Zong Rong sms-ed me recently:

Zong Rong:
Ehh... wat is e dimensions of ur lappie har?
you know for wat purpose one...
lolz...

Me:
Oh... u mean my lappie bag ah?
I haven buy my lappie yet...
anyway, dun need get me farewell gift so soon mah...
still got long time to go...

Zong Rong:
Ya lor... u alrd received so many gifts liaoz...
stress mah...

Me:
Haiz... no lah... not all gifts received liaoz...
relax... lolz...

Anyway, i know e wishlist more or less 'fully book' liaoz..
cos i not anticipating a lot of gifts anyway...
so if u still need more choices or suddenly decide to get me smth, u can contact me one....
i wld be MORE THAN HAPPY to tell u one...

LoLz

Chip Ying commented yesterday:



Apparently, this is not the first time I heard exactly the same comment...

The following pppl have made e same comment:

• Zong Rong
• Michael
• Chip Ying
• Bing Li

Reason being, it is kinda well known that I am a complain king.

So if you piss me off, I will either;


Lodge a complain to the relevant agencies -
See here or here or here etc...

OR

Complain on my blog
(too many examples to quote)


Hence, the advice for ppl out there:

Don't Piss Me Off...

ROFL!!!

It seems that I ve a close affinity with getting bansei-ed...

For meaning of bansei, refer here...

This is not the first time I ve been bansei but this time, I got bansei-ed twice in a row!

Last Saturday, I was supposed to ve a gathering with my ex-colleagues
I was told that the gathering will be held at Sentosa for cycling etc...

Thinking that it has been a long time since I met up with them and I had turned down their offer twice, I agreed to attend this one...

Michael wanted to tag along once he hear that majority will be gals!
Tat guy is still as chee hong as ever.

So, I seeked my ex-colleagues permission and they agreed.

However, I agreed X for the gathering 2 weeks ago, I found out that planning was only conducted abt 2 prior to the gathering.

Due to the last minute planning, many ppl suddenly backed out.
and I was told the gathering is cancelled due to 'poor response'...

I know the organisers always ve a hard time planning but such outing shldnt be done last min mah...

and I know I cant blame her but I had to ans to Mic as well lor...

And tat leads to my second encoutner with getting bansei-ed...

I informed Mic that the outing is cancelled and he was so sianz diaoz, telling me that 'he alrd planned everything liaoz'...

So I told him we can still go for porridge steamboat or seoul garden buffet on Sat if he wants but he doesnt want then nvm lor...

He agreed on friday nite but told me he will be going for mid night show with his churchmates and wanted to ask me not to put e lunch so early...

However, on Sat morning at 8am, he told me tat he is still outside and cannot make it but wants to postpone it till the evening to Queensway.

WTH?!?!?!

He told me his churchmates decided not to go home after e movie cos there was no transport blah blah blah...

Fuck you!

My point is, when we agreed on the timing, he alrd knew he is going for midnight show.
And it is not his first day going out.
Of course there will not be any bus going back after e show!
And Mic told me he did not last min bansei me, he told me 4, FOUR, hours in advance!!!

Wow!!!

Perfect...

And my guess is he planned to go Queensway so that he can ask me to help him to buy clothes...

So he 'planned' his timing well,
go home sleep before meeting me to buy hsi clothes!

So his time is well planned while mine is None of his business!
Woohoo!!!

In the end, I was nice enough to give him more than 6, SIX, hours in advance and rejected his 'proposal'...

I am just sway to always kena bansei-ed...

Haiz...

Today's 就是万人迷 was filled with laughter... thou there was a tinge of sorrow in the air...

In fact, I was laughing right from the start till the end.

It's was kinda embarassing with ppl on the bus staring at you thinking this guy muz ve gone nuts'...

towards the end, I almost cry as well...
Ling Zhi's farewell speech was almost the highlight of the show...

Thank you Ling Zhi for the laughter & joy you brought to us...

Quoted from Cruz's entry



Ling Zhi, we'll miss u...

I've saw this entry on Uncle's blog and realised something...

There seems to be quite a few similarities between this entry and my blog!!!

!$#%$&&*

Did this picture reminds u of something har???
(thou uncle has removed the picture cos I was niao-ing him)


Hmm... cant recall anything???

Ok, remember this entry I blogged long long time ago???
This picture was posted as well...



Any similarities or not har???

The similarities did not stop here!

Hmm... this quotation on uncle's same entry:



Did it remind u of another quot said by someone har???



Hmm... I shall charge uncle for infringing on my copyrights!!!

Since uncle is a rich kid, I shall charge more for this infringement!!!
His pockets damn full cos of a SUPER FAT packet he juz received!

Shall charge him high high!!!

Heard from 933 today that 靈芝 will be leaving 933...
Tmr will be her final day with 933...

Just when I was rejoicing that I've gotten a ear piece for my k750i, I can continue to have my daily dosage of 就是万人迷 earlier this week, 靈芝 is leaving 933...

Not that 就是万人迷 will cease but it will simply be different without her...

I am really saddened by the new thou some may find it ridiculous...
Thou I am not her fan, I do admire her as a DJ especially her famous 音樂日記!
I had anticipated this some time back but din expect it to be so soon...
Cos out of a sudden, 音樂日記 had another DJ, Pei Fen while 就是万人迷 had Mary onboard...

Her 音樂日記 caught my attention. Especially the way she says :" 靈芝, 你知道吗..."
I was once addicted with her 音樂日記 and had to tune in to 933 everyday to listen to 音樂日記...

