Monday, October 31, 2005
Slimming Tips
Actually I ve nv lost weight. Juz tat my rate of ht increment
was much faster than my rate of wt increment.
But, after I posted my pictures of the past,
some ppl came and ask me how I managed to slim down...
So, I've decided to dedicate tis entry,
on my experience...
But, it may not prove to be scientifically correct k...
I am also not advising ppl to follow my examples.
Try at your own risk hor...
Diet - I dun think I need to tell u to avoid deep fried food. Firstly, avoid soft drinks, even isotonic like 100plus. Avoid tibits, but occasional indulgence is fine.
Drink plenty of water as it will cleanse the bowel. Drink 2 cups of water before dinner. Dinner shld be taken before 6pm or around there, but not later. Dinner shld be in small amount.
If possible, replace your dinner with food like, beancurb (tou hua). Avoid drinking the syrup. It wld be best to ask the auntie not to put syrup but it wld taste horrible and you wld not be able to last long. There shld be abt 1.5 cm of syrup left after finishing the beancurb. Alternatively, you can take soup like fish slices soup, with lots of vegetables.
If you still feel hungry, take lots of fruits. It will help.
Occasionally, you can take sandwiches to replace meals like lunch also. Take wholemeal bread as the glucose will be released slower, hence will not be converted into stored energy immediately after digestion. Ingredient can be boiled chicken breast meat, lettuce, tomato/cucumber and some thousand island. (Mayonnaise is a no-no as the calorie is much higher)
Food like fried rice is not good. Lots of calorie. Also, avoid spaghetti (occasional is ok) as it is made of complex carbo. One plate of spaghetti is equivalent to 3 bowls of rice.
Do not skip breakfast as it is e most impt meal of the day. Skipping meals do not help as you will slow down your metabolic rate instead.
I've tried taking water for one day to detox and lose wt but it doent work cos, I am not tat determined lah. Haha...
Exercise - This is pretty obvious. To lose weight, the output muz be greater than input. Exercise often. Not ONCE a wk hor. (Ms K, understand??) Try to do it like 3-5 times a week. Each session shld be 40mins or more. As tat is the time when u start burning fats. Below tat timing, you are juz losing water and glycogen (by converting to glucose).
Sit-ups helps. Try to do 60 everyday, if not more. You can do more sets as well. Running, swimming, etc, all helps. But, if u want to try swimming, swim abt 15-20 laps WITHOUT stopping.
Gain in muscles will help as it increases metabolic rate of the body which will burn fats faster.
DO NOT TAKE any food 2 hours after exercising. Tat will defeat the purpose and you might gain more weight instead. Drink more water after exercising.
Habits - Sleep early instead of late nights like 2 am. Sleeping late will cause your body to release some hormones. Tis will reduce your metabolic rate (if I nv rem wrongly) and you will feel hungry and take in more food instead.
Dont go to supermarket before meals. Do it after meals. Tis will avoid buying lots of junk food. Tis will help to remove temptation in the house.
was much faster than my rate of wt increment.
But, after I posted my pictures of the past,
some ppl came and ask me how I managed to slim down...
So, I've decided to dedicate tis entry,
on my experience...
But, it may not prove to be scientifically correct k...
I am also not advising ppl to follow my examples.
Try at your own risk hor...
Diet - I dun think I need to tell u to avoid deep fried food. Firstly, avoid soft drinks, even isotonic like 100plus. Avoid tibits, but occasional indulgence is fine.
Drink plenty of water as it will cleanse the bowel. Drink 2 cups of water before dinner. Dinner shld be taken before 6pm or around there, but not later. Dinner shld be in small amount.
If possible, replace your dinner with food like, beancurb (tou hua). Avoid drinking the syrup. It wld be best to ask the auntie not to put syrup but it wld taste horrible and you wld not be able to last long. There shld be abt 1.5 cm of syrup left after finishing the beancurb. Alternatively, you can take soup like fish slices soup, with lots of vegetables.
If you still feel hungry, take lots of fruits. It will help.
Occasionally, you can take sandwiches to replace meals like lunch also. Take wholemeal bread as the glucose will be released slower, hence will not be converted into stored energy immediately after digestion. Ingredient can be boiled chicken breast meat, lettuce, tomato/cucumber and some thousand island. (Mayonnaise is a no-no as the calorie is much higher)
Food like fried rice is not good. Lots of calorie. Also, avoid spaghetti (occasional is ok) as it is made of complex carbo. One plate of spaghetti is equivalent to 3 bowls of rice.
Do not skip breakfast as it is e most impt meal of the day. Skipping meals do not help as you will slow down your metabolic rate instead.
I've tried taking water for one day to detox and lose wt but it doent work cos, I am not tat determined lah. Haha...
Exercise - This is pretty obvious. To lose weight, the output muz be greater than input. Exercise often. Not ONCE a wk hor. (Ms K, understand??) Try to do it like 3-5 times a week. Each session shld be 40mins or more. As tat is the time when u start burning fats. Below tat timing, you are juz losing water and glycogen (by converting to glucose).
Sit-ups helps. Try to do 60 everyday, if not more. You can do more sets as well. Running, swimming, etc, all helps. But, if u want to try swimming, swim abt 15-20 laps WITHOUT stopping.
Gain in muscles will help as it increases metabolic rate of the body which will burn fats faster.
DO NOT TAKE any food 2 hours after exercising. Tat will defeat the purpose and you might gain more weight instead. Drink more water after exercising.
Habits - Sleep early instead of late nights like 2 am. Sleeping late will cause your body to release some hormones. Tis will reduce your metabolic rate (if I nv rem wrongly) and you will feel hungry and take in more food instead.
Dont go to supermarket before meals. Do it after meals. Tis will avoid buying lots of junk food. Tis will help to remove temptation in the house.
Farting Encounters
I was talking to a fren tis morning
shall not mention names
but most ppl shld know whu anyway...
shall call tis fellow A
Conversation was something like this:
Me: Wat lau...So late liao still sleeping meh?
A: (BoooooOOOooo...)
Me: Wat's tat??!! You farted har?? (meant as a joke)
A: Ya...
Me: WTF???!!! So loud??!!
(I swear it was damn loud can...I hear it thru e phone!)
A: Loud Meh??
Me: Then how I managed to hear? Wat lau, u not paisei one leh...
A: Wats there to be paisei? And since its so loud, shldn't be smelly mah...
(Being a mean person, I decided to curse A)
Me: Wats the logic??!! Ok lor...Then I shall curse u... I curse u fart every now and then...
A: I am fine with that...
Me: Hmm...ok fine... I curse u to fart loudly in the middle of ur coming exams...and muz be damn smelly tat kind...
A: Wat lau!
Me: Haha... then everyone will stare at u! haha...
Haha...
I think tats the worse thing tat can happen...
cos i experienced tat be4...
I was taking some test and stomach wasnt feelin very gd tat day...
but I tried my best to hold it there thou it was affecting my concentration...
but, sigh,
when one is sway,
anything can happen...
of all times,
my nose started to itch
and I need to sneeze...
and once I sneezed,
the fart came out...
wat can be more embarrasing??!!
P.S: A, if tat happens to u during exams, pls inform me, I will definitely laugh at u...hee..
shall not mention names
but most ppl shld know whu anyway...
shall call tis fellow A
Conversation was something like this:
Me: Wat lau...So late liao still sleeping meh?
A: (BoooooOOOooo...)
Me: Wat's tat??!! You farted har?? (meant as a joke)
A: Ya...
Me: WTF???!!! So loud??!!
(I swear it was damn loud can...I hear it thru e phone!)
A: Loud Meh??
Me: Then how I managed to hear? Wat lau, u not paisei one leh...
A: Wats there to be paisei? And since its so loud, shldn't be smelly mah...
(Being a mean person, I decided to curse A)
Me: Wats the logic??!! Ok lor...Then I shall curse u... I curse u fart every now and then...
A: I am fine with that...
Me: Hmm...ok fine... I curse u to fart loudly in the middle of ur coming exams...and muz be damn smelly tat kind...
A: Wat lau!
Me: Haha... then everyone will stare at u! haha...
Haha...
I think tats the worse thing tat can happen...
cos i experienced tat be4...
I was taking some test and stomach wasnt feelin very gd tat day...
but I tried my best to hold it there thou it was affecting my concentration...
but, sigh,
when one is sway,
anything can happen...
of all times,
my nose started to itch
and I need to sneeze...
and once I sneezed,
the fart came out...
wat can be more embarrasing??!!
P.S: A, if tat happens to u during exams, pls inform me, I will definitely laugh at u...hee..
Urinating Skills
By some coincidence,
I wanted to blog on tis topic...
apparently,
Kennysia blogged on tis as well...
So I am not trying to copy him k...
Irritating readers, shun off frm negative comments...
I went to Bugis the other day with my mum,
cos I went to collect my passport,
at lavender which is near Bugis
My mum went to OG and we went to their toilet
once again, I saw an idiotic uncle...
tis is e second time smth like tis happened to me...
I was at e urinal first and urinating hafway
then some uncle came in n stood beside me,
as there was only 2 urinals there
he was standing quite far frm e urinal,
thinking:
a) his cock damn long
b) his cock damn powerful
c) his aiming skills damn kilat
When I saw e dist he was standing frm e urinal,
my tots were:
"SHIT!!! I better faster finish my business, cos I find tis scene quite familiar!"
But I was still hafway urinating and I cant juz stop!
I was definitely praying hard in my head...
But, sadly, my fear happened...
he finished his business faster and started shaking his cock or smth...
uncles like to do tis...
and his urine droplets(the left over on his dick)
splashed onto my leg!
Fuck him!!!!
I had another experience at Bukit Batok Driving Centre
The driving instructor was also urinating
and I was 1 urinal frm him
he did e same thing and SO MUCH
urine droplets splashed onto my leg!
and u cld see many droplets fell on the floor as well...
uncles muz ve high ego,
so must show off their cock
and stand damn far frm e urinal...
no wonder the floor under e urinal is often wet
fuckers...
they shld invent a new urinal for such ppl
put their dick into a hole and urinate directly
so save others e trauma...
I wanted to blog on tis topic...
apparently,
Kennysia blogged on tis as well...
So I am not trying to copy him k...
Irritating readers, shun off frm negative comments...
I went to Bugis the other day with my mum,
cos I went to collect my passport,
at lavender which is near Bugis
My mum went to OG and we went to their toilet
once again, I saw an idiotic uncle...
tis is e second time smth like tis happened to me...
I was at e urinal first and urinating hafway
then some uncle came in n stood beside me,
as there was only 2 urinals there
he was standing quite far frm e urinal,
thinking:
a) his cock damn long
b) his cock damn powerful
c) his aiming skills damn kilat
When I saw e dist he was standing frm e urinal,
my tots were:
"SHIT!!! I better faster finish my business, cos I find tis scene quite familiar!"
But I was still hafway urinating and I cant juz stop!
I was definitely praying hard in my head...
But, sadly, my fear happened...
he finished his business faster and started shaking his cock or smth...
uncles like to do tis...
and his urine droplets(the left over on his dick)
splashed onto my leg!
Fuck him!!!!
I had another experience at Bukit Batok Driving Centre
The driving instructor was also urinating
and I was 1 urinal frm him
he did e same thing and SO MUCH
urine droplets splashed onto my leg!
and u cld see many droplets fell on the floor as well...
uncles muz ve high ego,
so must show off their cock
and stand damn far frm e urinal...
no wonder the floor under e urinal is often wet
fuckers...
they shld invent a new urinal for such ppl
put their dick into a hole and urinate directly
so save others e trauma...
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Singapore's Working Adults
As requested by my Chief Clerk, michael,
He wanted me to write on the topic of working adults...
and to seek views frm the others...
so if u are reading tis,
perhaps u can leave ur comments on tis topic...
I shall say wat is Michael's view first...
Adults in Singapore are often working to clear their debts,
in one way or another,
be it car, housing, insurance, bank loan, etc...
he finds life meaningless...
cos we are always working to clear e debts
without enjoying our lives
No matter how u save,
the money will be spent in one way or another...
My Views
Firstly, we work to earn money
you can call us slaves of money
watever...
tat's life, nothing to grumble
unless one can really leave everything behind and live a secular life
juz like e historians or smth lahz...
i cant throw my comforts behind...
my nice bed, aircon, clean env, clean water, etc...
Money muz be spent or utilised,
otherwise,
there's no meaning to it...
I am not advocating spending all the money
to find the meaning of money k...
saving is a necessity as well but shall come to it later...
if u ve 10 bucks in ur wallet
and u refuses to spend it,
it is merely a piece of paper...
thou some ppl will look at the 10 bucks and feel damn happy
cheap thrills...
then, pls juz frame e money up or smth...
Saving up is good, of course
it sounds cliche but savings will come in handy
during the hard times...
however, youngsters nowadays DON'T save...
I am youngster too, of course, 19 only k...
haha....
but I save...cos I know one day it will come in handy...
trust me...
not many ppl save
my camp mates,
they often ve hard time when it comes towards e end of the month...
cos their acct is empty!
hmm...
I know lahz...
we shld go out and socialise etc...
but pls lahz,
spend WITHIN ur means lah
or at least control urself
if u ve 10 bucks, spend 8 bucks
and save e 2 bucks...
dun end up spending all money and
end up feeling so miserable...
He wanted me to write on the topic of working adults...
and to seek views frm the others...
so if u are reading tis,
perhaps u can leave ur comments on tis topic...
I shall say wat is Michael's view first...
Adults in Singapore are often working to clear their debts,
in one way or another,
be it car, housing, insurance, bank loan, etc...
he finds life meaningless...
cos we are always working to clear e debts
without enjoying our lives
No matter how u save,
the money will be spent in one way or another...
My Views
Firstly, we work to earn money
you can call us slaves of money
watever...
tat's life, nothing to grumble
unless one can really leave everything behind and live a secular life
juz like e historians or smth lahz...
i cant throw my comforts behind...
my nice bed, aircon, clean env, clean water, etc...
Money muz be spent or utilised,
otherwise,
there's no meaning to it...
I am not advocating spending all the money
to find the meaning of money k...
saving is a necessity as well but shall come to it later...
if u ve 10 bucks in ur wallet
and u refuses to spend it,
it is merely a piece of paper...
thou some ppl will look at the 10 bucks and feel damn happy
cheap thrills...
then, pls juz frame e money up or smth...
Saving up is good, of course
it sounds cliche but savings will come in handy
during the hard times...
however, youngsters nowadays DON'T save...
I am youngster too, of course, 19 only k...
haha....
but I save...cos I know one day it will come in handy...
trust me...
not many ppl save
my camp mates,
they often ve hard time when it comes towards e end of the month...
cos their acct is empty!
hmm...
I know lahz...
we shld go out and socialise etc...
but pls lahz,
spend WITHIN ur means lah
or at least control urself
if u ve 10 bucks, spend 8 bucks
and save e 2 bucks...
dun end up spending all money and
end up feeling so miserable...
天空
听着自己的心跳
没有规则的跳跃
我安静的在思考
并不想被谁打扰
失去了你的拥抱
寂寞再一旁嘲笑
他笑我无处可逃
我变的好渺小
时间分割成对角
停止你对我的好
瓦解我们的依靠
在你离开之后的天空
不曾在有晴朗的梦
雨后的天空
是否在有放晴后的笑容
我静静的望着天空
试着寻找遗留的彩虹
哭过的面容
期待着久违出现的笑容
没有规则的跳跃
我安静的在思考
并不想被谁打扰
失去了你的拥抱
寂寞再一旁嘲笑
他笑我无处可逃
我变的好渺小
时间分割成对角
停止你对我的好
瓦解我们的依靠
在你离开之后的天空
不曾在有晴朗的梦
雨后的天空
是否在有放晴后的笑容
我静静的望着天空
试着寻找遗留的彩虹
哭过的面容
期待着久违出现的笑容
The Slimming Process...
Not many of my frens ve seen my younger,
and more adorable side of me...
I mean the pics when I was young lahz...
Warning: People with weak heart should not be viewing these...
A picture of me when I was still in Primary 6...
Damn cute, damn chubby rite?
haha...
This is me when I was in Sec 1/2...
cant remember clearly...
tis was taken at ex-S'pore museum,
during some irritating history project lahz...
Those were e days I was laughed at by
Ms Ying Ying and Ms Bingli,
kept laughing I was short rite???!!!
I was only 147 at sec 1 lahz...
This is still me aroud the same period...
think its towards e end of sec 2,
slim down abit liaoz, but not significant thou...
haha...
almost revenge time liaoz...
by then I've surpassed Ying
Tis is pic during sec 3 July or smth...
after our adventure camp lahz...
damn fun...
I really miss those days...
I like tis pic, not cos slim down more lahz...
but tis was taken after our National Day Community Singing Com
We got overall champion...
remembered all e hardwork,
how we stayed back in music room practising...
We were definitely e best during the competition...
haha...
with regard to the me, now,
i tink u ppl shld know liaoz lah...
and more adorable side of me...
I mean the pics when I was young lahz...
Warning: People with weak heart should not be viewing these...
A picture of me when I was still in Primary 6...
Damn cute, damn chubby rite?
haha...
This is me when I was in Sec 1/2...
cant remember clearly...
tis was taken at ex-S'pore museum,
during some irritating history project lahz...
Those were e days I was laughed at by
Ms Ying Ying and Ms Bingli,
kept laughing I was short rite???!!!
I was only 147 at sec 1 lahz...
This is still me aroud the same period...
think its towards e end of sec 2,
slim down abit liaoz, but not significant thou...
haha...
almost revenge time liaoz...
by then I've surpassed Ying
Tis is pic during sec 3 July or smth...
after our adventure camp lahz...
damn fun...
I really miss those days...
I like tis pic, not cos slim down more lahz...
but tis was taken after our National Day Community Singing Com
We got overall champion...
remembered all e hardwork,
how we stayed back in music room practising...
We were definitely e best during the competition...
haha...
with regard to the me, now,
i tink u ppl shld know liaoz lah...
Dating Test
Quoting from Cruz Blog again,
I did a dating test as well...
Interesting...
Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions
I did a dating test as well...
Interesting...
