I was asking some of my colleagues for Tearing Up My Heart by Nsync.

I got exactly same ans frm two guys:

I hate boy bands!
Yucks!

Hmm...

I started wondering, cos they:

1. Jealous of their(boy bands) looks
2. Jealous of their popularity (among e gals)

LoLz...

Cos I got the same ans!

I like some of their songs lah...

cos they bring fond memories,
the time when I was still in secondary sch where I enjoyed myself...

Tearing Up My Heart was the song my class danced for a performance during CNY...

Put in so much efforts during that time,
tat song kept repeating over n over again n we had to practise over n over again...

LoLz...

Really miss those days...

Three women, one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.

"That was my pager", she said.

"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang.

The Japanese woman lifted her hand to her ear.

When she finished, she explained,

"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of her butt crack.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The hillbilly woman finally said,

"Well, will you look at that. I'm getting a fax!"

Yesterday I took taxi home with Bing Li cos we were working OT.

The taxi driver was IRRITATING!

Not only he took the LONGER route to reach my home, he was damn route.

Me: Uncle ah, later at the guardhouse turn left hor...

Uncle: Guardhouse har?

Me: Ya...

Taxi STOPS at the GUARDHOUSE without turning in!

Me: Har?!

Uncle: You SAID guardhouse wat...
(in a freaking rude tone)

Me: Bye (to Bing Li)
and alighted and SLAMMED the door damn hard!

I was damn pissed off with the driver cos he took longer route, then he was damn rude.

and he maligned me as if I was FUCKING stupid!

pls hor!

I know some of you might think tat e uncle muz be stupid not able to differentiate between left and right.

But I assure u that he knows cos he was got it correctly in e previous attempts.

After I alighted, Bing Li told me it was damn awkward cos e uncle was shocked by my behaviour.

She said I shldnt throw my temper thou she agrees e uncle was at fault!
esp cos she was still in e cab...

ARGGHHH!!!

I hate being maligned and I wont leave any face for u one when u pissed me off!

But e story din end here...

when bingli was reaching home,
she told e uncle to turn right but e uncle turned e wrong direction and kept going on!

obviously e uncle was to cheat our money lor!

pls hor...

we were using mandarin to tell him left n right and dun tell me as a taxi driver, u cant FUCKING differentiate left n right??!!

I hate taxi drivers who wan to cheat money and uses such cheap tactics!

and DUN COME ACCUSE ME WHEN U ARE WRONG!!!

Sorry for the drought...

I went to the Food Expo 2006 with Michael and Bing Li on Saturday.

Took a picture of the 'Human Bread'...

Very cute!
Haha...

The bread has no 'eye' but it was able to see objects in front!
Amazing!

It was really crowded with Bing Li being damn 贱!

She kept telling us that she wants to eat this and that and
smoked me and Michale into buying food

she ended up taxing us...

Argghhh...

Anyway, that was not the end of the 贱 Stunts

Later that day, Bing Li and I went to KFC

As usual, she wanted to tax my drinks which I refused cos I was BLOODY thirsty!

However, I knew she wanted to kob my drinks once I leave my seat to wash my hands...

So, I started blowing bubbles into my drinks, hoping my saliva wld deter her!

But she said plainly,

Not as if never drank drinks with my saliva be4 mah

ARGGHHHH!!!


So, I did smth so 贱!
I dipped my SUPER OILY fingers into my drinks!

Then I showed her e smirk look!

Haha..

She was totally disgusted!

LoLz...

After dinner, I took her Sweets and she took it too...
There was left with one sweet and I told her I want it after I finish the sweet and she refused!

So I told her,

Never mind lor... Later I kob the sweet without you knowing
Haha!!!

The moment she heard this, she took the last sweet as well!
Even thou she hasnt finished e one in her mouth!

AHHAA!!!

She then showed me the same smirk look I gave her!

I shall crown her Queen of 贱-ness!

Wat lau eh...

Cinemas are sucking me dry...
I mean my money lahz...

I ve watched 2 movies this month:

a. MI3
b. The Da Vinci Code

Quite impressed with both shows.
I am easily contented as long as they are not rubbish shows...

The worse show ever watched was a Chinese shows on bras etc...

I practically slept...

Now, I ve a few more moveis in mind!