靈芝,
Doubt you will see this...

but I'll miss the way you argue with Cruz in 就是万人迷...
the way u always kena suan by Cruz in 就是万人迷...
your blurness in 就是万人迷...
your endless lame jokes in 'Joke Of The Day'...

Lastly, Wish you all the best! Hope to hear from you on air frequently!

('',)

I ve decided...

Bing Li is now OFFICIALLY known as Khoo-Clumsy-Pig...
Clumsy will be her middle name from now on...

I have never seen such a clumsy pig!!!

We were at The Cathay on sunday...
While we were fooling around, I went to 'strangle' her...
She then retaliated and tried to 'strangle' me from the bach...

Since my neck is hyper sensitive,
I felt damn ticklish and I stood down - reflex action...

She then lost her balance when I stood down and fell!!!

She landed her WHOLE weight on me!!!
!$#!$#%$&&^(&)(*


Thanks Ms Khoo-Clumsy-Bing Li!

And tada!!! My knee is now brusied...

Thanks for her clumsiness...

I am speechless now...

(-.-+)

We wanted to exchange taiwan $$$ and went to Chinatown...
Ended up not changing any money cos the rates is not high enough...

The funniest event of the day:

Me/Bing Li:
Blah Blah Blah..... (crapping on e bus)

Iwan:
(suddenly)
u know my boyfriend....

Me/Bing Li:
BOYFRIEND?!?!?!?!

Iwan:
NO! I mean my sister's boyfriend!

Me/Bing Li:
When did you ve a boyfriend?!
(ignoring watever he is saying...)
Is it Steven?!
Tat - rich, handsome, tall and kind Steven?!?!?!
e one with RX-8 rite?!?!

Iwan:
Continue explaining it is a slip of tongue but who cares wat he is saying?!?!
Muaahhhaaa!!!!

Iwan, now we know ur 'secrets' sia...
(~.~)

Then went to Cathay and Uncle Honry Bastard suddenly turned sicked!!!

He went to kiss all e gals in the row of movie posters!!!
OMG!!!

Call the security!


Opps! Caught red handed!

Went to Manhattan for dinner...
A pirated version of Fish and Co...
But e food served here so so only leh...
cos we got so sick of their seafood platter....

I still prefer e original Fish n Co...


How not to be sick of it?! So much of batter!

More gifts have been 'streaming' in...

Firstly, my favorite of the gift is:

Adidas Jacket!!!

It's a farewell gift from Bing Li!!!
Not cheap lor... even with 20buck discount voucher still very ex lor!
Not tat our 9 years of frenship can be measured in $$$ but...

Very touched...
I like e jacket a lot!
LoLz!!!


A green adidas jacket!!!

In case some of you din realise, there is a cap for this jacket which looks smth like this:


Nice rite???

I've also received a pair of Sennheiser Earpiece from the Bing Sisters - Bing Ting and Bing Li...

This is my birthday gift... different from the farewell gift lah...
I love this gift also...
looks cool rite?!

Sennheiser has always been know for their audio products...
Yeah!


Street Style Earpiece!

The last gift I've just received is the Sony Ericsson Earpiece...
More of a practical gift I requested...
Cos my damn ear piece gave up on me...
long story...

I had to give up on radio since then cos no portable receiver mah...
Now I can tune in to my fav morning show...
The morning show tat got everyone talking abt - 就是万人迷!


Sony Ericsson Earpiece!

Taken from mrbrown


Wah... this lecturer damn corny!!! LoLz!

Simply buay tahan the indo authorities...

Stop your crap of saying you ve done ur best and all e bullshit!
They are burning on ur fucking land and u come and tell us u ve done ur best...

Scenario...
Once upon a time, there lives a kid call Gong Kia whose fu**ing mum is call Kam Gong...

This kid, being only child (cos I ve e impression and frm my experience so far, only child always ve attitude problems...), he is a damn selfish kid... He din care what happens to ppl around him but what matters is what happens to HIM...

One day, he starts urinating at the frontdoor of his neighbours house... Kam Gong's neighbours told her that her kid is urinating at their frontdoor and she shld do smth... But she told them that she cant do anything unless she caught him red handed... cos under their fucking house rules, she cant punish the kid unless she sees it herself...

This incident has repeated numerous times but Kam Gong still did not do anything. Kam Gong then tell her neighbours that she has done her best and there is nothing else she can do...

So shld the neighbours continue to wait for Kam Gong to do smth???
But what can the neighbours do other than complaining to Kam Gong?
It's not as if Gong Kia is their kids wat...
Kam Gong only knows how to apologise... but does nothing else...

Thanks to the fuc*ing haze, my asthma and cough is coming back!
WTH?!

We shld invent a farting machine producing the worst smelling fart!
and surround e indo embassies and at their govt house and launch a FART ATTACK on them!

let them die in fartness man!

Be more considerate to UR INNOCENT NEIGHBOURS CAN?!

_I_

There have been hike in the kind of handpone scams...

Some irritating China ppl started calling our HP and once it starts ringing, they will hang up and expect u to call back!

I was dumb enough to do so once as I din know of the scam till I heard abt it from the news...

Anyway, Bing Li's sister warned her of the following scam:

Please forward the info to friends carrying mobile phone

If you receive a phone call on your mobile from any person saying that they are checking your phone by pressing #90 or #09or any nos,

Please end the call immediately!!!
By pressing any nos., they can access your sim card and make calls at your expense

Pls take note!!!

Do your part and pass this msg around!

