I know I shld ve blogged on this earlier but too bad, din have much time and cos not many readers leaving comments so kinda low morale :( :( :( sigh....


I shall still do it for e sake of memories cos I found it really nice to read some of my past entries... sweet memories... :)


I planned the Christmas Outing which isnt really tat tough to plan lah... There isnt really that MUCH of things you can do in Singapore isnt it? LoLz...


So, plan is simple: KTV, Pool, Movie and Dinner... :)


We were there early so our beloved Iwan IS SO SINCERE, specially took the time to write my Christmas card! :)


And, he wrote it in this ultrally uncle-ly manner! OMG!


Putting leg up on the chair! In public place somemore! So uncle!!! (-.-+)


Anyway, he tried to draw my favourite cartoon character, which isn't too difficult to guess if you had been an 'avid' reader of my blog or one of my closer fren...

Try guessing by showing you this picture cos I seriously doubt it helps lah... :)


Drew by Iwan, similarity : 2/10!


Can you guess it? It's Doraemon actually!



I dun know in what way does the picture resembles doraemon actually, except for the few whiskers and the round face... LoLz... But, as Iwan loves to say: It's the Thought That Counts! :)


We went to Kbox and sang so many songs... Piggy was so grumpy! Look as her hideous picture here! Muaahhaa!!!


Piggy, what's wrong with your face?!

Iwan is still as narcissistic with himself! Cos he wanted to upload heaps of pictures of HIMSELF, and not us, to his facebook, he kept wanting us to take HEAPS of photos of him! Sigh...


Must you emphasize on ur thick glossy lips?! Haiz...

I caught some of Iwan's candid moments on my camera! Muaahhaaa!!! Iwan is so engrossed with his singing!!!


Wah, heavenly god singer sia!

He was so comfy lor! Even lied on the couch sia! Haiz...


Big butt! :o

Anyway, I made fun of them that they dress like Christmas tree cos one was in red and the other in green! Haha... of cos, no maluating pictures of me lah! Muaahhaaa! :)


Christmas Tree!!! :)

Btw, Iwan doesn't know how to play pool!!! He doesnt know the rules as well! In the end, ultra yaya- kept saying he works at the clubhouse... chey... I am e most expert there even though I am e most unskilled among my frens lah...


But what pissed me most was that, Piggy is AN ULTRA SORELOSER! I tried to teach Iwan the rules, and then piggy, as usual, thinking she is so ultra smart, must say

aiyah... u dun so competitive lah! It's only a game!


Hello!!! You must learn the rules then you learn the games! This is not masak masak lor! Anyway, she played with another gal on another table and piggy was trashed! LoL... HMPH! Pok Pok Keh...


Anyway, piggy suggested we all take turns and see who can shoot in the most balls and dun need play colour of strips lah... Obviously, piggy isnt tat smart and doesnt know this game involves skill of how you position ur balls and ur opponent's balls... Haiz... vomit blood... argghhh... !$#^%$#&^%$E*&^%$*


We then went on to watch National Treasure which I had alrd recommended lah...

Lastly, we went on to eat korean food at Takashimaya - Crystal Jade's Korean Food lor.... It's kinda ex and I must say, not that fantastic lah... But well, at least we've tried the food there lor...


Christmas tree wishes all Merry Christmas! :)

Cruise Trip Day 1

Druise Trip Day 2

Cruise Trip Day 3

Cruise Trip Day 4

Watched this movie quite some time ago... It was a happy ending which I like... dun like sad endings... It's kinda exciting in certain parts. And it's quite awesome how Nicholas Cage solves the puzzles! LoLz... Some parts were quite humourous too! :)





Benjamin Gates has spent a lifetime hunting treasures that have been lost to history. But when a secret from the past is uncovered, history will be re-written and his family name tarnished. On a quest to restore his family's honour, he must chase the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. His search leads him to uncover a mystery that can only be unraveled by the Presidents' Book of Secrets: a collection of documents containing the most vital national secrets. Ben must attempt the impossible, including kidnapping the President of the United States and breaking into Buckingham Palace, tracing the paths of forefathers in a race against time. Every clue leads one step closer to unlocking a mystery the world isn't ready to believe.

