤口
啊~~ 谁说我不在意空等候
原来 你从来都没深刻爱我
我才懂不是我不心痛
其实是心没了感受
你没想像中爱我
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Site Administrator
As all the monash students are allocated to different hospital, we have a site administrator for each hospital. I was allocated to Box Hill which falls under Eastern Health. It's something like Singhealth/National Health in Singapore where some hospitals fall under each group. Here in Australia, they have more than 2 main groups.
Anyway, for my attachment, I will spend half a year in Box Hill and half a year in Maroondah Hospital. I'm currently based in Maroondah Hospital but I will head back to Box Hill hospital on every Wednesday for Lectures and some lessons.
During the past few weeks, we were having lessons in Box Hill together with the other batch of students who are currently based in Box Hill. As the place also holds other conference or educational sessions for other healthcare workers, they often have food or snacks outside their rooms. But the food is not meant for us, only them.
Since we were newbies, initially we took their food and then we received emails informing we should not take their food. Well, fair enough. However, the site administrator tone and attitude as reflected in the email is really unfriendly.
Dear All,
I was disappointed today to be informed that students had helped themselves to a lunch that had been ordered for a XXX Meeting in one of the seminar rooms at XXX, prior to the attendees of the meeting having lunch themselves. You will probably have noticed that lunches/refreshments arrive almost daily in the foyer area on level 3, however these are NOT for general consumption.
I am also informed that this is not the first time that this has happened in the last couple of weeks and inform you that the situation will be closely monitored.
I have amended the email cos it was a little lengthy and the general content is as above lah.
Anyway, last week, once again we received another email saying how we ate their food etc. However, this time, something happened to me, PERSONALLY, during the afternoon break and it pissed me so much that I responded the email on the same day with great angst. Since it is my forte to write complain letters, my email definitely sounded formal, polite yet sarcastic.
A little on what happened in that afternoon.
My class was given a break in the middle of the lesson and cos the lesson was quite boring, I wanted to go to the common room, passing through the foyer, to get a cup of coffee. However, since I am based in Maroondah, I forgot what is the code to enter the common room. So, I walked back to the foyer area where some of my classmates were at to ask what is the code.
There was a table beside them with some mini cakes. I glanced at the cakes while walking towards my classmates. Then, at another corner of the foyer where this lady was standing and chatting with some other guys, came and said to us
"These cakes are not meant for you guys."
My classmate then replied "We have not eaten anything."
That rude lady said:" Oh, this fellow looks as if he is interested and want to eat."
I was like WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Firstly, I merely glanced and then she had to single me out saying I look as if I am waiting to pound onto their food?! And it is not as if their cakes look that nice lah! It looks cheapo lor! Really regretted that I did not blast her back. Argghh...
Anyway, when I went back home, I saw that email and felt it was referring to me.
Dear All
Yet again I have been informed by the Nurse Educators that their booked afternoon tea for the CNS group has been devoured by medical students. Please, please, can you not "assume" that any food in the foyer area is for self helping. This food has been paid for specifically by other groups and is not for general consumption.
If there is a wish for food to be donated to medical students then this will be placed directly in the student common room. I look forward to your compliance!
This time, I was really really really pissed. I then started to wonder who saw us eating the food or was it that rude lady who went to complain to her juz cos she felt I 'Looked as if I wanted to eat the food"?!
Furthermore, the site admin was so rude and attitude! Donate food to us?! Hello! The food looks cheapo in the first place lah!
So, I replied.
Dear XXX,
I am concerned that there might be some misunderstanding over thisincident.This afternoon, at 2.50 pm, my EBCP tutorial class (group 5 & 6) was given a 10 minutes break. A few students, including myself went out ofthe class room for a break. That was when a staff/nurse educator that informed us that the food was not meant for us. Upon clarification thatwe did not touch the food, she rudely accused me that I 'looked as if Iwanted to eat the food' when I merely took a glance at the table.
The 2 plates of cakes were still untouched by 3pm and no one from mytutorial group left the class after the break. From my understanding,another class (group 3 & 4) had their tutorial out of the building.
Would you like to clarify with the 'witness' if the food was indeedconsumed by medical students or was that an assumption on their part?
I hope you would clarify this matter with the 'witness' so as to clarify any misunderstandings instead of accusing us if we are indeed innocent.
Thank you.