1. Over The Hedge
2. X-Men III
3. She's the man

I die-die also muz watch X-Men III, one of my all-time fav comic/cartoon...

ok lah...
I only watched e cartoon lah..

Fantastic...

Over The Hedge and She's The Man are both comedies,
which received quite good review,
and the trailer seems damn corny!

So I intend to watch but I can only watch during weekends!
arggh...

how??!!!

Little Joe sees his Daddy's car pass the playground and go into the woods.

Curious, he follows the car and sees daddy and Aunt Susie in a passionate embrace.

Joe finds this exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother,

"Mummy, mummy, I was at the playground and Daddy and ..."

Mummy tells him to slow down. She wants to hear the story.

So Joe tells her,

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy go into the woods with Aunt Susie. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Susie a big kiss, then he helped her to take off her skirt, then Aunt Susie helped Daddy take off his pants, then Aunt Susie laid down on the seat, then Daddy ..."

At this point, Mummy cuts him off and said,

"Joe, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mummy asks Joe to tell his story. Joe starts his story, describing the car going into the woods, the undressing, laying down on car seat and..."



"then Daddy and Aunt Susie did the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in Navy."

Every morning. having to take bus is becoming something which I am starting to hate...

Sometimes, the bus is so damn packed while at other time, you can readily get a seat.

Hence, each morning, I will start to pray that the bus is quite empty.

Yesterday, the bus I boarded was quite packed.

Hence, I had to stand. Just then, the person sitting in front of me was alighting!

I was thrilled but din wan to be seen as desperate for a seat.

Also, I know the ang moh lady beside me wanted e seat cos I saw her a few times, always grabbing a seat where possible.

However, the person behind me was alighting as well.
So she took the seat behind.

Cos I din GRAB the seat in front of me immediately, an Indian man wanted to sit the empty seat but apparently, my actions were faster and I was nearer!

Hence, I took the seat!

Haha...

It's not as if I din wan the seat. Juz that I din take e seat immediately doesnt mean I dun wan mah...

and I din fight for e seat cos I saw someone coming lah...

juz that e moment when I wanted to sit down, he came as if wanted to GRAB the seat...

but I was nearer and took e seat lor...

this Sore Loser, I think lah, was fucking irritating!!!

after I took the seat, he ended up standing beside me...
and I was happily reading my TODAY,
but his presence affected me!

Cos his POTBELLY,
(why I always seem to ve some grudgles with these inconsiderate fat man?)

WAS FUCKING BLOCKING ME!

Actually, I can tahan one lah...
but this soreloser was irritating!

cos he refused to move to the rear when its obvious e bus is packed!

and he juz stood beside me all e while
I was definitely cursing that he cldnt get ANY seat!
Muaahhaa...

But eventually he gotten a seat...

Sigh...

Anyway, I took a pic of his back view!
muz make my revenge!


Shall curse this inconsiderate person NEVER to get a seat...

for his inconsiderate actions of not moving to e rear,
and for his INCONSIDERATE Potbelly for blocking me!

Haha...

Making a COMEBACK!

As we know, birds of a feather flock together.
In Chinese, the phrase is:

近朱则赤 近墨则黑

A FUNNY Story occured yesterday that I couldnt stop laughing over it.

A fren of mine was wearing a plain red shirt.
Cos she loves wearing super plain shirt and I often suan her...

So, I said this to her yesterday:

Wah...today I see a walking char siew!
mmm...
(and the image of a walking char siew did appear in my mind. LoLz)

Later of the day, I was telling her that we need to make a booking at the Rice Table
cos she has to treat me cos of some personal reasons...

and since we like to suan each other, the msn conversation proceed as follows:

Me: So you can make a booking for next sat then. Michael says he is not going.

Her: So book for one person and a pig?

Her: You know Rice Table is Halal?

(I ve faster typing speed and I immediately retaliated, knowing what she would say next)

Me: OH! Then you wont be allowed into the restaurant! Cos it's Halal! Pigs are NOT allowed!

Her: You are a pig! Not Allowed!

Me: Oei, dun copy my words can?

Her: Jing Zhu Ze Hong mah...

Me: Jing Zhu Ze Hong???!!!

Me: 近猪则红???!!!

Me: I DUN WAN TO BE A WALKING CHAR SIEW LIKE YOU!

