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Jokes of the Day: True Emergency Room Visits!

2009-04-05T17:53:00.001+08:00

FATTY AND SKINNING------- A slender 45-year-old man from Georgia reported broken ribs after having to literally escape from his 300-pound wife. Apparently, she had accidentally rolled onto him while sleeping, crushing his ribs. Ashamed by her weight problem and what she had done, she refused to let her husband leave he house. But he broke out a few days, whilst she was sleeping and went straight to the hospital.

SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE----A neighbour of a newly wed couple was worried when she didn't hear her rather noisey neighbours for a while. A few days later, she peered through their letterbox and through the windows. But there was no sign of anyone. Concerned for the young couple, she called the police. The officers promptly broke down the door, then searched the house. Only to find the young women gagged and tied to the bed. Her husband was lying unconscious on the floor, wearing a Superman Outfit. They later explain that they had been engaged in a superhero role-playing fantasy, and the costumed husband had knocked himself out attempting to jump onto his wife from atop the dresser. Of course, the woman was unable to help him!

THE RUNAWAY STRETCHER -------- An elderly woman was been transported to another hospital in an ambulance. The paramedics were quietly talking to her when the ambulance doors suddenly opened while they were journeying up an incline. The stretcher she was strapped to flew out, rolled down the hill at tremendous speed, before tipping over, narrowing missing two cars travelling in the opposite direction.

THE SHOCK OF HIS LIFE------An 18-year-old High School leaver from Birmingham, Alabama was rushed into the ER after he been severely electrocuted. After much hesitance, he later explained that he had been sat at his computer, visiting some "adult" websites. After his "right hand had said hello to his One Eyed Snake", he came, spraying his bodily fluids all over the keyboard and onto the screen, causing the current to pass through his body.

INNER SKELETON----- A 63 year old widow was admitted to the hospital in Recife, Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 inch long skeleton of a foetus which she conceived a decade earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.

SOFA GAL----- A 400lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit and a dime was found under one of her breasts.

PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit him during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

PING PONG ANYONE?----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general anaesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.

BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

THE CATS BOLLOCKS------An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought to the ER by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 911. In the ER, he was found to have a large lump on the top of his head and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The doctors figured the lump was possibly caused by a fall or a knock to the head. However the source of the scratches remained a mystery until he woke up and provided the doctors with the following explanation. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this pendulous target. This caused the man to rocket upward, striking his head on the top frame of the shower door.

你没想像中爱我

2009-03-30T14:23:00.002+08:00

你小心翼翼牵我手
其实是担忧藏不住我
自尊也投降活在她之下
我好傻

你字字句句说你不爱她
那又是什么让你害怕
我疑惑但是原谅因为你留下
我好傻

不是我不说就不在意空等候
原来你没想像中那么爱我
我不懂该拿什么安慰我的难受
你的存在让我更寂寞

你寸步不离像天使的她
挥霍我的爱从不放心上
我有一丝无奈也有一些明白
该放开

不是我不说就不在意空等候
原来你没想像中那么爱我
我不能再从你的怀抱感觉到什么
不爱我别再说假装爱那是撒盐在伤口

啊~~ 谁说我不在意空等候
原来你从来都没深刻爱我
我才懂不是我不心痛
其实是心没了感受

你没想像中爱我

Site Administrator

2009-03-15T04:51:00.003+08:00

As all the monash students are allocated to different hospital, we have a site administrator for each hospital. I was allocated to Box Hill which falls under Eastern Health. It's something like Singhealth/National Health in Singapore where some hospitals fall under each group. Here in Australia, they have more than 2 main groups.

Anyway, for my attachment, I will spend half a year in Box Hill and half a year in Maroondah Hospital. I'm currently based in Maroondah Hospital but I will head back to Box Hill hospital on every Wednesday for Lectures and some lessons.

During the past few weeks, we were having lessons in Box Hill together with the other batch of students who are currently based in Box Hill. As the place also holds other conference or educational sessions for other healthcare workers, they often have food or snacks outside their rooms. But the food is not meant for us, only them.

Since we were newbies, initially we took their food and then we received emails informing we should not take their food. Well, fair enough. However, the site administrator tone and attitude as reflected in the email is really unfriendly.

Dear All,
I was disappointed today to be informed that students had helped themselves to a lunch that had been ordered for a XXX Meeting in one of the seminar rooms at XXX, prior to the attendees of the meeting having lunch themselves. You will probably have noticed that lunches/refreshments arrive almost daily in the foyer area on level 3, however these are NOT for general consumption.

I am also informed that this is not the first time that this has happened in the last couple of weeks and inform you that the situation will be closely monitored.

I have amended the email cos it was a little lengthy and the general content is as above lah.

Anyway, last week, once again we received another email saying how we ate their food etc. However, this time, something happened to me, PERSONALLY, during the afternoon break and it pissed me so much that I responded the email on the same day with great angst. Since it is my forte to write complain letters, my email definitely sounded formal, polite yet sarcastic.

A little on what happened in that afternoon.

My class was given a break in the middle of the lesson and cos the lesson was quite boring, I wanted to go to the common room, passing through the foyer, to get a cup of coffee. However, since I am based in Maroondah, I forgot what is the code to enter the common room. So, I walked back to the foyer area where some of my classmates were at to ask what is the code.

There was a table beside them with some mini cakes. I glanced at the cakes while walking towards my classmates. Then, at another corner of the foyer where this lady was standing and chatting with some other guys, came and said to us

"These cakes are not meant for you guys."

My classmate then replied "We have not eaten anything."

That rude lady said:" Oh, this fellow looks as if he is interested and want to eat."

I was like WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Firstly, I merely glanced and then she had to single me out saying I look as if I am waiting to pound onto their food?! And it is not as if their cakes look that nice lah! It looks cheapo lor! Really regretted that I did not blast her back. Argghh...

Anyway, when I went back home, I saw that email and felt it was referring to me.

Dear All
Yet again I have been informed by the Nurse Educators that their booked afternoon tea for the CNS group has been devoured by medical students. Please, please, can you not "assume" that any food in the foyer area is for self helping. This food has been paid for specifically by other groups and is not for general consumption.

If there is a wish for food to be donated to medical students then this will be placed directly in the student common room. I look forward to your compliance!

This time, I was really really really pissed. I then started to wonder who saw us eating the food or was it that rude lady who went to complain to her juz cos she felt I 'Looked as if I wanted to eat the food"?!