Recently, I saw this quite frequently on my tracker...

Seem like I got a pretty powerful tracker...
LoLz...


What? Xcellink?!

This is the second time I saw this.
Wondering is it cos some ppl looking for jobs and were thinking whether Xcellink is good company...

Before Going In
Hmm...Xcellink seem decent...

After Coming Out
Xcellink is a sucker!

My advice is NOT to join this company but it's only my personal opinion...
which can be pretty subjective...

My reason:
This company has a very very BAD HR management and practice...

- NO OT pay...
- Only Off but still deduct 8 hrs from your off... saying cos of some Employment Act...

I read Employment Act after some ppl wrote in to Today...
Only to realise all employees under 1.6k are entitled OT pay at 1.5 times hourly pay...

When I wrote to the management
(I was leaving the company soon at tat time)
the management juz smoked me saying they are checking with MOM since we are employed via contract terms...

They never reply me ever since then...

Good News is I heard someone lodged a complain to MOM!!!
I seriously hope they kena fined or smth...
Since they treat their employees as money making machines...

Verdict: You get to learn lots of dirty tricks in e society... Sigh...

Hmm...

Sometimes, you know an entry is sucessful from the response you get from your frens...

Apparently, my last entry on Tokcock Top 12 is quite sucessful I muz say!

It sort of 'motivated' ppl to click on my blog more often isnt it?

ZR made an entry and even helped me to advertise my blog!
Woohoo!!!


Advertisement for Tokcock-Singsong!!!

But hor, u dun ve any permanent link on ur blog wat...
so after 1 week plus, e entry will juz move down
and then no one will come to my blog frm ur ad wat...
so u still wont qualify for the 'competition' for the top 12!!!

LoLz...

Anyway, Thanks for all the support which everyone has given lah...

The Tokcock Top 12 list is out!!!

The TOP SPOT of the Roll Of Honour goes to....

Ru Juan!!!


Seems like RJ is my BIGGEST supporter!!! LoLz!

That toopid Zong Rong's old blog is ranked 2nd
(excluding my own blog)
but too bad, the NICE guy has since then decided to remove my link...

Tsk Tsk Tsk...
(P.S: I din remove his link as an act of revenge hor...)

Anyway, thank you everyone for the support given!!!

Woohoo!!!

Had this conversation with Iwan Yesterday
(cldnt blog yesterday cos Blogger cock up again)

I saw Iwan's Nick - Am I shy?!

Me:
Huh?! You are NOT shy lor!!!

Iwan:
Haha...
Today someone says I shy...

Me:
That person is blind...

Iwan:
She is trying to jio me...

Me:
Point proven - She is blind...

Muahhhaaaa!!!

Had another conversation with Iwan today...

Iwan:
Nonnie says you are creative..

Me:
Of cos...she is not the first to say so!
LoLz...

Iwan:
She says whoever who came up with the term Uncle HB is creative...

Me:
that goes without saying!
LoLz...
And you are Horny Bastard mah...
Not much creativity...
LoLz!

Nonnie, you are absolutely correct!
Yeah!

Last conversation of the day -

Some Uncle:
Wah... you look really cute!
Those dimples VERY cute!

Hmm... dont need emphasize 'cute' mah...
LoLz...

If only this uncle is some CUTE gal commenting...

Haiz...

Birthday cum Farewell Gift Wishlist
1. Adidas Jacket (Bing Li gotten me this)

2. Adidas Shoes (Uncle has gotten me this)

3. Adidas Bag (Nana and gang gonna get me gift vouchers for this!)

4. Lappie Cover Bag (Zong Rong gonna get me this)

5. A Senheiser earpiece (The Bing sisters are getting me this)

6. Necklace - frm the shop located at The Cathay (Still available...LoLz)

7. A 围巾 (is it call scarf???) frm Topman (Kaihan getting this for me! :) )

8. A ear piece for my Sony Ericsson k750i (Michale has 'booked' this slot! LoLz)

9. Sony T10 (Iwan insist on getting me this which I dun wan cos it is damn ex!!!)

Today is my first day of work...

As usual, first day of work is always described by One Word - Boring...

The colleagues I met so far are rather friendly...
Hope things will stay this way...

Not really looking forward to working...
But I wish Nov 5 will come soon since it's PAY DAY!

Anyway, be it coincidental or what,
it seems that whenever I start working,
there will be holidays to welcome me!!!

LoLz...

The 2nd day of work for my previous job was Good Friday.
This time, Friday is a half day.
Monday is a replacement holiday for Deepavali on Sat...
And Tuesday is Hari Raya!!!

So I will only start working on Wed!!!
LoLz...

My bdae is coming in about a months' time and I have started receiving bdae gift!

I've even received a farewell gift!
which promted KH to say -

KH:
Wah... your frens cant wait for you to leave ah?

Haha...
No lah...


My first Birthday Gift!!!

I love this pair of shoes...
Went thru quite a lot of difficulties to get this pair as it was sold out at Topman!!!

Birthday cum Farewell Gift Wishlist
1. Adidas Jacket (Bing Li gotten me this)

2. Adidas Shoes (Uncle has gotten me this)

3. Adidas Bag (Nana and gang gonna get me gift vouchers for this!)

4. Lappie Cover Bag (Zong Rong gonna get me this)

5. A Senheiser earpiece (The Bing sisters are getting me this)

6. Necklace - frm the shop located at The Cathay (Still available...LoLz)

7. A 围巾 (is it call scarf???) frm Topman

8. A ear piece for my Sony Ericsson k750i

9. Sony T10 (Iwan insist on getting me this which I dun wan cos it is damn ex!!!)

Ermm...
tat's abt it lah...
I cant think of anything else I want but if u really wanna get me smth, I will gladly oblige to think of smth one...