Regards,
Wei De, Tee
That was short and sweet. I forwarded the email to all other students in Eastern Health since the original email was sent to 'undisclosed recipients'. She replied me the very next day and I could tell she wasnt too happy about my email.
Hi Wei,
Thanks for your email and your comments.
I will pass this onto the person who approached me in the hope that this incident is sorted..
Thanks again
My other mates who saw the email were laughing so much when they saw the email cos they felt it appears to be really polite with an undertone of sarcasm. Someone was asking me how long it took me to reply. It really only took me about 10mins to write the email since it's not something I've never done before.
But I reckon the site admin will not be replying me on the outcome of the 'misunderstanding' and she will probably be more careful before sending out such accusing emails in the future.
Well, this long long long and exciting post on the email exchanges shall partially compensate for the lack of posts previously. =)
Anyway, for my attachment, I will spend half a year in Box Hill and half a year in Maroondah Hospital. I'm currently based in Maroondah Hospital but I will head back to Box Hill hospital on every Wednesday for Lectures and some lessons.
During the past few weeks, we were having lessons in Box Hill together with the other batch of students who are currently based in Box Hill. As the place also holds other conference or educational sessions for other healthcare workers, they often have food or snacks outside their rooms. But the food is not meant for us, only them.
Since we were newbies, initially we took their food and then we received emails informing we should not take their food. Well, fair enough. However, the site administrator tone and attitude as reflected in the email is really unfriendly.
Dear All,
I was disappointed today to be informed that students had helped themselves to a lunch that had been ordered for a XXX Meeting in one of the seminar rooms at XXX, prior to the attendees of the meeting having lunch themselves. You will probably have noticed that lunches/refreshments arrive almost daily in the foyer area on level 3, however these are NOT for general consumption.
I am also informed that this is not the first time that this has happened in the last couple of weeks and inform you that the situation will be closely monitored.
I have amended the email cos it was a little lengthy and the general content is as above lah.
Anyway, last week, once again we received another email saying how we ate their food etc. However, this time, something happened to me, PERSONALLY, during the afternoon break and it pissed me so much that I responded the email on the same day with great angst. Since it is my forte to write complain letters, my email definitely sounded formal, polite yet sarcastic.
A little on what happened in that afternoon.
My class was given a break in the middle of the lesson and cos the lesson was quite boring, I wanted to go to the common room, passing through the foyer, to get a cup of coffee. However, since I am based in Maroondah, I forgot what is the code to enter the common room. So, I walked back to the foyer area where some of my classmates were at to ask what is the code.
There was a table beside them with some mini cakes. I glanced at the cakes while walking towards my classmates. Then, at another corner of the foyer where this lady was standing and chatting with some other guys, came and said to us
"These cakes are not meant for you guys."
My classmate then replied "We have not eaten anything."
That rude lady said:" Oh, this fellow looks as if he is interested and want to eat."
I was like WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Firstly, I merely glanced and then she had to single me out saying I look as if I am waiting to pound onto their food?! And it is not as if their cakes look that nice lah! It looks cheapo lor! Really regretted that I did not blast her back. Argghh...
Anyway, when I went back home, I saw that email and felt it was referring to me.
Dear All
Yet again I have been informed by the Nurse Educators that their booked afternoon tea for the CNS group has been devoured by medical students. Please, please, can you not "assume" that any food in the foyer area is for self helping. This food has been paid for specifically by other groups and is not for general consumption.
If there is a wish for food to be donated to medical students then this will be placed directly in the student common room. I look forward to your compliance!
This time, I was really really really pissed. I then started to wonder who saw us eating the food or was it that rude lady who went to complain to her juz cos she felt I 'Looked as if I wanted to eat the food"?!
Furthermore, the site admin was so rude and attitude! Donate food to us?! Hello! The food looks cheapo in the first place lah!
So, I replied.
Dear XXX,
I am concerned that there might be some misunderstanding over thisincident.This afternoon, at 2.50 pm, my EBCP tutorial class (group 5 & 6) was given a 10 minutes break. A few students, including myself went out ofthe class room for a break. That was when a staff/nurse educator that informed us that the food was not meant for us. Upon clarification thatwe did not touch the food, she rudely accused me that I 'looked as if Iwanted to eat the food' when I merely took a glance at the table.
The 2 plates of cakes were still untouched by 3pm and no one from mytutorial group left the class after the break. From my understanding,another class (group 3 & 4) had their tutorial out of the building.