Furthermore, the site admin was so rude and attitude! Donate food to us?! Hello! The food looks cheapo in the first place lah!

So, I replied.

Dear XXX,
I am concerned that there might be some misunderstanding over thisincident.This afternoon, at 2.50 pm, my EBCP tutorial class (group 5 & 6) was given a 10 minutes break. A few students, including myself went out ofthe class room for a break. That was when a staff/nurse educator that informed us that the food was not meant for us. Upon clarification thatwe did not touch the food, she rudely accused me that I 'looked as if Iwanted to eat the food' when I merely took a glance at the table.

The 2 plates of cakes were still untouched by 3pm and no one from mytutorial group left the class after the break. From my understanding,another class (group 3 & 4) had their tutorial out of the building.

Would you like to clarify with the 'witness' if the food was indeedconsumed by medical students or was that an assumption on their part?

I hope you would clarify this matter with the 'witness' so as to clarify any misunderstandings instead of accusing us if we are indeed innocent.

Thank you.

Regards,
Wei De, Tee

That was short and sweet. I forwarded the email to all other students in Eastern Health since the original email was sent to 'undisclosed recipients'. She replied me the very next day and I could tell she wasnt too happy about my email.

Hi Wei,
Thanks for your email and your comments.

I will pass this onto the person who approached me in the hope that this incident is sorted..

Thanks again

My other mates who saw the email were laughing so much when they saw the email cos they felt it appears to be really polite with an undertone of sarcasm. Someone was asking me how long it took me to reply. It really only took me about 10mins to write the email since it's not something I've never done before.

But I reckon the site admin will not be replying me on the outcome of the 'misunderstanding' and she will probably be more careful before sending out such accusing emails in the future.

Well, this long long long and exciting post on the email exchanges shall partially compensate for the lack of posts previously. =)

Appologies

2009-03-15T04:46:00.002+08:00

I'm Really Really Really sorry for the lack of posts here on my blog and I know it's been almost 5-6 weeks since I'm back in Aus! Really sorry about this. At least I still blog, unlike our Mr ZR who has ceased without even letting me know lah! Argghhh...

Anyway, I did not blog on the first 2 weeks cos my internet provider crapped up. The initial one which we wanted to get last min informed us that their cables are not laid here and cant do it for us so we had to get another one which took us about 1.5 weeks and couple it to the time we took to order a modem. Sigh... Life without internet is so primitive!

It's been really busy in the hospital but sometimes, there is nothing much to do or learn and I then lose the aim/objective of hospital attachment. But it's been great fun with much more hands on and practical stuff though it can be quite daunting at times. Read my medical blog to find out more on my clinical experience anyway. The link is on the side.

Edison Chen will be coming to Singapore!

2009-01-23T15:42:00.002+08:00

Edison Chen is said to be paving his road to return to the Hong Kong entertainment industry, when he was seen recently modeling new apparels for his fashion brand Clot Inc. According to sources, he will be releasing a new album in mid 2009 and is currently recording in the studio. Movie "Sniper", in which Chen is a male lead, will be screening in cinemas around Easter and his artiste management company will be arranging for him to be in Singapore for a series of promotional events.

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Chen announced his withdrawal from the Hong Kong entertainment industry early last year after his private and intimate photos with several female stars were illegally disseminated on the Internet. Since then, he had been residing in the States and has been to several Hollywood auditions. As the entertainment business was still unreceptive of Chen, he focused his fashion business, constantly sourcing for new partners and designing new products for Clot.

In conjunction with the inauguration of the new American president, Barack Obama, Clot has also launched a series of T-shirts with prints inspired by the US dollar notes. Fourth president of the United States, James Madison's portrait on the US$5,000 note was replaced by Obama's. The T-shirts which costs HKD$580 (approx. S$116) are endorsed by Chen.

In addition, according to reports, movie "Sniper" will begin screening during the Easter holiday in Hong Kong. Media Asia is currently arranging for Chen to go on a promotional tour to Taiwan, Malaysia and Thailand. Spokesperson of Chen's artiste management agency, Rich and Famous Talent Management Group Limited, said, "Edison Chen has many opportunities to travel around Southeast Asia to promote the movie Sniper. The company is also making arrangements for some commercial events. Many Mainland advertisers are also looking for him to do promotions. We hope he can return to the China market, but details have yet to be confirmed and we cannot reveal too much."

The talent management company is also currently making arrangements for Chen to do commercial acts in Singapore soon.

Gals, you have something to be happy about. Edison might be making a comeback. Kinda expected one. That time when he said he will be leaving HK entertainment scene was probably a smokescreen and wait till things settle down over his porn saga and make a comeback. Aiyah, I dont really think its his fault. What he did, all the BJ pics with e female stars etc...

Comeon, it's not tat rare nowadays. Just cos we did not expect those stars to have such, erhhmmm.... happening lifestyle behind e screen doesnt mean what they did is so outrageous. Such acts are really common nowadays. Even Piggy is shock when she saw pics/videos of such stuff posted by local gals when she went to a link on Xiaxue's blog regarding Prince William's cock (he was caught urinating on the field by e paparazzi during his polo training.).

I not a fan of Edison lah thou I must admit I do think he is good looking lah. Very lucky to have all the pretty gals around him.

Eden Lake

2009-01-19T22:46:00.002+08:00

Piggy wanted to watch this show based on a movie review.

The moment the movie started, I sort of regretted watching the show. Probably it's been a long time since I last watch horrow movie, I dont enjoy watching horror as much as I use to.

Eden Lake is not a horror based on ghost or supernatural but rather, it was based on human violence on how these few kids tortured this 2 adults-holidaying couple. The way the kids tortured the guy was so digusted and the way he did it was no different from the terrorists. It was alright outrageous and disgusting. So much that piggy was so shock. I dislike the ending so much and disgusted at it. I actually felt so nauseated after the whole movie.

My advice is, if you have a weak heart or cant take gruesome images, dont watch the movie.

Evolution Theory...

2009-01-19T22:10:00.002+08:00

Random facts first. Piggy gave me a page from My Paper which allows me to claim a $10 voucher from Sephora for the first 500 customers. Felt that Sephora wasnt really sincere in giving that voucher, don't you think?

1. Sephora only posted this promotion on My Paper but not Today when it is quite obvious that My Paper has a FAR smaller reach!

