JANUARY
Stubborn. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught.
Never looks at people's flaws or weaknesses. Hardworking and productive.
Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts.
Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tense.
Rather reserved. Highly attentive.
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds.
Loving and loyal. Loves children.
Has great social abilities. Money cautious, can budget successfully.

FEBRUARY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal.
Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted.
Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things.
Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions

MARCH
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved.
Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.
Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others.
Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others.
Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves travelling.
Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners.
Loves home decor. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous.
Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory.
Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest.
Sexy in a way that only their lover can see

MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated.
Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention.
Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain).
Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination.
Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts.
Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless.
Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift

JUNE
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite.
Has lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind.
Hesitates, tends to put things off. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke.
Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly.
Makes friends easily. Shows character. Easily hurt.
Prone to getting colds. Easily bored. Fussy and stubborn.
Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious.

JULY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Sometimes difficult to understand.
Quiet unless excited or tense. Takes pride in oneself.
Has reputation for hard work. Honest.
Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful.
Friendly, but not always approachable. Emotionally temperamental.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty. Not mean or revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and illogical things.
Sensitive and forms friendships carefully. Caring and loving.
Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations. No difficulties in studying.
Loves to be alone. Broods about the past and misses old friends.
Quiet, homey person. Has difficulty making new friends.
Prone to having dieting problems. Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt but takes long to recover

AUGUST
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others.
Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself.
Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered.
Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant.
Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts.
Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream.
Talented in the arts, music and defence. Sensitive but not petty.
Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax.
Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized.
Stubborn. Quiet. Uncomfortable if have to talk to a group.
Calm. Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal.
Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous.
Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable.
Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing.
Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Secretive.
Loves sports and leisure. Hardly shows emotions.
Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships.

OCTOBER
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them.
Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty.
Sexy.Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly.
Always making new friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily.
Day dreamer. Loyal. Opinionated.
Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive.
Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature.
Touchy and easily jealous. Honest, does not pretend.
Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair.
Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence.
Loves children.

NOVEMBER
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward.
Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking.
Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors.
Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive.
Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking.
Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way.
Determined. Never give up.
Hardly becomes angry unless provoked.
Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others.
Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises.
High - spirited. Well-built and tough.
Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships.
Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy.
Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions.

DECEMBER
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic.
Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty.
Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with.
Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention.
Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy.
Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality.
Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions.
Loves to joke. Good sense of humour. Logical.

Finally...

Why must some ppl only respond after they receive enquries from a govt agency???

Rice Table has responded to my email in a very PR manner as follows:



Like Michael used to say,
" Of ALL ppl, Don't provoke WEI DE..."

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain: I should be in charge because I run all body functions.

Blood: I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.

Stomach: I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.

Legs: I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.

Eyes: I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.

Asshole: I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad.

To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE*

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle.

When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said,
"Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you A wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE".

The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so Happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American.

He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SHIT!!!!!!!........."

*MORAL - THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN*

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?"

The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean."

The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?"

Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled,
"What kind of -ese are you ... Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! etc......???"

The Japanese then replied, "Oh, I am a Japanese."

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked, "What kind of 'key' was he".

The American, frustrated, yelled, "What do you mean what kind of -kee' am I?"

The Japanese said, "Are you a Yankee, donkee, or monkee?"

*MORAL - NEVER INSULT ANYONE*

When I look for someone to enjoy life, I will ask Bing Li out.
Cos she is one of the few frens who are willing to splurge on food...

So, we went to TCC last Saturday.
The one near Bugis, at NAFA building.


Artistically Taken - Dont u agree???

What else can be more relaxing than to get together with ur good frens,
sit at a cafe, enjoy nice food n coffee,
read newspapers n slack at one corner?


TCC TCC TCC TCC TCC TCC TCC

This branch has a very relaxing mood and is quite quiet...
not many ppl visit this branch...

Highly recommended if you wan to rest and relax...






Bean Bags!!!

Try sitting at the corner with the bean bags...
thou when u think abt the bygience, u might get turned off...


Bingli's choice


My choice



Order 2 coffee and 2 desserts...
MMMmmm...!!!!!!!!

But the price of the desserts there arent cheap thou...




Bread Pudding - $7+


Black Forest Cake - $4.50

Spent abt 30bucks overall...
Spent worthwhile...

haha...