Muaahhhaaahhaaa...

What to do???
Travelling with these two best frens can be so embarassing...

Sigh...
(-.-")

We can ve someone who doesnt know her toilet manners:


Aiyoh!!! XuXu onto pants ah?!

If a mother of a child who see someone like this, she would probably tell her kid:

Mother:
Aiyoh... Ah boy ah, see this JieJie

Kid:
Ya... Why her pants wet wet one har???

Mother:
Cos JieJie doesn't know how to Xuxu properly mah...
Don't ;earn from her hor...
Next time want go toilet must say har!

Kid:
o.O

Haiz...
What can I say leh??


Wet her pants?! LoLz...

Actually bing li din wet her pants lah...
juz tat she was dumb enuf to lean her !@#$% weight onto her bottle...
and the bottle started leaking lor...

Don't blame her...
Clumsy is her middle name...

Other than a clumsy one, we ve a flasher with us too...
There was one day we were at paragon...

As an act out of LOVE, we patted on Uncle's back...
Suddenly, Uncle started flashing!!!
He went to reveal his back!!!
Hmm... I was fast enuf to capture tat moment...


OMG!!! Wat u doing!!! R21!!! Still yaya ur blue boxer!!!

Kid:
YIKES!!!

Mother:
(Covering e kid's eyes)
OMG! Flasher!!!
Son, Don't ever mix with flasher like him hor!!!

Muahhhaaaahhaaa!!!

Other than flashing, uncle loves to reveal some of his 'sexy' areas...


Wat do you think this is leh??? Tsk Tsk Tsk...

All mentioned above are only for entertainment purpose lah...
LoLz...


The act cute and the cute... Heehee... ('',)

The Best Friends...


Haiz... Poorly taken pic... I look fat here... lolz

GQ pointed out that travelling with me is always so happening...

I supposed I'll have to disappoint him this time...
Just received an email to confirm ym booking for hotel...


Too bad... Only staying at ONE hotel...

Really looking forward to the trip!!!
LoLz

After the saga over the air tickets,
a series of unfortunate events continued...
(-.-+)

We are leaving on the 10th Dec and coming back on the 17th...
But I made a mistake in booking the hotel.
I booked from 11th till 18th!
WTH...

I tried to amend and sent my request over...
but they told me that there are no more rooms...
WTH...

Now trying to cancel the last day room...
and try if I can book e same hotel thru another site...
otherwise, we will juz ve to book another hotel...

this promted my 'nice' fren GQ to comment...


Happening indeed... Thanks... _I_

I have finally found the song 勇气 by 迷路兵

Live Verson:

Very touching...

I find the song touching as it gives me a feeling tat it is as if e trio are expressing their journey of Superband...

But I din like e way e guitarist sang...
very harsh...

e recorded version sounds nicer lah...

Think u guys shld ve watched this b4 liaoz...
but for ppl who have not,
this video is kinda funny...


Talking Cock - Parliament Style

I was talking to Jesper juz now...
Started talking abt Asians being more conservative and he told me Jap organise mass orgies as well lor...

and i read frmnewspaper tat singapore also ve
and i told him tis is very dangerous cos may kena Aids...

went on to talk abt Aids...

Me:
i went to thai e other time n kena diarrhea and e doc gave me an injection
i dun think he uses disposable ones lor
i very scared later i kena aids lor

Me:
i still virgin leh
i dun wan die of aids yet leh
then i will die without even trying

Jesper:
haa...
dun wait try le then kenna addicted

Me:
i know u are speaking with experience

Jesper:
yeayea
my 22 years of experience
when i was still a sperm i tot abt sex le

LoLz...
juz crapping lor...
as if i believe him...
(-.-")

i responded again...

Me:
how u know u were e sperm and noe e egg???

btw, i ve this very funny cartoon abt condom advertisement
but cant post on youtube...
kena rejected so i cant show to u guys...

too bad...
msn me if u wan to see...

Going to a foreign land alone can be pretty scary...

Luckily, made some new frens like Pat and Rich Kid...

Was talking to Pat juz now:
Me:
So you were e one who read my blog har?
(cos i saw someone frm Monash came to my blog frm my tracker)

Pat:
Ya...
Din know you are so full of crap...
full of shit...

Me:
Wah...
full of shit sia?!
Sigh...

Pat:
I mean Good Shit...

I din know shit can be good but think tat is a compliment...
LoLz...


This is how Kaihan (Rich Kid) described me:

Anyway. I've met two wonderful people over the past couple of days. First out of the box is Wei De!!! Haha. Can u believe I spent 4 hours tokking to the bugger? Haha. I think he's damn funny to tok to. We hit it off pretty well and actually, I think, we spent more than the half tokking tokking nothing but crap. The remainder of the time was used to get to know each other. But u noe wad I say. A man is measured by his ability to crap. And Wei De. you've got it in u larh. Atta boy. Yup. He's gonna be my course mate at Monash next year and hopefully we'll be boarding together over at Mannix or Roberts.
(I din know I can be measured by my crappiness...take tat as compliment...lolz)

Haha. And Wei De was introduced to me by Patricia! Patricia Patricia Patricia. Ok Pat. I haven't actually had the chance to speak to Pat properly but I gather she's a really nice girl. Haha.