2. Sephora chose to post this promotion on Monday when not many people will be able to claim the voucher since a. school holidays has ended b. most adults are working!

So Piggy and I were super KS, thanks to Piggy's Auntiness within her! She told me to go asap cos only first 500 customers were given the vouchers. In the end, when we arrive, the stall was quite empty. Also, only house brand items were claimable using the voucher. Haiz...

Piggy being Piggy was quite easily contended. The moment the shop assistant gave her the voucher, she was staring at the voucher and smiling to herself!!! And, the auntie behind, upon seeing her reaction, started smiling (I bet she was laughing at piggy for being so retarded lah!)... -.-"

Anyway, back to Evolution Theory...

Piggy: I wonder why do the face skin have so much sebaceous gland! What purpose does it serve? I mean in evolution, there should be a purpose for everything right?

Me: Hmm... dont know leh... maybe to make sure the skin of the face doesnt crack? LoLz...

Piggy: -.-" (Cos her face secretes far too much oil) I mean like nasal hair is to trap dirt, eye clash to prevent dust dropping into the eye, armpit hair dont know leh... Pubic Hair, maybe in the past people dont wear clothes so after puberty can cover up the genital organs lor...

Me: -.-" -.-" -.-" -.-" -.-"

Moving On...

2009-01-19T22:02:00.002+08:00

After the ups and downs over last week, I am moving on. I choose to ignore and learn to let go.

As I was telling Piggy today, there were posts which I posted at the moment of anger and thought over it, realising it doesnt achieve anything and removed it. Now, what's the point of further aggravating matters if it doesnt achieve anything. Get back and revenge?

Perhaps, if I let go, I wont feel as hurt or pissed. Moving on then.

Friends Forever...

2009-01-17T09:53:00.004+08:00

The past few weeks has been emotionally exhausting during several moments. From best friends to almost strangers, all within a year. Emotions swang from anger, inpatience, disappointment, happy, disgust to eventually apathy.

What used to be best friends forever has turned into one who you probably walked past without acknowledging on the streets. What an irony. To think you once thought that this person would be your best friend forever, one who you would entrust with all your secrets and emotions. What an irony. Now this person has hiden so much so much from you and replaced them with endless lies and excuses. What an irony.

This person eventually betrayed your trust with lies and excuses and eventually evicted you from the his inner circle. All sorts of denials, excuses, lies, all of which can no longer hold or hide the truth. With technology so advance, what you do or say online can easily be accessed and hence, all the lies you once make falls apart. With no effort made in attempting to explain, it says a lot of the person's effort in maintaining the fragile friendship you once claim to be everlasting.

Perhaps, I should be contented cos all this time, I still have one best friend with me, one whom I really trust. One whom has been selfless and accommodating to all my nonsense at times. One whom is always there for me. One whom cherish me. One who accepts me for who I am. One who is generous. I should be glad and move on. Indeed, I am coming to terms of how fragile human relationships can be and how people can be so flicker, so.... Once I'm done with that, I will move on and I know Piggy will be there, friends forever...

Gathering Time!

2009-01-14T20:09:00.002+08:00

It's been a long time since I met up with ZR. The last time we met was like last yr. This ZR, as usual, always rushing back home for dinner!!! Haiz...

I still rem last yr we met up for lunch, the day when my old/x fren happily walked out from piggy and I. Anyway, back then, our MR ZR also said he had to rush home for dinner so we basically only met up for about 2 hours for one whole year!

This year, we met up at JP new extension. Once again, after lunch, he rushed home to have dinner again lah! -.-" But there is some improvement cos this time, we met up for about 3 hours! WooHoo! Haha...

Anyway, we took the picture outside JP like the tourists etc... Haha. See ZR, trying so hard to look taller than me! Haiz...

:(

2009-01-14T19:55:00.002+08:00

Sigh... Only a few more weeks left. I will be flying back to Aus on 30th Jan. Then I will have to start my placement at the hospital. No idea what to expect which is why I kinda nervous about it. Hope it will be a good experience.

This trip back has been filled with rest, plenty of resting, Fats, plenty of it that it is drowing me. Sigh...

I have probably met up with all my friends thou I would have had wanted to meet up with some a bit more. However, I've also learnt to let go during this trip. It's probably good to know someone truely rather than being hidden in the dark for such a long time. I've enough of all excuses and I know none of it is true. So much lies have hardened me.

Some friends, I'm glad to continue meeting up and though it takes a fair bit of effort but I am sure it's worth it thou sometimes it can be frustrating.

This time back, suddenly, I feel so old cos all my frens are talking about marriages, work, work and work. Glad I'm not working yet. On relationship frontier, my record card is still empty :(. So no point talking about marriage. LoLz... Sigh. Feel so old. Guess I will have to start attending wedding dinners soon. =(

Blood Relationship

2009-01-14T18:28:00.002+08:00

I was chatting with Piggy just now.

Piggy: Big Ting is giving tuition now. Or else I will start eatting dinner. I bought fries.

Me: Why cant u eat dinner first?

Piggy: Share mah... I am a nice sister.

Me: Wah, never see u so nice to me.

Piggy: Cos no blood relationship!

Me: Hmm.. ok lor. Then I can let u have my pang sai blood then can have blood relationship liaoz lor! Haha! But this can be one way can liaoz. I dont need yours. (Cos I know she confirm gonna mention her menses blood next)

Piggy: I can give you my menses blood lor! And I have it now. You want!?

Haiz, I so poor thing must endure her disgusting acts... -.-" Hahahahaha!

Resolution on MC

2009-01-11T10:59:00.003+08:00

I have set a new year resolution for the year which is to be less mean to people lah. But, that resolution went on MC yesterday you see. LoLz...

I was supposed to meet Na, Doreen and Sihui yesterday, going to Sentosa to cycle. age is catching up on them so soon, that the 3 of them dread doing outdoor activities alrd lah! OMG! Only 23-24, alrd so auntie/ah soh lah! They kept pestering me to change the plan to go KTV, settlers cafe or buffet! Haiz...

Anyway, coincidentally, Fang Soh was meeting her frens to play beach volleyball at sentosa too! So, my conversation with her went like this:

Me: Oh no! I dont want to see you at Sentosa lah! Later you see me dun call me har! Haha...

FS: I muz call up to you lah!

Me: Hmm... but are your chio frens going? (She has some frens who are quite chio which I saw when she showed me their pics. We were discussing who and who were chio. LoLz.)