I am currently on blog leave but will try to be back now and then to show my existence.

I mentioned that I logged a complain against Rice Table the other time.
I have yet to receive any reponse from them and I decided to up the complain this time.

I sent another email to Rice Table and Copied the email to NEA which overseas the hygience standards of restaurant, hoping Rice Table would revert.

However, Rice Table still ignored my email while NEA responded.
I've replied to NEA.

I am evil...

Mung was asking me why am I making such a big fuss out of it.

I think the main reason is cos the dish with the hair inside is kangkong and I happened to eat MOST of the kangkong be4 realising the hair!

Can you imagine how disgusted I felt.
Wat if the hair din come from the head??!!!

ARGGH...

Anyway, I had some quarrel with the ppl in Kbox as well.

The story was like this:

I was late for the KTV session with Michael and another of his fren on last Saturday.

Apparently, we din make any reservation of the room cos Michael, who is the member of Kbox, said dun need to make booking mah.

When I went into the room, Michael told me that the personnel said that we have to leave at 1.30 pm cos we din make any reservations.

I was quite pissed and shocked when I heard that.

At 12.00pm,
Lady came in,
Lady: Hello...
This session ends at 1.30pm cos you guys din make any reservation.
So you al want to extend for another hour with 1 free drink at 4 bucks only?

Me: (VERY furious)
WHY SHOULD WE LEAVE at 1.30pm?

Lady: Ermm...cos you all din make any reservation and this branch is very crowded one.

Me: But this is NOT STATED on the internet!

Me: If you all force us to leave, I will definitely lodge a complain.
You can tell your manager abt it but we will NOT leave.
If he got any problem with this, ask him come and see me then.

Lady: Ermm... I'll tell the manager abt it.
I'm here to ask if you guys want to extend your session?

Me: NO. We will leave at 2.00 pm sharp.

Lady: Ermm...it's 1.30pm.

Me: NO! You can tell your manager. If he doesnt agree, ask him to speak to me.

Lady: Our manager is not around. Only captain.

Me: Then, TELL your captain THEN.

We left at 2.15pm anyway.
They allowed us to stay.

I heard from my friends that many branches will ask ppl to leave early saying they came early.

If it's me, that is out of the question.

The package starts at 11.00 pm and if you let us go in early, that is YOUR FUCKING problem.

NOT MINE!!!

I am currently on blog leave.

So don't expect me to blog as often as before.

Thanks.

Regards,
Tokcock King

I was told by a colleague:

Me:
I cant finish my work today. Can I give you he file on Monday?

Colleague:
Sure! Today is friday. Go and enjoy with your galfriend.

Me:
Ermm...I am still single lah...

Colleague:
Huh??!! Sure or not??!!
You so flirty...
haha...

Me:
Argghhh...
@!#@%$#^$&^^%*

Apparently, another fren was talking to Bing Li.

(Gossiping abt another fren on his past love history)
Bing Li:
I dont think Wei De has a gal fren lah...
or at least he din tell me be4...

Fren:
I think it's He Don't Want bah...
cos with his criterior, if he really goes n woo e gal, dun think e gal will reject him one...

Bing Li:
Wah...muz go tell Wei De.
He will be so flattered.
But I dont think he will go woo e gal. He too shy...
(so flattered...haha...)

Hmm...
the bottom line is I am NOT flirty lah...
I ve good socialising skills only, NOT flirty lor...

haiz...

Did smth lame with a picture taken in Holland Village.

Ya lah...
Copy from HSBC advertisement lah...




Went to Holland Village to meet up with Wei Na and e rest, to ve an early celebration of Doreen's bdae.

The place is crowded...
filled with night life, i.e. if you ve one.

Decided to go Crystal Jade for Lamien.

Wonder why are they so happy over the menu...

This week has been quite a hectic one.
So much work to do and so much pressure on my shoulders.
and I kena lectured by one colleague for no reasons...

And I was so stressed that I dreamt of my work for several nights.
Sigh...

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document which my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the 'START' button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine.

"I just need one copy."

*MORAL - NEVER, NEVER ASSUME THAT YOUR BOSS KNOWS EVERYTHING*

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.

On their way through a park, they come across a magic lamp.