Yeah I'm so happy. Haha. Was talking to Wei De and I realised I'll be quite sad cos I'll be spending my 21st birthday and Chinese New Year alone in Australia.

Ya...sort of reminds me that I may be spending my CNY alone as well...
Sigh...

I'm pretty happy to know them b4 heading of to Aus...
at least I got to know crappers...
which would be damn impt to last me thru med sch...
lolz...

There was this saying that in this world, you can be linked to anyone in the world in 7 person...

For example, I can be linked to osama by:
Me -> A -> B -> LKY -> Bush -> Osama

kidding lah...
i dun know whether bush knows osama personally or not lah...
lolz...

anyway, e main idea is there...

I am going over to Monash next year...
Jeff introed this new fren Pat to me,
and today, I received a new request to add a new contact to my MSN...

Kaihan was introed to me by Pat...
and he was introed to Pat by another fren...

turns out we became linked together out of a sudden...
and I wont be so lonely in aus after all...
thou I am e oldest among Pat and Kaihan...

With blogs, e world shrunk even more...
another fren told me I am linked to his fren, X, in 4 blogs...
tokcock-singsong -> A -> B -> X
and I dun even know X lor...

LoLz

Thanks to my two 'good' frens...
I made a loss of $159!!!

I went to book air tickets 2 days ago to taiwan...
initially, I told them I want to wait cos I think there might be promotions coming up...

They said:
Har? I don't think so lah... it's holiday season mah...

And the air ticket prices were rising...
and I tot if no more promotion then they wld ve to bear extra costs cos of me...
so I went to book the air tickets...

This morning, to my horror,
I saw this:


FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

I called the two 'good' frens and were there niao-ing them...

Juz now, uncle called me and started reading out the Terms and Conditions...
cos he was pissed off I called in the morning to niao him...
and he told me I shld go online to check...
if dun ve the promotion to our flights
(cos he insist only selected flights, but pls lah...such T&C are common but the promotion normally applies to all flights one lah)
then I will ve to forfeit my 5 ice creams which he owe me due to some bets...

So I went online and get my proof!!!


See! Uncle!!! See!!!

Verdict:
I am innocent... Nxt time, trust my own instinct...
Uncle, you owe me 10 ice creams NOW!
Cos instead of forfeiting those 5 ice creams,
e ice creams u owe me shall be doubled!

I am so pissed with Jetstar now!
Why cant they ve e promotion earlier?!
Argghhh!!!

With reference to Uncle's entry some time ago on porno...

Hmm...
Ever since Army, I start to realise that porno is simply too common among many ppl, esp guys...
in fact, even gals watch them too...
surprising...

Porno is a BIG word especially in Secondary Schools...

Stuff like:
HUH?! You watch porno?!

PORN?! Tat's illegal!!!

Eventually, when u get to uni,
u start to think it's being childish...
cos as we know, porno is super popular, among guys, gals, straight, gays/lesbians, uncles and ah peks...

It's so common...
juz tat ppl dun admit it...

it is no secret at porno sites are the most popular sites, even in S'pore...
S'pore is over protected...

when I was in China/HK, porn are so SUPER common...
they sell RA DVDs in stores lor...
i suppose it's legal to do so bah since they do it so openly...
and I du8n think their RA shows follow rules like Singapore where certain scenes are ban such as scenes which film sexual organs...

pls lah...
u can censor these scenes but admit it, if one really wants to see, he can jolly well go google it mah...

but, imo, porno is simply some ppl doing e same thing over n over again...
not much variation bah...
u can surf once or twice...
cos as humans, u are curious abt sex...
esp during growing phase

dun act saint lah...

but addiction is another issue...
there's a line (not fine line but VERY thick line) bet satisfying curiosity and satisfying ***ehheemmm*** and becoming an addiction...

Uncle belongs to e former or later???
Hmm...I believe it's e latter thou...
No wonder e file u send me made me kena virus...
sigh....

Tsk Tsk Tsk...

Finally, I ve uploaded the pictures...
LoLz...

Went to Tango at Holland V for our dinner last thursday...
Not worth it
(-.-+)


My baked clayfish...so damn fishy... Yikes...


Both Uncle and pig ordered potato wedges and they din eat much of e wedges! waste $$$!


Bing Li ordered haf spring chicken and cldnt finish it as well... Haiz...


Uncle ordered the boing fish and chips...

Conclusion was:
We regretted going Tango... Shld ve gone to Coffee Club...
Price ard e same range and coffee club got air con!
Tango was so warm!

I made a card as mentioned earlier...
Took me such a long time to finish everything...
esp e photo which i spent quite many hours compiling...


The works of a Creative Master!


The msg was done by burning e edges with incense... very mafan!

Uncle is so fussy...
he said he wanted a chocolate mint cake
and we went all e way to Holland V to help him find lor....
Such nice frens we are...
LoLz


White Chocolate Mint Cake!

Hmm... u guys wondering wat is HB?!
Hmm...

You can try to decipher it out lor...
Hint can be found in this entry...

This name has always been his nick!
LoLz...


Uncle so xiao hai... insisted 23 candles!!!

Cos uncle insisted 23 candles, we had to get extra candles frm e shop...
e auntie and uncle were quite pissed off lor...
lolz


So many candles! = VERY OLD liaoz... muaahhhaaaa


Older liaoz... muz be more mature hor...

You are 2year+ older than me!
so dun act young and say it's only 2 years!


The youngS and the old! ('',)

We went to stay over at Pan Pacific Hotel on e nxt day!
5 star hotel!
WooHoo!!!