FS: Wah, only want see my chio frens.

Me: Ya lah!

FS: And they wearing bikini wor!

Me: Good! =) But, u ah... haiz... my eyes only see pretty stuff. So later I look at the court, I will just happen to miss out on you. Blind spot lah! Haha... But hor, this blind spot so big (cos blind spot are supposed to be a few mm which she obviously is much bigger than a few mm... lolz), blocking my view on pretty stuff!

FS: Argghhh!!! You going out with all gals ah?

Me: Yup. Then Mon will be all guys gathering.

FS: Then got shui ges or not?

Me: Hmm... ok lah, not really.

FS: Haha! Cos got you then wont ve shui ge liaoz! (She wanted to suan me)

Me: Ermm... (Thinking very hard on the meaning of that sentence) I dont think that is an insult wor. It seems like a compliment if with me ard, no more shui ge cos relativity! Thanks har!

FS: Oh no! That's not what I meant. Ignore my statement!

Me: Too late! Hahahaha!!!

Joke of The Day

2009-01-09T23:28:00.000+08:00

Married Too Long

3 women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over
lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'

(Porn) Jokes of The Day

2009-01-08T12:28:00.004+08:00

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.

Did you know?

2009-01-08T12:04:00.004+08:00

Super Sway

2009-01-06T18:55:00.002+08:00

Yesterday was the swayest day since I am back for more than a month.

I was supposed to go to NUH for my doctor appt regarding my asthma management. Asthma has been flaring up since I am back, partly cos I ran out of my preventer medication since I left them back in Aussie.

Anyway, I drove there. Parking alone took me almost 25 minutes cos the carparks at NUH were all full! I had to wait for a long time before getting a lot. Then, I walked to clinic D where my appointment was supposed to be at. I asked about paying using my medisave since Asthma has just been added to the list of chronic illness which can utilise medisave to pay off the bills. Then, the nurse asked me for my IC and I realised I left my wallet at home!!! Damn!

Having no other choice since I will need to pay off my bills irregardless of what, I drove back home! The carpark fee was $1.20 even without seeing the doctor yet! Damn!

Then, I drove back to NUH after getting my wallet. I gave her my driver's license and she said cannot, must be pink IC! WTH! Cos every other places in SG accepts license as IC what! I dont understand why must use pink IC. If she wants to prove I am Singaporean, I thought from my IC number its pretty clear?! And I already served my NS leh! All my details are with them wat! Argghh... And if someone want to fake, can also use pink IC when CPF has no money isnt it? I just cant understand the logic why must produce pink IC.

Anyway, the nurse told me I can pass the IC to her tmr. So in the end, I had to drive down today, park my car which cost me another $1.20, pass her my IC. Argghh... Damn sway lah! Took me 3 trips to get things done! Haiz.

心 . 跳

2009-01-03T17:20:00.001+08:00

词 : 王力宏易家扬
曲 : 王力宏

想跟我吵架我没那麼无聊
不懂得道歉我没那麼聪明
好想要回到我们的原点
你又在哭泣我给不了安慰
我又在摇头有那麼点后悔
爱情的发展已难以回头却无法往前走
但身不由己出现在胸口两颗心能塞几个问号
爱让我们流多少眼泪
你的眼神充满美丽带走我的心跳
你的温柔如此靠近带走我的心跳
逆转时光到一开始能不能给一秒
等著哪一天你也想起
那悬在记忆中的美好
想跟我吵架我没那麼无聊
不懂得道歉我没那麼聪明
好想要回到我们的原点
但身不由己出现在胸口两颗心能塞几个问号
爱让我们流多少眼泪
你的眼神充满美丽带走我的心跳
你的温柔如此靠近带走我的心跳
逆转时光到一开始能不能给一秒
等著哪一天你也想起
那悬在记忆中的美好
你的眼神充满美丽带走我的心跳
你的温柔如此靠近带走我的心跳
逆转时光到一开始能不能给一秒
等著哪一天你也想起
那悬在记忆中的美好

Great Loving Birds

2009-01-02T15:37:00.006+08:00

We often assumed love only exist between humans when in fact, animals do go through some of the greatest love in the world. I've just received this email from a friend.

The male bird's partner was seriously injured and the condition was deteriorating.

He then takes care of her and brings her food, take care of her with great love.

When he came back the next time, she was dead. He tried to move her, not believing that she was dead.

When he realised she was dead, he cried out loud for her.

He cried out loud beside her.

Eventually he was aware that she would not return, he stood by beside her.

7 Pounds

2009-01-02T09:55:00.002+08:00

Yes, another movie down. I've watched 7 pounds yesterday. Trying to watch as many as I like since it is much cheaper to watch movies in Sg and not too sure if I have the time to watch movies in Aussie since I'm a huge fan og mugging. LoLz.

One of my favourtie actor, Will Smith, starred in this show. No doubt, his acting is still as great as ever. Though my favourite will still be The Legend. In this show, basically, he caused the death of 7 ppl during an accident a few years ago which then changed his life totally. Hence, he wants to give a gift to each of the 7 ppl he carefully chosen who are kind and nice fellow. He hopes to change their lives in his effort to attone his sin.

Mostly, he donated his organs and some, he gave them a house to change their miserable life. He gave out his corneal, heart, lung, liver, bone marow, house and something which I missed out. I cant rem what did he give out for the 7th person. This show is really meaningful and a bit sad towards the end and I admit I was a bit on e verge of tears but no, I did not cry.

He chose to give up his life, partly for the woman he fell in love who was in desperate need for a heart. But the way he chose to die was really a painful one. However, I did feel that the movie was a little boring halfway and since I only had 6 hours sleep the night before from the countdown party I attended with Michael, I actually fell asleep twice which explains why I missed out the 7th person.

Compare to Twilight, like what piggy says, it makes the acting of the actors of Twilight seems so immature and raw.

Yes . Yes . Yes

2008-12-31T18:24:00.003+08:00

I've just watched another movie, Yes Man, by Jim Carrey. A relaxing movie. Finally, some decent comedy. It's been quite some time that I've watched some decent comedy. I thought the movie has a pretty good and meaningful message behind, that is, to view life in a positive light as things may not be as bad as we think it is. If we view things in a positive way, things might turn out good in fact.

However, I must say the show isnt that realistic in some sense cos of course, it doesnt mean once we embrace life and say yes to everything, things will turn out just perfect. We'll still need to put in hardwork and also, we need to judge things in a rational way instead of accepting everything as it is.