Your dating personality profile: | Your date match profile: Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life. Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape. Sensual - You aren't looking for someone who is sexually repressed. You want someone who is adventurous under the covers. |
Your Top Ten Traits 1. Religious 2. Athletic 3. Big-Hearted 4. Liberal 5. Funny 6. Romantic 7. Wealthy/Ambitious 8. Adventurous 9. Traditional 10. Intellectual | Your Top Ten Match Traits 1. Religious 2. Athletic 3. Sensual 4. Adventurous 5. Practical 6. Outgoing 7. Funny 8. Intellectual 9. Wealthy/Ambitious 10. Traditional |
Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Singapore Passport
In Singapore, almost everyone owns a passport...
very seldom do u find someone without...
unlike in USA, where so many of them dun ve
cos their country is alrd damn big lahz...
so now is e holiday season
for both adults n children
children ve sch holiday (even the uni students)
while adults are clearing their annual leave
and henceforth, the ICA has been fucking crowded
and me, being backside itchy, fan jian,
chooses to renew my passport at tis period
luckily i sent my passport application form by mail
so easy n cheaper by 10 bucks leh...
SEE!!! so damn crowded can...
my left side was even worse...
and I have to wait for my number to be called...
luckily, in Singapore, known for our efficiency,
i waited for haf an hour plus only...
haha...
gone were e days when I had to come down to extend my passport
and having to wait for hours...
haha...
very seldom do u find someone without...
unlike in USA, where so many of them dun ve
cos their country is alrd damn big lahz...
so now is e holiday season
for both adults n children
children ve sch holiday (even the uni students)
while adults are clearing their annual leave
and henceforth, the ICA has been fucking crowded
and me, being backside itchy, fan jian,
chooses to renew my passport at tis period
luckily i sent my passport application form by mail
so easy n cheaper by 10 bucks leh...
SEE!!! so damn crowded can...
my left side was even worse...
and I have to wait for my number to be called...
luckily, in Singapore, known for our efficiency,
i waited for haf an hour plus only...
haha...
gone were e days when I had to come down to extend my passport
and having to wait for hours...
haha...
Service Standards
With the recent attention given to service standards in Singapore...
I shall talk abt my experience...
In Singapore,
the service standards varies...
frm polite, to ok, to like shit...
dun expect good service standards esp when e shop is busy...
but recently, i ve a very good experience...
it was a bus auntie, thou not a shop...
as u ppl know,
I am limbing nowadays,
cos my leg has not fully recovered
so walking is limited to certain speed...
I was walking out of my camp to e bus stop
which is fucking far for someone like me
so i limb quite slowly...
to my horror,
i saw bus 182!!!
as u ppl know, i cant run!
cos my knee may twist again if i do tat...
and in my camp area which is near SAFTI MI and Tuas,
the bus interval is like 20mins or smth...
so i decided to move faster, thou still limbing...
cos e bus was at e traffic lights mah
and hoping I can manage to catch e bus,
i move faster lor...
e bus which was waiting at e traffic lights saw me
so when e bus was at e bus stop,
the auntie waited for me!!!
and i wasnt like very near e bus stop k...
and my limbing was fucking slow...
so happy...
nowadays still got such nice ppl...
shall write an email to sbs someday...
I even took e pic of the bus down....
so i can write e email...
cos ppl always complain alot of bad service
but we seldom praise ppl isnt it?
I shall talk abt my experience...
In Singapore,
the service standards varies...
frm polite, to ok, to like shit...
dun expect good service standards esp when e shop is busy...
but recently, i ve a very good experience...
it was a bus auntie, thou not a shop...
as u ppl know,
I am limbing nowadays,
cos my leg has not fully recovered
so walking is limited to certain speed...
I was walking out of my camp to e bus stop
which is fucking far for someone like me
so i limb quite slowly...
to my horror,
i saw bus 182!!!
as u ppl know, i cant run!
cos my knee may twist again if i do tat...
and in my camp area which is near SAFTI MI and Tuas,
the bus interval is like 20mins or smth...
so i decided to move faster, thou still limbing...
cos e bus was at e traffic lights mah
and hoping I can manage to catch e bus,
i move faster lor...
e bus which was waiting at e traffic lights saw me
so when e bus was at e bus stop,
the auntie waited for me!!!
and i wasnt like very near e bus stop k...
and my limbing was fucking slow...
so happy...
nowadays still got such nice ppl...
shall write an email to sbs someday...
I even took e pic of the bus down....
so i can write e email...
cos ppl always complain alot of bad service
but we seldom praise ppl isnt it?
Witness Pls...
Sigh...
Regarding tat accident with tat fucker...
my insurance has CC a letter to me...
it was intended to the witness whu saw e accident
he need to declare tat he is not related to me,
he is willing to be a witness in court etc...
but i ve a feeling my witness wunt reply e mail leh...
if its a normal person,
whu he wan to go thru all e shit?
he's not getting any benefits mah...
why muz he go thru e hassel leh?
i sms him twice to ask him to reply e mail pls...
but he din even reply my smses...
sigh...
seems like my pocket gonna burn one fucking big hole...
arghh...
Regarding tat accident with tat fucker...
my insurance has CC a letter to me...
it was intended to the witness whu saw e accident
he need to declare tat he is not related to me,
he is willing to be a witness in court etc...
but i ve a feeling my witness wunt reply e mail leh...
if its a normal person,
whu he wan to go thru all e shit?
he's not getting any benefits mah...
why muz he go thru e hassel leh?
i sms him twice to ask him to reply e mail pls...
but he din even reply my smses...
sigh...
seems like my pocket gonna burn one fucking big hole...
arghh...
Friday, October 28, 2005
Stef's new Song
Dear Allz,
The song that you are hearing now are the new songs by Stef,
in her new album...
i made a compilation of all the songs...
not very professionally done
but mai hiam bei pai lahz
juz make do with it...
hope u will like e songs...
then maybe u can go buy her album...
The song that you are hearing now are the new songs by Stef,
in her new album...
i made a compilation of all the songs...
not very professionally done
but mai hiam bei pai lahz
juz make do with it...
hope u will like e songs...
then maybe u can go buy her album...
haha...
advertising again...
compiled together can prevent ppl frm downloading thru my source
haha
1 Down, 2 More to Go
As mentioned,
I went to remove one wisdom tooth yesterday...
in case of some misunderstanding,
tat was not a CHAO KENG pls...
some may say i wanted CK for mc lor...
haha...
watever lor...
mc was not e first priority lahz
my first priority is FOC!
cos as u ppl know,
if i choose to remove while in army,
its free...
but when i go out to work,
and my wisdom tooth starts giving me problem,
i need to remove at abt 300+ leh
(cos bingli need to remove liaoz n it cost so much)
anyway,
e experience was HORRIBLE!!!
it was damn painful can...
yesterday nite was so bad...
i was like on verge of dying liaoz...
i had to take 4 panadols
thou they wanted give me ponston
which apparently is a stronger painkiller
but i cant take cos asthma patients can only take some painkillers
today,
its like damn swollen sia
and still hurting
its so swollen tat i cant open my mouth much...
sigh...
tis is the gauge i bite on
WARNING: It may cause some discomfort to some ppl...
tis is so bloody...
imagine how much blood i've lost
haha...
tink i m gonna be anaemic liaoz
I went to remove one wisdom tooth yesterday...
in case of some misunderstanding,
tat was not a CHAO KENG pls...
some may say i wanted CK for mc lor...
haha...
watever lor...
mc was not e first priority lahz
my first priority is FOC!
cos as u ppl know,
if i choose to remove while in army,
its free...
but when i go out to work,
and my wisdom tooth starts giving me problem,
i need to remove at abt 300+ leh
(cos bingli need to remove liaoz n it cost so much)
anyway,
e experience was HORRIBLE!!!
it was damn painful can...
yesterday nite was so bad...
i was like on verge of dying liaoz...
i had to take 4 panadols
thou they wanted give me ponston
which apparently is a stronger painkiller
but i cant take cos asthma patients can only take some painkillers
today,
its like damn swollen sia
and still hurting
its so swollen tat i cant open my mouth much...
sigh...
tis is the gauge i bite on
WARNING: It may cause some discomfort to some ppl...
tis is so bloody...
imagine how much blood i've lost
haha...
tink i m gonna be anaemic liaoz
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Moving On
After days of battle of words,
I shall move on...
at least on my entries
the battle is still on,
apparently ,
on the comments page
never ve my blog been so active
i mean, my readers always read n move on
i will try to reduce my spelling errors
at least e typos
but no promise pls...
at least nowadays,
i really look up in e dictionary
before typing words tat I am not too sure
anyway,
i shall be on another long mc again
cos I am gonna extract my wisdom tooth today
a more complicated op than e other time
cos need to cut e gums up one
but i shall ask e doc to remove one at a time
i got 3 more to remove but shall remove seperately
cos firstly, it's painful
next, its traumatising
and, more mcs (haha)
anyway, i din expect e tooth to be removed today
cos initially when i asked to change date
e person told me 27 Dec
and yest the dental centre called suddenly
to tell me i gonna remove today
which is 27 Oct
diaoz...
tis is unacceptable leh
2months of difference leh...
I shall move on...
at least on my entries
the battle is still on,
apparently ,
on the comments page
never ve my blog been so active
i mean, my readers always read n move on
i will try to reduce my spelling errors
at least e typos
but no promise pls...
at least nowadays,
i really look up in e dictionary
before typing words tat I am not too sure
anyway,
i shall be on another long mc again
cos I am gonna extract my wisdom tooth today
a more complicated op than e other time
cos need to cut e gums up one
but i shall ask e doc to remove one at a time
i got 3 more to remove but shall remove seperately
cos firstly, it's painful
next, its traumatising
and, more mcs (haha)
anyway, i din expect e tooth to be removed today
cos initially when i asked to change date
e person told me 27 Dec
and yest the dental centre called suddenly
to tell me i gonna remove today
which is 27 Oct
diaoz...
tis is unacceptable leh
2months of difference leh...
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Damn Funny...
Sometimes...
its good to sit back and see how people argue...
cos it can be quite funny
no wonder when i argue with others,
many ppl juz sit back n relax n 'watch show'
haha..
crap said...
"Internet is supposed to be anonymous". Sad to say, this is not true, don't you read the newspaper?
Weide knows who 'crap' is, so in that sense, i'm not anonymous and so please don't use me in your counter-argument. =)
So should I get frustrated with poor grammar too.. like " a constructive comments", "certain name have", "How many of the toilet you went into are always dry", "everyone agree with her"....
You see.. we are all human and make some grammar & spelling errors here and there... I myself make alot of these errors too! So don't get so frustrated.. it's bad for health!
this is simply funny...
its good to sit back and see how people argue...
cos it can be quite funny
no wonder when i argue with others,
many ppl juz sit back n relax n 'watch show'
haha..
crap said...
"Internet is supposed to be anonymous". Sad to say, this is not true, don't you read the newspaper?
Weide knows who 'crap' is, so in that sense, i'm not anonymous and so please don't use me in your counter-argument. =)
So should I get frustrated with poor grammar too.. like " a constructive comments", "certain name have", "How many of the toilet you went into are always dry", "everyone agree with her"....
You see.. we are all human and make some grammar & spelling errors here and there... I myself make alot of these errors too! So don't get so frustrated.. it's bad for health!
this is simply funny...
No Special Privilege
I am glad someone left comments with brains,
finally...
I really appreciate ppl whu leaves comments,
esp those with brains.
thou he is still Mr Annonymous, (or may be a Ms)
Anonymous said...
Internet is supposed to be anonymous, I can use a fake name or anything, does it matter? Leaving a name like "crap" makes u have balls..lol
Does certain name have special privilege?
Lastly, i do agree we are rude regarding the spelling mistake, I am just frustrated by the poor spelling.
If you want to make a constructive comments but you are using a lots of short forms and having a lot of typo, it does not show that you are serious about what you say and it give the impression that you are not using your brains.
I went into Xiaxue blog and have viewed how she express herself, i think shes just a trash talker. I believe people look at her blog and think she is foolish and mocking at her, but she thinks that everyone agree with her..lol, your blog is so much better than hers.
I wish to clarify a few points...
firstly, no names ve privilege
certain names are accepted, of cos...
not cos they ve certain privileges,
but cos i know them...
crap is my fren, btw...
being annonymous is ok,
but when u wan to insult n make ur point to e owner,
i, in my opinion, is NOT ok
cos firstly, u r insulting e blogger
secondly, u wan to make ur point to e blogger of tat particular blog
it wld be polite to leave e name
(thou insulting is rude in e first place)
of cos u can choose to leave a fake name.
but, i can always choose to disable tat
i mean, i can choose to enable comments to bloggers only
in tat way, only ppl whu identify them can make comments
but i chose not to
cos i tot freedom of speech wld be better
it may seems tat i m contradicting myself
but,
freedom of speech shld not be abused in such a way,
u go ard insulting other ppl/regligion etc
(sorry for being politically correct, but i dun wan to end up in jail)
digression...
i m glad u mentioned
it give the impression that you are not using your brains.
cos it is more polite than
Please use some brains before you speak.
the former one means it give e impression but it may not be true
by the way,
ppl whu know me or at least ve read my blog be4,
wld know i m not making brainless comments on certain points
e language used is merely a style rather than attitude
in fact, i wld normal over react and be 'over-serious'
rather than speak for e sake of speaking
its kind to leave constructive comments.
Thank You.
with regards to
Yes in theory, but in reality does it always happen? How many of the toilet you went into are always dry? Especially when you go to toilets in other countries.
The handicapped toilets are not a privilege for those handicapped, its an act of kindness by the society.
i know the toilet is not ALWAYS dry...
but tats another issue...
cos,
u can choose to lodge a complain to e management since users shld ve certain standards of toilet. dry n clean shld be one of the point. otherwise, they can choose to ve mats to prevent slipping...
but tats digression frm original topic.
personally, i dun use handicapped toilets
cos e 'normal' ones are not filled anyway
its normally e gals whu uses cos theirs is packed
my stand is, if e handicapped toilet is empty
while e females (or males) toilets are full
there's nothing wrong with using it
as long as u dun see handicapped ppl queueing for it
it wont be practical to leave it empty while everyone goes to e normal toilet
n queueing for it cos handicapped shld ONLY be meant for e disabled
finally...
I really appreciate ppl whu leaves comments,
esp those with brains.
thou he is still Mr Annonymous, (or may be a Ms)
Anonymous said...
Internet is supposed to be anonymous, I can use a fake name or anything, does it matter? Leaving a name like "crap" makes u have balls..lol
Does certain name have special privilege?
Lastly, i do agree we are rude regarding the spelling mistake, I am just frustrated by the poor spelling.
If you want to make a constructive comments but you are using a lots of short forms and having a lot of typo, it does not show that you are serious about what you say and it give the impression that you are not using your brains.
I went into Xiaxue blog and have viewed how she express herself, i think shes just a trash talker. I believe people look at her blog and think she is foolish and mocking at her, but she thinks that everyone agree with her..lol, your blog is so much better than hers.
I wish to clarify a few points...
firstly, no names ve privilege
certain names are accepted, of cos...
not cos they ve certain privileges,
but cos i know them...
crap is my fren, btw...
being annonymous is ok,
but when u wan to insult n make ur point to e owner,
i, in my opinion, is NOT ok
cos firstly, u r insulting e blogger
secondly, u wan to make ur point to e blogger of tat particular blog
it wld be polite to leave e name
(thou insulting is rude in e first place)
of cos u can choose to leave a fake name.
but, i can always choose to disable tat
i mean, i can choose to enable comments to bloggers only
in tat way, only ppl whu identify them can make comments
but i chose not to
cos i tot freedom of speech wld be better
it may seems tat i m contradicting myself
but,
freedom of speech shld not be abused in such a way,
u go ard insulting other ppl/regligion etc
(sorry for being politically correct, but i dun wan to end up in jail)
digression...
i m glad u mentioned
it give the impression that you are not using your brains.
cos it is more polite than
Please use some brains before you speak.
the former one means it give e impression but it may not be true
by the way,
ppl whu know me or at least ve read my blog be4,
wld know i m not making brainless comments on certain points
e language used is merely a style rather than attitude
in fact, i wld normal over react and be 'over-serious'
rather than speak for e sake of speaking
its kind to leave constructive comments.
Thank You.
with regards to
Yes in theory, but in reality does it always happen? How many of the toilet you went into are always dry? Especially when you go to toilets in other countries.
The handicapped toilets are not a privilege for those handicapped, its an act of kindness by the society.
i know the toilet is not ALWAYS dry...
but tats another issue...
cos,
u can choose to lodge a complain to e management since users shld ve certain standards of toilet. dry n clean shld be one of the point. otherwise, they can choose to ve mats to prevent slipping...
but tats digression frm original topic.
personally, i dun use handicapped toilets
cos e 'normal' ones are not filled anyway
its normally e gals whu uses cos theirs is packed
my stand is, if e handicapped toilet is empty
while e females (or males) toilets are full
there's nothing wrong with using it
as long as u dun see handicapped ppl queueing for it
it wont be practical to leave it empty while everyone goes to e normal toilet
n queueing for it cos handicapped shld ONLY be meant for e disabled
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Some Idiots II
This world is full of weird people...
firslt, they always wan to leave nasty remarks
but cos they ve no balls,
they choose to remain annonymous
not tat remaining annonymous is bad
but if u wan to insult ppl
go ahead n leave ur name then...
if u really think u r right,
why dun u leave ur name?
why i said this?
as reference to my entry, Some Idiots
one fellow left this comment:
Anonymous said...
Xiaxue's thinks she really the queen and she can say and do watever she want. Please use some brains before you speak. The point is if the toilet is being open to public, everyone will use it and dirty it or make it slippery, then the whole point of disabled toilet is lost.
And regarding the spelling, "ur spelling cmi sia..." will you even care if i say this ?
"wrong spelling. idiot." will certaintly catches your attention.
weird people exist everywhere, apparently...
I shall refrain frm mean words...
and shall retort this fellow's point...
How ppl blog is their business...
whu are u to judge?
u dun go ard slapping ppl or
insulting them cos u dun like their attitudes...
I am using my brains be4 I speak.
obviously, isnt it...
otherwise I will juz go ard insulting ppl without thinking...
with regards to the toilet slippery blah blah blah...
huh??!!
tis is singapore pls...
i wonder whu isnt using their brains...
dry toilets ARE NOT a privilege to handicapped...