Checking into the 5* Hotel!!! Yeah!!!


Checking in is e job of uncles... LoLz


Wah... So glam sia...

Too bad the day was spoilt by the haze!!!
I cant see e sceneries clearly!!!
Everything was so hazy and blurry!!!
WTH!!!

Thanks to the indos!!!
Argghhh!!!
_I_


Haze!!! Haze!!! Haze!!! WTH!


The view of 32nd floor! WooHoo!!!

Cos tat day was mid autumn nite, we went to esplanade to play with lanterns...
LoLz...

Too bad the moon was obscured by e haze...
Sigh...


My lantern... LoLz


Iwan acting cute... Sigh... Din I ask u be more mature after turning 23?! LoL

Iwan is so uncle when in hotel!
Look at his single and e way he sits!
Typical Uncle!

So who can u blame tat he is called uncle?!
LoLz


Uncle... Uncle... Uncle... Uncle... Uncle...

Bing Li and I 'attacked' Iwan tat nite...
Since Iwan is so proud of his leg hairs, we decided to shave it off!
LoLz!

So we attacked him and shave off his leg hairs!
Can u see e bald patch?!
LoLz!!!


We decided to shave off completely nxt time! Yeah!

After Checking out, we went to VivoCity...
Boring... Cos not many shops are opened...
but it is really damn big...


The biggest cinema in Singapore! But I prefer Cathay...

Wow...e celebration of Uncle's bdae span across 3 days!

More sak than National Day sia!
too bad no public holiday...
lolz...

I made a card for uncle...
incorporating this picture...
which is made up of many pics we took together...

Hmm...it seems tat my frens are having difficulties passing their driving tests...

in fact, i had always tot tat most of my frens had no prob cos i know of a few who pass on thier first attempt...

apparently, e number who are failing seems to be catching up...

last year it was nana, this year was Iwan and Zr...

lolz...

in my opinion, u need lots of practise in order to pass without difficulties...
but tat aside, u muz be ve luck and be calm also lah...

i remembered i was super kiasu when i took driving test...

prior to tat, i believed practise makes perfect...
so i took quite a few practice sessions...
and cos i always booked my training sessoins long long time ago, i always manage to get e same instructor...

getting e same instructor is good cos he will know ur standards and can gauge ur performace...

My Advice:
Practise Makes Perfect!

Don't be lazy like UNCLE!!!
And you'll pass...

LoLz

Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.

He asks,
"And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"

Mr. Lim replies,
"I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.

The doctor tells her,
"Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells,
"Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"

Uncle celebrated his 23rd bdae yesterday.

We went to Holland V and had our dinner at Tango
(e food wasnt fantastic n e ang mohs there werent behaving themselves either...Tsk Tsk Tsk)

Opps...complaining again...

Will be updating with pictures soon...
cos e spoilt brat hasnt sent me e pics...
lolz...

we will be going to Pan Pacific Hotel for a nite today...
YEAH!!!
5 stars hotel!

Characteristic of a spoilt brat: Rich Rich Rich!
LoLz...

It's so funny how ppl can come together and become good frens in such a short time...
I shall blog on their ugly traits which kena captured by my camera soon too...
lolz...

Happy Mid Autumn Festival to ALL!!!

Press Stop Button (e one beside Refresh, in order to stop Stef's Song) b4 watching this...

My new found best fren
(one of the 2 best fren cos Bing Li said one can only ve 1 best fren) ,
is celebrating his 23rd Birthday!

Uncle Iwan/Si**o/Hor*y Bas***d,
Another year has passed. Age comes with great wisdom (thou I dont see u much wiser than me by 2 years+ LoLz), it's time to learn to save money and stop ur extravagance habits! Heehee...

Wish you Many Many More Happy years to come!!!

Anyway, Happy Birthday!!!

Sigh...

Munky just commented my blog is not nice to read...

Haiz...

Birth Hours
Cher: 2300 - 0100
Choh: 0100 - 0300
Yiu: 0300 - 0500
Mao: 0500 - 0700
Shen: 0700 - 0900
Tze: 0900 - 1100
Wu: 1100 - 1300
Wei: 1300 - 1500
Sen: 1500 - 1700
Yu: 1700 - 1900
Shih: 1900 - 2100
Hai: 2100 - 2300

Born in the Spring (March, April, May)

Cher
Born on the Emperor's Head
You will hold a high position in life. You have power and great intellectual capability. You are also blessed with wisdom. This person has authority, power and responsibility. Such a person must be well brought up and properly educated.

Tze & Wei
Born on the Emperor's Hands
Your attainments will be average and it is more beneficial if you work at starting your projects as the second-in-command and not as the leader. You can rise up high being the right-hand-man of someone powerful and wealthy.

Yu & Mao
Born on the Emperor's Shoulders
You will never be short of clothes on your back, which means you will always be able to make a good living. There will be no shortage of the basic necessities of life, including owning a home and property.

Wu
Born on the Emperor's Stomach
Your serious good fortune begins only in middle age when you will enjoy great good fortune in terms of the luxuries of life. There is plenty of food, clothing and all the material pleasures in this life.

Choh & Hai
Born on the Emperor's Girth
You will go through many changes in your life and as you get higher up the social ladder, you will transform a great deal. This transformation may be for good or bad and it is advisable that if you are in this situation, you should strive to change for the better and become more humble as you become more important in your work and life.

