Once again, Swayness has plagued me... Argghhh...

Not to mention the parking ticket that I kena a few weeks ago cos I din know there is a time limit of half an hr parking at that area, which is partly my fault. Should ve checked but cos my fren said she parked at tat place numerous times so I follow suit.

Then, a few days ago, I wanted to log into my UOB bank lah! Then, I forgot that I have changed my password and was wondering why it kept prompting me that I keyed in the wrong password. In the end, I tried 4 times and then, I was locked out!!! Argghhhhh!!! Sway! And I will need to send them a letter or go to ATM lah! WTH!!!!!!!! Pissed off!

Anyway, to top it up, I lost my pencil case today lah! Sianz diaoz! I like tat pencil case which I bought frm Wallet Shop with the words "Do I look like I freaking care?" on it lah! And also, tat doraemon keychain on it was a gift too! Sianz diaoz... Now I lost all my stationery inside lah! And my exams is on next week! Though I have spare pens etc... but still!!! Sigh...

Why cant I be a bit lucky for a change? -.-"

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Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.

The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!"
The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche.
And she's never been happier in her life."

The next guy says, "I know what you mean.
I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!"
That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say.
And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third.

"Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds." "No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!"

"Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds."

"Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. do you have a picture of it?"

Well, I suppose this is of no surprise. I am currently preparing for my upcoming mid-sem exams which is on 20th Aug, that explains the lack of posts.

This sem is really busy cos we ve got heaps of projects. Finally, completed my SPC project. Still have got heaps of essays to write, on top of the Community Based Project. Then, it will be the rural placement which I will be heading to Sale (name of the place) and then, more essays.

Once these are done, it will be the 3 major exam at the end of the year, which is not tat far off.

Sianz... Oh, I've just watched NDP online yesterday. The fireworks was great! But the sky was a bit smoky cos no wind to blow them away and it made e fireworks less nice. Sigh... Still, it looks great with e nice background.

Anyway, I've just uploaded the latest song by Derrick Hoh. This is my favorite song in his current album, which I heard was sold out on the first day or smth. wow... amazing... his fans still rem him after such a long long wait.

After resting for a night back at home, we left hurriedly for our wilsons prom. This time, Sheryl joined us for the second half of the trip. We were in a hurried state during the morning since we had to finish doing some laundry. The previous night wasnt much of a long good rest since joyee and I had to cook the dinner in advance for next 2 nights. Auntie Fang din even come and help lah!!! She stayed at home doing her own laundry! Argghhh...





We drove Shu's car to Chadstone cos we had to recharge the GPS in the car as the corolla we rented din ve the power plug thingy. They removed it to prevent ppl from smoking in their car (as that power output can be used to light cigs). We went to Chadstone to get our beloved Krispy Creme! Damn nice lah! So nice to get a coffee, drink and eat the doughtnuts while on the way of our Roadtrip. Heehee... what an enjoyment! LoLz...





Weather was good for the first day. Halfway down the trip, I needed the loo! So, I drove to this ultra small town. It even smaller than Suntec City lah! Only a few shops and a loo. Haha... We then drove up the hills for the sceneries. Feels as if we were back to the Moo-Moo land at Springvale cos there were heaps of cows everywhere. The smell was 'wonderful'!!! Surrounded by same smell of Auntie Fang's breathe? Heehee... -.-"





We were having heaps of problem with the accommodation for Wilsons Prom. I booked online and I was under the impression that it was gonna be like a resort where there would be a reception kinda thing to get the keys. Apparently, I was wrong! The place was kinda ulu-fied and so, when we finally find the place, it was a house and there was no one!



Drove around quite a fair bit trying to find the house as we thought we might have gone to the wrong place. In the end, we went to the community house at the town. When we asked the person there if we could loan the internet, they werent keen and gave all sort of excuses. Sigh... Think cos internet is qute expensive in the rural areas so they dun let strangers use it. Sianz diaoz.



It was kinda hilarious cos we were asking about the house we rented and cos there is another place with similar name and the owner just passed away! The 4 of us were shocked! I was just conversing with this lady through email on the previous night and she has passed away?! The 3 ignorant gals burst out laughing lah! So rude lah! Though it was funny but this lady in front just told me that the owner passed away and these 3 ladies burst out laughing?!?!?!?! -.-"







In the end, I realised that the lady must have gave me instructions on how to get the keys and we called back to Lynn to ask him to check my email and look at that email. Apparently, the lady told me to get the keys from this keybox outside the house. Sigh... Din look at the email carefully cos I assumed that it was gonna be a resort kind of thing. Argghhh.... Reminded me of gq who said travelling with me always so happening. Argghhh...



After putting all our stuff down when we FINALLY got into the house, we went to Wilsons Prom. However, as it was winter time, the sky was turning dark and we wanted to go and see sunset! Rushed to Wilsons Prom and paid the 2-day pass though we din even stay for half a day for the first day lah! We went to the Squeaky Beach where we were supposed to hear squeaks when we walk on the beach. Tried a long time before we realised that we have to drag our feet on the sand before we can hear the squeaks. Joyee and Aunty Fang har....... very naughty. Kept trying to drag me to the water cos the waves were quite strong. Argghhh... In terms of strenght, how to win me? Tsk Tsk Tsk... In the end, I almost drag them down lah! Don pray pray... Lion never roar u think I sick cat is it?!





We wanted to go to the park but then, the sky was turning dark. We did a quick walk and took some photos but it was too dark. Sianz diaoz. Haiz.... But we managed to see wonbats! Din know what wonbats were until I was at wilsons prom!




The drive back was kinda difficult. We were in the rural area and my GPS aint that sensitive in rural areas so we drove through some mini roads and couldnt find our way out lah! Think there was this tension in the air cos we definitely din wan to end up in the middle of no where thoughtout the night lah!

In the end, we found our way back lah. haha.... Happily eating the japanese curry we brought there. Master Chef Tee, once again, cooked nice food! Haha... The gals then put the dished into the dishwasher. However, we realised that the dishes werent cleaned lah! Haiz... Apparently, they din know how to use the dishwasher and they assumed that the dishwasher was faulty. Haiz... Went to the dishwasher and pressed a few buttons and then the thing started cleaning the dishes... Sigh... Proved my theory that gals are bad with machines. Haha...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very
large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's
a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, She's dead. "

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
in the face.."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

Liar: A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people you're dying of AIDS? "
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Chinese Adam and Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

Cyber Child: "Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way."
"So why not today? Please!"
"OK, but listen carefully. Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finisheduploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus."

The trailer is out now!!! OMG! How to resist that desire to watch it asap?!?!?!?!?!?!