EVERYONE is entitled dry toilets pls...
tats why we ve cleaners to clean n mop dry the toilets
You mean elders and children whu are abled-bodied
shld fall down cos toilet floor is wet?
purpose of handicapped toilet is NOT the dry and clean toilet plz
cleaners are supposed to keep ALL toilets clean
its bigger space and special facilities in these toilets
tat makes them suitable to hadicapped
everyone is entitled to e dry toilet
lastly,
dun be weird...
" And regarding the spelling, 'ur spelling cmi sia...' will you even care if i say this ?
'wrong spelling. idiot.' will certaintly catches your attention. "
why go around insulting ppl to catch e attention?
hmm...maybe some ppl only dare cos tis is e cyber world...
u mean in real life, if u r trying to catch someone's attention,
u go and insult ppl?
imagine tis, u saw someone dropped money n u wan to return,
assuming weird ppl ve kind hearts,
u go ard saying:
OEI! Pighead! U dropped your F**king money!
U Idiot!
Would you?
No.
trying to catch attention can be done in many ways thou...
i am not a famous blogger
ur comments will be noted with MY ATTENTION
rest assured...
so dun need to go ard insulting ppl...
I am not siding Xiaxue btw,
neither and I a supoprter of her blog
i read her blog same goes to other blogs like my frens'
but i view tis particular issue not entirely same perspective,
but some wat similar
firslt, they always wan to leave nasty remarks
but cos they ve no balls,
they choose to remain annonymous
not tat remaining annonymous is bad
but if u wan to insult ppl
go ahead n leave ur name then...
if u really think u r right,
why dun u leave ur name?
why i said this?
as reference to my entry, Some Idiots
one fellow left this comment:
Anonymous said...
Xiaxue's thinks she really the queen and she can say and do watever she want. Please use some brains before you speak. The point is if the toilet is being open to public, everyone will use it and dirty it or make it slippery, then the whole point of disabled toilet is lost.
And regarding the spelling, "ur spelling cmi sia..." will you even care if i say this ?
"wrong spelling. idiot." will certaintly catches your attention.
weird people exist everywhere, apparently...
I shall refrain frm mean words...
and shall retort this fellow's point...
How ppl blog is their business...
whu are u to judge?
u dun go ard slapping ppl or
insulting them cos u dun like their attitudes...
I am using my brains be4 I speak.
obviously, isnt it...
otherwise I will juz go ard insulting ppl without thinking...
with regards to the toilet slippery blah blah blah...
huh??!!
tis is singapore pls...
i wonder whu isnt using their brains...
dry toilets ARE NOT a privilege to handicapped...
EVERYONE is entitled dry toilets pls...
tats why we ve cleaners to clean n mop dry the toilets
You mean elders and children whu are abled-bodied
shld fall down cos toilet floor is wet?
purpose of handicapped toilet is NOT the dry and clean toilet plz
cleaners are supposed to keep ALL toilets clean
its bigger space and special facilities in these toilets
tat makes them suitable to hadicapped
everyone is entitled to e dry toilet
lastly,
dun be weird...
" And regarding the spelling, 'ur spelling cmi sia...' will you even care if i say this ?
'wrong spelling. idiot.' will certaintly catches your attention. "
why go around insulting ppl to catch e attention?
hmm...maybe some ppl only dare cos tis is e cyber world...
u mean in real life, if u r trying to catch someone's attention,
u go and insult ppl?
imagine tis, u saw someone dropped money n u wan to return,
assuming weird ppl ve kind hearts,
u go ard saying:
OEI! Pighead! U dropped your F**king money!
U Idiot!
Would you?
No.
trying to catch attention can be done in many ways thou...
i am not a famous blogger
ur comments will be noted with MY ATTENTION
rest assured...
so dun need to go ard insulting ppl...
I am not siding Xiaxue btw,
neither and I a supoprter of her blog
i read her blog same goes to other blogs like my frens'
but i view tis particular issue not entirely same perspective,
but some wat similar
Some Idiots
I've juz read Xiaxue's blog...
think wat I read on my blog is far nicer than wat she experienced...
I mean I only need to read occasional insults...
she has to bear it everyday,
juz becos she's a popular blogger...
recently, she had an entry on toilets for the disabled
her point was if its not occupied,
why cant normal ppl use it?
and it is not a privilege for the disabled...
and becos of tat,
some idiot wrote to all the 3 companies endorsing her,
voxy, localbrand and kimage,
asking them to end her endorsement...
well, tat guy did succeed...
Voxy ended the endorsement...
sigh...
muz voxy be so defensive har?
I mean no need to go to tat bah...
and tat guy,
i muz say,
he's a FAR MORE POWERFUL complain king...
he CC the letters to many charity org
thou i cant understand his rationale
sigh...
some ppl hate bloggers gettin e attention isit?
or some bloggers hate other bloggers whu blog their comments freely?
muz we self-censor everything we say?
and they can always do it in a nicer way...
juz like if i made a spelling mistake in my blog,
u can always say:
Haha...
u spelled wrongly leh...
ur spelling cmi sia...
or smth more moderate lah...
not like:
wrong spelling. idiot.
wats e point? putting an 'idiot' makes it clearer or wat?
some ppl,
u can nv understand wat they thinking...
think wat I read on my blog is far nicer than wat she experienced...
I mean I only need to read occasional insults...
she has to bear it everyday,
juz becos she's a popular blogger...
recently, she had an entry on toilets for the disabled
her point was if its not occupied,
why cant normal ppl use it?
and it is not a privilege for the disabled...
and becos of tat,
some idiot wrote to all the 3 companies endorsing her,
voxy, localbrand and kimage,
asking them to end her endorsement...
well, tat guy did succeed...
Voxy ended the endorsement...
sigh...
muz voxy be so defensive har?
I mean no need to go to tat bah...
and tat guy,
i muz say,
he's a FAR MORE POWERFUL complain king...
he CC the letters to many charity org
thou i cant understand his rationale
sigh...
some ppl hate bloggers gettin e attention isit?
or some bloggers hate other bloggers whu blog their comments freely?
muz we self-censor everything we say?
and they can always do it in a nicer way...
juz like if i made a spelling mistake in my blog,
u can always say:
Haha...
u spelled wrongly leh...
ur spelling cmi sia...
or smth more moderate lah...
not like:
wrong spelling. idiot.
wats e point? putting an 'idiot' makes it clearer or wat?
some ppl,
u can nv understand wat they thinking...
Monday, October 24, 2005
Old Songs Bring Memories
In case some ppl starts complaining tis song is too old...
there's a history to it...
cos tis song was the song my class and I danced in sec 4
during a Chinese New Year Celebrations...
It really brings very nice memories...
e tough time we've been thru to rehearse
and loads of homework to do at e same time...
e stage fright we had to bear...
really very nice memories...
i miss sec sch days
the happy memories...
there's a history to it...
cos tis song was the song my class and I danced in sec 4
during a Chinese New Year Celebrations...
It really brings very nice memories...
e tough time we've been thru to rehearse
and loads of homework to do at e same time...
e stage fright we had to bear...
really very nice memories...
i miss sec sch days
the happy memories...
The Making of A Yoga Master
My mdm has started her Yoga lessons...
She asked me to help her complile the notes
and so I did
it was done very nicely...
and she said I've talent in tis...
sigh...
talent in tis for wat?
be a office boy meh???
but anyway, i ve talent in too many fields
it can be troubling...
sigh...
haha...
so, for today,
i know quite abit of yoga history and the meaning of yoga...
yoga actually existed for more than 5000 yrs liaoz...
interesting...
i told her i shall retain e rights of the notes...
nxt time can go make money frm these notes
haha...
She asked me to help her complile the notes
and so I did
it was done very nicely...
and she said I've talent in tis...
sigh...
talent in tis for wat?
be a office boy meh???
but anyway, i ve talent in too many fields
it can be troubling...
sigh...
haha...
so, for today,
i know quite abit of yoga history and the meaning of yoga...
yoga actually existed for more than 5000 yrs liaoz...
interesting...
i told her i shall retain e rights of the notes...
nxt time can go make money frm these notes
haha...
Charity Shows
Another Charity Show was up yesterday.
It was the first such shows ever since the NKF Saga...
I tot the response wasnt tat good...
cos the number of calls was only 180000+...
a far cry frm 1,000,000 calls during the NKF days...
but official says the response is good...
with 3 millions collected.
dun know how they calculate anyway...
but one point...
Bingli was damn pissed off...
perhaps reflects wat many may think...
Ocean Ou din reveal his not-very-handsome face...
i was like 'wats e point'?
since his face has alrd been revealed anyway...
Wei Lian managed to get many donations thou...
tis is e first time a not-so-abled person
(i dun tink he is disabled or handicap anyway)
in a charity show...
some how, i tot e significance is greater.
It was the first such shows ever since the NKF Saga...
I tot the response wasnt tat good...
cos the number of calls was only 180000+...
a far cry frm 1,000,000 calls during the NKF days...
but official says the response is good...
with 3 millions collected.
dun know how they calculate anyway...
but one point...
Bingli was damn pissed off...
perhaps reflects wat many may think...
Ocean Ou din reveal his not-very-handsome face...
i was like 'wats e point'?
since his face has alrd been revealed anyway...
Wei Lian managed to get many donations thou...
tis is e first time a not-so-abled person
(i dun tink he is disabled or handicap anyway)
in a charity show...
some how, i tot e significance is greater.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Software Wife 1.0 Malfunctioning
With Reference to Crapathon's new entry
on Software Upgrade Troubleshoot,
I created another version for the guys
how can only gals ve their own version
haha
Upgrade Galfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 - Pentium version
"Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded my Galfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a series of cocking up in the overall performance, especially the loving & caring, and understanding applications that had operated flawlessly under Galfriend 4.0.
In addition, Wife 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Housework 8.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Shopping 5.0, More Shopping 3.0, Manicure 2.0, Spa 4.0 and spend-husband's-hardearned-money-like-water 5.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Heart Talks 2.6 simply crashes the system and ended up with smoke coming out from the computer. Wife 1.0 often refuses Sex 3.0 with an error message "I'm too tired", popping up.
Wife 1.0 then causes pop-ups of Nagging 5.3. Spywares like Tears 4.0 made it worse. Hackers then created Bad-Friends-With-Bad-Advise and tried to take over the whole system.
I've tried Walking-Out-of-House 1.0 but to no avail. Sweet-Talks 6.4 also failed to work.What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Husband
Reply:
Dear Desperate Husband,
First keep in mind: Galfriend 4.0 is an entertainment package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Bills 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Saving-Money 7.3.
Try downloading Sexy Lingerie 8.3 to activate Sex 3.0. Reference to 'Dummy to Sex Arousement' together with Sex 3.0 improving tools like Sextoys 2.0 will improve your experience of Sex 3.0 for both the user and the OS.
But remember, overuse can cause Error Message of "You only want Sex 3.0 but you do not love me" popping up. The IT support group is still working on this bug. However, to solve the problem, try using softwares like Candlelight Dinner 3.2.1 and Gifts 4.5 to reduce the frequency of popping up of the error message.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Galfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Wife 1.0. In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications lie Cooking 2.3 quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
Good Luck,
IT Support "
on Software Upgrade Troubleshoot,
I created another version for the guys
how can only gals ve their own version
haha
Upgrade Galfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 - Pentium version
"Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded my Galfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a series of cocking up in the overall performance, especially the loving & caring, and understanding applications that had operated flawlessly under Galfriend 4.0.
In addition, Wife 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Housework 8.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Shopping 5.0, More Shopping 3.0, Manicure 2.0, Spa 4.0 and spend-husband's-hardearned-money-like-water 5.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Heart Talks 2.6 simply crashes the system and ended up with smoke coming out from the computer. Wife 1.0 often refuses Sex 3.0 with an error message "I'm too tired", popping up.
Wife 1.0 then causes pop-ups of Nagging 5.3. Spywares like Tears 4.0 made it worse. Hackers then created Bad-Friends-With-Bad-Advise and tried to take over the whole system.
I've tried Walking-Out-of-House 1.0 but to no avail. Sweet-Talks 6.4 also failed to work.What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Husband
Reply:
Dear Desperate Husband,
First keep in mind: Galfriend 4.0 is an entertainment package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Bills 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Saving-Money 7.3.
Try downloading Sexy Lingerie 8.3 to activate Sex 3.0. Reference to 'Dummy to Sex Arousement' together with Sex 3.0 improving tools like Sextoys 2.0 will improve your experience of Sex 3.0 for both the user and the OS.
But remember, overuse can cause Error Message of "You only want Sex 3.0 but you do not love me" popping up. The IT support group is still working on this bug. However, to solve the problem, try using softwares like Candlelight Dinner 3.2.1 and Gifts 4.5 to reduce the frequency of popping up of the error message.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Galfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Wife 1.0. In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications lie Cooking 2.3 quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
Good Luck,
IT Support "
Traditions
Yesterday, I went to those traditional dinner again...
those religious one lahz...
with praying of gods, opera kind...
I went to Chinatown with my mum first,
cos she wans to find out the price of tic to Thai,
cos we are planning to go there either Oct/Nov...
I discovered smth...
Singaporeans love food,
tis is a fact we know...
but Singaporeans love the food if there's queuing involved...
I discovered we are more likely to be tempted,
if there's a queue.
I wanted to take pics but scared kena stared at...
I was one of those morons thou...
I joined the queue at one dessert stall...
it was a stall which got featured in one Food show...
I tried tis Red Bean Peanuts Ice...
hmm...not bad...
the two taste stood out but blended quite well...
Tis is e 1st time I tried these 2 combination...
I wonder if these stalls will survive in the future...
will youngsters continue to come here?
will youngsters take over these jobs?
I certainly hope so...
cos i like e food here.
I saw tis auntie collecting money for entrance to toilet...
can someone explain it more clearly to me,
cos I tot it is illegal to collect money for entrance to toilet...
but i still see ppl collecting in many places mah...
anyway, i mentioned in my previous blog,
e aunties serving as waitress in those traditional dinners,
were dressed in quite bad manner...
shall show u one of the pic i took secretly...
quite blur thou...
the event was complained by residents
cos the aution thing going on was far too loud,
which i tot so too...
then police had to come...
poor thing...
haha...muz come do all these sai kang...
those religious one lahz...
with praying of gods, opera kind...
I went to Chinatown with my mum first,
cos she wans to find out the price of tic to Thai,
cos we are planning to go there either Oct/Nov...
I discovered smth...
Singaporeans love food,
tis is a fact we know...
but Singaporeans love the food if there's queuing involved...
I discovered we are more likely to be tempted,
if there's a queue.
I wanted to take pics but scared kena stared at...
I was one of those morons thou...
I joined the queue at one dessert stall...
it was a stall which got featured in one Food show...
I tried tis Red Bean Peanuts Ice...
hmm...not bad...
the two taste stood out but blended quite well...
Tis is e 1st time I tried these 2 combination...
I wonder if these stalls will survive in the future...
will youngsters continue to come here?
will youngsters take over these jobs?
I certainly hope so...
cos i like e food here.
I saw tis auntie collecting money for entrance to toilet...
can someone explain it more clearly to me,
cos I tot it is illegal to collect money for entrance to toilet...
but i still see ppl collecting in many places mah...
anyway, i mentioned in my previous blog,
e aunties serving as waitress in those traditional dinners,
were dressed in quite bad manner...
shall show u one of the pic i took secretly...
quite blur thou...
the event was complained by residents
cos the aution thing going on was far too loud,
which i tot so too...
then police had to come...
poor thing...
haha...muz come do all these sai kang...
Saturday, October 22, 2005
YESH!
Finally...
someone agrees with me...
to protect tat guy's identity,
his name was erased...
all names are fictitious...
nice one...
he seems damn pissed off with tat one eyed man...
good...
found a like-minded liaoz...
someone agrees with me...
to protect tat guy's identity,
his name was erased...
all names are fictitious...
nice one...
he seems damn pissed off with tat one eyed man...
good...
found a like-minded liaoz...
Productivity
We often talk abt Productivity in the Army...
Even the notepads reminds us of it.
But, how applicable it is in the Army?
Its another issue...
I was asked to attend a SUPER boring meeting
the other day...
it din really concern me much...
so why was i there?
i also dun know...
tats why...
productivity issue...
and the ironic thing,
i saw tis on my notepad...
the question marks and 'huh' was done by me lar...
and i then secretly took pics of it thou...
cos my cam can take pic in silent mode...
and ta da...
Even the notepads reminds us of it.
But, how applicable it is in the Army?
Its another issue...
I was asked to attend a SUPER boring meeting
the other day...
it din really concern me much...
so why was i there?
i also dun know...
tats why...
productivity issue...
and the ironic thing,
i saw tis on my notepad...
the question marks and 'huh' was done by me lar...
and i then secretly took pics of it thou...cos my cam can take pic in silent mode...
and ta da...
Friday, October 21, 2005
Is My Blog TaT Unpopular
Sigh...
After one month of experience of blogging,
i am starting to get sick of it...
not tat i dun like blogging...
i love it...
provides an avenue of voicing my tots,
venting my frustration,
talking to my frens...
but,
i ve been receiving so many negative comments,
negative remarks...
thou occasionally one or two nice ones...
i can understand why some bloggers say it will demoralise them...
nice comments will keep the spirits up
but my blog not tat popular lahz...
so, i only get to see negative ones...
sianz diaoz...
it started makes me feel like closing e blog...
then i dun ve to bother abt wat ppl say...
haha...
ppl say dun bother abt these ppl
but i always end up taking e comments personal
sigh...
After one month of experience of blogging,
i am starting to get sick of it...
not tat i dun like blogging...
i love it...
provides an avenue of voicing my tots,
venting my frustration,
talking to my frens...
but,
i ve been receiving so many negative comments,
negative remarks...
thou occasionally one or two nice ones...
i can understand why some bloggers say it will demoralise them...
nice comments will keep the spirits up
but my blog not tat popular lahz...
so, i only get to see negative ones...
sianz diaoz...
it started makes me feel like closing e blog...
then i dun ve to bother abt wat ppl say...
haha...
ppl say dun bother abt these ppl
but i always end up taking e comments personal
sigh...
