Joyee just gave me this site a few days ago, some sort of a fortune telling site. You can tell what occupation you were for your previous life and also for ur next life.

I did not have a very good prediction. Anyway, my previous life was a fortune teller! Damn ironic rite?! And my next life is a gambler lah! WTH! Sounds damn useless sia! Argghhhh......

I forwarded the link to piggy and her results was far more amusing than mine lah!!! When she told me, I almost fainted from all e laughing! Muaahhaaaa!!!!

Piggy: My previous life is Dao Ye Xiang 倒夜香 one!

Dictionary:
倒夜香: An occupation in the early 1900s, when there was no proper sanitation. In those days, people shitted in a bucket and these people who 倒夜香, will come at night to collect these buckets and pour the shit away.

Me: Muaahhaaaaaa!!!!!! Can't believe you have such 'interesting' job! No wonder you are a shitty person! I have always been rite!

Piggy: Argghhhh!!!

Me: Hmm... now I know why you so smelly, cos you brought your smell over from your previous life!

Piggy: Pissed off!!!

Me: So next time when we go travelling, I shall shit and ask you to come and flush! That is your forte! :)

Piggy: Eeks! -.-"

Haha.... I am evil! :) But that is really damn funny rite?! Hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!