I've just watched I Am Legend yesterday. A great Show!!! Well, I din really like the ending cos I felt it was too abrupt. It did wrap up the whole thing properly but I felt it did injustice to the whole show cos the ending was like "They lived happily ever after..." kind of thing, using one statement to wrap up everything - over simplified...


Piggy cried during the show cos the dog died... Very exciting story, and very ugly virus infected ppl and animals... Yikes... Piggy said:

After watching the movie, Iwan seems so good looking!

Haha... to be compared to those zombies like stuff is such an insult! muaahhaaa!!!

For those who aren't watching the movie, this is the plot from Yahoo!

Robert Neville is the last living man on Earth but he is not alone - for every other man, woman, and child has become a vampire, and they are all hungry for Neville's blood. By day, he is the hunter, stalking the sleeping undead through the abandoned ruins of civilisation. By night, he barricades himself in his home and prays for the dawn. How long can one man survive in a world full of vampires?

Doomsday? I will most likely still be alive by tat day wor!!! Sigh...

Merry Christmas to everyone!!!

Hope everyone will ve a nice and happy xmas! :)

I've already received my first and only xmas gift from Iwan - my Doraemon soft toy... muaahhaaaa!!! :)

Wah... after posting my cruise trip, e number of msg still not a lot lor... sigh... :(

Anyway, after 3 days of endless eating and eating and playing, the trip was coming to an end soon... By now, all of us has gained so much weight and piggy has gained a bun on her head cos she knocked her head 3-4 times during the trip on the coaches!!! How can one be so so so SMART?! Hitting the head at e same spot for so many times?! (-.-+)


Smart Vs Toopid!!! :)

Has anyone realised smth here?! Iwan is wearing the SAME SAME SAME shirt he wore on the very first day!!! OMG!!! SEE!!! Haiz... Now, there's no doubt where the sour sour smell in our cabin came from liaoz... Sigh...


SMELL MY BO FROM MY ARMPITS!!! (-.-")

Piggy and I decied that Iwan loves to dress as uncle though he behaves like aunties... He is always wearing bermudas and slippers lor! See!!! So uncle rite?! Haiz... Apparently, someone commented why his (thick) lips are so shinny, and asked if he used lip gloss lor!!! Haiz... No lah, he doesnt use lip gloss, just LIP BALM lah... and constantly one wor!!! :)

Piggy and I uses too but we use occasionally and I only use when I was in Oz or some dry countries, not so much in SG though...


The Uncle and Auntie!

We played a lot of games on board, like Uno, Jenga, Scrabble, Game of Life (my fav!) etc... Iwan loses most of them lor! :) Piggy is always the luckiest in Game of life with the highest pay! Pissed.... I'm always e sway one who draws e lowest pay... but it's kinda exciting when someone IRRITATING like iwan always trying to swop salary cards with u lor!!! haha... Iwan very yaya, says he is very very very good in Uno... He did win a few games lah... but not most of it... hahaha!!!!!!

Jenga was very exciting I'm e ultimate winner! Cos piggy and Iwan lost 1 game each... :)


Lying comfortable on the couch

Btw, just to reveal smth, both are them are very very unethical when it comes to playing games... Sigh... so soreloser one... They claim I am soreloser and competitive but the thing is, BOTH OF THEM NEVER PLAYS ACCORDING TO THE RULES ONE!!!

So pissed... Argghhh... I want to play according to the rules or else not fair to everyone wat... Then, our beloved soreloser piggy would say:

Haiz, never mind lah... It's only a game!