Understanding of Love
I saw tis comment:
I admit I've never been in any relationship...
hmm...
so?
I dun understand how does tat impede me
frm expressing my views on love
very interesting point...
I dun tink Love can only been understood
by ppl whu's in a relationship.
some ppl who has been in a relationship may ve been thru events
tat makes them understand love anyway...
I admit I've never been in any relationship...
hmm...
so?
I dun understand how does tat impede me
frm expressing my views on love
very interesting point...
I dun tink Love can only been understood
by ppl whu's in a relationship.
some ppl who has been in a relationship may ve been thru events
tat makes them understand love anyway...
A Test of My HP's Camera Functions
I continued to play with my new handphone's camera today...
The i discovered the paranoma function...
tis pic above was taken with 3 shots...
not obvious bah...
but there's limitation...
the lighting condition shld some what be constant...
otherwise, u get smth like tis...
The i discovered the paranoma function...
tis pic above was taken with 3 shots...
not obvious bah...
but there's limitation...
the lighting condition shld some what be constant...
otherwise, u get smth like tis...
My Birthday Wishlist
Dear Mr Santa Claus(es),
My Birthday is coming very soon,
exactly a month from now,
on the 21st Nov.
As such,
I shall announce what I would like to get,
so that you(you guys) would know what I want.
Juz like every other years.
I don't, I stress, I DON'T want
1. Food
2. ANY form of food like cakes, chocolates, sweets or treats.
3. Soft Toys (Ms Bingli, I dont want tat k)
4. Toys (Mr Michael, I dun wan Harry Potter Toys, dun be irritating)
5. Underwears/G-Strings (so dun play pranks on me)
6. Books
Things I dun mind
1. Cash (provided its lots of cash, haha)
2. Vouchers (refer to above point)
3. CDs
Things I am eyeing
1. Jacket (those currently more fashionables ones, not the water proof type. hope u kn wat i'm saying)
2. Clothes (no sleeveless and muz be fashionable ones, haha)
3. Belt (those very very long ones, hanging over e side)
4. Metal Chain (attached to jeans ones)
5. Wallet (not the kiddish kind plz)
Thank you.
Yours Sincerely,
Wei De
My Birthday is coming very soon,
exactly a month from now,
on the 21st Nov.
As such,
I shall announce what I would like to get,
so that you(you guys) would know what I want.
Juz like every other years.
I don't, I stress, I DON'T want
1. Food
2. ANY form of food like cakes, chocolates, sweets or treats.
3. Soft Toys (Ms Bingli, I dont want tat k)
4. Toys (Mr Michael, I dun wan Harry Potter Toys, dun be irritating)
5. Underwears/G-Strings (so dun play pranks on me)
6. Books
Things I dun mind
1. Cash (provided its lots of cash, haha)
2. Vouchers (refer to above point)
3. CDs
Things I am eyeing
1. Jacket (those currently more fashionables ones, not the water proof type. hope u kn wat i'm saying)
2. Clothes (no sleeveless and muz be fashionable ones, haha)
3. Belt (those very very long ones, hanging over e side)
4. Metal Chain (attached to jeans ones)
Thank you.
Yours Sincerely,
Wei De
Thursday, October 20, 2005
A Tour of Alexandra Hospital
This is the place where I visit twice a week,
for my physiotherapy sessions...
climbling the endless stairs,
and walking thru e butterfly garden...
juz to reach e hospital building,
before the endless road to the ulu-fied physio centre...
Not too bad rite?
looks quite cool...
haha...
as promised to post more pics,
after i gotten a digi cam,
i shall show u e ice treatment tat i ve been on...
tis huge flask of COLD water is placed on top,
which thru a pipe thing,
is connected to tis bag wrapping my leg...
it works on e pressure theory...
so e cold water will flow into tis bag thing,
cooling my knee,
it is to reduce swelling of the op area,
so tat muscle can regain e strength...
hmm...
hope e pics are enuf liaoz...
i am like crazy
keep taking pics everywhere,
even on e road, while walking...
ppl either tink i am some tourish or some crazy fellow
my physiotherapist was like laughing at me
when she saw me taking all these pics...
e pics considered clear rite?
haha...
taken frm my brand new K750i leh...
haha...
for my physiotherapy sessions...
climbling the endless stairs,
and walking thru e butterfly garden...
juz to reach e hospital building,
before the endless road to the ulu-fied physio centre...
Not too bad rite?
looks quite cool...
haha...
as promised to post more pics,
after i gotten a digi cam,
i shall show u e ice treatment tat i ve been on...
tis huge flask of COLD water is placed on top,
which thru a pipe thing,
is connected to tis bag wrapping my leg...
it works on e pressure theory...
so e cold water will flow into tis bag thing,
cooling my knee,
it is to reduce swelling of the op area,
so tat muscle can regain e strength...
hmm...
hope e pics are enuf liaoz...
i am like crazy
keep taking pics everywhere,
even on e road, while walking...
ppl either tink i am some tourish or some crazy fellow
my physiotherapist was like laughing at me
when she saw me taking all these pics...
e pics considered clear rite?
haha...
taken frm my brand new K750i leh...
haha...
Childish People
Why am I so sway???
Can someone tell me?
I tot I am rather childish,
there are far worse ppl in tis world...
my god...
It started with Mr Brown's Blog entry...
and I made a very innocent and simple comment...
in the end, it turn out to be an arguement with tis super childish freak!
His arguements din even argue my points and started calling names and insulting ppl...
when he din even ve any arguements,
he dare to say other's arguement as 'flawed'...
cant believe it...
it ends off with him callign ppl names etc...
wat can i say?
it simply proves my point...
anyway,
i shall ignore his comments cos its not my blog,
not appropraite to argue there.
but with someone as bird brain as him,
wat can i say?
I rest my case.
so can anyone explain why i so sway to encounter such ppl??!!
I shall refrain myself...
from using the F*** word...
Can someone tell me?
I tot I am rather childish,
there are far worse ppl in tis world...
my god...
It started with Mr Brown's Blog entry...
and I made a very innocent and simple comment...
in the end, it turn out to be an arguement with tis super childish freak!
His arguements din even argue my points and started calling names and insulting ppl...
when he din even ve any arguements,
he dare to say other's arguement as 'flawed'...
cant believe it...
it ends off with him callign ppl names etc...
wat can i say?
it simply proves my point...
anyway,
i shall ignore his comments cos its not my blog,
not appropraite to argue there.
but with someone as bird brain as him,
wat can i say?
I rest my case.
so can anyone explain why i so sway to encounter such ppl??!!
I shall refrain myself...
from using the F*** word...
Cherish The Moment
Latest News: Wife of Malaysia PM Abullah has juz passed away this morning.
I tink its quite sad lor...
cos she juz came back after her treatment.
sigh...
a few year ago,
her sister was detected with breast cancer.
so she went for a test and discovered she had breast cancer as well...
her sister passed away liaoz.
while she went for treatment oversea, i tink UK
came back not too long ago
was said to ve recovered...
e doc even told the PM to spend more time with her
now she juz die like tat...
life is juz so unpredictable sia...
sigh...
I tink its quite sad lor...
cos she juz came back after her treatment.
sigh...
a few year ago,
her sister was detected with breast cancer.
so she went for a test and discovered she had breast cancer as well...
her sister passed away liaoz.
while she went for treatment oversea, i tink UK
came back not too long ago
was said to ve recovered...
e doc even told the PM to spend more time with her
now she juz die like tat...
life is juz so unpredictable sia...
sigh...
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
My New Handphone!!!
After pondering for more than a week,
with intensive research,
and asking around,
i ve finally decided on
Sony Ericsson K750i.
I've bought it today!!!
so exciting...
haha...
was editing my mp3 to make them into ringtones...
haha...
so exciting...
shall write my own product review after i tried on e product...
cant sleep tonite...
haha...
with intensive research,
and asking around,
i ve finally decided on
Sony Ericsson K750i.
I've bought it today!!!
so exciting...
haha...
was editing my mp3 to make them into ringtones...
haha...
so exciting...
shall write my own product review after i tried on e product...
cant sleep tonite...
haha...
Metrosexuality
After my entry yesterday nite,
I was stunned...
within 5 minutes,
i received feedbacks thru msn thru my frens...
the first feedback was:
while e next was:
and he said gals confirm will adore me or smth...
haha...
how i wish...
not much to blog in tis entry...
cos...
I was stunned...
within 5 minutes,
i received feedbacks thru msn thru my frens...
the first feedback was:
while e next was:
and he said gals confirm will adore me or smth...
haha...
how i wish...
not much to blog in tis entry...
cos...
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Advertisement Time
I went to Pizza Hut today...
saw Chiew Ling,
then realise Ying, and Sze Wei,
my sec classmates,
were there...
din change much bah...
then my chief clerk saw chiew ling & Ying
and was interested to know them...
haha...
wats worse,
my mdm ask me intro them to my chief clerk...
ask me do such malu stuff...
haha...
anyway...
I shall do my part lor...
Name: Michael
Age: 24
Status: Single
Email: ckcranger@msn.com
Description: He single, a man, older than me, darker than me, haha...email him to find out more...
saw Chiew Ling,
then realise Ying, and Sze Wei,
my sec classmates,
were there...
din change much bah...
then my chief clerk saw chiew ling & Ying
and was interested to know them...
haha...
wats worse,
my mdm ask me intro them to my chief clerk...
ask me do such malu stuff...
haha...
anyway...
I shall do my part lor...
Name: Michael
Age: 24
Status: Single
Email: ckcranger@msn.com
Description: He single, a man, older than me, darker than me, haha...email him to find out more...
爱情观
with all the 偶像剧 around,
it makes me start to think about Love...
I started thinking,
爱情甜的...
when I told me chief clerk and my mdm,
cos we were talking cock,
they say I am childish...
wats worse...
my chief clerk said this is only wat gals will think...
sigh...
i ve always heard of guys
telling their love story thru 音乐日记,
so wats e big deal?
guys cant ve some sort of
爱情观mah?
To me,
爱是甜的,
爱是当你孤单时, 有人来陪
爱是当你难过时, 有人来安慰
爱让你一无反顾的牺牲，只要对方开心
爱是双方面的
爱不是色，虽然有些人如此认为
爱是在一起的快乐
爱是如此的如此，非笔墨所能表达
爱是快乐
Love is sweet
Love is when u r lonely, someone will accompany you
Love is when u r sad, someone will console u
Love is u wunt think much but sacrifice
Love is a two way traffic
Love is not abt lust, thou some may say it plays a part
Love is the comfort of being together
Love is so much...
Love is happiness...
i am not deperate for love...
if u ve read my character analysis,
i dun go for casual relationships.
to me, ralationships ends with marriage...
its not abt how many u ve conquered,
neither is it a number to boast abt...
its the ending tat counts...
but my mdm thinks tis is too 小孩的想法...
my chief clerk?
he has been in a relationship be4,
but i dun call tat love anyway...
i hope I wunt turn sceptic abt love...
Pls...I am not a desperato...
I din become like tis after army...
army din make me desperate...
so pls...
dun ask me tis dumb question...
it makes me start to think about Love...
I started thinking,
爱情甜的...
when I told me chief clerk and my mdm,
cos we were talking cock,
they say I am childish...
wats worse...
my chief clerk said this is only wat gals will think...
sigh...
i ve always heard of guys
telling their love story thru 音乐日记,
so wats e big deal?
guys cant ve some sort of
爱情观mah?
To me,
爱是甜的,
爱是当你孤单时, 有人来陪
爱是当你难过时, 有人来安慰
爱让你一无反顾的牺牲，只要对方开心
爱是双方面的
爱不是色，虽然有些人如此认为
爱是在一起的快乐
爱是如此的如此，非笔墨所能表达
爱是快乐
Love is sweet
Love is when u r lonely, someone will accompany you
Love is when u r sad, someone will console u
Love is u wunt think much but sacrifice
Love is a two way traffic
Love is not abt lust, thou some may say it plays a part
Love is the comfort of being together
Love is so much...
Love is happiness...
i am not deperate for love...
if u ve read my character analysis,
i dun go for casual relationships.
to me, ralationships ends with marriage...
its not abt how many u ve conquered,
neither is it a number to boast abt...
its the ending tat counts...
but my mdm thinks tis is too 小孩的想法...
my chief clerk?
he has been in a relationship be4,
but i dun call tat love anyway...
i hope I wunt turn sceptic abt love...
Pls...I am not a desperato...
I din become like tis after army...
army din make me desperate...
so pls...
dun ask me tis dumb question...
Happy Yet Sway...
Haha...
So fucking happy!
Yesterday,
I asked my dad if he wans to sponsor 100bucks for my new hp,
cos i've 100bucks rebate for my hp bills,
(which is paid by my dad anyway,haha)
and my dad gave me 200bucks!!!
haha...
so i only need to fork out $268 for the new phone...
haha...
then today went to physio...
on my way back to camp,
fucking 193 broke down...
how can one be more sway...
sigh...
after a series of unfortunate events,
smth else like tis muz happen...
sigh...
i shall go rub shoulders with my enemies...
pass e swayness to them...
hmm...then...
i shall ask Mung out...
haha...
Mung, beware...
lalala...
So fucking happy!
Yesterday,
I asked my dad if he wans to sponsor 100bucks for my new hp,
cos i've 100bucks rebate for my hp bills,
(which is paid by my dad anyway,haha)
and my dad gave me 200bucks!!!
haha...
so i only need to fork out $268 for the new phone...
haha...
then today went to physio...
on my way back to camp,
fucking 193 broke down...
how can one be more sway...
sigh...
after a series of unfortunate events,
smth else like tis muz happen...
sigh...
i shall go rub shoulders with my enemies...
pass e swayness to them...
hmm...then...
i shall ask Mung out...
haha...
Mung, beware...
lalala...
Monday, October 17, 2005
Updates
I've made a video for my chief clerk...
cos he was leaving my unit...
e video which caused my com to crash...
e one which wasted more than 2 whole weeks of my life
Wat lau...
spent so much effot n he din even cry...
sigh...
Haha...
anyway...
I tink i am more or less decided on Sony Ericsson K750i
abit expensive thou...
hope some kind soul will appear...
haha...
cos he was leaving my unit...
e video which caused my com to crash...
e one which wasted more than 2 whole weeks of my life
Wat lau...
spent so much effot n he din even cry...
sigh...
Haha...
anyway...
I tink i am more or less decided on Sony Ericsson K750i
abit expensive thou...
hope some kind soul will appear...
haha...
Vietnam Bride...
Most probably,
I may be going to Vietnam during year end...
As such,
My Chief Clerk kept asking me to 'lookout' for him...
see if can find chio n nice bride,
like tat Ruan Mian Mian...
Sigh...
TV shows ve great influence on ppl...
tat 同心圆 ve quite an impression...
I am not going to those marriage agency...
so malu...
and my colleague asked me to go there,
get e photos of e potential 'candidates'...
sigh...
I may be going to Vietnam during year end...
As such,
My Chief Clerk kept asking me to 'lookout' for him...
see if can find chio n nice bride,
like tat Ruan Mian Mian...
Sigh...
TV shows ve great influence on ppl...
tat 同心圆 ve quite an impression...
I am not going to those marriage agency...
so malu...
and my colleague asked me to go there,
get e photos of e potential 'candidates'...
sigh...
The New Singapore
As Singapore revamps herself,
to embrace the ever-changing world,
Singaopreans, at least me,
is so excited abt the new Singaopre.
Juz the marina bay,
we ve:
1. Integrated resort,
2. BIGGEST Ferris Wheel,
3. Botanic Garden,
4. Marina Barrage,
5. Sail@Marina,
6. Eslpanade (which is there alrd)
7. Multi Purpose Seating Gallery-cum-Floating Platform
For the nxt few years,
NDP gonna be held there...
I hope celebrity can perform their concert there as well...
Maybe someday,
Stefanie can go and perform there!!!
haha...
Lin Jun Jie also...
haha...
But all these plans, for all we know,
is part of the 'incentives' dished out,
normally due to upcoming GE...
According to TODAY,
GE MAY be held yr end or nxt yr Jan or smth...
sigh...
i cant vote again...
Bingli can vote liaoz...
haha...
as I turn 20, she turns 21...
HAHA...
to embrace the ever-changing world,
Singaopreans, at least me,
is so excited abt the new Singaopre.
Juz the marina bay,
we ve:
1. Integrated resort,
2. BIGGEST Ferris Wheel,
3. Botanic Garden,
4. Marina Barrage,
5. Sail@Marina,
6. Eslpanade (which is there alrd)
7. Multi Purpose Seating Gallery-cum-Floating Platform
For the nxt few years,
NDP gonna be held there...
I hope celebrity can perform their concert there as well...
Maybe someday,
Stefanie can go and perform there!!!
haha...
Lin Jun Jie also...
haha...
But all these plans, for all we know,
is part of the 'incentives' dished out,
normally due to upcoming GE...
According to TODAY,
GE MAY be held yr end or nxt yr Jan or smth...
sigh...
i cant vote again...
Bingli can vote liaoz...
haha...
as I turn 20, she turns 21...
HAHA...
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Counter's Malfunctioning
In case some of you ve noticed...
I ve resetted my counter...
In e past, when i press refresh on my blog,
the number doesnt increase.
However, today,
it keeps increasing...
and i was wondering...
i suspected the counter has some prob...
so i resetted it...
n i added e function to ignore e visits frm my com...
so i visit my blog not counted...
to make e number more realistic,
reflecting e correct number...
I ve resetted my counter...
In e past, when i press refresh on my blog,
the number doesnt increase.
However, today,
it keeps increasing...
and i was wondering...
i suspected the counter has some prob...
so i resetted it...
n i added e function to ignore e visits frm my com...
so i visit my blog not counted...
to make e number more realistic,
reflecting e correct number...
Astro Analysis
I did my character analysis,
thru e astro chart...
actually not e first time doing.
but tis one seems to be more accurate,
u need ur birth day and time...
i quoted frm Ding Zhi Yong's blog thou...
Summary of my analysis:
- tend to be quiet, reserved, secretive (sure or not??)
- Stubborn and tough, you fight for any position you believe in.
- very resourceful and formidable when you become angered or upset about something.