Would you like to clarify with the 'witness' if the food was indeedconsumed by medical students or was that an assumption on their part?
I hope you would clarify this matter with the 'witness' so as to clarify any misunderstandings instead of accusing us if we are indeed innocent.
Thank you.
Regards,
Wei De, Tee
That was short and sweet. I forwarded the email to all other students in Eastern Health since the original email was sent to 'undisclosed recipients'. She replied me the very next day and I could tell she wasnt too happy about my email.
Hi Wei,
Thanks for your email and your comments.
I will pass this onto the person who approached me in the hope that this incident is sorted..
Thanks again
My other mates who saw the email were laughing so much when they saw the email cos they felt it appears to be really polite with an undertone of sarcasm. Someone was asking me how long it took me to reply. It really only took me about 10mins to write the email since it's not something I've never done before.
But I reckon the site admin will not be replying me on the outcome of the 'misunderstanding' and she will probably be more careful before sending out such accusing emails in the future.
Well, this long long long and exciting post on the email exchanges shall partially compensate for the lack of posts previously. =)
Appologies
I'm Really Really Really sorry for the lack of posts here on my blog and I know it's been almost 5-6 weeks since I'm back in Aus! Really sorry about this. At least I still blog, unlike our Mr ZR who has ceased without even letting me know lah! Argghhh...
Anyway, I did not blog on the first 2 weeks cos my internet provider crapped up. The initial one which we wanted to get last min informed us that their cables are not laid here and cant do it for us so we had to get another one which took us about 1.5 weeks and couple it to the time we took to order a modem. Sigh... Life without internet is so primitive!
It's been really busy in the hospital but sometimes, there is nothing much to do or learn and I then lose the aim/objective of hospital attachment. But it's been great fun with much more hands on and practical stuff though it can be quite daunting at times. Read my medical blog to find out more on my clinical experience anyway. The link is on the side.
Anyway, I did not blog on the first 2 weeks cos my internet provider crapped up. The initial one which we wanted to get last min informed us that their cables are not laid here and cant do it for us so we had to get another one which took us about 1.5 weeks and couple it to the time we took to order a modem. Sigh... Life without internet is so primitive!
It's been really busy in the hospital but sometimes, there is nothing much to do or learn and I then lose the aim/objective of hospital attachment. But it's been great fun with much more hands on and practical stuff though it can be quite daunting at times. Read my medical blog to find out more on my clinical experience anyway. The link is on the side.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Edison Chen will be coming to Singapore!
Edison Chen is said to be paving his road to return to the Hong Kong entertainment industry, when he was seen recently modeling new apparels for his fashion brand Clot Inc. According to sources, he will be releasing a new album in mid 2009 and is currently recording in the studio. Movie "Sniper", in which Chen is a male lead, will be screening in cinemas around Easter and his artiste management company will be arranging for him to be in Singapore for a series of promotional events.
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Chen announced his withdrawal from the Hong Kong entertainment industry early last year after his private and intimate photos with several female stars were illegally disseminated on the Internet. Since then, he had been residing in the States and has been to several Hollywood auditions. As the entertainment business was still unreceptive of Chen, he focused his fashion business, constantly sourcing for new partners and designing new products for Clot.
In conjunction with the inauguration of the new American president, Barack Obama, Clot has also launched a series of T-shirts with prints inspired by the US dollar notes. Fourth president of the United States, James Madison's portrait on the US$5,000 note was replaced by Obama's. The T-shirts which costs HKD$580 (approx. S$116) are endorsed by Chen.
In addition, according to reports, movie "Sniper" will begin screening during the Easter holiday in Hong Kong. Media Asia is currently arranging for Chen to go on a promotional tour to Taiwan, Malaysia and Thailand. Spokesperson of Chen's artiste management agency, Rich and Famous Talent Management Group Limited, said, "Edison Chen has many opportunities to travel around Southeast Asia to promote the movie Sniper. The company is also making arrangements for some commercial events. Many Mainland advertisers are also looking for him to do promotions. We hope he can return to the China market, but details have yet to be confirmed and we cannot reveal too much."
The talent management company is also currently making arrangements for Chen to do commercial acts in Singapore soon.
Gals, you have something to be happy about. Edison might be making a comeback. Kinda expected one. That time when he said he will be leaving HK entertainment scene was probably a smokescreen and wait till things settle down over his porn saga and make a comeback. Aiyah, I dont really think its his fault. What he did, all the BJ pics with e female stars etc...