Then why do we have rules in the first place har?! Just anyhow hantam play lor!!! Argghhh... @!$#@!^%$#^%$#&^%$*

My feeling is piggy very scared to lose too! Wonder who is acting saint lor!!! Tsk Tsk Tsk... but Iwan worse lor!!! He cheated in one of the Game of Life rounds so that he can swop for the highest salary card!!! I caught him red handed!!! Pissed!!! Hmph! Then piggy say I competitive!!! HMPH!!! Must kick them back to some ethical class! HMPH!!!

But, still, I like e playing games part a lot!!! :) Cos some parts so exciting!!! Haha....


Iwan acting cute!!! Hahaha!!!

Time really flies on cruise cos you never realise it but a few days juz goes by quickly... sigh... but it's still a nice trip though all of us agreed that we still like the taiwan trip e most... :)


Smelly Iwan! :)



PIggy and I played the gigantic checkers, which Iwan WRONGLY NAMED as othello!!! Sigh...

I'm e expert there cos I thrashed piggy!!! Iwan doesnt know how to play so he din join in... I'm e ultimate winner then! :)


Iwan act act only... he doesnt know how to play! LoLz...


Ends of with e nice picture of the bestest friends! :)

Now, some disgusting truths again!!!

On the very last day, everyone had some shitting marathon! I did my business first and everything went smoothly and normally...

Guess what, Iwan had some troubles again! Cos he shitted an ultra long and hugh diameter shit again! One really wonders how big his asshole is! And once again, the shit cldnt flush down and great effort was put in to make it flush!!! OMG!!! And Iwas was so disgusting!!! He tricked me to go and see his long and disgusting shit!!! ARGGHHH!!!!

Piggy had to shit twice... Sigh... Cos the tunnel was stuck for e past 3 days and once it clears, all rubbish had to come out! Haiz... I'm the only normal guy lor... haha... :)

If you think that was the end of the hilarious parts, nope!!!

Iwan did more disgusting stuff! He was so playful and used the hairdryer in the toilet to dry his pu*** 'eheemm...' hair lor!!!! And after doing it, I told piggy abt it and Iwan wanted to malign me and say I did it too! HELLO!!!! I am innocent ok! Somba! Argghhh....


Poor hairdryer... Kena abused and sexually harrased by Iwan... :o

Iwan has so many stuff to talk abt! Muaahhaaaa!!! He is ultrally messy lor!!! He left heaps of rubbish for the chambermaids to clear lor!!! What better proof than heaps of pictures? A picture speaks a thousands words!


All Iwan's rubbish!


Still Iwan's rubbish!!!

But, this trip is really memorable!!! Hope more of such trips will come in e future!!! :)


Comments pls!!!

A fresh new day awaits us in Phuket! Apparently, I always pronounce it as Poo-kit but the locals call it Poo-cat and Auntie Iwan was so yaya cos he imitated the ang mohs calling it Poo-Cat and he yaya-ed how he pronounced it correctly... Hmm... at least for the other 10,000 words, I din pronounce 9,999 of them wrongly! Muaahhaaa!

We had to alight at 8.30, very early lor! So we had to rush through our breaky so that we can make it in time. Apparently, I got the time wrongly and we tot we did not ve any time left. So we ate like hell, hoping not to be late. Muaahhaaa...


Beatiful Scenery!

Once again, our optional tour was shopping again! Cos piggy wanted more shopping! Sigh... but partly cos other tours were either boring or too too too expensive... Sigh... But I regretted taking their shopping tour which costs us 40bucks each! It was simply kinda waste of time. They kept taking us to see their local products shops which I bet soi that they can earn commission lor! Pissed off! Cos like one will be more than enuf lor! Why bring us to 2 shops and waste our limited time there?! Seriously, I hope no one goes to that tour again, cos its waste of time and $$$!


Their traditional boats?!

One funny incident was how Auntie Iwan, after a few days on the cruise, did not know the difference between a ship and a boat. He asked when we were on shore:

Can see our boat or not har?