- Easily hurt by others, you often strike back with bitter sarcasm.
- Sensitive and curious, concerned with the deeper mysteries of human psychology.
- Once you have become interested in any subject, you pursue it with total fanaticism.
(ppl whu know me will agree, esp with regards to Harry Potter, haha)
- you have extremely strong emotional reactions to most situations.
(Bingli always say my reaction too big. I will go to e extend of complaining)
- You seldom get overtly angry, but, when you do, you are furious and unforgiving.
- When you make an emotional commitment, it is total -- you are not attracted to superficial or casual relationships. (Gals...Hence, I am a faithful guy man...Hot Catch lehz...haha)
- If you are challenged, you take it as a personal affront and fight back in a vengeful manner.
- You have strong feelings and are extremely sensitive.
- you tend to react emotionally to every situation you come across.
- Kind, gentle and considerate of the feelings of others, you are good at taking care of the sick, wounded and helpless.
- Very intuitive, you have good ESP(according to dictionary, it means extra sensory perception, in another words, 6th sense) and may be quite clairvoyant or psychic.
- Your mind is very curious and inquisitive, always seeking information on a wide variety of topics.
- You prefer to deal with abstractions -- the small but important details associated with any subject tend to slip your grasp.
- You are known for being blunt, honest and truthful.
- When you like someone, you do so totally
- obsessively if you do not like someone, they do not exist.
- Your faithfulness and loyalty to your lover is unquestioned, indeed at times it is too much so -- you get so possessive that you almost smother your partner.
- you can be quite competitive in a friendly way.
- Very fair- minded and impartial, you have the ability to sense injustice and the desire to take corrective actions to make proper compensations.
- but you tend to be undecided or wavering when forced to make choices that might make you vulnerable or unpopular.
I find the analysis quite accurate thou...
pretty scary...
but when I did for Bingli, it wasnt so accurate thou...
conclusion...
i m born by my mother,
Bingli was picked up frm some rubbish chute...
haha...
thru e astro chart...
actually not e first time doing.
but tis one seems to be more accurate,
u need ur birth day and time...
i quoted frm Ding Zhi Yong's blog thou...
Summary of my analysis:
- tend to be quiet, reserved, secretive (sure or not??)
- Stubborn and tough, you fight for any position you believe in.
- very resourceful and formidable when you become angered or upset about something.
- Easily hurt by others, you often strike back with bitter sarcasm.
- Sensitive and curious, concerned with the deeper mysteries of human psychology.
- Once you have become interested in any subject, you pursue it with total fanaticism.
(ppl whu know me will agree, esp with regards to Harry Potter, haha)
- you have extremely strong emotional reactions to most situations.
(Bingli always say my reaction too big. I will go to e extend of complaining)
- You seldom get overtly angry, but, when you do, you are furious and unforgiving.
- When you make an emotional commitment, it is total -- you are not attracted to superficial or casual relationships. (Gals...Hence, I am a faithful guy man...Hot Catch lehz...haha)
- If you are challenged, you take it as a personal affront and fight back in a vengeful manner.
- You have strong feelings and are extremely sensitive.
- you tend to react emotionally to every situation you come across.
- Kind, gentle and considerate of the feelings of others, you are good at taking care of the sick, wounded and helpless.
- Very intuitive, you have good ESP(according to dictionary, it means extra sensory perception, in another words, 6th sense) and may be quite clairvoyant or psychic.
- Your mind is very curious and inquisitive, always seeking information on a wide variety of topics.
- You prefer to deal with abstractions -- the small but important details associated with any subject tend to slip your grasp.
- You are known for being blunt, honest and truthful.
- When you like someone, you do so totally
- obsessively if you do not like someone, they do not exist.
- Your faithfulness and loyalty to your lover is unquestioned, indeed at times it is too much so -- you get so possessive that you almost smother your partner.
- you can be quite competitive in a friendly way.
- Very fair- minded and impartial, you have the ability to sense injustice and the desire to take corrective actions to make proper compensations.
- but you tend to be undecided or wavering when forced to make choices that might make you vulnerable or unpopular.
I find the analysis quite accurate thou...
pretty scary...
but when I did for Bingli, it wasnt so accurate thou...
conclusion...
i m born by my mother,
Bingli was picked up frm some rubbish chute...
haha...
Accident Part II
Sigh...
Juz as I was tinking the case has been settled,
I received the fucking letter...
its a letter frm tat fucker's insurance company...
i tink its either an insurance com or law com lahz...
cos wat Oath thingy...
and they fucker,
wan to claim so much...
almost 2000bucks lor...
still got wat legal fees...
diaoz...
make me kinda worried...
cos i wunt be able to claim frm my insurance one lor...
to all my frens,
whu are all NEW drivers and UNDERAGE,
as new drivers,
for me under one yr,
but those over liao, good for u,
and those whu are under 21
(i tink,but depends on each insurance company),
due to the higher 'risk',
henceforth, shld we ve any car accidents,
unless the bill is over a certain level,
for meits 3000+, we ve to pay our own.
which means anything below tat 3000+,
its comes frm our pocket lor...
thou I ve a witness,
but i still damn scared.
cos at first tat witness doesnt seem to be very willing to help,
if its me, maybe i'll behave likewise mah.
then, cos of tat dramatic twist,
my witness happen to be mute n deaf,
it may pose as a problem for communication.
I dun kn lah...
wat is tis world coming to?
the one in the wrong so ya ya,
still wan to claim so much.
while e one not really wrong has to worry so much...
when sway-ness knocks on ur door,
u better pray hard.
it has been a fucking sway week for me!
i ve tis OTO leg message machine,
e one which u can stick pads on ur body,
then e machine will massage tat area...
it is abt a yr old.
then i was using e other day,
than after a few days,
it stopped working!!!
fuck!
and its in my fucking room when it stopped working!
wat lau...
shit lor...
so i muz get it repaired liaoz...
Juz as I was tinking the case has been settled,
I received the fucking letter...
its a letter frm tat fucker's insurance company...
i tink its either an insurance com or law com lahz...
cos wat Oath thingy...
and they fucker,
wan to claim so much...
almost 2000bucks lor...
still got wat legal fees...
diaoz...
make me kinda worried...
cos i wunt be able to claim frm my insurance one lor...
to all my frens,
whu are all NEW drivers and UNDERAGE,
as new drivers,
for me under one yr,
but those over liao, good for u,
and those whu are under 21
(i tink,but depends on each insurance company),
due to the higher 'risk',
henceforth, shld we ve any car accidents,
unless the bill is over a certain level,
for meits 3000+, we ve to pay our own.
which means anything below tat 3000+,
its comes frm our pocket lor...
thou I ve a witness,
but i still damn scared.
cos at first tat witness doesnt seem to be very willing to help,
if its me, maybe i'll behave likewise mah.
then, cos of tat dramatic twist,
my witness happen to be mute n deaf,
it may pose as a problem for communication.
I dun kn lah...
wat is tis world coming to?
the one in the wrong so ya ya,
still wan to claim so much.
while e one not really wrong has to worry so much...
when sway-ness knocks on ur door,
u better pray hard.
it has been a fucking sway week for me!
i ve tis OTO leg message machine,
e one which u can stick pads on ur body,
then e machine will massage tat area...
it is abt a yr old.
then i was using e other day,
than after a few days,
it stopped working!!!
fuck!
and its in my fucking room when it stopped working!
wat lau...
shit lor...
so i muz get it repaired liaoz...
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Handphone Part II
After doing some research, I ve come up with a list of some hp which I may consider...
Sony Ericsson K750i
Price: $468
Good: Camera 2mp, received goor ratings frm Cnet product review,
may of my frens told me SE hp not bad, got bluetooth
Bad: It looks ugly to me, it cost a bit not very cheap...
LG G262
Price: $538
Good: not sure but cam is 1.3 mp
Bad: design average...
Panasonic VS2
Price: $298
Good: Look quite nice, cam 1.3 mp, quite affortable
Bad: no blutooth
Samsung E640
Price: $298
Good:1.3 mp, still quite affordable, bluetooth
Bad: Design a bit outdated
Samsung E720C
Price: $338
Good: Bluetooth, design acceptable thou not damn nice
Bad: not too sure yet
Mitsubishi M900
Price: $398
Good: Cam is very good, 2mp, quite good rating frm Cnet
Bad: no bluetooth
I shall go do more research to narrow down...
currently think SE K750i not bad,
except for the price n looks,
wonder if it will continue to drop...
Sony Ericsson K750iPrice: $468
Good: Camera 2mp, received goor ratings frm Cnet product review,
may of my frens told me SE hp not bad, got bluetooth
Bad: It looks ugly to me, it cost a bit not very cheap...
LG G262
Price: $538
Good: not sure but cam is 1.3 mp
Bad: design average...
Panasonic VS2
Price: $298
Good: Look quite nice, cam 1.3 mp, quite affortable
Bad: no blutooth
Samsung E640
Price: $298
Good:1.3 mp, still quite affordable, bluetooth
Bad: Design a bit outdated
Samsung E720C
Price: $338
Good: Bluetooth, design acceptable thou not damn nice
Bad: not too sure yet
Mitsubishi M900
Price: $398
Good: Cam is very good, 2mp, quite good rating frm Cnet
Bad: no bluetooth
I shall go do more research to narrow down...
currently think SE K750i not bad,
except for the price n looks,
wonder if it will continue to drop...
Spooky Encounter
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Handphones
My hp plan is ending and hence Singtel sent me vouchers thing.
The problem is, I ve 2 choices.
1. To ve 100bucks rebate frm my phone bill
2. Get new phones at cheaper price
(but only sony ericsson phones)
Tat is sianz cos i dun really like e sony phones...
the two models given to me is so-so only...
one is so bad, not worth to be mentioned.
the other is Z520i...
The specs of tat phone is really quite bad...
Good thing is e design is quite sleek...
I was thinking of another nokia hp,
Nokia 6270,
but apparently,
Nokia.com.sg removed tat model,
so i suspect it wunt be released in Singapore.
the nxt alternative is Mitsubishi M900...
i tink i am so affiliated to mitsu,
cos my 1st phone was a mitsu,
and my current phone too,
but i din ve a choice for e current one
cos some idiot stole my nokia.
tis mitsu one is 2mega pix which i prefer,
but e design isnt so nice...
and there's no blutooth!
Price wise,
Mitsu: $398 (singtel with 2yr plan)
Sony: $238 (UP: $298 but i got rebate, also with 2yr plan)
Nokia: unknown but at least $600+++
so hp experts,
pls give some advice lehz...
The problem is, I ve 2 choices.
1. To ve 100bucks rebate frm my phone bill
2. Get new phones at cheaper price
(but only sony ericsson phones)
Tat is sianz cos i dun really like e sony phones...
the two models given to me is so-so only...
one is so bad, not worth to be mentioned.
the other is Z520i...
The specs of tat phone is really quite bad...
Good thing is e design is quite sleek...
I was thinking of another nokia hp,
Nokia 6270,
but apparently,
Nokia.com.sg removed tat model,
so i suspect it wunt be released in Singapore.
the nxt alternative is Mitsubishi M900...
i tink i am so affiliated to mitsu,
cos my 1st phone was a mitsu,
and my current phone too,
but i din ve a choice for e current one
cos some idiot stole my nokia.
tis mitsu one is 2mega pix which i prefer,
but e design isnt so nice...
and there's no blutooth!
Price wise,
Mitsu: $398 (singtel with 2yr plan)
Sony: $238 (UP: $298 but i got rebate, also with 2yr plan)
Nokia: unknown but at least $600+++
so hp experts,
pls give some advice lehz...
Friday, October 14, 2005
Talking Cock
I was talking to bingli yesterday...
she asked me to censor her name...
she taught me a new word call,
Phallus...
its is the image of male sex organ...
haha..
so now we know a new word anyway...
haha...
she is so proud she know more stuff than me...
she was grumbling how guys are so sex-minded,
(my word anyway),
simply means how guys always keep tinking of sex.
hmm...i wonder...
tot gals like guys whu are abit 'naughty',
as e saying goes:
男人不坏 女人不爱
she claims all guys ve wet dreams and masturbate...
hmm...
i dun tink all guys ve wet dreams anyway...
and i dun tink ALL guys masturbate anyway,
some guys dun...
according to USA's stats...
10% doesnt...
i came across tis news on some magazines...
I dun kn Singapore's Statistic thou...
haha...
she asked me to censor her name...
she taught me a new word call,
Phallus...
its is the image of male sex organ...
haha..
so now we know a new word anyway...
haha...
she is so proud she know more stuff than me...
she was grumbling how guys are so sex-minded,
(my word anyway),
simply means how guys always keep tinking of sex.
hmm...i wonder...
tot gals like guys whu are abit 'naughty',
as e saying goes:
男人不坏 女人不爱
she claims all guys ve wet dreams and masturbate...
hmm...
i dun tink all guys ve wet dreams anyway...
and i dun tink ALL guys masturbate anyway,
some guys dun...
according to USA's stats...
10% doesnt...
i came across tis news on some magazines...
I dun kn Singapore's Statistic thou...
haha...
Thursday, October 13, 2005
My Last Day...
Today is the last day of my mc...
so I will be going back tmr...
sigh..
abit unwilling liaoz
haha...
initially still complaining abt boredom so much...
i had a dream last nite
i dreamt tat I was running in my camp!
as part of tis live activities whereby we exercise every wk...
i tink i am really longing for running...
i rem in e dream,
i was so damn happy
and wondering how come my legs recover liaoz
was so happy...
and then got worried,
worried tat ppl tink i chao geng...
i always say heck care abt wat they think.
but ppl whu really know me kn i mind A LOT...
haha...
tink subconciously I am longing to run
but worried ppl tink i chao keng...
俗话说:
日有所思 夜有所梦
so I will be going back tmr...
sigh..
abit unwilling liaoz
haha...
initially still complaining abt boredom so much...
i had a dream last nite
i dreamt tat I was running in my camp!
as part of tis live activities whereby we exercise every wk...
i tink i am really longing for running...
i rem in e dream,
i was so damn happy
and wondering how come my legs recover liaoz
was so happy...
and then got worried,
worried tat ppl tink i chao geng...
i always say heck care abt wat they think.
but ppl whu really know me kn i mind A LOT...
haha...
tink subconciously I am longing to run
but worried ppl tink i chao keng...
俗话说:
日有所思 夜有所梦
Taxi Drivers
Have you ever been cheated by taxi drivers?
I remembered kena cheated a few times be4.
Once, I wanted to get to some cinema,
tat time I was only sec 2,
and tat driver asked which route i wanted to take...
being a smart alec whu cldnt differentiate BKE frm PIE,
i said BKE,
which is obviously wrong...
Then my sis, whu was with me,
said whichever shortest route...
near KK hospital,
he cld ve drove straight but he chose to turn
and make one BIG turn with lotsa jamz...
Since then, I HATED Taxi Drivers,
cos I always assume they will cheat my money...
But I am smarter nowadays...
recently, I've been taking taxi VERY frequently,
cos of my leg...
then I will always take down the
driver's name and car plate number, (secretly thou),
in case he cheat my $$$...
haha...
I was cheated once last yr during BMT.
I was on my way back to the ferry terminal.
During tat period,
there was tis air show there,
so traffic was packed.
I took the cab at tampines,
the driver told me there will be a surcharge of 6bucks,
but i din ve a choice cos i was running late back to tekong.
during the journey, he kept trying
to press the surcharge selection thing,
but none showed 6ucks.
so i got suspicious...
tat wkend,
i called the cab company and asked.
they said the surcharge only applies if i was getting OUT
of changi area.
so i was cheated,
in another words.
i gave them the details of tat cab n tat uncle.
got my money back and tat uncle so sway got demerit pts.
i wasnt hoping for tat uncle to get demerit,
only my $$$...
cos i believe tat uncle also blur blur abt e surcharge thing...
sigh...
i think of all the jobs,
i ve e lowest faith is taxi drivers.
I remembered kena cheated a few times be4.
Once, I wanted to get to some cinema,
tat time I was only sec 2,
and tat driver asked which route i wanted to take...
being a smart alec whu cldnt differentiate BKE frm PIE,
i said BKE,
which is obviously wrong...
Then my sis, whu was with me,
said whichever shortest route...
near KK hospital,
he cld ve drove straight but he chose to turn
and make one BIG turn with lotsa jamz...
Since then, I HATED Taxi Drivers,
cos I always assume they will cheat my money...
But I am smarter nowadays...
recently, I've been taking taxi VERY frequently,
cos of my leg...
then I will always take down the
driver's name and car plate number, (secretly thou),
in case he cheat my $$$...
haha...
I was cheated once last yr during BMT.
I was on my way back to the ferry terminal.
During tat period,
there was tis air show there,
so traffic was packed.
I took the cab at tampines,
the driver told me there will be a surcharge of 6bucks,
but i din ve a choice cos i was running late back to tekong.
during the journey, he kept trying
to press the surcharge selection thing,
but none showed 6ucks.
so i got suspicious...
tat wkend,
i called the cab company and asked.
they said the surcharge only applies if i was getting OUT
of changi area.
so i was cheated,
in another words.
i gave them the details of tat cab n tat uncle.
got my money back and tat uncle so sway got demerit pts.
i wasnt hoping for tat uncle to get demerit,
only my $$$...
cos i believe tat uncle also blur blur abt e surcharge thing...
sigh...
i think of all the jobs,
i ve e lowest faith is taxi drivers.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
No Digi Cam
I was talking to Chui Mei yesterday after beating her to Solitaire...
She was niao-ing me abt how all my pics are e same...
wat to do...
I dun ve digi cam nor camera hp lehz...
but my bdae is coming thou...
hint hint...
so u ppl kn wat i need hor...
haha...
She was niao-ing me abt how all my pics are e same...
wat to do...
I dun ve digi cam nor camera hp lehz...
but my bdae is coming thou...
hint hint...
so u ppl kn wat i need hor...
haha...
I Simply Dun Care
I saw this Passerby who made some comments.
It wasn't pleasing but i chose to leave the comments there.
This is because, I do not feel any need to remove it.
Some may ask, " Why are you blogging in complete sentences?".
This is because someone has insulted the standards of my English.
Even though I agree with the fact that my English standards
arent high, but, I reckon it to be of certain standards.