OF COURSE, that includes not simply having sex with a 70 year old granny just for the sake of YES! LoLz... You'll need to watch the movie to understand what I am referring to. Haha... I love the scene when Jim Carrey was playing the guitar and singing to try to persuade the guy not to commit suicide.

Happy New Year!

2008-12-31T15:17:00.002+08:00

It's a period for New Year Resolution. My last year resolution did not exactly came true though they did for most of this year so I'm still sticking to the same one abeit some additional stuff.

For the coming few weeks, I will be busy meeting up with friends since I've only another 30 days left before I will be flying back to Aussie which is kinda depressing cos I dont feel like going back! It's good to come back and meet up with frens and rot around though there are frens who have changed, some for the better, some for the worse and some changed for their new frens and ignore their old frens. Well, I guess its part and parcel of life. Some ppl leave for their new frens and walk out of your life.

I hope this coming year will be enriching for me, hopefully I will learn a lot more in the clinical setting. Hope I will be a better doctor through this experience.

Lastly, I wish everyone a Happy New Year. May this coming new year be filled with joy and good health! =)

Sex Sells

2008-12-28T09:11:00.003+08:00

Yesterday, I met up with Shamantha and Shane and Na at Shokudo, Heerens. The place is just another Mache-like restaurant. It has the normal cafe one at other places such as Parco. The one at Heeren doesnt seem that special just that the items on the menu are now split up into the respective stalls like Marche. One good thing is the ample of space available and we could sit there and chit chat with frens for heaps of time.

Just as I was walking out of Shokudo, I saw this stall outside selling popcorns and a gal was buying and taking photo with one of the stall owner. One of the stall owner, who u can define as 'hunk' i suppose. He was wearing a normal NUM singlet but, he was wearing a brief lah! A red brief with this panda picture on one side. I was like -.-"...

Well, I know I've seen bikini gals washing cars using the same tactic lah. But seeing guys using this tactic is in fact the first. Never really seen guys dressed in brief and selling popcorns lah! Haiz... But then again, at least he has the asset lah. Imagine it was some very ermm... chubby guy, ok, obese fellow, I think the effect would be rather repulsive. I will NEVER dress in this, too humiliating and no asset to show off.

Just as we were walking out of Heeren, the gals were commenting about this gal. I turned and saw the back view of the gal. Ermm... It was totally bareback. The gal is rather obese lah! OMG! And what's worse, the gals told me that her front was also almost bare lah. It was only 2 tiny strips probabl covering the nipples. OMG... Heng never see such view. Yikes.... If chio still... owellz... lolz. but then, obviously not chio and still exposing flaws. Haiz...

Twilight

2008-12-25T22:10:00.002+08:00

This is the 3rd movie since I came back, I think. Well, the story line is alright, though there is a bit of hanging in the air, which is explainably cos of the upcoming sequel.

There are some parts which I love. I love Edward's house, really damn cool, except the part where he doesnt have a bed. The best part is the frame full of the graduation gown thing. Really damn cool rite? And I love the part of how Edward flew the actress through the window of his room, climbed up the tree and the nice scenery. Wow, really damn cool. The scenery does remind me of Harry Potter though.

I dun like the actress though. Her expression looks really constipated, throughout the whole show. Even when she is hugging Edward or kissing him etc. Come on, u are kissing ur love one, i mean, u shld look loved and happy rite?! I bet a million gals would die to kiss him lah! Haiz... But the actors acting wise, has much room for improvement. Still, i dun mind spending 6bucks to watch the show lah.

Transport Minister

2008-12-23T17:03:00.002+08:00

Recently, there was this news. The transport minister, Mr Lim, said that transport cost wont come down despite fuel cost coming down cos the transport fares are not directly linked to fuel cost. In my honest opinion, that sounds rather b*llshit to me lah.

I was really pissed off when I heard that. Firstly, as we all remember, when the transport cost went up, a few times, over the past few years, we constantly hear the same disgusting excuse that operation cost has gone up esp fuel cost was a major factor that they kept bring up. Now that fuel cost has come down by as much as 70% (from US$140+ to US$36+), they changed their stance now. Oh, transport cost is not directly linked to fuel cost. Then, why din they say this when it went up?!

Then, it was argued that fuel cost went up by 40% but transport cost only went up by 0.7%. So now that fuel cost has come down by 70%, theoretically, transport cost should come down by more than 0.7%, probablly almost 0.8-0.9%?!

I felt really disgusted how these companies kept increasing price when fuel cost went up but refuse to drop it when fuel cost has come down by so much. Argghhh... Then, evey year, they kept saying they will change new buses but yet, we have not seen that many new buses isnt it?!

Stupid Piggy...

2008-12-23T10:39:00.002+08:00

I was talking with Piggy yesterday. I told her how I wish u are as chio as felicia chin! Then as I walk along Orchard road also got 'wind'! Haha...

Then guess what she said:

Wah, if I look like felicia chin, then I dont know how many times will I be raped in ur fantasy!

ARRGGHHH... I'm not that horny can! I'm so innocent one lah! Argghhh...

Bansei Twice

2008-12-21T19:01:00.002+08:00

As you grow up, you realise that there are some friends who dont really cherish you or even think you are their friend. These friends are also probably the one who will only come and msn you or sms you when they need your help, such as borrow money etc...

When I came back, I wanted to meet up with some of my army friends. After arranging which took great effort cos one of my fren is a air steward and the other one has tight schedule. In the end, we were supposed to meet up for dinner. A was in reservist and B was supposed to come back from Malaysia and meet me. B said he was able to make it.

So, when the day come, I went to Wheelock to meet A and B. I had a hunch and sms them to tell them that I alrd arrived. A smsed to appologise saying he was still at his camp and will only be able to make it for a drink or some sort and he appologised for forgetting to inform me earlier. Well, fine then cos at least he was since and appologetic.

B, on the other hand, did not bloody reply me. So I called him and he did not pick up. I tot he might probably be on his way probably driving and cant pick up. After another 10-15mins, I called again and he, once again, did not pick up. I then retried and call again and this time, he hung up. After 5mins, he smsed me to tell me he was still at the causeway caught up in a jam.