Comeon, it's not tat rare nowadays. Just cos we did not expect those stars to have such, erhhmmm.... happening lifestyle behind e screen doesnt mean what they did is so outrageous. Such acts are really common nowadays. Even Piggy is shock when she saw pics/videos of such stuff posted by local gals when she went to a link on Xiaxue's blog regarding Prince William's cock (he was caught urinating on the field by e paparazzi during his polo training.).
I not a fan of Edison lah thou I must admit I do think he is good looking lah. Very lucky to have all the pretty gals around him.
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Chen announced his withdrawal from the Hong Kong entertainment industry early last year after his private and intimate photos with several female stars were illegally disseminated on the Internet. Since then, he had been residing in the States and has been to several Hollywood auditions. As the entertainment business was still unreceptive of Chen, he focused his fashion business, constantly sourcing for new partners and designing new products for Clot.
In conjunction with the inauguration of the new American president, Barack Obama, Clot has also launched a series of T-shirts with prints inspired by the US dollar notes. Fourth president of the United States, James Madison's portrait on the US$5,000 note was replaced by Obama's. The T-shirts which costs HKD$580 (approx. S$116) are endorsed by Chen.
In addition, according to reports, movie "Sniper" will begin screening during the Easter holiday in Hong Kong. Media Asia is currently arranging for Chen to go on a promotional tour to Taiwan, Malaysia and Thailand. Spokesperson of Chen's artiste management agency, Rich and Famous Talent Management Group Limited, said, "Edison Chen has many opportunities to travel around Southeast Asia to promote the movie Sniper. The company is also making arrangements for some commercial events. Many Mainland advertisers are also looking for him to do promotions. We hope he can return to the China market, but details have yet to be confirmed and we cannot reveal too much."
The talent management company is also currently making arrangements for Chen to do commercial acts in Singapore soon.
Gals, you have something to be happy about. Edison might be making a comeback. Kinda expected one. That time when he said he will be leaving HK entertainment scene was probably a smokescreen and wait till things settle down over his porn saga and make a comeback. Aiyah, I dont really think its his fault. What he did, all the BJ pics with e female stars etc...
Comeon, it's not tat rare nowadays. Just cos we did not expect those stars to have such, erhhmmm.... happening lifestyle behind e screen doesnt mean what they did is so outrageous. Such acts are really common nowadays. Even Piggy is shock when she saw pics/videos of such stuff posted by local gals when she went to a link on Xiaxue's blog regarding Prince William's cock (he was caught urinating on the field by e paparazzi during his polo training.).
I not a fan of Edison lah thou I must admit I do think he is good looking lah. Very lucky to have all the pretty gals around him.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Eden Lake
Piggy wanted to watch this show based on a movie review.
The moment the movie started, I sort of regretted watching the show. Probably it's been a long time since I last watch horrow movie, I dont enjoy watching horror as much as I use to.
Eden Lake is not a horror based on ghost or supernatural but rather, it was based on human violence on how these few kids tortured this 2 adults-holidaying couple. The way the kids tortured the guy was so digusted and the way he did it was no different from the terrorists. It was alright outrageous and disgusting. So much that piggy was so shock. I dislike the ending so much and disgusted at it. I actually felt so nauseated after the whole movie.
My advice is, if you have a weak heart or cant take gruesome images, dont watch the movie.
Evolution Theory...
Random facts first. Piggy gave me a page from My Paper which allows me to claim a $10 voucher from Sephora for the first 500 customers. Felt that Sephora wasnt really sincere in giving that voucher, don't you think?
1. Sephora only posted this promotion on My Paper but not Today when it is quite obvious that My Paper has a FAR smaller reach!
2. Sephora chose to post this promotion on Monday when not many people will be able to claim the voucher since a. school holidays has ended b. most adults are working!
So Piggy and I were super KS, thanks to Piggy's Auntiness within her! She told me to go asap cos only first 500 customers were given the vouchers. In the end, when we arrive, the stall was quite empty. Also, only house brand items were claimable using the voucher. Haiz...
Piggy being Piggy was quite easily contended. The moment the shop assistant gave her the voucher, she was staring at the voucher and smiling to herself!!! And, the auntie behind, upon seeing her reaction, started smiling (I bet she was laughing at piggy for being so retarded lah!)... -.-"
Anyway, back to Evolution Theory...