No matter wat, I got A2 for my O'Level Eng and B3 for my GP k...
The fact is I passed both Eng exams.
I dun use proper english here is simply cos
I dun find a need to blog in a formal way.
To me, Singlish is informal, comfortable and personal.
Haha...
watever...whu cares?!
I remembered tat there was tis guy whu made more nasty remarks.
Zi Ling told me tis which i agree, with both hands up...
I bet Xixue receives much more such insults
I am not blogging to please anyone anyway.
In fact, most of my readers are my frens anyway.
So why shld I care abt such comments.
It wld definitely be nice to ve ppl whu leave nice comments like:
But, in life, you cant ve everyone liking u...
so heck care.
I supposed my entry on "1000th Reader"
muz ve irritated many...
haha...
But one thing I was VERY bushuang abt tat comment is the
Kennysia/Rockson/Xiaxue wannabe...
Tis is really BASELESS
If I am not wrong,
tat smart passerby said tis cos I ve links to them...
cos IN NO WAY
do I find my blog similar to rockson or kennysia in any manner...
cos i mentioned rockson in my previous blog?
HUH?!
Wats the logic?
but anyway...
dun tink too much...
It wasn't pleasing but i chose to leave the comments there.
This is because, I do not feel any need to remove it.
Some may ask, " Why are you blogging in complete sentences?".
This is because someone has insulted the standards of my English.
Even though I agree with the fact that my English standards
arent high, but, I reckon it to be of certain standards.
No matter wat, I got A2 for my O'Level Eng and B3 for my GP k...
The fact is I passed both Eng exams.
I dun use proper english here is simply cos
I dun find a need to blog in a formal way.
To me, Singlish is informal, comfortable and personal.
Haha...
watever...whu cares?!
I remembered tat there was tis guy whu made more nasty remarks.
Zi Ling told me tis which i agree, with both hands up...
I bet Xixue receives much more such insults
I am not blogging to please anyone anyway.
In fact, most of my readers are my frens anyway.
So why shld I care abt such comments.
It wld definitely be nice to ve ppl whu leave nice comments like:
But, in life, you cant ve everyone liking u...
so heck care.
I supposed my entry on "1000th Reader"
muz ve irritated many...
haha...
But one thing I was VERY bushuang abt tat comment is the
Kennysia/Rockson/Xiaxue wannabe...
Tis is really BASELESS
If I am not wrong,
tat smart passerby said tis cos I ve links to them...
cos IN NO WAY
do I find my blog similar to rockson or kennysia in any manner...
cos i mentioned rockson in my previous blog?
HUH?!
Wats the logic?
but anyway...
dun tink too much...
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Michael's Testimonial
I am thinking of starting this service,
charging ppl for helping them to write testimonial...
My chief clerk is leaving my unit,
so he asked me to write his testimonial.
He said he will pay me 15bucks...
wat liew,
aim my weak point...
LOL...
Anyway, I've finally completed for him..
It looks smth like tis thou...
charging ppl for helping them to write testimonial...
My chief clerk is leaving my unit,
so he asked me to write his testimonial.
He said he will pay me 15bucks...
wat liew,
aim my weak point...
LOL...
Anyway, I've finally completed for him..
It looks smth like tis thou...
Singapore, Our Homeland
Many ppl have tot or are thinking of migration,
cos the grass is always greener on e other side,
e moon is always rounder there.
i like my home, my country...
some ppl call me mad,
some ppl say i kena brainwashed liaoz...
watever...
but there are thing i dun like too...
the fucking weather.
can we ve autumn here with temp of abt 16-22 degree celcius?
i read rockson's blog juz now.
he was saying e gahmen using incentives
(aljunied upgrading)
cos election is coming...
coming to tat...
i m a bit pissed off too...
I am a supporter of PAP cos i dun tink
any party can lead as well...
BUT,
why muz they promise tis n tat during such time
but they dun really fulfil them...
recently, some MP said they mentioned the north area's hospital
during e previous election but din come thru...
now election coming n they continue on tat pt,
sigh...
then,
i hate it when prices go up n up n up...
transport fees go up,
but they din listen to wat e commoners tink...
ask for feedbacks but i always wonder if they listen.
but i always tot they are VERY good with reasonings,
not tat i agree to those reasonings...
like wat SBS and SMRT are transport operators
which have to protect their shareholders interest...
blah blah blah...
how Singapore's transport fee is one of the lowest in e world...
blah blah blah...
how london's, shanghai's, japan's
transport fee all much higher...
ermm...i tink their salaries also higher cos
their living standards/cost are much higher...
in japan,
one fucking CD,
which i kpo went to see,
cos it was my idol's,
cost 60bucks!
in Singapore, it cost 20bucks only...
Rockson mentioned NKF saga,
but i dun tink tis is the gahmen's fault,
juz tat some ppl had difficulty tinking be4 speaking,
ended up with an uproar of how
expensive peanuts in Singapore can be...
Other than e constant rising cost of living,
i'm pretty much happy with Singapore...
I am proud to be one...
I always hao lian abt Singapore's Ports,
cleanliness, efficiency, safety etc...
cos the grass is always greener on e other side,
e moon is always rounder there.
i like my home, my country...
some ppl call me mad,
some ppl say i kena brainwashed liaoz...
watever...
but there are thing i dun like too...
the fucking weather.
can we ve autumn here with temp of abt 16-22 degree celcius?
i read rockson's blog juz now.
he was saying e gahmen using incentives
(aljunied upgrading)
cos election is coming...
coming to tat...
i m a bit pissed off too...
I am a supporter of PAP cos i dun tink
any party can lead as well...
BUT,
why muz they promise tis n tat during such time
but they dun really fulfil them...
recently, some MP said they mentioned the north area's hospital
during e previous election but din come thru...
now election coming n they continue on tat pt,
sigh...
then,
i hate it when prices go up n up n up...
transport fees go up,
but they din listen to wat e commoners tink...
ask for feedbacks but i always wonder if they listen.
but i always tot they are VERY good with reasonings,
not tat i agree to those reasonings...
like wat SBS and SMRT are transport operators
which have to protect their shareholders interest...
blah blah blah...
how Singapore's transport fee is one of the lowest in e world...
blah blah blah...
how london's, shanghai's, japan's
transport fee all much higher...
ermm...i tink their salaries also higher cos
their living standards/cost are much higher...
in japan,
one fucking CD,
which i kpo went to see,
cos it was my idol's,
cost 60bucks!
in Singapore, it cost 20bucks only...
Rockson mentioned NKF saga,
but i dun tink tis is the gahmen's fault,
juz tat some ppl had difficulty tinking be4 speaking,
ended up with an uproar of how
expensive peanuts in Singapore can be...
Other than e constant rising cost of living,
i'm pretty much happy with Singapore...
I am proud to be one...
I always hao lian abt Singapore's Ports,
cleanliness, efficiency, safety etc...
Manicure
I was at Harbour Front with my mum today...
Not a nice thing to ve ppl staring at u limbing...
tats not e pt anyway...
I walked pass tis manicure shop at e 2nd level.
to my kpo-ness,
i peeked inside to see if there's any customer.
To my astonishment,
there was tis plump guy inside...
hmm...e pt is not plump k...
but e pt is he is a guy...
not tat i so 'traditional',
doubting his masculinity or wat,
but i am quite surprised with the fact tat a guy went in.
taiwan guys even use face mask and paint their nails,
tat Xiao Zhu paints his nails,
so i dun find tis a female 'right' anymore...
but tis is Singapore,
if u do smth like tis n tell others,
ppl will confirm laugh at u,
at least tats wat i tink...
if its me,
i'll rather spend e money on massage/spa...
smth tats relaxing...
haha...
Not a nice thing to ve ppl staring at u limbing...
tats not e pt anyway...
I walked pass tis manicure shop at e 2nd level.
to my kpo-ness,
i peeked inside to see if there's any customer.
To my astonishment,
there was tis plump guy inside...
hmm...e pt is not plump k...
but e pt is he is a guy...
not tat i so 'traditional',
doubting his masculinity or wat,
but i am quite surprised with the fact tat a guy went in.
taiwan guys even use face mask and paint their nails,
tat Xiao Zhu paints his nails,
so i dun find tis a female 'right' anymore...
but tis is Singapore,
if u do smth like tis n tell others,
ppl will confirm laugh at u,
at least tats wat i tink...
if its me,
i'll rather spend e money on massage/spa...
smth tats relaxing...
haha...
Monday, October 10, 2005
冷笑话
有一天， 魔王把公主抓走，公主便一直叫...
魔王: 你尽管叫破喉咙吧!没有人会来救你的!
公主: 破喉咙~! 破喉咙~!
没有人: 公主~ 我来救你了!
魔王: 说曹操曹操就到!
曹操: 魔王! 你叫我干嘛?
魔王: 哇! 看到鬼!
鬼: 靠! 被发现了!
靠: 胡说! 谁发现我了?!
谁: 关我屁事!
魔王: Oh~ My God!
上帝: 谁叫我?
谁: 没有人叫你啊!
没有人: 我哪有?
从此...
魔王精神分裂
冷...
魔王: 你尽管叫破喉咙吧!没有人会来救你的!
公主: 破喉咙~! 破喉咙~!
没有人: 公主~ 我来救你了!
魔王: 说曹操曹操就到!
曹操: 魔王! 你叫我干嘛?
魔王: 哇! 看到鬼!
鬼: 靠! 被发现了!
靠: 胡说! 谁发现我了?!
谁: 关我屁事!
魔王: Oh~ My God!
上帝: 谁叫我?
谁: 没有人叫你啊!
没有人: 我哪有?
从此...
魔王精神分裂
冷...
Yesterday Dinner
Yesterday I went for a dinner,
not a wedding dinner,
but rather those for Gods one...
with Chinese Opera sort of thing.
Not a nice experience.
Damn hungry cos the dinner started at 9pm.
and it took abt 15mins for every dish.
Almost faint liaoz.
I only found out tat such event is
another avenue for charity to collect donations.
Thou i am a buddist,
and many of the charity were meant for temples etc,
but,
how I kn if the collections go to where they shld?
Rem NKF incident?
and there were too many different org collecting lor...
then the waitress were dressed shabbily too...
sigh...
aunties are alright but they shld wear properly...
why all of them wear their skirt so high up,
to the belly button level?
and their shoes were.......
either sandals,sports shoes or some funny design ones.
how come no one wears court shoes or smth more apt?
One thing very interesting thou...
I've discovered chinese normally are too paisei to finish all the food
for eg the cold dish,
everyone ate everything and left one piece of springroll...
same for other dishes...
wats more interesting,
all the other tables were smth like tat also!
haha...
not a wedding dinner,
but rather those for Gods one...
with Chinese Opera sort of thing.
Not a nice experience.
Damn hungry cos the dinner started at 9pm.
and it took abt 15mins for every dish.
Almost faint liaoz.
I only found out tat such event is
another avenue for charity to collect donations.
Thou i am a buddist,
and many of the charity were meant for temples etc,
but,
how I kn if the collections go to where they shld?
Rem NKF incident?
and there were too many different org collecting lor...
then the waitress were dressed shabbily too...
sigh...
aunties are alright but they shld wear properly...
why all of them wear their skirt so high up,
to the belly button level?
and their shoes were.......
either sandals,sports shoes or some funny design ones.
how come no one wears court shoes or smth more apt?
One thing very interesting thou...
I've discovered chinese normally are too paisei to finish all the food
for eg the cold dish,
everyone ate everything and left one piece of springroll...
same for other dishes...
wats more interesting,
all the other tables were smth like tat also!
haha...
Some Losers...
As I was posting happily yesterday tat I had 1000 visitors,
some losers came and correct me...
in a very loser manner...
I really appreciate ppl whu come and correct me,
but i will appreciate more if tat loser said in nicer manner.
Thou eventually he deleted tat comment,
probable tinking its FUCKING rude to say tat to others,
I still received tat email anyway.
Damn pissed off to read tis in the bloody morning.
my reply was:
Dear Losers,
If you are so unhappy abt my blog, you ve two choices.
a. You could tell me in a polite manner.
b. Fucking get lost.
Its fucking rude to provoke others in such rude manner.
Thank you.
Spoils my day...
Btw, Perhaps I would like to clarify,
its not 1000 visitors then,
its 1000 visits ALTOGETHER then.
some losers came and correct me...
in a very loser manner...
I really appreciate ppl whu come and correct me,
but i will appreciate more if tat loser said in nicer manner.
Thou eventually he deleted tat comment,
probable tinking its FUCKING rude to say tat to others,
I still received tat email anyway.
Damn pissed off to read tis in the bloody morning.
my reply was:
Dear Losers,
If you are so unhappy abt my blog, you ve two choices.
a. You could tell me in a polite manner.
b. Fucking get lost.
Its fucking rude to provoke others in such rude manner.
Thank you.
Spoils my day...
Btw, Perhaps I would like to clarify,
its not 1000 visitors then,
its 1000 visits ALTOGETHER then.
Sunday, October 09, 2005
1000th Readers
Yes! My blog has hit 1000 readers!
LOL...
I've done this in less than 1 month.
Wat an accomplishment...
Haha..
LOL...
I've done this in less than 1 month.
Wat an accomplishment...
Haha..
My Life Has Changed!
Nowadays, ppl become wary of toking to me,
esp thru msn.
why?
Cos I've history of quoting the funny parts.
I have a BMT mate,Guo Qiang,
who asked me to quote this,
Sianz Diaoz...
Tat number his hp lah,
u gals interested can call him...
haha...
Joking only...
i dun kn wats tat number too...
esp thru msn.
why?
Cos I've history of quoting the funny parts.
I have a BMT mate,
who asked me to quote this,
Sianz Diaoz...
Tat number his hp lah,
u gals interested can call him...
haha...
Joking only...
i dun kn wats tat number too...
Updates
As everyone knows,
I've been staying at home for the past 1months plus.
I was counting yesterday,
I have had been on mc for 6weeks.
Henceforth,
I will be going back on this coming friday.
This is wierd.
initially,
stayng at home is really bored.
However, right now,
I've accustomed to this kind of life.
In fact, the tot of going back is quite sianz.
Hope I wont be getting much arrows. Hee...
But I know I am gonna get one big arrow.
Cos the BG of my camp is leaving,
and ppl there wan to amke a video for him.
Wei Hong was arrowed and he 'kindly' informed them
tat I know adobe premiere.
Sigh...
Anyway, my chief clerk is paying me to write his testimonial.
Haha...
This is funny...
cos I was joking I can start a testimonial writing shop thru net last time.
My colleagues like to ask me to write their testimonials.
LOL...
I've been staying at home for the past 1months plus.
I was counting yesterday,
I have had been on mc for 6weeks.
Henceforth,
I will be going back on this coming friday.
This is wierd.
initially,
stayng at home is really bored.
However, right now,
I've accustomed to this kind of life.
In fact, the tot of going back is quite sianz.
Hope I wont be getting much arrows. Hee...
But I know I am gonna get one big arrow.
Cos the BG of my camp is leaving,
and ppl there wan to amke a video for him.
Wei Hong was arrowed and he 'kindly' informed them
tat I know adobe premiere.
Sigh...
Anyway, my chief clerk is paying me to write his testimonial.
Haha...
This is funny...
cos I was joking I can start a testimonial writing shop thru net last time.
My colleagues like to ask me to write their testimonials.
LOL...
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Breast-Stroke
Was yaking non-stop to bingli...
Then we started crapping breast-stroke.
a.k.a. frog style'
and she 大言不惭,
said:
Bing: I can confirm swim breast-stroke better than u...
(simply crapping...lol)
Me: Ya ya.. as if...
Bing: Confirm one lahz...
Me: Oei! 不要以为只有有有胸部(breast)
的人才会breast stroke hor...
Haha...
We were laughing...
ermm...I mean I was laughing...
she was like sianz diaoz...
haha...
Then we started crapping breast-stroke.
a.k.a. frog style'
and she 大言不惭,
said:
Bing: I can confirm swim breast-stroke better than u...
(simply crapping...lol)
Me: Ya ya.. as if...
Bing: Confirm one lahz...
Me: Oei! 不要以为只有有有胸部(breast)
的人才会breast stroke hor...
Haha...
We were laughing...
ermm...I mean I was laughing...
she was like sianz diaoz...
haha...
Uni Students' Dress Sense
It is a commonly acknowledged fact tat uni students do not dress properly when in sch.
I am a witness of this.
I was taking bus 198 frm Queensway a few months back.
When I was at NUS stop,
I saw a few ppl coming up.
I was on the 2nd level of a double decker.
Then some ppl came up.
Being KPO,
I started to scan thru.
First person,male,plump,
dresses like an uncle, hair like uncle - sigh.
Second person, female, thin,
dressed shabbily, hair anyhow tied -sigh.
Third Person, male, slim,
hair was quite styled, not too bad.
But realised, he's not uni student.
He was frm the ITE opposite.
DIAOZ...
Henceforth,
my conclusion- Uni students have bad dress sense.
I was reading Zhijian's blog the other day.
This was my mentality...
But I'm abit more kiasu.
Haha...
I've been buying clothes since starting of the year.
HAHA...
Anyway,
I was talking to Bingli who knows ZJ as well.
Then she was telling me:
Bing: Dun need pay too much attention to clothing one lah.
In uni, NO one dress up properly one lah. Except maybe the biz students.
Engineer students are e worse.
Me: Wat lau! sianz diaoz. Then I go sch see a flock of aunties and uncles???!
Hmm...So If I dress up I will be the better ones.
(Story then became a fantasy between both of us which will not happen in real life)
Then maybe I go to sch and 4 gals wanna date me hor...
Bing: Ya lor...
Me: Wat if one is sexy n chio, the other damn rich,
Bing: Then u dun ve to pay anything hor...and the next one good to talk with,
Me: Ya...and the last one is very nice to me...
Haha...
Anyway, I dun wan to dress like uncle and go to sch leh...
diaoz...
I am a witness of this.
I was taking bus 198 frm Queensway a few months back.
When I was at NUS stop,
I saw a few ppl coming up.
I was on the 2nd level of a double decker.
Then some ppl came up.
Being KPO,
I started to scan thru.
First person,male,plump,
dresses like an uncle, hair like uncle - sigh.