Shen & Shih
Born on the Emperor's Knee
You will have to travel a great deal in your life, so you can view this as good or bad depending on whether you enjoy travelling or not. Professionally, your life will be full of journeys. And like the wanderer, life is unsettled and transient.

Sen & Yiu
Born on the Emperor's Feet
This indicates that there will be two marriages in your life. This is especially true for women born into this position. For men, being born on the Emperor's feet suggests a restless nature that is not easy to please.

Born in the Summer (June, July, August)

Wu
Born on the Emperor's Head
This is an auspicious indication, since anyone born on the Emperor's head in the Summer will never have any worries. There are no obstacles and difficulties in this person's entire life. This also suggests a person who will have an excellent intellect, and who is good at strategic thinking and planning.

Tze & Choh
Born on the Emperor's Hands
This birth situation suggests that you will have more than sufficient money and business luck. Your good fortune improves with the years and you will attain great success during the later stages of your life.

Mao & Yu
Born on the Emperor's Shoulders
You are so lucky if you have this birth situation, since it brings you a lifetime of wealth and prosperity, lacking for nothing. You will amass a fortune during your lifetime, and in your old age, you will own plenty of properties. If you live an honourable life, you will be blessed with plenty of grandchildren and live to an old age.

Cher
Born on the Emperor's Stomach
This birth situation indicates there is plenty to eat and more than sufficient clothes to wear and to enjoy. There is good fortune luck from your late forties onwards. You will not have to worry about your old age for you will be well looked after.

Wei & Hai
Born on the Emperor's Girth
This birth situation suggests that you will have loving parents and be surrounded by noblemen and important people. What you make of your good fortune at birth will depend on your own efforts.

Shen & Shih
Born on the Emperor's Knees
It will be hard for you to be given the recognition for the work you do. There will be obstacles that can stand in your way and unless you can overcome this lack of recognition luck, by middle age, you will be exhausted.

Yiu & Sen
Born on the Emperor's Feet
This birth situation brings an easy life where everything comes easily, especially to those born male. Also, if you are of the male gender, it is likely you will have more than one wife. Women will find you irresistible. You will be blessed if you have a good attitude and a pure motivation.

Born in the Autumn (September, October, November)

Hai
Born on the Emperor's Head
This birth situation is especially beneficial for girls, as it indicates you will have a very comfortable and stable life with plenty of good fortune and prosperity luck. But both genders will benefit from the wonderful good fortune of being born on the emperor's head in autumn.

Tze & Choh
Born on the Emperor's Hands
This is an extremely auspicious situation of birth, as there is the promise of wealth coming from the four directions. Each time you travel, you will meet with a person of high standing who will help and assist you. You will benefit by going overseas to study or to work.

Cher & Wu
Born on the Emperor's Shoulders
This birth situation suggests that there is prosperity luck and you will become rich in your middle age. You will also have the help of your siblings, especially your brothers. You are blessed with many genuine friends.

Sen
Born on the Emperor's Stomach
This birth situation indicates that you will keep company with many clever people. They are people who excel in their career and their study and their presence in your life will inspire you to be ambitious. Happiness brings good fortune, so you must develop a happy disposition and be smiling at all times.

Mao & Wei
Born on the Emperor's Girth
You will enjoy an abundance of food and clothing during your middle age. Your sons and grandsons will bring you much happiness and contentment, so you have quite outstanding descendants luck. Those with this birth situation will benefit if they get married at a young age and start a family in their twenties.

Yiu & Yu
Born on the Emperor's Knee
You will need to work very hard during your early years and there may be some setbacks, but you are blessed with good fortune in later life. Those who have this birth situation should rejoice and never feel discouraged, as their success when they are older will more than make up for setbacks they may experience in their early years.

Shih & Shen
Born on the Emperor's Feet
Your whole life will be safe and peaceful and there is nothing to fear in terms of being hurt by others. If you are ambitious and have the determination to succeed, you can reach great heights professionally. Even if you do not reach the top, you will nevertheless be content with what you have. Therein lies the secret of your happiness.

Born in the Winter (December, January, February)

Tze
Born on the Emperor's Head
If you are born on the Emperor's head in winter, you will make a brilliant marriage. Your spouse will be a well respected person who comes from a highly regarded family background. You will have luxury in your life with enough food and clothes.

Hai & Wu
Born on the Emperor's Hands
You will have good family surroundings and there will always be occasions for rejoicing. You will be especially successful in your old age, when you have passed your 60th birthday.

Yu & Mao
Born on the Emperor's Shoulders
You are blessed with exceptional descendants luck, so there are many sons and grandsons in your life. You will have some problems and setbacks during your growing-up and early career years, but you will enjoy good luck in later life. A great deal of your luck will be brought to you by your spouse and then by your sons and grandsons.

Cher
Born on the Emperor's Stomach
You are one person who is sure to enjoy singing, socializing and glamorous parties. And you have the luck to enjoy this lifestyle, as there is both prosperity and longevity in your life. It is however important for you to undertake some charitable work or donate to charity during your middle-aged years. This will bring you even more good fortune.

Yiu & Sen
Born on the Emperor's Girth
You will be blessed with exceptional good fortune in your old age when there is gold, asset accumulation and a thriving business in your family. You have the luck to grow old with someone you care for and love.

Choh & Wei
Born on the Emperor's Knees
You will have enough to eat and survive on, but little left over, and during your middle-aged years, there will be some truly trying times. It is incredibly vital for you to do charity and devote some time to caring for others. This will dissolve much of the negative chi that surrounds you.