Hello!!! A boat is much smaller than a ship lor! Might as well call it a sampan?! (-.-+)



The water is blue-ish green! And it's very clear! You can even see the bottom of the sea at the shallow parts and there were plenty of mini fishes swimming around! Very different from the one in Penang where the water wasnt that clear and there were heaps of rubbish in the water! Sigh... For goodness sake lor! Clean up the water cos it leaves a very bad impression among the tourists like us!!! :(





The beach was pretty empty in the morning time, which is good lah. Dun like it to be too crowded. In the end, almost the whole group was there but we had to wait cos 3 ppl were late and one family was grumbling how we had to wait for 3 ppl... Sigh... We had a theory among piggy, korkor and I. It seems to us that the Indians from India, the whole cruise seems to be filled with heaps and heaps of Indians..., were the main culprits when it comes to punctuality...

From Penang to Phuket, they are always the ones who are late and everyone has to wait for them... Sigh... This gives very bad reputation to them lor! Haiz...


Iwan, what is wrong with your mouth again?!

After commenting how my frens cant coordinate their body parts, Iwan seem to be having troubles with it again... See! Take picture mouth also muz open until like Hippo lor! Haiz!!! Someoen pls teach him how to smile at the camera and pose proper victory sign!!!


I'm tall!!!

XM commented that she din know I am so tall until she saw the photos lor! Haha!!! Iwan, stop trying to accuse me of tip toeing in those photos cos as you can see from this FULL body photo, I am indeed, MUCH MUCH taller! You can either say I am tall or Iwan is short! I'm fine with both though... Cos I am not short lor! Muaahhaaa!!!

Forgot to mention, look at the T-shirt he wore today! Din I ask you guys to remember the shirt he wore on day 2?! See any SIMILARITIES?! Cos they ARE THE SAME SMELLY SHIRT WORN CONSECUTIVELY!!!!!!!

Poor me and piggy!



Once again, Iwan tried to AA again and made plenty of birdie sounds! Sigh... So 'mature' sia... Haha....


Iwan acting cute!!!

When we took this photo, Iwan din want ppl to see how round his facehis will plenty of pimples as sesame seed, he tried to act cute and cover it up! LoLz!


Iwan fancies Sapphire! :)

We kept making fun of Iwan and his new fren, Sapphire! So we asked him to take his photo! :)

We had our lunc at this buffet restaurant and we wanted to finish our meal fast so that we can go shopping! But, once again, those ppl were late and taking their own sweet time, taking photos here and there when the whole bus was waiting for them! PISSED!


Piggy's face seems rounder on day 3! Muaahhaaa! :)

Our bus was kinda easily regonisable and Iwan was acting cute and wanted to kiss the bird! LoLz!


Iwan AA again?!

Our belove country bumpkin piggy wanted to take picture here and there lor! And she took witht he ultra big china ware... Seems like some aunties of the olden times rite?! Who will wanna take a picture with a big plate har?! LoLz...


Piggy country bumpkin! Lalala...


From the tallest to the shortest, left to right! :)


:) :) :)


Short legs! :)


Shopping, here I come!!! :)



We were kinda disappointed witht eh shopping cos nothing much for us to shop. It wasnt as good as we had hoped for... But the adidas stuff there are really mcuh cheaper than SG though... Too bad the designs werent really nice... Korkor is the naughty boy of the day... He asked for my comment on a tshirt and I felt it wasnt very nice and he threw his temper... Sigh... Must spank his butt butt...

But his butt really very ultimate sia!!! Before I elaborate on how ultimate it is, let me tell u smth embarrasing and funny again!!!

We were on those ferry boats to send us from the pier to the cruise. When we were beside the cruise, he was looking out of the window and asked:

Wah, why outside so hazy har?!

Apparently, we were rite beside the cruise so everything was white cos that is the BODY of the cruise mah!!! OMG!!! That is not hazy lor! Piggy and I burst out laughing! Muaahaaa!!!