They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,

"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,

"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff" and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff" and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

*MORAL OF THE STORY IS: " ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST"*

Bing Li treated me to Rice Table (Cuppage Road) last Saturday.
It's behind CentrePoint...
Very Ulu-fied...

In fact, we din know e existence of e place until now...



The ambience of the pace was ok,
but I think the branch at Suntec was nicer...

We were told tat it is very crowded most of e time...
In fact my ex-AO, Chief Clerk and I wasnted go to Rice Table e other time,
but it was full house...

Apparently, last sat was so quiet lor...


First dish served was Ayam Soup

The music played was typical Indonesian music...
smth which reminded me of the massage time I had in Thailand...
sounded similar...


Forgotten to take pics. Realised after eating some of them... Haha... Paisei...

Many dished were added with this peanut sauce...
It was ok if you eat a bit...
but if you continuously eat tat, you can get quite sick of it...


the famous tahu telor (Tofu Omelet)

the tahu telor is quite nice initially, but I got sick of it...
the omelet part was VERY oily and the peanut sauce was very thick...


the nicest dishes - Otah and Fried Fish W/Sweet And Sour Sauce

We kept ordering the Otah and Fried Fish
cos they were e nicest dishes overall...


Indonesian Fruit Salad - Fruit with peanut sauce and chilli - (-.-)


Achar

The service standards is smth they could improve on...
Many of the plates were chipped off...
this is both dangerous to the diners and unhygenic

cos you may cut ur lips and these sites can breed bacteria!
haha...


Chipped Plates

The worse thing is we found a hair in the Kangkong!
And I ate so much be4 finding tat!

ARGGHHH!!!


Hair Found!!!

Not only they did not appologise, we were served with another plate of kangkong!

This is a buffet...
serving another plate ofkangkong doesnt show ur sincerity rite?

i went to restaurant which wld either offer another plate
(since they are not buffet so another plate is acceptable)

or they wld give u free dessert of soem form of discount as appology...

but I got another plate of kangkong when this is a buffet...
even without e hair, i can get another plate F.O.C!!!

Insincere...

So the typical Wei De went to lodge a complain!

haha...


Wei De's Infamous Complain Letters

Shall wait for their reply then...

I went out with Bingli on Saturday.

She treated me to Rice Table.

I was waiting outside PS's toilet...
then I saw this lady in front of the mirror and she,
ADJUSTED HER BREAST PUBLICLY!!!

I was kinda shocked when I saw this...

apparently, I saw agal touching her bra tat day aswell...

cant these lady be more...errmmm...
mindful of their own actions??!!

Are they trying to show off they ve big breasts??!!

I was told by Bingli tat maybe they wan to adjust their breasts lor...

but doing it so publicly is so...
ermm...

haiz...

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.

But, as time went by, the traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said,

"You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care," said Farmer John.

"Just do something about these crazy drivers!"

So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said S

LOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said,

"You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.

But that sped them up even more!

So Farmer John kept calling, and the sheriff kept changing the signs.

Finally, Farmer John said to the sheriff,

"Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff was ready to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling every day.

He said, "Sure thing, put up your own sign."

And after that, the sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.

"How's the problem with those drivers? Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."

He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself

"I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

*** Go slow and watch out for the chicks ***

Men always have better friends....

They will stand by you, no matterwhat....

Friends of Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband,the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight.

So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl)friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.

Friends of Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night.

So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 arec laiming that he is still with them!!

Sigh...

Yesterday was 端午节 but I had a bad start!

Argghhh...

I went to steam e bak zam in e morning and proceed to bathe...
but cos I turned on the fire too strong,
e moment I came out, I smelled burning smell!!!

and when I wanted to open e lid, the fucking lid was stuck!!!

!@#@!%$#@#$"!@#@!%$#@#$^&

And I had no choice but to wash the whole pan under running water to cool it down!

and all my bak zam were then soaked in water!

but I hecked care cos dumplings were cooked in boiling water anyway so shldnt be much prob...

but my mum's pan seems to be in dire state!

and the pan is those non-stick type!
so I did smth very 贱...

I washed e pan n then flipped it to dry...
hoping my mum wont realise anything.
and I opened all e windows, hoping e smell wld go away...

haha...

wat a start sia...

sigh...