Her: @!#$%@$#@^&%*^

Muahhhaaa...

I hate sitting beside Fat Man...

As we know, the seats on most bus and MRT are damn tight...

then when the person next is you is some fat guy, it's UNBEARABLE!!!

This morning, I sat beside a fat guy.
He was dozing off Which SIMPLY FITS HIS DESCRIPTION!!!

this guy took almost a quarter of my seat!
and I am not exactly SMALL size!
And haf of my body was OUT OF THE SEAT!

$#@%$!$%$#@%$!$%#^#^*$#@#^

And its not as if he was occupying e whole of his own seats!

Basically, his side was empty!

WAH!

I shall curse him nxt time!

Make him sit beside SUPER FAT ppl everytime he takes public transport!

Then they can fight for that limited space!!!

Muahhhhaaa.....!!!

I am not ostracising ppl who ve weight issues cos i used to be fat also mah...

but if someone slightly on the bigger size then shld be more considerate
and dun occupy a huge part of e seat beside!

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?"

"Are you nuts?", she replies.

And keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen sir, I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?"

So the guy runs again around the next block and faces her again:

"Would let me bite your breasts for 10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says

"Hmmm 10,000 dollars eh? Ok, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there"

So they go to that alley and she takes off the blouse to reveal themost perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them he jumps on them and start caressing them, fondling them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them... but no biting.

In the end the woman gets all annoyed and asks:

"Are you gonna bite them or what?"

"Nah", he replies. "Too expensive."

Some obervant readers often DIG out stuff which I ve been trying to avoid...

Yup, Estlxlan has managed to reveal smth which I ve been trying to avoid...



I realised it too...

My style has changed A LOT since I started this blog.

Reason being 'brain drain' and a little 'lost of interest'.

That being part of the reason why I ve been considering of terminating the blog.

This is not another gimmick lah...

But if I dun ve any ideas to share, then why blog?

but I realise the original intention of the blog was to interact with my frens lah.

since I am aware that they still read, thou not as frequent,
I may not terminate lah...

only a thought mah...

so dun worry...

if I really terminate, I will inform everyone one lah...
LoLz...

Much has been done over the weekend.

I went to buy my Sony MP3 player,
after finally selling my Zen Micro...
Thou made a bit of losses...

Bought at Sim Lim.

Some of the shop owners are damn arrogant...
and some of their service attitude sucks big time!!!

Juz becos I not ang moh doesnt mean I CANT AFFORD to buy the stuff can??!!!!!

SUCKS!

Anyway, went to celebrate Sihui's bdae after tat...

had a pleasant surprise cos I realised the movie tickets were only 8.50 each!

I was wondering why when I realise we were at Causeway point Cathay...
so e tickets cheaper there...

Anyway, You guys shld go and watch Da Vinci...

One word - Impressive

The plot is complicated but can be understood...
thou at times I wonder what are they talking abt cos it involves some christianity stuff which I dun really understand...

and I dun know if they are true or false cos I not Christain and so much Hoo-Haa over e content of the movie...

I saw one of the review saying how some critics laughed at certain parts of the movie, making it a failure...

but I tot SOME parts ARE SUPPOSED to be funny!
But maybe cos I din read e book so I was contented with e movie...

the ah pek, tebing, is e ah pek who acted in LOR rite???
maybe someone can 'enlighten' me...

haha...

You guys shld really watch lah...

In fact, everyone seems to be talking abt this movie!

I was walking home yesterday and I heard a grp of teenagers talking abt Mary Magalene...

It's like EVERYONE is talking abt it!

And we are 'Part of the Phenomenon'...

So much abt banning the movie,

Raher,

thank for the free publicity...

Realise lots of 'religious' movie recently...
like:
Chronicles of Narnia,
Da Vinci,
blah blah blah...

Here's why you shouldnt mess too much with a kid:

*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "then you ask him".

* A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

* One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

* The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "

* A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

There are dangers luking ard when using MSN...

Apparently, blame in on my stupidity or swayness,
I fell on one of the dangers.

All my colleagues have been grouped under one contact group in my msn contact list.

That includes my team leader who doesnt appear to be a very friendly person.

So one day, I was msging one of my colleagues.

Perhaps, I was too fast for my brains...
I typed the msged:

Me: I am bored...