That made me bloody pissed off cos firstly, he did not reply my sms earlier to tell me he cant make it. Secondly, he could have smsed me earlier as well to tell me he will be late. While A also did not sms me ahead, at least he was sincere in his appology. For B, every adds up and made me damn pissed. Also, he did not bother to pick up the call when I called 3 times and took him so long to reply me with a sms. Bloody hell. And he was definitely insincere in his appology, in fact, I cant even rem he appologised.

Well, wonder if I wont meet up with such sucky friends, I had another encounter with this girl I met in my camp.

I was arranging for this gathering for my unit mates. I wanted to have it 3 weeks ago. Then, this gal was having her exams and told me she wont be able to make it and told me to arrange it on this week instead. I agreed and then, last week, I even reminded her. Throughout this week, I kept reminding her and she always either never reply my msn or reply with one word with a long long long lag period.

Then, on Friday, I kept smsing her to ask her to confirm whether she is coming. I could tell she is unwilling to come just out of laziness. You would think if your friend only comes back once a year, you would try to meet this friend right? Furthermore, the date was set by this person. Nope. In the end, it took me about 6-7 smses before she replied to say she din realise I smsed her. She said she cannot confirm whether she is coming and will give me a call if she decides to come. Well, if she thinks her time is so precious, my time is precious too. I dont want to waste my time on such jerks/asshole. In fact, she bansei-ed me last year as well. I swear I am not going to jio her to meet her ever again.

Why am I so unlucky?

Funny Article

2008-12-21T15:23:00.001+08:00

I was reading Channelnewsasia website a moment ago until I came by this one:

Sales of adult toys rise even with economic crunch

......"A lot of couples plan little dirty weekends during the holiday season. So holiday-oriented lingerie like little Santarina costumes, or a piece of lingerie that makes you look like a present that's wrapped up, are really popular"....

..."The company said whether they're naughty or nice, most of their customers have been quite generous in spending their money on adult toys. Some of them even fork out up to S$1,000 per trip on lingerie and other novelty items.".....

Haha... the 'dirty weekends' made the whole article sounds so cheeky and naughty lah! And it is really hilarious. I find it alright for couples to try novelty into their sex life esp prob after maybe 10-20 years. But dirty weekend really make it sound quite wrong.

Then as I read on, I was amazed some spend $1000 on those stuff! I told XF,

Me: Wah, 1000bucks! Can really do lots of exercise over the 'dirty weekend' wor! Dont know the heart can take it or not. haha...

XF: Then maybe after the holiday season, the best selling item will be pregnancy kits liaoz.

Hahaha!!!

Kiasu Singaporeans!!!

2008-12-19T08:41:00.002+08:00

Well, I know, after eating Aussie Gan Dang, I tend to be a bit more critical of some Singaporeans actions though I make some similar mistakes at times. But still, some of the actions I see are really rather disgusting.

First one, I was taking MRT the other day. Not that this is a new sight, the aunties and some other uncles/Bangla/PRC ppl, WERE SO SUPER KS!!! I understand we all want to rush in and grab a seat, but then, everyone should have the MOST basic courtesy and wait for the passengers to alight first right?! I cant understand why do we need to go to that extend.

Worse, if you go notice their facial expression. You really wonder should you laugh or get pissed. It's really corny! People have that 'Do-or-Die' face. Come on, it's only a seat! Singaporeans really have to learn to relax a bit.

Another thing is, no one wants to get up and give their seat to someone who obviously need it more. It's quite awkard at times too. Cos I normally sit at the inner seat and if the person beside me dun want to get up, by the time I want to, the 'needy' one who have walked to elsewhere.

However, sometimes, I dont know whether to get up or not, for fear of offending the person.

Scenario:
This lady walked up onto the bus. She is about 30-ish and wearing a baggy 'korean-style' dress and she looks:

a. Pregnant
b. Obese

Then, I just kept wondering if I should get up and give her my seat. Well, if she is pregnant, she would be really thankful for the act. But if she isnt and she is merely a little plump, she would be offended cos I mistaken her as pregnant isnt it?

Ok, this is the last incident I am gonna talk about, something I observed. I was at the new Jurong Point extension. JP has just opened its new extension and it is really huge and crowded. There was this mini bread stall having a promotion, 1 bread $1. So, there was a crowd of aunties and my mum asked me to go and choose the breads I want. However, the aunties were super KS! They were squeezing here and there, as if snatching the bread! OMG!

Worse, there was this DISGUSTINGLY FAT auntie who was so bloody fucked up. It's alright to be fat, but she just stuck at one position in front of the bread, at the ultra mini stall. She stood there deciding to get what bread and asking the person this and that question. I mean, she should be considerate. If she want to decide, fine, she should stand in a position where it doesnt block off every single person who is also trying to buy bread.

Then, I was queueing for to pay for the bread. Then, that fat auntie, just cut queue! The auntie in front was making some noise how the auntie did not queue. But that fat auntie pretend not to hear and the stall assistant were too busy and did not hear.

Then, I was bloody pissed with that auntie and just told the stall assistant that the fat auntie did not queue. The stall assistant looked at me helplessly but still proceeded to collect money from the auntie! WTH! And that disgusting fat auntie all this while, pretended not to hear anything. Bloody pissed. I bet her lumpy fats were just obscuring her ears and blocked off all the sound so she could just 'hear the good things only' (that gold fm advertisement).

I think I should just slam my bread and said I am not buying anymore. Well, if people can dun queue, then why should we queue?! It's cos ppl dun wan to offend their customers and let them off, so such acts never stop! Argghhh! Stupid fat auntie!

I wish I'm not right

2008-12-15T15:24:00.003+08:00

Some people misunderstood... Some people are right, clear, no misunderstanding...

I just hope that I am not right about the outcome of this friendship. I hope what I see coming isn't coming.

I hope that the reason for the outcome isn't what I predicted some time ago.

This time, as piggy said, I am probably right. But, I don't wish to be right. I don't wish to be accurate. I wish my sixth sense isn't right. I wish... I wish... I wish...