Second person, female, thin,
dressed shabbily, hair anyhow tied -sigh.
Third Person, male, slim,
hair was quite styled, not too bad.
But realised, he's not uni student.
He was frm the ITE opposite.
DIAOZ...
Henceforth,
my conclusion- Uni students have bad dress sense.
I was reading Zhijian's blog the other day.
This was my mentality...
But I'm abit more kiasu.
Haha...
I've been buying clothes since starting of the year.
HAHA...
Anyway,
I was talking to Bingli who knows ZJ as well.
Then she was telling me:
Bing: Dun need pay too much attention to clothing one lah.
In uni, NO one dress up properly one lah. Except maybe the biz students.
Engineer students are e worse.
Me: Wat lau! sianz diaoz. Then I go sch see a flock of aunties and uncles???!
Hmm...So If I dress up I will be the better ones.
(Story then became a fantasy between both of us which will not happen in real life)
Then maybe I go to sch and 4 gals wanna date me hor...
Bing: Ya lor...
Me: Wat if one is sexy n chio, the other damn rich,
Bing: Then u dun ve to pay anything hor...and the next one good to talk with,
Me: Ya...and the last one is very nice to me...
Haha...
Anyway, I dun wan to dress like uncle and go to sch leh...
diaoz...
Friday, October 07, 2005
Horny Desires
I've juz realise tips to increase the traffic flow of blogs.
1. Talk about sex.
2. Talk about sex OFTEN.
3. Talk about sex related issues.
This is because;
do u guys know,
the sites with highest traffic flow is pornographic websites?
Guys visit them to satisfy their body desires. Gals visit them as well.
Henceforth, the high traffic flow.
I learnt abt tis thru some Chinese talkshow last yr.
Why am I talking abt tis?
I am not trying to increase my traffic flow here lahz.
Cos I realise there are horny readers here.
I was browsing my tracker juz now and realise tis:
Someone was horny or smth,
so tat person went to search for virginity smth...
and I, being KPO,
click to see where it leads.
Only to realise tis,
mainly its linked to tis site where ppl toks abt how they loses their first time...
Cos I talked abt virginity e other time,
which exlpains why my blog was mentioned
as part of e search result...
henceforth, my conclusion tat
sextalks increases traffic flow has its reasoning too...
haha...
1. Talk about sex.
2. Talk about sex OFTEN.
3. Talk about sex related issues.
This is because;
do u guys know,
the sites with highest traffic flow is pornographic websites?
Guys visit them to satisfy their body desires. Gals visit them as well.
Henceforth, the high traffic flow.
I learnt abt tis thru some Chinese talkshow last yr.
Why am I talking abt tis?
I am not trying to increase my traffic flow here lahz.
Cos I realise there are horny readers here.
I was browsing my tracker juz now and realise tis:
Someone was horny or smth,
so tat person went to search for virginity smth...
and I, being KPO,
click to see where it leads.
Only to realise tis,
mainly its linked to tis site where ppl toks abt how they loses their first time...
Cos I talked abt virginity e other time,
which exlpains why my blog was mentioned
as part of e search result...
henceforth, my conclusion tat
sextalks increases traffic flow has its reasoning too...
haha...
Terrorism
I've been thinking for quite some time...
Ever since 911, terrorism seems to have become part of our lives.
Not tat it is a good news.
I've always have difficulty understanding their stupid theories...
I am really pissed out with some idiots whu is merely destroying everyone's lives while pursueing their idiocracy...
In no way am I 'religion-ist'
a new word I created...
I believe the very core of all religions must be kindness,
I admit I dun understand Islam but I deeply believe it is not wat has been portrayed by terrorism.
I hate them.
They've caused so much havoc, death, sadness and despair.
This made me wonder,
wat if one day we are attacked???
I am really frightened by tat tot.
Will Singaporeans be able to face it bravely?
Will we continue with our lives?
Our Total Defence theory will come into test.
I hope tat day will never come...
Ever since 911, terrorism seems to have become part of our lives.
Not tat it is a good news.
I've always have difficulty understanding their stupid theories...
I am really pissed out with some idiots whu is merely destroying everyone's lives while pursueing their idiocracy...
In no way am I 'religion-ist'
a new word I created...
I believe the very core of all religions must be kindness,
I admit I dun understand Islam but I deeply believe it is not wat has been portrayed by terrorism.
I hate them.
They've caused so much havoc, death, sadness and despair.
This made me wonder,
wat if one day we are attacked???
I am really frightened by tat tot.
Will Singaporeans be able to face it bravely?
Will we continue with our lives?
Our Total Defence theory will come into test.
I hope tat day will never come...
Stefanie's Album's Out!!!
Today is the day whereby Stef's latest album will be realeased...
Good news...
But normally, its hard to get the CD by today.
Cos the albums are normally delivered late anyway...
After last year's lesson,
I'm not gonna buy the album so fast...
Cos some idiot whu are born idiots may use some fu*king tactics again...
Sigh...
phobia...
Good news...
But normally, its hard to get the CD by today.
Cos the albums are normally delivered late anyway...
After last year's lesson,
I'm not gonna buy the album so fast...
Cos some idiot whu are born idiots may use some fu*king tactics again...
Sigh...
phobia...
Thursday, October 06, 2005
My First Car Accident
I had the first car accident of my life 3 months ago...
It was during June.
The story was full of twist and turns that I was suspecting I am a living drama.
Perhaps, my story can be sent to Mediacorp or smth...
Here it goes:
My brother had always been driving my dad's car,
cos he works in my dad's shop.
Tat month, my bro was going to Taiwan.
Henceforth, no one drives the car.
My dad had to drive the lorry to his shop cos the lorry is used by the company to deliver furnitures. (My dad's shop is a furniture shop btw)
Tat day,
I drove to my camp, happily...
thou had to lonbang ppl which is not really very on e way...
haha...
tat day, I had to sent my colleagues home...
thou I wasnt very willing cos I wanted go home.
I dun mind sending my mdm,
cos she always help me...
but as a result, I've to send 4 ppl home to 4 locations...
tink tat day was driving abit fast,
but not e moment be4 e accident...
tat day wasnt very good...
in fact, at jurong point,
some toopid van wanted cut my lane when i was obviously there...
luckily,i horned n he moved away...
at CCK,
I was waiting for e traffic lights to turn green...
and started moving off shortly.
as i move down tat road,
it was a bit crowded...
then, a lorry stopped by e left lane,
and 1 fucking hyundai Getz was trying to overtake tat lorry
so she went to change lane abruptly, to the right lane,
which i was travelling on...
my mdm was suddenly saying,
"careful! "
and i was flustered...
panick...
looking everywhere but cldnt identify e danger...
then:
TAT FUCKER CUT INTO MY LANE ABRUPTLY when she saw frm her side mirror I was coming!!!
and:
BANG!
I was dazed liaoz...
how I know wat to do when I am still an inexperience driver?
diaoz...
went down n she abit dazed too...
but looking at my P-plate,
she quickly accused me of new driver.
anyway, she is a FEMALE DRIVER!
Sorry...but I ve tis theory of female drivers are more kayu...
U cant blame me esp frm my experiece.
Even Bingli agrees when she is female too...
I know there will be pissed of females rite now...
watever...
Luckily, my colleagues are experienced...
we took down the picture of the damages.
My mdm's husband came...
I was so grateful.
right after e accident, there was tis guy whu was cycling on e road...
he was making hand signals to signal
tat e malay lady was wrong...
but we were too dazed to ask tat guy to stay,
he cycled off.
diaoz...
We started looking for tat eye witness...
but we cldnt find him...
we went to e nearby heavy vehicle carpark to look for e eye witness.
still cldnt find...
meanwhile,
tat lady was still accusing me...
after tat, we went to do e neccesary procedures like towing,
reporting of e accident to IDAC.
The next day, we went to e site,
to wait for e eye witness thou we cldnt be sure of his appearance.
we went back to e heavy vehicle carpark and found e eyewitness
thou we weren't sure...
the ppl there wasnt very friendly...
Surprisingly,
the eye witness is mute and deaf...
so we had difficulty communicating...
but looking at e pictures taken,
he cld tell me tat e malay lady was trying to change lane to overtake a lorry,
but she cldnt see her side mirror clearly cos her view was blocked by bigger vehicles at her back.
she chose to change lane abruptly and there came e unlucky victim!
We took his statement, written one,
and fax to e insurance company...
I cant imagine my first tiem is so exciting...
full of twist...
apparently I ve not heard frm e insurance company...
hence, I expect e claim to be successful...
e tot of tat idiot havin to pay much higher premium nxt yr is good..
she cause me to be deeply traumatised by tat incident.
I am not joking...
After tat incident,
my colleagues and I were shocked and some had nightmares after tat
I din dare to drive
I din dare to take bus thou I ve no choice
when vehicles like bus or cab goes abit faster,
my heart started pumping rapidly
right now,
the phobia is much batter
but i dun dare to drive but still try to drive occasionally...
drive much slower,
smth kena horned...LOL...
hate traffic jams cos so many cars n i become scared again...
hope it goes away...
soon...
thanks to tat idiot...
kayu driver...
It was during June.
The story was full of twist and turns that I was suspecting I am a living drama.
Perhaps, my story can be sent to Mediacorp or smth...
Here it goes:
My brother had always been driving my dad's car,
cos he works in my dad's shop.
Tat month, my bro was going to Taiwan.
Henceforth, no one drives the car.
My dad had to drive the lorry to his shop cos the lorry is used by the company to deliver furnitures. (My dad's shop is a furniture shop btw)
Tat day,
I drove to my camp, happily...
thou had to lonbang ppl which is not really very on e way...
haha...
tat day, I had to sent my colleagues home...
thou I wasnt very willing cos I wanted go home.
I dun mind sending my mdm,
cos she always help me...
but as a result, I've to send 4 ppl home to 4 locations...
tink tat day was driving abit fast,
but not e moment be4 e accident...
tat day wasnt very good...
in fact, at jurong point,
some toopid van wanted cut my lane when i was obviously there...
luckily,i horned n he moved away...
at CCK,
I was waiting for e traffic lights to turn green...
and started moving off shortly.
as i move down tat road,
it was a bit crowded...
then, a lorry stopped by e left lane,
and 1 fucking hyundai Getz was trying to overtake tat lorry
so she went to change lane abruptly, to the right lane,
which i was travelling on...
my mdm was suddenly saying,
"careful! "
and i was flustered...
panick...
looking everywhere but cldnt identify e danger...
then:
TAT FUCKER CUT INTO MY LANE ABRUPTLY when she saw frm her side mirror I was coming!!!
and:
BANG!
I was dazed liaoz...
how I know wat to do when I am still an inexperience driver?
diaoz...
went down n she abit dazed too...
but looking at my P-plate,
she quickly accused me of new driver.
anyway, she is a FEMALE DRIVER!
Sorry...but I ve tis theory of female drivers are more kayu...
U cant blame me esp frm my experiece.
Even Bingli agrees when she is female too...
I know there will be pissed of females rite now...
watever...
Luckily, my colleagues are experienced...
we took down the picture of the damages.
My mdm's husband came...
I was so grateful.
right after e accident, there was tis guy whu was cycling on e road...
he was making hand signals to signal
tat e malay lady was wrong...
but we were too dazed to ask tat guy to stay,
he cycled off.
diaoz...
We started looking for tat eye witness...
but we cldnt find him...
we went to e nearby heavy vehicle carpark to look for e eye witness.
still cldnt find...
meanwhile,
tat lady was still accusing me...
after tat, we went to do e neccesary procedures like towing,
reporting of e accident to IDAC.
The next day, we went to e site,
to wait for e eye witness thou we cldnt be sure of his appearance.
we went back to e heavy vehicle carpark and found e eyewitness
thou we weren't sure...
the ppl there wasnt very friendly...
Surprisingly,
the eye witness is mute and deaf...
so we had difficulty communicating...
but looking at e pictures taken,
he cld tell me tat e malay lady was trying to change lane to overtake a lorry,
but she cldnt see her side mirror clearly cos her view was blocked by bigger vehicles at her back.
she chose to change lane abruptly and there came e unlucky victim!
We took his statement, written one,
and fax to e insurance company...
I cant imagine my first tiem is so exciting...
full of twist...
apparently I ve not heard frm e insurance company...
hence, I expect e claim to be successful...
e tot of tat idiot havin to pay much higher premium nxt yr is good..
she cause me to be deeply traumatised by tat incident.
I am not joking...
After tat incident,
my colleagues and I were shocked and some had nightmares after tat
I din dare to drive
I din dare to take bus thou I ve no choice
when vehicles like bus or cab goes abit faster,
my heart started pumping rapidly
right now,
the phobia is much batter
but i dun dare to drive but still try to drive occasionally...
drive much slower,
smth kena horned...LOL...
hate traffic jams cos so many cars n i become scared again...
hope it goes away...
soon...
thanks to tat idiot...
kayu driver...
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
My Physion Session
Sneeked out on monday...
ve to suffer the after effects...
my leg hurts,
kena nagged by mum,
kena niao by physiotherapist...
cos i went to physio yesterday.
then told her i hurts lah
then she asked if i did my exercises and stretching at home...
the ans is no,
but to avoid kena niao,
i said i did the ex but not e stretching
then she asked if i iced the leg...
i said no lor...
the stoy:
Phy: So did u iced your knee?
Me: Ermm... no...
Me: I tot there's no more swelling liaoz?
Phy: Huh?! Wat? Its still swelling wat... You tink wat? Tats your muscles har? Your muscles not so big lahz...
WAT LAU!!!
Where got ppl got muscles on knee one?
you tink i stupid or stupid???
arrrggghhh!!!
i know still got swelling but much reduced than be4 mah...
sianz diaoz...
kena niao like tat...
arrgghhh...
ve to suffer the after effects...
my leg hurts,
kena nagged by mum,
kena niao by physiotherapist...
cos i went to physio yesterday.
then told her i hurts lah
then she asked if i did my exercises and stretching at home...
the ans is no,
but to avoid kena niao,
i said i did the ex but not e stretching
then she asked if i iced the leg...
i said no lor...
the stoy:
Phy: So did u iced your knee?
Me: Ermm... no...
Me: I tot there's no more swelling liaoz?
Phy: Huh?! Wat? Its still swelling wat... You tink wat? Tats your muscles har? Your muscles not so big lahz...
WAT LAU!!!
Where got ppl got muscles on knee one?
you tink i stupid or stupid???
arrrggghhh!!!
i know still got swelling but much reduced than be4 mah...
sianz diaoz...
kena niao like tat...
arrgghhh...
Nice Guys Vs Bad Guys
Yesterday,
I've made some changes to the blog again...
As in My fren helped me lahz...
Cos of the nature of my unit,
almost all of my colleagues are IT-trained...
I'm not lahz...
IT-trained as in diploma in IT or stuff like tat...
got 1 NJCian computing science one too...
so andy helped me to make changes...
I realised some of the changes I made to my blog previously,
cld not be seen by anyone of you...
cos I used some of the fonts which I downloaded as my blog titles etc...
sigh...
tot its nice but no one can see...
I only realise it when I went back to my office wks ago,
then saw the words were in ARIAL!!!
wat lau
so ugly...
so my good fren,andy
helped me to use a image lor
wat to do,i dun know IT mah...
haha...
so its always good to know frens of all fields...
lol...
Tis fren is a nice person...
too bad always kena bullied by some fu*kers...
not kena beatened up lah...
but taken advantage lor...
not molest lahz...
some ppl are so fu*king irritating...
haha...
I'm not tat category hor...
I asked him to helped hor...
fren fren mah...
tats not e same as taking advantage...
I've made some changes to the blog again...
As in My fren helped me lahz...
Cos of the nature of my unit,
almost all of my colleagues are IT-trained...
I'm not lahz...
IT-trained as in diploma in IT or stuff like tat...
got 1 NJCian computing science one too...
so andy helped me to make changes...
I realised some of the changes I made to my blog previously,
cld not be seen by anyone of you...
cos I used some of the fonts which I downloaded as my blog titles etc...
sigh...
tot its nice but no one can see...
I only realise it when I went back to my office wks ago,
then saw the words were in ARIAL!!!
wat lau
so ugly...
so my good fren,andy
helped me to use a image lor
wat to do,i dun know IT mah...
haha...
so its always good to know frens of all fields...
lol...
Tis fren is a nice person...
too bad always kena bullied by some fu*kers...
not kena beatened up lah...
but taken advantage lor...
not molest lahz...
some ppl are so fu*king irritating...
haha...
I'm not tat category hor...
I asked him to helped hor...
fren fren mah...
tats not e same as taking advantage...
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Breasts
This entry is not abt lust...
So if tats wat u r interested, too bad...
Inspiration of this entry came frm Bingli...
I mean frm her not her breasts lah...
dun be sick...
I shall thank her...
Story 1
Cos one of her frens' bf asked her fren,
(cant say names here...sigh,why
some ppl ve so much privacy issue?)
He was asking why bra's ve straps?
(the one across ur shoulders one..)
hmm...I din tink abt tis be4...
then i asked bingli too....
cos I know there are those transparent ones,
but I also see some female celebrties din wear those mah...
so obviously got strapless ones...
then Bingli told me its for extra support,
in case e bra drops down...
which she related her fren's encounter...
Her fren was in MRT and tis gal was standing,
holding to the handle for support.
then, suddenly, her bra dropped down.
Wats more corny was,
there was an uncle sitting in front of her reading newspapers.
the bra dropped on the uncle's newspapers!!!
My GOD!!!
I cant imagine how I will react if:
1. I am tat uncle
2. If I was at e scene...
I will die frm laughing...
Then...The uncle was SO shocked...
he quickly brushed e bra onto e floor
HAHA......
the gal quickly alighted...
Wat interested me was e bra...
Was it left on e floor???
LOL...
Bingli told me shld be lahz...
imagine e commuters whu then boarded the train...
they muz be tinking:
WAT is tis bra doing here??!!!
Anyway, shall proceed to the nxt story...
Story 2
Content has been removed by the author
According to sources, the second story is a hoax...
So if tats wat u r interested, too bad...
Inspiration of this entry came frm Bingli...
I mean frm her not her breasts lah...
dun be sick...
I shall thank her...