Immediately...

I realise I was msging my team leader!!!

AHHHAAAHHH!!!

After that, I learnt my lesson...

1. SEE!!! Before you msg...
2. I grouped him under a seperate group and I MINIMISED the group!

A woman was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.

She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:

"Excuse me Father, could I ask a favour?"

"Of course my child. What can I do for you?"

Here is the problem, I bought myself a new Sophisticated vibrating hair remover for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize thatI can not lie."

"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.

The aircraft arrived at its destination.

When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son", he replied.

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked,

"And from the sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied,

"I have there a marvelous little Instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,

"Go ahead Father."

"Next!"

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."

The father said, "Why did you say good-bye to Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day Grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this -- "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

My goodness, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the Dad heard her say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."

Some weird designs:












Ripley's Building

If you saw this picture for the first time, you'd probably thought that it was hit by a massive earthquake. But it wasn't. In true fashion of the Ripley Legacy, it was built to reflect the odd 1812 earthquake that measured 8.0 on the rick. The building has now become one of the most photographed in the world because of it.






Robot Building

The Bank of Asia is a very famous building in Bangkok. It was made way back in 1985, and it's robotic appearance is just a symbol of the modernization of banking.








Dancing House

Here's a building that should really get your attention when walking pass it. The Dancing House is considered as one of the more real controversial buildings in Prague. The DH was actually designed by a great architect from California.







The Wilson Hall

This somewhat modernize building was actually built between 1971 and 1974. It's unique design gives the Wilson Hall a great sense of structure, and a prominent landmark for the skyline. The building provides big laboratories, offices, and supports space for over 1500 scientists.





135 Degree Angle

This bizarre house really doesn't have an official name, but it does have a 135 degree angle. So that's what we're going to call it. Unfortunately, the only info we have about this house is that it was built in China or Japan. And that it has a silly pink roof. And if you look real close, you'll notice that it's on a 135 degree angle.






Hotel Sofitel

This hotel's unique design was directly inspired by the traditional temples in Japan. The Tokyo Sofitel has over 72 rooms, and 11 suites with 3 non-smoking floors. And 5 meeting rooms that includes high-tech boardrooms.







Triangle Building

The unofficial Triangle Building is just a wonder to look at and to ponder over.








The Astra Haus

The strange building is actually a brewery in Hamburg, Germany. The floors can move up or down on it's skinny column core. As of now, the unique building has been destroyed. One of it's more famous beer brands was recently bought by a big refreshment corporation. And that beer brand was called Astra.






Upside Downer

Take a journey into the unknown with a building called Wonder Works. It's central Florida's only upside down attraction. And an amusement park for your mind, and your stoner friends. This odd building has over 100 wacky interactive exhibits for your entire family to experience.






Crooked House

The Crooked House was built in 2004 as an addition at a popular shopping center, and is a major tourist attraction in Sopot, Poland.







P.S: What you think???

Sigh...

My company doesnt seem to be tat wonderful afterall.

We have to work OT for 10days each month.
We are not paid any OT but in Off instead.

For example, we will work from 9 to 8pm on days with OT,
making it additional 10 hours each week.

However, the company says that under Employment Act, we will have to work a minimum of 44 hrs per week. Hence, only 6 hours of the extra time are considered OT.

Hence, for 10 days, we only get 1.5 days of Off.

But the problem lies in this.

According to the Employment Act, for employees with basic pay under 1.6k,
any OT on top of the 44 hours are syupposed to be paid at 1.5 times of the hourly pay!!!

The problem lies with the fact that the company mentioned Employment Act and deduct 4 hours of OT hours.

However, when it comes to OT pay, it is not in line with the Employment Act.

I think I may want to do smth with this.

Probably write them an email when my contract is almost due.

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to changethe admittance policy.

The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really awful day when you died.

The policy would go into effect at noon the next day. The next day at 12.01pm, the first person came to the gates of Heaven.

The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, said to the man,

"Before I can let you in, you have to tell me what was happening in your life the day on which you died."

"No problem", the man said.

"I came home to my 25th floor apartment during my lunch hour and found my wife half-naked. I thought she was having an affair but her lover was nowhere insight. Immediately, I began searching for him. My wife was shouting at me as I searched the apartment."