Shen & Shih
Born on the Emperor's Feet
You should live away from your parents and grandparents, as it benefits you to have your own dwelling place. If you have your own home, you will enjoy good fortune. The further away you are from your ancestral home, the better it will be for you.

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Ah Lian called big brother Ah Beng over the telephone.

Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, lah."

Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"

Lian: "The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com."

Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to tor-long lu, lah."

Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.

Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says,

"Si ghee na, si bay gong, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."

Hmm...I was talking to Iwan just now...

MSN Conversation:

Iwan: i like ur latest entry sia

Me: thanks!

Iwan: ya lor
so motivative

Me: i haven found my peak yet

Me: used to be very creative in blogging
then suddenly lost interest
lolz

It's been quite some itme since someone praised my entry...
There was a period when my blog seems to be full of life...
sometimes, up to 3 entries per day...
and ppl were there saying it's nice to read my blog etc...

but out of a sudden, I simply lost interest and ideas...
and it's a vicious cycle...

LoLz...

Still trying to find that interest back...

Quite a few ppl asked me why I wanna be a doctor...

I dont feel like giving those glam ans or very noble ans like:

Cos I am passionate towards Medicine,
Cos I wanna save/help others etc...

Thou these ans play a part.
If you arent passionate abt Medicine, dont do med cos you'll suffer...

I shall emphasize on the 2nd ans.
Not trying to act noble or wat lah...

I first started having this idea when I was in Sec 3.

I was watching 妙手仁心 one day and I saw e storyline...
e doc was very noble and I was touched by him/her (cant rem)
and TaDa!!! I wanna be a doctor...


Nice Show!!!

I know it sounds juvenile...
like children look at their teacher and wanna be a teacher
(dont tell me u nv had e tot of being a teacher k...bullshit)

Anyway, I dont know why but since then, tat tot nv waver...
In fact, I decided to take bio in sec cos my frens were taking
but I ended up e one who continued to take bio even in JC...
Glad that I chose bio...

But e tot of pursueing this career did reach e lowest point
and I started questioning maybe this career wasnt meant for me...
in fact, I started learning e harsh reality...

In life (maybe in Singapore), it's not what you are really passionate abt...
but rather, u muz b lucky or fortunate enuf to b given e chance or opportunity to do smth...

I've decided my goal in life...
Have you?

I was arguing with a fren who is a greater spoilt brat...

This sicko (e name he asked me to call him) is working...
He went to ve some cosmetic work done...
and his mum gave him 200bucks!!!

he insist it's not cosmetic job but I insist it is...
cos it's not life threatening...
it's some job to remove e scars on his face...
so it's cosmetic job isnt it??!!

Anyway, I ve severe stiff neck!
and this problem is giving me headache and disturbing my sleep!
so my mum gave me 50bucks to go get massage done by this masseur
recommended by her fren...

Sicko say I spoilt brat which i refuted...

Me: NOT Working
Sicko: Working

Me: NO monthly allowance thou I am NOT working
Sicko: Monthly Allowance thou he IS working

Me: Condition affecting my health
Sicko: Condition affecting his face and NOTHING else... (cos it's cosmetic! LoLz)

So, who is e spoilt brat here har???

This coming friday is Mid-Autumn Festival!!!

Used to love this day so much!
Cos kids got to play lanterns and candles!
Lots of fond memories!!!

GQ sent me a mid-autumn festival greetings:

Thanks!!!

As usual, uncle, bing li and I went to watch movie over the weekend...

Seems that this is the 3rd or 4th movie we've watched this month.
Apparently, we will end up watching movie everytime we meet...
and it seems that watching movie is another fav past time for Singaporeans...

Probably cos Singapore is boring with not much of alternatives...
no wonder cinema operators can afford to increase e price of e tickets

Anyway, I like to watch movies as well...
Entertaining....
Other than e damage it cause to my wallet...

This time, we watched Stay Alive


I tot it's pretty cool...
except for some similarities with Pulse...

Both revoles ard encounters with supernatural due to technology...
there are some funny parts thou...
like how tat Malcolm guy (Frankie Muniz)
was in e game while Jon Foster was in e house
(cos e game was suppsed to base on a true story and Jon was in the 'actual' house)
and e moment Malcolm threw a bar CROWBAR on e floor, it appeared at e house...

A little difficult to understand lah...

Anyway, if you are looking for a film to entertain urself, this movie is alright...
but dun expect much content...
Anyway, I prefer this movie to John Tucker must Die

I still ve plenty of movies I wanna watch...
Will update u guys if I watched more movies...

Also, UOB Credit or Debit Card Holders, you can get 12% discount if u use e card to purchase tickets at The Cathay!!!

站在十字路的交点
该怎么走
我却只剩回头
除了你给的伞我再也没有
别的借口
去拥有你的什么
你能体谅我有雨天
偶尔胆怯你都了解
过去那些大雨落下的瞬间
我突然发现
谁能体谅我的雨天
所以情愿回你身边
此刻脚步会慢一些
如此坚决
你却越来越远
牵手和分手来自同一双手
做回朋友
我却为何不懂挽留
你能体谅我有雨天
偶尔胆怯你都了解
过去那些大雨落下的瞬间
我突然发现
谁能体谅我的雨天
所以情愿回你身边
此刻脚步会慢一些
如此坚决
你却越来越远
是否太晚路已走远
我的眼眶泪太满
走不回你身边
你能体谅我有雨天
偶尔胆怯你都了解
过去那些大雨落下的瞬间
我突然发现
谁能体谅我的雨天
此刻脚步会慢一些
如此坚决
你却越来越远