罗志祥 o 爱转角

2008-12-15T15:23:00.000+08:00

我伪装着
不露痕迹的想在你身边
静静的陪着看着天边
骑着单车
往前行进着
某个路口爱在等着
你往前走
不回头看了记忆的笑脸
缓缓的敲着我的琴键
我不舍得
让你孤单单的
我爱你的心牵挂着
心不再拚命躲不去害怕结果
假设有个以后你会怎么说
一直想跟你说幸福不再溜走
下个路口你会看见爱
有美丽笑容
爱转角遇见了谁是否有爱情的美
爱转角以后的街能不能有我来陪
爱转角遇见了谁是否不让你流泪
也许陌生到了解让我来当你的谁
我不让爱掉眼泪不让你掉眼泪
现在永远
你就是我就是我的美

Singapore Woes

2008-12-15T09:47:00.002+08:00

Well, I've been back for a month and there are things that I am still trying to get used to. Not that things have changed that much but as compared to Aus which I am getting used to, things here are different. Well, for one, when you go to restaurants here, the prices they show dun inc GST and service charge but in Aus, most of the time, the price you see is what you pay. So the first time I went to TCC with piggy:

Me: Why the overall price is so expensive?!?!?!

Piggy: That's the GST and the service charge wat.

Trying to recall the implication of those words. Ermm...

Me: Oh, ya hor... Cos in Aus, the price is inclusive of those. Too long nv come back so kinda not used.

Piggy: -.-"

On top of that, weather here is hot and humid. Perhaps, that's one reason why I fell ill and it took me 4 weeks, 3 GP visits and 1 TCM doctor visit to recover. Sigh.

Not only that, not that I am being racists but there are far too many indians and I am not used to it. When I take trains, there are so many indians when the proportion is about less than 20%? I know its cos of all the foreign workers but it feels odd. And now, there are so many PRC immigrants. I know they are important for the economy blah blah blah. But then, when the gahmen relax the rules to that extend, they change the delicate balance and alter the social fabric which makes us unique. I cant deny that with all these changes, it does make me feel like migrating OUT of Singapore at times cos it doesnt feel home anymore. It feels like we are now truely a 'province' of China.

In my opinion, they can increase the number of imigrant but they cant juz let there be an influx of citizens from a particular country. For example, if suddenly, there are 1000 PRC coming in, we will feel a little out of place. Instead, if it's 200 PRC, 200 Malaysians, 200 Americans, blah blah blah, you get my point. Such arrangement would be less intimidating for the natives (US!) rite?! But I guess it also depends if they are so many applicants of various nationalities. I just hope they will do smth to improve the situation cos I am really getting quite annoyed of this.

Yesterday.Today

2008-12-11T10:56:00.002+08:00

Yesterday, we were bestest friends together with Piggy. Today, you chose your new friends over us.

Yesterday, we go out every weekends having great fun. Today, you kept saying you have heaps of work and cant make time for us. I have been back for a month and not even a single call from you. I seen you constantly updating your FB, but, a call which would take about 5 minutes seems so unimportant compared to FB or your new friends.

Yesterday, you kept saying you cherish us and we were your few friends. Today, you have over 600 friends on your FB and i really doubt you know them all. Perhaps, juz cos you have new friends, piggy and I seem so insignificant. Perhaps, we are just a number adding to your list of 600plus friends.

Yesterday, we would talk on the phone every so often that I know what's going on in your life. Today, not even a call from you since I'm back for a month ago.

Yesterday, we were best friends. Today, you've moved on to your new friends and ignore piggy and I and only kept giving excuses of how busy you are making money. I wish you may become a tycoon soon and your new friends can by then, accompany you since you've made your choice.

Good bye good friend.

Power of Words!

2008-12-06T21:10:00.002+08:00

Sometimes, it's quite difficult to argue with me cos I am quite good with words. =)

I wasa argueing with Joyee the other day and today with Aunty Fang (aka Xin Fang cos she wants ppl to know her name apparently).

Me: Hey, I bought a pillow! It's from a HK brand, Seahorse!

Joyee: You finally found a pillow you want. Since it's a HK brand, I shall steal it next year and sleep! It's HK brand, for HK ppl!

Me: Ermm.. I bought it from SG so it's for SG ppl!

Joyee: No! It's HK brand so it's for HK ppl.

Me: Oh, ok lor. Then, next year, I shall steal your optus card and use it! It's SG company! You can change to 3 since it's a HK brand! Optus card more expensive! And, I shall steal all the stuff you gob from SG day! They are all SG brands wor! =)

Joyee: No way! Argghhhh...

I did not start the argument, see! =)

Today, Aunty Fang (AKA XIN FANG) saw a Doraemon bathroom slippers at Far East today cos I wanted a pair when I was at Oz. They are very comfy esp during winter period since they keep the feet warm.

AF: Hey, I saw Doraemon bathroom slippers at Far East! Only 9.90.

Me: Wah, you so nice want to buy for me ah? Thank you!!!

AF: No lah. You can go and buy and I will step on it next year!

Me: -.-" I will step on your bear then! Then I will use my fungal infected foot and rub on your face! =) Heehee!!!

AF: -.-" -.-" -.-" Argghh...

I din start this argument, once again. I am nice. LoLz.

KTV

2008-12-06T20:52:00.002+08:00

Finally, after one failed attempt in going KTV last week when I lost my voice, I finally got to go this week! WooHoo!

That is good but I realised I have not fully recover yet! I have gotten my voice back but I still cant speak for too long cos apparently, my voice box (Larynx) was injured during the first episode so I actually had some sore throat a few days ago and still on medications.

And my voice isnt completely back. So when I tried to sing any falsetto (songs using false voice e.g. Tank/JJ/etc) I cant hit the notes or I get stuck at the transition parts. Sianz!!! Haiz... But Sihui commented that my singing has improved! WooHoo!!! =) Ok, cheap thrills, I love compliments can?! Anyway, Aunty Fang decided that the improvement must be due to the road trips where I sang continuously for a few hours throughout the few days of the trip. LoLz... Maybe bah...

Went to Klunch today and tried the Pasta with Dory fish in white sauce. Yucks! KLunch food still sucks as ever. Nothing much has changed. I can cook better than that. Their dory fish looks like some fish chunks frm tuna fish can lah! And their sauce hor, tasted so diluted lah! Argghhh... Yikes!

We then went to Mac and I wanted to try their Mega mcspicy but then, it's so ex lah. Din try but ate the normal mcspicy and their cabbage looks dark brown lah! Argghh.... Waste my money lah! No QC one!

Tmr shall continue to slack at home which is kinda sianz... Sigh.

Relationships

2008-12-06T20:46:00.002+08:00

After talking to a friend, I learnt some pointers about relationships.

1. Many a times, when one enters a relationship, he or she doesn't really love the other half to the extend which you see in tv/movies. Basically, they enter to see if things work out itself.