"Just as I was going to give up the search, I looked out onto thebalcony and saw there was a man hanging over the edge by his finger tips! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and jumped on hisfingers until he fell to the ground. But he landed in some bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die!"

"I was so mad that I went back inside to fetch something that I could throw at him. Strangely, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. So I unplugged it, pushed it to the balcony and tipped over the side. It fell the 25 stories and crushed the man. Unfortunately all this excitement was too much and I had a heart attack and died instantly!"

The Angel sat and thought for a moment. Technically, the man did have a bad day. It was a crime of passion.

So he announced, "Okay, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.

A few seconds later the next person came up.

The Angel said, "Before I can let you enter, I need to know what was happening to you when you died.

"No problem", said the second man.

"But you are not going to believe this!"

'I was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure, so I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I think I got a little carriedaway, slipped and accidentally fell over the side!"

"Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the balcony below mine. But suddenly, this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, swears at me, and jumps on my fingers! Well, I fell and just before I hit the ground, I landed in some trees or bushes which broke my fall. But didn't die immediately."

"As I was lying there, looking up, unable to move, and in great pain, I notice the crazy man push his REFRIGERATOR off the balcony. It falls 25 floors and lands on top of me - killing meinstantly!"

The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes his story.

"I think I like this new policy", he says to himself.

"Okay", said the Angel to the second man.

"Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets the man in.

A few seconds later, a third man comes up to the gates.

The Angel says, "Please tell me how you died."

The third man says, "You will never believe this. I am naked, hiding inside a refrigerator..."

And the next thing I realize I am here.



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Many times, we often think why some things happen to us, how other ppl are more fortunate.

Why good things dun occur on me??

But, if one looks carefully, you will realise we are really fortunate.

I ve a fren who was severely hit during the SARs period.

That story struck me deep.

Apparently, his dad is a taxi driver and his earnings were greatly affected during the SARs.
He had to work part time while juggling his studies.
However, his school wasnt too kind and din reason out with him.
In the end, he quit school...

It was like I had quite a smooth sailing throughout my life.
and the ppl ard me are more or less similar...

until I went to Army/work,
I realise so many ppl ve to worry for their tertiary studies...
while I...

Many of them know they can take bank loan but were worrying abt the living allowance...

Hence, we shld be contended that we are in fact fortunate...
it juz depends who we are comparing to bah...

They lead a very simple life
almost all the shops I went to were watching Channel 8...
haha...


the houses are built on mangrove area...

They catch the prawns, smashed them, dry them and make balachan...
sigh...

the process not very hygenic thou...

very nice and calm feeling...
sense of tranquility...

By popular demand, I've decided to upload the horoscope file into my online folder.

Click here to download

If you are interested, do go and download for viewing.

But I may remove it a week later thou.

There was this case in a hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Friday mornings regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medicalconditions.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural.

Why the death at that same bed on Fridays?

So the doctors decide to go down to that particular ward toinvestigate the cause of the incidents....

Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur gain. The new unknowing patient laid there..... Some doctors holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evils......... waiting.... the patient was resting still.

Then,

8am ......

8:30am ........

Just before the 'cursed'time......

the door to the ward swung open......




Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, comes in and unplugs the life support system so that she can use the vacuum cleaner.


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Sometimes, I suspect maybe I'm juz plain irritating.

I dun understand why but I seems to ve difficulty communicating with ppl thru msn.
Often ending up in quarrels.

Yesterday, I have a fren X.

This fren, whom I always 'assume' to be frenly and a tokcock fren.

I msged her thru msn yesterday.
Probably she was tired but it is not as if I am supposed to know how is she feeling.

She mentioned she woke up damn early like 7+
(cant rem e timing, think it's 7+)

And I was suan-ing her (as per usual) cos I TOT she cld take it
since we had been suan-ing each other for e past few year...

Me:
Wah...
So you saying you always sleep until very late like 12+ ah???
Like a pig leh...
heehee...

Fren X:
WTF???!!!

Fren X:
I Tired can???!!!

I was left with lots of question marks on my face...

I tot maybe I said smth wrong...
so I msged her again but she ignored my msn for the whole day
and when I msg her today, she told me "I'm busy can?!'

maybe I was too naive to think that tokcock ppl cld accept jokes...

maybe I was too insensitive

maybe she was juz feeling plain lousy...

maybe she was too busy...

maybe maybe...

