Monday, October 31, 2005

 
 

Urinating Skills

By some coincidence,
I wanted to blog on tis topic...
apparently,
Kennysia blogged on tis as well...

So I am not trying to copy him k...
Irritating readers, shun off frm negative comments...

I went to Bugis the other day with my mum,
cos I went to collect my passport,
at lavender which is near Bugis

My mum went to OG and we went to their toilet
once again, I saw an idiotic uncle...
tis is e second time smth like tis happened to me...

I was at e urinal first and urinating hafway
then some uncle came in n stood beside me,
as there was only 2 urinals there

he was standing quite far frm e urinal,
thinking:
a) his cock damn long
b) his cock damn powerful
c) his aiming skills damn kilat

When I saw e dist he was standing frm e urinal,
my tots were:

"SHIT!!! I better faster finish my business, cos I find tis scene quite familiar!"

But I was still hafway urinating and I cant juz stop!
I was definitely praying hard in my head...
But, sadly, my fear happened...

he finished his business faster and started shaking his cock or smth...
uncles like to do tis...
and his urine droplets(the left over on his dick)
splashed onto my leg!
Fuck him!!!!

I had another experience at Bukit Batok Driving Centre
The driving instructor was also urinating
and I was 1 urinal frm him
he did e same thing and SO MUCH
urine droplets splashed onto my leg!
and u cld see many droplets fell on the floor as well...

uncles muz ve high ego,
so must show off their cock
and stand damn far frm e urinal...
no wonder the floor under e urinal is often wet

fuckers...
they shld invent a new urinal for such ppl
put their dick into a hole and urinate directly
so save others e trauma...
 
URL Wei De Tokcock-ed @ 1:38 PM
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