When we went back to the cruise, Iwan went to shit. Guess what, his SHIT was freaking long, hard and big! The diameter is like 8-10 cm and it couldn't flush down!!! He tried so many times and it din flush down! It was a nightmare! And it look so disgustingly dark! Piggy and I freaked out! Which humans can shit such a long CONTINUOUS LONG AND BIG SHIT?!

Anyway, eventually, after pouring heaps of water into the toilet bowl, it flushed down... Haiz... So disgusting rite?! And on the last day, he shitted a very long shit again! And once again, it took great efforts to flush it down!!!

On this day, I started having a very 'airy' stomach and farted so many times! And each fart smelled so horrible!!! Once, I farted into my blankets and the smell slowly OOOooozzzzzz out! So it took quite some time before Iwan and piggy smelled the horrible smell! Muaahhaaa!!! They rushed out of the room immediately! Haha!!! :)

Piggy did not shit for 3 days until the very last day! But once she started, she couldn't stop! She had a marathon!!! She shitted then after showering (which is a rare event), she shitted again! OMG!!! Haha.....

WE landed at Penang on Day 2. But before that, we continue to hunt around the cruise to find new places to tour and take photos like photo whores!!! LoLz...

Had a late nite e day before, cos of our beloved auntie iwan... sigh... so many exciting secrets abt him...

We had our dinner at Bella vista (remember e place we queued half an hr earlier cos of auntie iwan?) and had 'second round' at e Medditeranean Terrace cos our glutton Iwan wanted more food there. We ended the day with supper at Med Terrace again! Cos Iwan insisted on that! In fact, he kept pestering for supper on all 3 nites!!! OMG!!! What a glutton! That explains his ultimate hamburger face!!! Haha!!!

Anyway, we woke up late cos of the late nite and there was no more breaky! Had to settle for some dumb morning tea with sucky breads and brownies which I dun like! Din manage to eat my fav dim sum cos of the 2 lazy lazy pigs who dilly delly and took their own sweet time to wake up and wash up!!! OMG!


Taking photo on the helicopter pad in a helicopter tshirt!!! LoLz!

The weather was kinda cloudy but no rain which is good! LoLz... We had arranged for our optional day tour to be some shoppuing stuff in Penang cos other tours din really excite us. And Piggy was like some unleashed auntie frm countryside remember?! She was SO ULTRA DUPER excited when it comes to shopping! That came as a surprise to us since she's the most giam (remember her giam-stunts?!) among the 3 of us! Muaahhaaa!!!


Tall and suave vs short and stout teapot! Muaahhaaa!!! :) :) :)

Piggy seems to be very afraid that she will one day be old and her skin will sag so much! SO she kept asking us to take photos here and there lor!!! LoLz... She slimmed down a lot but still, beside me, I still look simmer! Yeah! WooHoo! But with uncle, it's a tough fight for who has the roundest face though!!! Muaahhaa!!! Heehee... I am evil... lalala...


Auntie Iwan trying to act cool lor!!!

Hey, do notice his black t-shirt hor... cos he will be wearing the very same and smelly tshirt the very nice day! OMG! We went to Penang ok! Not some temperate cool countries lor! Sigh... Piggy and I had to bear with the smell though Auntie Iwan tried to mask it with his over-powering cologne...

As a result, our cabin room smelled like some sour sour smell mixed with cologne... We wonder why... (-.-")

Before landing in Penang, we went to the KTV and sang, in the open!!! So paisei sia... But korkor is the 'star' of the day cos the songs he sang, were so ultimate lor! The ave age is like 20years or more?! He sang songs in the 70s and 80s range lor! So ultimate rite?! (-.-")

We landed in Penang but din manage to taste any Penang laksa lor! Tot it's quite famous there?! But we saw many other types of laksa like Asam laksa, JB laksa (got such thing one meh?!) etc... Anyway, we were so full to eat anything lor! And the shopping mall we first went is the upmarket type lor! Not cheaper than SG lor! Pissed off!