This was so freaking accurate that Bingli was almost shocked when she read this.

She could relate almost every part with my behaviour...

A man with a foggy clouds over him. He is sensitive and easily hurt and always feels lonely. He does not trust anyone but himself.

Sounding so negative, but he has an amazingly charisma. He is a compassionate man . He absorbs other people sentimental feeling and pain.

He is a good psychiatrist and he could understand complex and confused feeling. He has a hidden power that he could use it to make things happen and do things well. He does not like people who never try to help themselves before asking other people for favors.
(Even Koo would agree with this part...So unless you have tried, don't ask favours from me!)

He is the type of guy who mostly achieved his goal in life. Once he sets his mind for something, he will put all his energy and efforts in it , whether or not it is a small matter or a big project. One of the most success man in all the Zodiac.
(heehee...Most successful leh...)

He is a very patient man and can wait for years to reach his goal.
(not very sure abt patient thou...)

He hates thin feeling and weak determinations. He can not retreat or rest for long, for he thinks life has more questions and more answer to be searched.

If he is in love, you will get plenty of love from him, sometimes may be too much than you have asked for. He is serious about love and relationship and will not waste time with someone he does not love whether how pretty she is.
(See...I ve substance...not going for bimbos k...)

He hardly makes mistake. He could tell if you have any bad thought, and will not hesitate to tell you so. If you do not like straight forward sincere man, then pack your bag now.

If you are an over sensitive person, try not to ask for his comments. He will tell you the truth, even you might not be able to take it. Example , if you ask him if you are fat (and you are fat), he will say "yes, as big as a balloon". He makes such comments because he cares for you, so do something about your weight and do not get up set with him.
(Bingli was niao-ing me over this part cos I ve always been suan-ing her...)

If he says "you look pretty today", you can be proud because he will not say such think just to please you if he does not really mean it. There will be both kind of people, those who like him and those who hate him. If you are in love this guy, be strong and belief in your decision, do not be vulnerable. He remembers all his anger and will wait for his pay back time.

He is very serious about your promise, do not promise something you could not keep.
(Michael shld read this!)

He loves his friends and will do anything for his close friends. He likes you to take care of him, but not in front of his friend.

He is a complex man and you will never understand what he means if you do not really know him. He is happy to know he is a complex figure. When he is thinking or when he needs his privacy, you should give him some space.

He memorize everything well. You may say something that you already forgotten, but he will remember every words. He wants to be respected and admired and at the same time he does not like people to have power over him.

When he falls in love, he really falls deep. A man in this Zodiac once in love, he will be sweeter than sugar. He does not like a plain and simple woman. A complex woman's mind is his venture. Always be interesting and able to talk to him about every things in any subjects. He does not like a woman who sits around waiting for his call.

A comparison of the two songs...
A touching story behind these songs...

枫
乌云在我们心里刻下一块阴影
我聆听沉寂已久的心情
清晰透明就像美丽的风景
总在回忆里才看的清

被伤透的心能不能够继续爱我
我用力牵起没温度的双手
过往温柔已经被时间上锁
只剩挥散不去的难过

缓缓掉落的枫叶像思念
我点燃烛火温暖岁末的秋天
极光掠过天边
北风掠过想你的容颜
我把爱烧成了落叶
却换不回熟悉的那张脸

缓缓掉落的枫叶像思念
为何挽回要赶在冬天来之前
爱你穿越时间
两行来自秋末的眼泪
让爱渗透了地面
我要的只是你在我身边

被伤透的心能不能够继续爱我
我用力牵起没温度的双手
过往温柔已经被时间上锁
只剩挥散不去的难过

在山腰间飘逸的红雨
随著北风凋零我轻轻摇曳风铃
想唤醒被遗弃的爱情
雪花已铺满了地
深怕窗外枫叶已结成冰

彩虹天堂
我不知不觉又徘徊在从前
秋风悄悄的呼唤听来尽是孤单
落叶的期盼片片左右为难
心走寂寞攀跟著飘进黑暗

我不闻不问也许好过一点
被遗憾关在房间挣扎只是拖延
无望的空谈一声声的轻叹
回忆扯不断怎黱摆脱纠缠

找不到方向往彩虹天堂
有你说的爱在用幸福触摸忧伤
两个人相守直到白发苍苍
自由的飞翔在灿烂的星光

找不到方向往彩虹天堂
有你说的爱在用幸福触摸忧伤
两个人相守直到白发苍苍
自由的飞翔在灿烂的星光有你在我身旁

A very story if you actually followed the two MTVs that I posted in my earlier entries.