Story 1
Cos one of her frens' bf asked her fren,
(cant say names here...sigh,why
some ppl ve so much privacy issue?)
He was asking why bra's ve straps?
(the one across ur shoulders one..)
hmm...I din tink abt tis be4...
then i asked bingli too....
cos I know there are those transparent ones,
but I also see some female celebrties din wear those mah...
so obviously got strapless ones...
then Bingli told me its for extra support,
in case e bra drops down...
which she related her fren's encounter...
Her fren was in MRT and tis gal was standing,
holding to the handle for support.
then, suddenly, her bra dropped down.
Wats more corny was,
there was an uncle sitting in front of her reading newspapers.
the bra dropped on the uncle's newspapers!!!
My GOD!!!
I cant imagine how I will react if:
1. I am tat uncle
2. If I was at e scene...
I will die frm laughing...
Then...The uncle was SO shocked...
he quickly brushed e bra onto e floor
HAHA......
the gal quickly alighted...
Wat interested me was e bra...
Was it left on e floor???
LOL...
Bingli told me shld be lahz...
imagine e commuters whu then boarded the train...
they muz be tinking:
WAT is tis bra doing here??!!!
Anyway, shall proceed to the nxt story...
Story 2
Content has been removed by the author
According to sources, the second story is a hoax...
Complain King
I am a well-known complain king...
Typical Singaporean...
Cases where I've complained before?
Hmm...
Last year, when Stef released her album,
I limbed to e nearest CD shop to buy e album on the first day.
I was just injured at tat time,
(my leg lah but drag till now then op)
The first day I went,
the shop told me e CDs are not sent over yet,
muz wait till nxt day.
Nxt day, I limbed there again.
Bought the CD.
As usual, I waited happily for e autograph session.
Then, Fu*king H*V at Heer*n and STUPID Wa*rne*,
they had tis stupid and irritating deal.
On the day of e session,
They segregated ppl whu bought e CD frm H*V
away frm those whu bought elsewhere.
Firstly, the ppl whu bought elsewhere (me included)
were to wait under e sun.
Those whu bought frm H*V,
under shade and Fuc*ing in front of us,
thou we came like 4-5 hours earlier
Suddenly it rained and we were allowed to go into shade,
but once e rain stopped, they forced us out again.
There was tis bitch whu is a security guard there said:
You can jolly well leave if u r not happy...
I quarrelled with another security guards.
The way they treated us was discriminating.
Thou I must thank H*V organising this,
but tis is not ethical.
Not only were we not allowed to wait in shade,
we din even manage to watch e performance cos
we were 'pushed' to e back thou I WAITED for 4-5 hours.
The place was then blocked frm e stage with tis stupid black cloth.
To me, tis is fucking sales tactics.
presurrising the fans to buy another CD frm H*V cos:
1. We want to see Stef perform, but blocked by e cloth
2. We went fucking early but cant queue in front
3. We were forced to wait under e sun
Singapore's weather is not like 20 degrees celcius k)
4. When it rained, we were allowed to go into shade,
but forced out soon after e rain stopped, causing the queue to mess up
5. We were told NUMEROUS times that the fans
whu did not buy frm tat fucking shop may not
get their CD signed cos NOT ENUF TIME
So is tis pressurising us to buy again?
Obviously...
I complained to TODAY and ST,
but sucks lah,
my letter freaking long cos damn pissed off.
Letter rejected.
Sigh...
I complained to CASE soon after,
but cos tat fucking shop wasn't under CASE thingy,
I cldnt do anything.
But CASE told me I can complain to tat H*V n CC e email to them...
By them,
I give up...
Anyway,
I had another complain recently,
to blogger...
my template cock up,
e create post page was messed up,
then I emailed to the helpdesk...
First day, I waited till second day,
wondering maybe time difference.
3rd day,
I emailed again.
No reaction still on forth day...
No choice.
Blasted them with complain letter on inefficiency...
finally they replied TODAY!!!
Sigh...
why are ppl so fan jian???
They only do smth when ppl complain???
u tink complain very fun meh???
kills my brain cells lehz...
waste my time lehz...
Argghhh...
Typical Singaporean...
Cases where I've complained before?
Hmm...
Last year, when Stef released her album,
I limbed to e nearest CD shop to buy e album on the first day.
I was just injured at tat time,
(my leg lah but drag till now then op)
The first day I went,
the shop told me e CDs are not sent over yet,
muz wait till nxt day.
Nxt day, I limbed there again.
Bought the CD.
As usual, I waited happily for e autograph session.
Then, Fu*king H*V at Heer*n and STUPID Wa*rne*,
they had tis stupid and irritating deal.
On the day of e session,
They segregated ppl whu bought e CD frm H*V
away frm those whu bought elsewhere.
Firstly, the ppl whu bought elsewhere (me included)
were to wait under e sun.
Those whu bought frm H*V,
under shade and Fuc*ing in front of us,
thou we came like 4-5 hours earlier
Suddenly it rained and we were allowed to go into shade,
but once e rain stopped, they forced us out again.
There was tis bitch whu is a security guard there said:
You can jolly well leave if u r not happy...
I quarrelled with another security guards.
The way they treated us was discriminating.
Thou I must thank H*V organising this,
but tis is not ethical.
Not only were we not allowed to wait in shade,
we din even manage to watch e performance cos
we were 'pushed' to e back thou I WAITED for 4-5 hours.
The place was then blocked frm e stage with tis stupid black cloth.
To me, tis is fucking sales tactics.
presurrising the fans to buy another CD frm H*V cos:
1. We want to see Stef perform, but blocked by e cloth
2. We went fucking early but cant queue in front
3. We were forced to wait under e sun
Singapore's weather is not like 20 degrees celcius k)
4. When it rained, we were allowed to go into shade,
but forced out soon after e rain stopped, causing the queue to mess up
5. We were told NUMEROUS times that the fans
whu did not buy frm tat fucking shop may not
get their CD signed cos NOT ENUF TIME
So is tis pressurising us to buy again?
Obviously...
I complained to TODAY and ST,
but sucks lah,
my letter freaking long cos damn pissed off.
Letter rejected.
Sigh...
I complained to CASE soon after,
but cos tat fucking shop wasn't under CASE thingy,
I cldnt do anything.
But CASE told me I can complain to tat H*V n CC e email to them...
By them,
I give up...
Anyway,
I had another complain recently,
to blogger...
my template cock up,
e create post page was messed up,
then I emailed to the helpdesk...
First day, I waited till second day,
wondering maybe time difference.
3rd day,
I emailed again.
No reaction still on forth day...
No choice.
Blasted them with complain letter on inefficiency...
finally they replied TODAY!!!
Sigh...
why are ppl so fan jian???
They only do smth when ppl complain???
u tink complain very fun meh???
kills my brain cells lehz...
waste my time lehz...
Argghhh...
Monday, October 03, 2005
Ms Sicko: Porn Jokez
I have a very stupid question here, kudos to Ms Kh...
The question is:
10 Guys dropped their pants,
Guess a MRT Station.
Hint: Its a MRT Station in the East...
Ans: Tampines
Dun ask me why k...
I supposed u guys shld ve the basic biology knowledge k...
BTW, I am not the sicko person whu came up with the question...
LOL...
The question is:
10 Guys dropped their pants,
Guess a MRT Station.
Hint: Its a MRT Station in the East...
Ans: Tampines
Dun ask me why k...
I supposed u guys shld ve the basic biology knowledge k...
BTW, I am not the sicko person whu came up with the question...
LOL...
Missed Out
Forgot to mention juz now...
sianz diaoz...
cos i went swimming a few days ago,
had toopid sunburns...
nothing special...
but my skin refuses to peel,
so there was tis freaking dry skin layer on top...
refuses to go away...
now my skin looks old
wat lau...
Ben told me i ve wrinkles near my eyes!
I am ONLY 19 sia...
anyway,
i saw Harry Potter's new movie posters!!!
i wonder wat they do to the posters when e show ends?
can i buy frm them???
sianz diaoz...
cos i went swimming a few days ago,
had toopid sunburns...
nothing special...
but my skin refuses to peel,
so there was tis freaking dry skin layer on top...
refuses to go away...
now my skin looks old
wat lau...
Ben told me i ve wrinkles near my eyes!
I am ONLY 19 sia...
anyway,
i saw Harry Potter's new movie posters!!!
i wonder wat they do to the posters when e show ends?
can i buy frm them???
No Regrets...
I went out today...
with Ben...
Went for a KTV session...
2 persons only,
sang till our voices were hoarse...
haha...
sang until i dun know wat songs to sing...
first time of my life...
then went to watch Myth...
not a nice show actually...
so so only lahz...
3stars only,
contend ->poor
effects-> not bad
for those whu are like
wat lau, chao geng,
leg injured still can go out...
watever...
i dun need to explain
sigh...
my leg hurts cos someone trys to act smart...
go out without crutches...
go watch movie,
leg was hurting so much...
painkillers not working lehz...
anyway,
no regrets thou...
i was at west mall,
n tot,
wat lau,
tis is e first time i walk into a shopping centre
in 2 months lehz
haha...
anywayz,
the counter has passed 800 finally...
so proud...
haha...
cheap thrills
with Ben...
Went for a KTV session...
2 persons only,
sang till our voices were hoarse...
haha...
sang until i dun know wat songs to sing...
first time of my life...
then went to watch Myth...
not a nice show actually...
so so only lahz...
3stars only,
contend ->poor
effects-> not bad
for those whu are like
wat lau, chao geng,
leg injured still can go out...
watever...
i dun need to explain
sigh...
my leg hurts cos someone trys to act smart...
go out without crutches...
go watch movie,
leg was hurting so much...
painkillers not working lehz...
anyway,
no regrets thou...
i was at west mall,
n tot,
wat lau,
tis is e first time i walk into a shopping centre
in 2 months lehz
haha...
anywayz,
the counter has passed 800 finally...
so proud...
haha...
cheap thrills
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Another Bomb Attack at Bali...
Dear Allz,
There has been another bomb attach in Bali last night...
Juz tot tat I shld try to inform u guys...
the story link:
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/051002/1/3vcum.html
hope such bombing stops...
sigh...
There has been another bomb attach in Bali last night...
Juz tot tat I shld try to inform u guys...
the story link:
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/051002/1/3vcum.html
hope such bombing stops...
sigh...
Wat A Shock!
This morning, I was shocked
to the extend I jumped out of my bed...
I received tis ms frm jiahui:
We're coming at 10...
It was sent in the morning at 3.10 am anywayz...
but my hp is almost on tis timer mode so
it will shut down at nite...
giving me my much needed peaceful slp
cos my colleagues like to call in the morning
for work related stuff...
Anywayz, I was like:
WTF??!!
(Btw, f refers to fish)
I am not ready!!!
Thou I was tinking prob she sent wrongly,
but in any case, its alrd 1010 by the time I saw e sms...
hence, I quickly woke up,
made my bed...
tink tis is e first time i made my bed in donkey yrs...
other than when in bmt...
went to tidy my room and bathe etc...
sigh...
my bedroom is in horrible state mah...
then finally she sms again saying she sent the sms to e wrong person...
pheewwwww....
sigh...
wat a relief...
I ve received a few offers of house visits
since I am on mc...
but i kindly rejected cos:
1. My room/house is in a messy state
2. I am in a badly groomed state
3. Juz dun wan lahz...
Then I woke up to watch tis kids chinese programme...
inside e show, the mother's chinese is terok lah...
she was toking to her own mum,
mum: 我不understand...
mum's mum: 讲话语
mum: 我不下面站
Haha!!!
understand = 下面站???!!!
under = 下面
stand = 站
henceforth,
understand = 下面站
i was going crazy man...
tink my life is so many stick many vegetables,
多姿多彩 (duo zi duo cai)...
to the extend I jumped out of my bed...
I received tis ms frm jiahui:
We're coming at 10...
It was sent in the morning at 3.10 am anywayz...
but my hp is almost on tis timer mode so
it will shut down at nite...
giving me my much needed peaceful slp
cos my colleagues like to call in the morning
for work related stuff...
Anywayz, I was like:
WTF??!!
(Btw, f refers to fish)
I am not ready!!!
Thou I was tinking prob she sent wrongly,
but in any case, its alrd 1010 by the time I saw e sms...
hence, I quickly woke up,
made my bed...
tink tis is e first time i made my bed in donkey yrs...
other than when in bmt...
went to tidy my room and bathe etc...
sigh...
my bedroom is in horrible state mah...
then finally she sms again saying she sent the sms to e wrong person...
pheewwwww....
sigh...
wat a relief...
I ve received a few offers of house visits
since I am on mc...
but i kindly rejected cos:
1. My room/house is in a messy state
2. I am in a badly groomed state
3. Juz dun wan lahz...
Then I woke up to watch tis kids chinese programme...
inside e show, the mother's chinese is terok lah...
she was toking to her own mum,
mum: 我不understand...
mum's mum: 讲话语
mum: 我不下面站
Haha!!!
understand = 下面站???!!!
under = 下面
stand = 站
henceforth,
understand = 下面站
i was going crazy man...
tink my life is so many stick many vegetables,
多姿多彩 (duo zi duo cai)...
Saturday, October 01, 2005
Finally Here!
As ALL my frens know,
I am sort of a crazy fan of Stef Sun...
Started crazy autograph sessions since feng zhen...
sort of can hear the infamous impersonation of feng zhen
by her...(not stef sun...someone frm my jc class)
sigh...
tink got 阴影...
can hear it again...
oh no!!!
anywayz...was so crazy ever since tat went to all her autograph sessions
and went to her concert...
freaking expensive ticket...
booked on first day still kena sucky seat
always end up meeting wierd n irritating fuc**rs
last yr quarrelled with stupid heer*n guards...
cos of some cocky attitude
haha...
all ugly side of me...
anywayz...
HER NEW SONG IS OUT!!!
Haha...
tis song is quite 'unconventional'
cos its a very catchy n simple song
she was quite surprised when warner chose tis song
cos she is better on emotional n slow songs
but tis time e zhu da ge is catchy kind...
lyrics is also very simple...
to me,
it tells me how ppl seem to ve transformed to be very sophisticated...
how our lives ve transformed so much
but wat we actually wans is very simple...
henceforth,lyrics need not be complicated...
anyway, tis osng is not love song...
so was argueing with the infamous zr whu came up with himbo-ism,
he said e lyrics are too simple, not nice
haha...
cos he's a fan or so call supporter of faye wong...
then niao him
cos faye wong got songs with so simple lyrics tat
there is almost NO lyrics...
rem many yrs ago, she had tis song with
tink only 22 word for lyrics...
sigh...
but he argues e contend is good...
haha...
shall not argue further
wanted to be mean
cos last yr li zhong sheng
criticised faye wong as 故弄玄虚...
hee...
Anywayz...I want Stef's new album...
Ahem...
my birthdae coming lehz...
on 21 Nov!
so anybody???
LoL...
hee...
gonna turn 20 liaoz...finally...
but still cant watch RA...
Sigh...
Anyway, was telling bingli,
I am turning 20 finally in 1.5 months
and she is turning 21 in a few months
haha...
I am sort of a crazy fan of Stef Sun...
Started crazy autograph sessions since feng zhen...
sort of can hear the infamous impersonation of feng zhen
by her...(not stef sun...someone frm my jc class)
sigh...
tink got 阴影...
can hear it again...
oh no!!!
anywayz...was so crazy ever since tat went to all her autograph sessions
and went to her concert...
freaking expensive ticket...
booked on first day still kena sucky seat
always end up meeting wierd n irritating fuc**rs
last yr quarrelled with stupid heer*n guards...
cos of some cocky attitude
haha...
all ugly side of me...
anywayz...
HER NEW SONG IS OUT!!!
Haha...
tis song is quite 'unconventional'
cos its a very catchy n simple song
she was quite surprised when warner chose tis song
cos she is better on emotional n slow songs
but tis time e zhu da ge is catchy kind...
lyrics is also very simple...
to me,
it tells me how ppl seem to ve transformed to be very sophisticated...
how our lives ve transformed so much
but wat we actually wans is very simple...
henceforth,lyrics need not be complicated...
anyway, tis osng is not love song...
so was argueing with the infamous zr whu came up with himbo-ism,
he said e lyrics are too simple, not nice
haha...
cos he's a fan or so call supporter of faye wong...
then niao him
cos faye wong got songs with so simple lyrics tat
there is almost NO lyrics...
rem many yrs ago, she had tis song with
tink only 22 word for lyrics...
sigh...
but he argues e contend is good...
haha...
shall not argue further
wanted to be mean
cos last yr li zhong sheng
criticised faye wong as 故弄玄虚...
hee...
Anywayz...I want Stef's new album...
Ahem...
my birthdae coming lehz...
on 21 Nov!
so anybody???
LoL...
hee...
gonna turn 20 liaoz...finally...
but still cant watch RA...
Sigh...
Anyway, was telling bingli,
I am turning 20 finally in 1.5 months
and she is turning 21 in a few months
haha...
Wat They Thinking???
Fu**!!!!
I know I've promised to reduce the usage of that word...
Anyway, Google Removed my Ads!!!
Tat was why I could not see my ads...
According to them,
it was due to excessive profanity on my blog!
Profanity simple means crap lah...
Wat lau...
Cant stand them...
Heck...
So, I've started a very personal and boring blog to put my ads.
its:
http://teewd.blogspot.com
but its very boring lah...
not much of debate or craps on it...
shall juz put merely wat happened to me...
lol...
This will still be my main blog thou...
Anyway, after yesterday topic,
there was quite a response...
hmm...
i din say whu is those idiots mah...
so dun assume leh...
LOL...
I know I've promised to reduce the usage of that word...
Anyway, Google Removed my Ads!!!
Tat was why I could not see my ads...
According to them,
it was due to excessive profanity on my blog!
Profanity simple means crap lah...
Wat lau...
Cant stand them...
Heck...
So, I've started a very personal and boring blog to put my ads.
its:
http://teewd.blogspot.com
but its very boring lah...
not much of debate or craps on it...
shall juz put merely wat happened to me...
lol...
This will still be my main blog thou...
Anyway, after yesterday topic,
there was quite a response...
hmm...
i din say whu is those idiots mah...
so dun assume leh...
LOL...