As usual, we visted our beloved shop of all times! We went to Watson! Watson should ask us to be their spokesperson lor!!! We went there in SG, JB, Penang and even in Phuket lor! Haha!!! :)

I bought some chewing gums which included the fruity flavour one in yellow wrappings. Anyone remember that? Anyway, they had some new flavours, strawberries and greenapples and others lah... I ook the strawberries and green apples one... Iwan came up with the theory: Only gals like green apple flavour and in the end, it turned out I was e one who bought tat flavour!!! HMPH!!! I wonder who bought some FACE WHITTENING MASKS LOR!!!!


See anything on the bed, on Iwan's left side?! LoLz!!!

Haha... Anyway, this was taken on the last day and guess what, he wore the same shirt he wore on the first day again! See! Now you guys know the poor me and piggy had to suffer that kind of STENCH rite?! Muaahhaaa!!!

But I was the ultimate suffering person! Cos on the second day, piggy came back from Penang and did not shower too!!! In fact, she din want to shower on the next morning too! I had to scream at her before she went to shower!!! OMG!!! Haiz... I am such a poor soul! Sob Sob...

The last stop was this shopping mall and we went hoping to find some clothes lah... But we werent really fancies by their designs... Some very beng-ish design lah... But Iwan gotten piggy and I our Xmas gifts! Gotten a doraemon beany soft toy while piggy gotten an ugly dog... of cos mine is nicer lor! Muaahhaaa! :)

By the time we went back to the pier, we were kinda drained and tired... But the ultimate hamburger face still very AA wor!!! Iwan was acting cute at the pier throughout the queueing up time, making funny sounds lor!!! Observe the video for a glimpse of the ultimate hamburger face! :)



Stay tuned for more of thier disgusting acts! :)

Hey everyone!!! I've just came back from my Star Cruise trip to Penang and Phuket!!! 4 days 3 nites!!! Haha!!! It was generally a fun one except for the times Iwan threw tantrums... Sigh... See, I m e most mature one... Muaahhaa!!! will be posting all their disgusting acts on board! Muaahhaaa!!! Like how piggy almost never 'ehheemmm' for 2 days and how iwan used hair dryer to blow his 'eehhheeemmm' too... (wont reveal 'eehheemm' until I blog abt it... Muaahhaa)
Anyway, shall start off with a nice photo!


My face looks e least round! Muaahhaa!!! :)

All of us gained weight during the trip! I gained e most, 2.5 kg, korkor gained 2odd kg and piggy gained 1kg! Pissed! But I've lost them alrd! Muaahhaa!!!

Iwan and piggy's first time taking a cruise while it was my second time taking a cruise and as usual, let expert lead e way! WooHoo!!!

Iwan and piggy are like country bumpkins lor! Especially Iwan, DAMN AUNTIE throughout the whole trip! Will be updating soon!!! They were so excited with the pool lor!


Pool only mah, so exciting meh?! (-.-")

We took Superstar Virgo... e biggest and newest one though i think its like very old alrd... haiz... I still prefer superstar Aquarius which I took many years ago... Foodwise, this one has limited selection and e buffet spread is limited... there are other eating places on board but u will ve to pay lor! Star Aquarius had many much more selection which came foc!


Look slimmer on e first day! HMPH! Got fat after tat!!!

They had lots of facilities on board, like KTV, arcade, spa, jaccuzi, simming pool, movie theatre, blah blah blah! They even had a library! Wow!


I'm e one with brains and wits! LoLz!

Iwan is damn vulgar lor! Everything also use middle finger! Haiz! So dun be deceived by his 'seemingly' decent looks! He is a man behind a mask! And a whittening mask somemore! Well, a lame inside joke... u will see e picture soon. lolz...


korkor is so vulgar! And wear until so uncle! Slippers and bermudas!

It seems that after a year, Iwan has yet to pose a proper victory sign... Haiz... Remember I commented in this entry how piggy and Iwan ve deformed brains who cant control their body parts?!

See for yourself...


Iwan still cant pose a proper victory sign!!! (-.-+)

Did you know Iwan is the most kiasu and Auntie among the three of us? You never expected that isnt it?!