Piggy: I wonder why do the face skin have so much sebaceous gland! What purpose does it serve? I mean in evolution, there should be a purpose for everything right?
Me: Hmm... dont know leh... maybe to make sure the skin of the face doesnt crack? LoLz...
Piggy: -.-" (Cos her face secretes far too much oil) I mean like nasal hair is to trap dirt, eye clash to prevent dust dropping into the eye, armpit hair dont know leh... Pubic Hair, maybe in the past people dont wear clothes so after puberty can cover up the genital organs lor...
Me: -.-" -.-" -.-" -.-" -.-"
1. Sephora only posted this promotion on My Paper but not Today when it is quite obvious that My Paper has a FAR smaller reach!
2. Sephora chose to post this promotion on Monday when not many people will be able to claim the voucher since a. school holidays has ended b. most adults are working!
So Piggy and I were super KS, thanks to Piggy's Auntiness within her! She told me to go asap cos only first 500 customers were given the vouchers. In the end, when we arrive, the stall was quite empty. Also, only house brand items were claimable using the voucher. Haiz...
Piggy being Piggy was quite easily contended. The moment the shop assistant gave her the voucher, she was staring at the voucher and smiling to herself!!! And, the auntie behind, upon seeing her reaction, started smiling (I bet she was laughing at piggy for being so retarded lah!)... -.-"
Anyway, back to Evolution Theory...
Piggy: I wonder why do the face skin have so much sebaceous gland! What purpose does it serve? I mean in evolution, there should be a purpose for everything right?
Me: Hmm... dont know leh... maybe to make sure the skin of the face doesnt crack? LoLz...
Piggy: -.-" (Cos her face secretes far too much oil) I mean like nasal hair is to trap dirt, eye clash to prevent dust dropping into the eye, armpit hair dont know leh... Pubic Hair, maybe in the past people dont wear clothes so after puberty can cover up the genital organs lor...
Me: -.-" -.-" -.-" -.-" -.-"
Moving On...
After the ups and downs over last week, I am moving on. I choose to ignore and learn to let go.
As I was telling Piggy today, there were posts which I posted at the moment of anger and thought over it, realising it doesnt achieve anything and removed it. Now, what's the point of further aggravating matters if it doesnt achieve anything. Get back and revenge?
Perhaps, if I let go, I wont feel as hurt or pissed. Moving on then.
As I was telling Piggy today, there were posts which I posted at the moment of anger and thought over it, realising it doesnt achieve anything and removed it. Now, what's the point of further aggravating matters if it doesnt achieve anything. Get back and revenge?
Perhaps, if I let go, I wont feel as hurt or pissed. Moving on then.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Friends Forever...
The past few weeks has been emotionally exhausting during several moments. From best friends to almost strangers, all within a year. Emotions swang from anger, inpatience, disappointment, happy, disgust to eventually apathy.
What used to be best friends forever has turned into one who you probably walked past without acknowledging on the streets. What an irony. To think you once thought that this person would be your best friend forever, one who you would entrust with all your secrets and emotions. What an irony. Now this person has hiden so much so much from you and replaced them with endless lies and excuses. What an irony.
This person eventually betrayed your trust with lies and excuses and eventually evicted you from the his inner circle. All sorts of denials, excuses, lies, all of which can no longer hold or hide the truth. With technology so advance, what you do or say online can easily be accessed and hence, all the lies you once make falls apart. With no effort made in attempting to explain, it says a lot of the person's effort in maintaining the fragile friendship you once claim to be everlasting.
Perhaps, I should be contented cos all this time, I still have one best friend with me, one whom I really trust. One whom has been selfless and accommodating to all my nonsense at times. One whom is always there for me. One whom cherish me. One who accepts me for who I am. One who is generous. I should be glad and move on. Indeed, I am coming to terms of how fragile human relationships can be and how people can be so flicker, so.... Once I'm done with that, I will move on and I know Piggy will be there, friends forever...
What used to be best friends forever has turned into one who you probably walked past without acknowledging on the streets. What an irony. To think you once thought that this person would be your best friend forever, one who you would entrust with all your secrets and emotions. What an irony. Now this person has hiden so much so much from you and replaced them with endless lies and excuses. What an irony.
This person eventually betrayed your trust with lies and excuses and eventually evicted you from the his inner circle. All sorts of denials, excuses, lies, all of which can no longer hold or hide the truth. With technology so advance, what you do or say online can easily be accessed and hence, all the lies you once make falls apart. With no effort made in attempting to explain, it says a lot of the person's effort in maintaining the fragile friendship you once claim to be everlasting.