It's actually abt a gal and 2 guys.

Apparently, this gal got together with Jay.
But she lost her memory or smth wrong with her brains
(maybe some degeneration or smth)
she forgotton Jay.

She got together with Liu Geng Hong (LGH)
and at e same time, Jay is a good fren of LGH

He was there whenever the gal and LGH are together...
but JAy din reveal anything,
hoping that the gal will be happy and he wanted his best friend to be happy too...

gal almost got married with LGH

then one day, Jay left hp behind
and gal went to Jay's house to pass it to him
and saw their old photos

Eventually, gal remembers Jay
but she cldnt choose and think she was really upset
so she chose to leave both of them...

I received this from a friend.

Apparently, the uni hostel are having problems with choke in shower rooms.

They discovered it to be caused by semen and even threatened to do DNA tests to find the culprit!!!

So damn corny!!!

Furthermore, it states 'large quantity of semen'!!!
this guy damn pro....

to be able to choke e sewage with his semen....

ROFL!!!

Haha....

But not very surprised by this news lah...

Cos if ppl have room mates, then they wont do it in their room lor...

but the most corny part is the phrase:
"to do so in the comfort of their room"...

ROFL!!!

Maybe NUS and NTU ve such problems but I seriously dun think they wld post such advise...

As a sequel to 周杰伦's 枫,

These Are All REAL Drawings!!!
OMG!!!

I have concluded. The awards isn't credible.

The Favourite Artiste (Singapore) went to Taufik.

Beating Ah Do, JJ and STEF SUN!!!
Stef Sun won e award for the past 4years!!!

I think back in Singapore, the answer is pretty obvious here.

If you ask anyone, ppl would think Stef Sun is more popular.

Some may argue Taufik sings Eng Songs which can reach bigger market but in Singapore, it's the Mandopop which has much better prospect.

Which explains why Sylvester Sim and his ex-GF sang Chinese songs.
Thou they took part in Singapore Idol and NOT Superstar.

It makes me wonder the credibility of MTV Asia.

If the awards went to JJ or maybe Ah Do,
I still can understand bah...
thou not very convincingly...

but went to Taufik???!

@$!#@$!%#$^%^

It's sort of an official Holiday cos of the PH on the polling day.

But I had to work today cos I chose to postpone that OFF to another day.

But its not too bad lah...

cos traffic situation improves with shorter jams since abt 25% of the ppl are staying at home, the bus is less packed and the office is quieter...

LoLz...

And Bingli started working today
so damn lucky...

cos she is able to start work on e very first day she is available...
and can get one OFF cos of the PH on Sat...

LoLz...

Why You Should Watch Mission Impossible 3?

1. See Maggie Q - She's damn hot.
2. See Hunks.
3. Nice and tight Plot.
4. Funny Conversations.
5. Corny Chinese by Tom Cruise.
6. Action pack.
7. Fascinating Eqpt and Language power of the agents.

There was one part of the story where I was so engrossed in the show.

I mumbled:

Shoot the helicopter!

Only to realise the whole cinema is with me and there were damn quiet...

Malu-ated...

Arggh...

I was mentioned in Izzati's entry

...
(Super Wei De!! Ladies and gentleman, I present you the honorable tokcock-singsong)

Wei De: Oy! CHILDISH FREAK Don't u knw uve committed a crime? Give the girls back their belongings?

(Wei De runs after him. Wow, he is fast. Like crackling lightning, man!)

(Noshir is actually a bad runner, but he has installed this funny machine in his high heels which makes him run even faster. Cheater loh!)

Noshir (carries the girls' belongings in his handbag) : *snorts* What are you going to do about it? Sing in singlish? Lol. Yeah.. go me go me go maggie me.. MC me, that rhymes...

* Noshir is so busy sneering back at super wei de.. that he doesn't see where he's going and HE ACTUALLY BUMPS INTO A STREET LAMP POLE!!