Well, when we boarded the cruise, Iwan saw some ladies serving free drinks. Guess what? His first reaction was:

Iwan: WAH! Free drinks leh! FASTER go and take!!!!!!

And he kept hurrying us in case e drinks ran out! Too bad cos the drinks were meant for e ppl living in balcony decks... haiz... lolz... so auntie rite?! Haha...


The prim and proper vs the ultimate uncle-auntie... Sigh...

We had to do some safety drill, in case something like titanic happens... And Iwan wanted to e funny and hold his life jacket as though he was holding his boobs! OMG! I m too innocent... cldnt immitate him... :)


Korkor is chee ko pek!!!


The e bestest friends!!! :) :) :)

The weather in Singapore isnt very nice, gloomy and rainy and as a result, we cldnt see any stars on e first nite!!! Haiz... And e view of the sea also very gloomy and greyish! But it was sunny after e first day! Muaahhaa!!!


My expression looks so stiff and funny!

Well, had to reveal smth abt auntie iwan again... sigh... too many funny stuff liaoz!!!

To continue his auntie acts, as though one cldnt get anymore auntie, Auntie Iwan strikes again!

We decided to go to Bella Vista for our set dinner tat day and upon knowing that dinner starts at 7 and its a first come first serve basis, Iwan suggested:

Iwan: We should start queueing at 6.30! Later no seats how?!

And then, when we went in, he accused me that I was e one who wanted to queue at 6.30! Luckily, piggy was my witness! Hmph! Must announce this to clear my name!

And it din end here! Iwan is a glutton too! We just finished our dinner and he insisted going back to the buffet area to have more food!!! OMG! He ate so much! Hahaha!!! And, he suggested:

Iwan: Why dun we dabao some food to our room?

But we were too full and piggy and I din want to do smth so malu-ating.... LoLz...


Auntie Iwan-Piggy-Didi at Bella Vista!

During the queue, someone farted a few times and piggy and korkor were so embarrasing! As if ppl cldnt smell, they commented loudly, "So smelly! Who farted?!"

Sigh... I feel its not very nice to comment tat cos e one who farted wld be damn embarrased also... but piggy thinks e person deserve it cos who asked him to fart and not control it... though i felt kinda annoyed e person farted in e crowd but felt wasnt nice to comment publicly... haha... but i punished the both of them few days later, with my ultimate atomic bomb! Muaahhaa!!! :)


The restaurant we started queueing at 6.30

Iwan damn AA throughout the whole trip whenever we were in the lift!!! See! He would act cute or act cool in the lift whenever we are in it, alone!!!


Act cute!!!

To futher proof my case, I took a video which Iwan din realise I was video-taping!!! Muaahhaa!!!




End off with nice picture of the three of us!!! :)

Everyone, pls spread the msg ard if you agree with me...

I think we should all boycott taxi with their ever increasing taxi fares!!!

We are facing sucky service, always no cabs when we need them, long queues and cheating taxi drivers who cheat our money by taking longer routes... now, they are increasing the cab fees again! This time, some ppl are facing up to 50% increase!!! 50% is far too much!!!

And, juz cos Comfort is the bloody leaders and the remaining smaller companies are all bloody brainless and juz copy and paste comfort increasment plan lor!!! So, we should show them our displeasure and boycott them!!! Spread the words!!!

I do hope CASE will do what they warned the companies thou... that is, dun copy comfort's price plan for e sake of doing it cos it breaks the anti-competition law...

So, let's join our forces and boycott them!!!

If you walk along shopping malls or down the street, you will start to notice that Singapore is getting more and more crowded isnt it?

Last week, I went to Marina Square with some friends and we realised that quite a fair bit of the salesgals are PRC - People Republic of China. this amazes me. No doubt, I am aware of the record numbers of 'foreigners' who have taken up Singapore PR or citizenship. However, now, the reality has hit me, personally.