Perhaps, I should be contented cos all this time, I still have one best friend with me, one whom I really trust. One whom has been selfless and accommodating to all my nonsense at times. One whom is always there for me. One whom cherish me. One who accepts me for who I am. One who is generous. I should be glad and move on. Indeed, I am coming to terms of how fragile human relationships can be and how people can be so flicker, so.... Once I'm done with that, I will move on and I know Piggy will be there, friends forever...
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Gathering Time!
It's been a long time since I met up with ZR. The last time we met was like last yr. This ZR, as usual, always rushing back home for dinner!!! Haiz...
I still rem last yr we met up for lunch, the day when my old/x fren happily walked out from piggy and I. Anyway, back then, our MR ZR also said he had to rush home for dinner so we basically only met up for about 2 hours for one whole year!
This year, we met up at JP new extension. Once again, after lunch, he rushed home to have dinner again lah! -.-" But there is some improvement cos this time, we met up for about 3 hours! WooHoo! Haha...
Anyway, we took the picture outside JP like the tourists etc... Haha. See ZR, trying so hard to look taller than me! Haiz...
:(
Sigh... Only a few more weeks left. I will be flying back to Aus on 30th Jan. Then I will have to start my placement at the hospital. No idea what to expect which is why I kinda nervous about it. Hope it will be a good experience.
This trip back has been filled with rest, plenty of resting, Fats, plenty of it that it is drowing me. Sigh...
I have probably met up with all my friends thou I would have had wanted to meet up with some a bit more. However, I've also learnt to let go during this trip. It's probably good to know someone truely rather than being hidden in the dark for such a long time. I've enough of all excuses and I know none of it is true. So much lies have hardened me.
Some friends, I'm glad to continue meeting up and though it takes a fair bit of effort but I am sure it's worth it thou sometimes it can be frustrating.
This time back, suddenly, I feel so old cos all my frens are talking about marriages, work, work and work. Glad I'm not working yet. On relationship frontier, my record card is still empty :(. So no point talking about marriage. LoLz... Sigh. Feel so old. Guess I will have to start attending wedding dinners soon. =(
This trip back has been filled with rest, plenty of resting, Fats, plenty of it that it is drowing me. Sigh...
I have probably met up with all my friends thou I would have had wanted to meet up with some a bit more. However, I've also learnt to let go during this trip. It's probably good to know someone truely rather than being hidden in the dark for such a long time. I've enough of all excuses and I know none of it is true. So much lies have hardened me.
Some friends, I'm glad to continue meeting up and though it takes a fair bit of effort but I am sure it's worth it thou sometimes it can be frustrating.
This time back, suddenly, I feel so old cos all my frens are talking about marriages, work, work and work. Glad I'm not working yet. On relationship frontier, my record card is still empty :(. So no point talking about marriage. LoLz... Sigh. Feel so old. Guess I will have to start attending wedding dinners soon. =(
Blood Relationship
I was chatting with Piggy just now.
Piggy: Big Ting is giving tuition now. Or else I will start eatting dinner. I bought fries.
Me: Why cant u eat dinner first?
Piggy: Share mah... I am a nice sister.
Me: Wah, never see u so nice to me.
Piggy: Cos no blood relationship!
Me: Hmm.. ok lor. Then I can let u have my pang sai blood then can have blood relationship liaoz lor! Haha! But this can be one way can liaoz. I dont need yours. (Cos I know she confirm gonna mention her menses blood next)
Piggy: I can give you my menses blood lor! And I have it now. You want!?
Haiz, I so poor thing must endure her disgusting acts... -.-" Hahahahaha!
Piggy: Big Ting is giving tuition now. Or else I will start eatting dinner. I bought fries.
Me: Why cant u eat dinner first?
Piggy: Share mah... I am a nice sister.
Me: Wah, never see u so nice to me.
Piggy: Cos no blood relationship!
Me: Hmm.. ok lor. Then I can let u have my pang sai blood then can have blood relationship liaoz lor! Haha! But this can be one way can liaoz. I dont need yours. (Cos I know she confirm gonna mention her menses blood next)
Piggy: I can give you my menses blood lor! And I have it now. You want!?
Haiz, I so poor thing must endure her disgusting acts... -.-" Hahahahaha!