Oh my, WHAT A MORON!! ** He groans and lies in pain on the ground

*Wei De: I've never seen anyone who degrades himself to be so freaking childish
(* author's note: this phrase can be found somewhere in HIS blog).

{Wei de picks up Noshir's handbag }

My goodness! Filled with the girls' candles, keychains and photos of white-haired people!

You ought to be ashamed! Be grateful, I will not report you to the authorities...* Noshir just groans. Can't say much at that moment

** The girls reach Wei De. Wei De returns them their belongings.

He is starting to think of himself like a cross between superman and spiderman..

*Izzati: Wow. Wei de, you are hero.. Hehe

Estlxlan: Wow. Wei de, thanks a lot!!

Wei De: You're welcome. See.. I'm such a kind soul....
...

kk...

Go read the whole story urself...

I got to play the character of a hero!

Not like some freaks...

Sad...

I've juz gotten a new web cam!!!

See!

My cute web cam!!!




LoLz....

Actually my colleague has this wrist rest,
and I was playing with it.

Then, together with my office lappie,

I've gotten a new web cam!!!

ROFL!!!

I may be getting another wkend part time job!

Bing ting (Bingli's sister) gotten this lobang.

A weekend part time at 9 bucks per hour, 11am - 6 pm.
Pick up calls for a vehicle company for enquiries on price of vehicles.

The outcome is not out yet. Hope I will be getting the job.
So Pray Hard For Me!!!

I ve been kind enuf to intro Bingli into my company.

So she's getting the same pay as me, which drew lots of envious eyes around her.
And I was kena niao by some of my frens...

However, Bingli came to ask me to intro her first k...

She's starting work this coming Monday...
So lucky...

Not many can start work immediately on e date they are available sia...

So, Bingli, YOU OWN ME BIG TIME! AND A NICE MEAL!!!

LoLz...

I am not expecting any comments on this entry cos so far, no one has commented on my political entries.

Anyway, with the heat of election rising with each day, we can expect to see more verbal sparrings between the opposition parties and the incumbent.

I am impressed with PAP's record. However, there are some things I simply dun see eye to eye with them, or some of their candidates.

Bingli and I agreed that some of the newbies seems to be quite arrogant, or at least the way they speak.

We dun really like how some of the newbies speak.

In fact, there was one remark I heard frm this newbie:

"The opposition parties are like the terrorists. They plant a bomb and disappear after that...."

I can agree with the fact that the opposition party disappearing after each elections.

However, the following statement made me rethink the qualities of the candidate.

"...Even hanging the posters are done at night..."

Huh???

What's the connection of hanging the posters at night got to do with anything har?

Ermm...There may be come considerations or smth...

I tot that statement irks me and made me feel that the candidate doesnt seem to be very smart... but of cos, that's my personal opinion...

And look at the news coverage of the opposition party. It's so biased.
So much coverage of PAP and so little of the opposition party.

and when there's news coverage of the opposition party, it's negative ones.
make us think if they are really credible.

I hope the best candidate wins...

(Anyway, I am not a supporter of the opposition party. But merely stating what I feel...)

I've not terminated my blog.
Juz plain lazy to blog over the past few days.

Nothing has happened to my blog.

Went for my BBQ-cum-stay over at Changi Beach on Saturday.
The food was quite nice but the weather sucks.

At one time, it almost rained while at the other time, the weater was so warm and the air was so still. Argghhh...

Really reminds me of my Army days, to be exact, Tekong Days - smelly and sticky.

I sort of miss those days cos we were staying opp Tekong.
Seeing the Jetty and the 'Chalet Lookalike Tekong' reminds me of those days.

Had those kind of sucky feeling cos I remembered how sucky I felt whenever I arrive at the place, having to book in back to Tekong after aq short weekend...

LoLz...

And the smelly feeling reminded me of my Field Camp, which I completed.

Sort of miss those days and my BMT Mates which I've lost contact with cos some bastard stole my handphone a year ago.

But if you ask me if I wanted to redo my field camp, the answer is straight forward - NO!

After going back on Sunday, the first thing to do was to update my bank book cos I've received my first pay!!!

WooHoo!!!

And went back after that to sleep after that, only to wake up with SEVERE Pain ALL OVER MY BODY!!!

Arghhh...