I understand that Singapore needs the number to boost our population and the economy. But, a place with so many ppl and foreigners, would this place still be home to us? To make things worse, Singpaore is targeting 6.5 million ppl!!! That is, we are gonna add another 1.5 million ppl, abt 20-30%?! This is crazy lor!!!

Ka Mung and I were talking abt the crowding effect. Remember how we learnt putting one chunk of beans into one bowl and grow it? All the plants will be stunted cos of the overcrowding effect!

This is precisely how we are feeling now. At least, my future wont be affected as much as my future career is not as affected as jobs like management, service industry etc...

The main point is, cos its getting so crowded, everything is getting more and more expensive!!! Just look at the taxi! We are supposely to have one of the highest density in terms of number of taxi, but we still dun ve enuf and they are increasing the price, by as much as 50% in some cases!!!

This is freaking everyone lor!!! Everything is getting more and more expensive!

Last time, ERP was only located in town, city, central areas and expressway. Now, I ve an ERP at the road behind my house. My house is not in some Orchard area lor! Just some 'suburban' area leh... Roads are getting more and more crowded, we ve ERPs. Houses are getting more expensive and much smaller. Shopping malls are crowded with foreigners.

Is this the place we will still call home?

No wonder, more and more Singaporeans are 'fleeing' or thinking of 'fleeing' this place we once recognise as Singapore. If more and more Singaporeans are leaving and more foreigners are coming, this place wld no longer be Singapore...

Hmmm...just to make myself clear and maintain my innocence, I did not write the statement of 'I feel so NAKED" in the previous entry to make this site more popular cos ppl love to search for e word 'naked' hor! HMPH!!!

Such tactics are only used by the scheming Uncle Iwan, or Auntie Iwan! Shall dedicate one whole entry to his auntie-ness behaviour soon! Muaahhaaaaa!!!

Korkor, u accuse me rite? Die liaoz...

Iwan is evil and I shall revenge! Muaahhaaa!!!

Cos he is working at HP and whenever he visits his blog, they will register it as a different 'visitor' cos e IP address there is always changing. And our beloved Auntie Iwan always love to visit his blog and keep pressing refresh every 5 seconds or smth! So he has lots of visits but if you check the IP address of the visitors, always end up with xxxxxx.hp.com

hello!!! This is cheating!!! I m e innocent fello here! HMPH!

Someone commented to me that I am not a very difficult person to know... meaning ppl know my character, my reactions and stuff like tat easily... Well, some say it's good cos it means I am sincere but I think tat is bad cos ppl know me too well, makes me so vulnerable, so difficult to hide...

Ppl ve lots of expectations on me cos they think they know me well too... but some stuff are easy to know but I am not tat clear cut as well... no one is... we are living in a grey grey world! no boundaries of black and white but huge areas of greyness!!!

anyway, sometimes, ppl ve this fix idea of me so when I step out of tat box, everyone goes gaga...

example:

After my exams not too long ago, many ppl started asking me how did the paper go. presumely cos I gotten e Knox Scholarship and ppl got interested with ym academic results...

anyway, I told them I din do too well and NONE, I repeat, NONE of them believed me! WTH!!! argghhh... tat was e SAME response I got after e paper! haiz... sianz diaoz...

another example...

I've gotten a Facebook account...

so many ppl were so shock and said: You've joined FB?! Cant believe and stuff like tat...

haiz... am I tat predictable? Sigh...

I feel as though I am being read like a book now...

I feel so naked... LoLz...

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese

4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.

6. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit, Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans

9. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporeans -they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats

11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain

14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost

15. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More

Totally pissed with the weather...

Just when I got back to Singapore, the weather has to be so hot and of all time, the damn aircon broke down! WTH!!! How bad can my luck get huh?!

Anyway, have been wanting to go for a swim and get tan, someone said I cant get tan, fine... get tanner or darker can?! Anyway, it was sunny for the past few days and just when I wanted to get a tan today, it rains whole day non-stop! WTH?! Argghhh....