2. The other half seldom fits into the ideal 'guy or gal' that you had in mind in the first place.

3. Many people starts having problems after about 2 years as they realise things start to get stale and it seems to be out of habitual rather than the initial passion you once had for each other.

4. Dont expect the other half to be perfect as this is never the case, you just have to learn to be accepting and accept the other half as he or she is.

Well, some of these I was already well aware but talking to someone from real experience is perhaps adds another dimension to it bah. What do you think?

Comments Please!

2008-12-05T10:08:00.002+08:00

Since I restarted blogging a few weeks ago, the number of comments on the blog is still as pathetic as ever! Well, some comments would really be appreciated! =)

Finally, I am on my way to recovery though still coughing now and then. The last time I wanna go ktv, the week before I lost my voice. Now, I am most probably going to ktv this week and I hope I wont lose my voice again lah! Hasnt lost my voice ever before when I had sore throat. Haiz. Worse, had to fall sick for a second round just last week even before I made my full recovery lah! Sianz...

Went to quite a few place this week like Chinatown, Central, Taka, etc etc... Doesnt seem that significant but to me, it's always ncie to go to these places at least once before I fly off again to see if there's any changes... Not much changes in general but some here and there. And tried e local delicacies but have been quite disappointed with the stalls I have tried so far. Haiz... Nvm, another 8 weeks for me to try the stuff before flying off! =) Just that kinda need to save up cos I have yet to find a job. Sigh...

Actually, I found one this week but the pay wasnt that fantastic and it's at NTU which is a little out of the way. Would take me 3 bus rides and after deducting that from the pay, what's left is not tat great. And my parents kept nagging me asking me not to go work. haiz... see how lor. Hope will have better ones soon.

Is there light at the end of the tunnel?

2008-11-28T16:47:00.002+08:00

Sometimes I wonder whether my swayness can ever end one.. Sigh...

I went to NUS Co-Op on Wednesday to get this medical textbook which not many places in Singapore sell. Sway enough, after I drove there, I realised they were closed for stocktaking and Wednesday was the LAST day of stocktaking.

So, I went today again... And guess what?! The book was sold out! The last book was bought by this father whose child is heading oversea for studies too, a few hours before I went!!! @#%!%!#@%$!@#

WTH!!!

So now, I have to wait till mid-dec and go down to NUS again to get the book! Argghhh! Damn sway lah! Sianz diaoz!

何維健 Derrick Hoh - 無法歸類

2008-11-26T15:39:00.001+08:00

何維健你走天橋我走地下道 MV

2008-11-26T15:27:00.005+08:00

I like this song a lot... =)

陽光照耀不到你的心像冰冷冷的地窖
把我心燃燒也得不到擁抱
所有爭吵讓一切的美好停在我的手錶
慢慢的消耗消失在每分每秒

把你握牢卻捏碎了真心無法做比較
就算我愛的很霸道
看你走上了天橋我走下了地下道
你和我的愛情就遺落在街角
看你越過分隔島
我轉進單行道一路把過去甩掉
忘了曾經說過要一起到老

你說過要一起到老
你的聲音我聽不到
你的美好我看不到
你的愛情我等不到

所有爭吵讓一切的美好停在我的手錶
慢慢的消耗消失在每分每秒
把你握牢卻捏碎了真心無法做比較
就算我愛的很霸道
看你走上了天橋我走下了地下道
你和我的愛情就遺落在街角
看你越過分隔島
我轉進單行道一路把過去甩掉
忘了曾經說過要一起到老

我的眼睛已模糊失焦
在這條曾經說過要一起走的幸福大道

看你走上了天橋我走下了地下道
你和我的愛情就遺落在街角
看你越過分隔島
我轉進單行道一路把過去甩掉
忘了曾經說過要一起到老

你說過要一起到老
你的聲音我聽不到
你的美好我看不到
你的愛情我等不到(一起到老)

你說過要一起到老
你的聲音我聽不到
你的美好我看不到
你的愛情我等不到(一起到老)

Singaporeans Vs Australians

2008-11-26T10:00:00.002+08:00

These few days, I have been observing some traits of Singaporeans and cant help compared it to Australians...

Sigh... Conclusions all point to some bad behaviours of Singaporeans which made me a little shameful. Sigh... I'm not saying Australians are so wonderful, in fact, they, too, have heaps of ugly traits. Just that the ones I've observed these few days arent wonderful.

First, road behaviour. It's not that exciting driving on Aussie roads since they are rather strict with their speed limits and the red light cameras at traffic junction serve as speed cameras as well. However, Aussie drivers are generally a lot more tolerant and patient. Even if they are getting a little impatient, they will generally wait. For Singapore drivers, they will horn at you at the slightest lag in your actions. If the lights turn green and you did not move for more than 5 sec, confirm kena horned one.

However, some aussie drivers, the what I call 'uneducated bastards' are terrible assholes thou. They will overtake you and point middle finger but that is quite rare though.

In Singapore, my dad was driving last week and for no reason, this ah beng overtook us in his racing type car and when he was in front, he opened his windows and pointed middle finger and waved in the air. Sigh... What kind of asshole is that?! -.-"

Another thing, Singaporeans tend to be more short tempered which I sometimes wonder is it cos the weather is too hot and ppl get a bit irritated easily. I sometimes fall into this trap as well... Anyway, I saw this auntie today who thinks she is so rich and that makes her so great. Sigh... Typical Singaporean? Anyway, I was at this rost duck shop at Jurong West waiting for my mum who was collecting the roast ducks she ordered. This auntie came to the counter, apparently collecting the roast pig she ordered. The cashier wanted to collect money from her and she was pissed off.

"Cant I see the pig first?! You think I no money is it?!"

-.-"

So what you've the money? haiz...

Then, when she went on to pay, she gave the person brunei money and cos the guy was from China, I think he was looking at the money. Then this auntie shoot off with her stinky mouth again...

"It's brunei money LAH! Can use one OK! My contact number is at the receipt got ANY problem call me LAH!"

Ermm.. wow, the wonderful gracious Singaporean in her has been wonderfully exhibited man!

Haiz...

Another one which involve this furniture shop beside my dad's shop. Well, the story is very very complicated. Anyway, we are rivals and the history of it is so complicated that you wouldnt want to know. Anyway, they have been rather provocative in the past with calling some rather awful names at us or our employees. Not only that, recently, one customer came over after they tried to serve the customer and so my dad's employee went to serve the customer immediately. Guess what, they pointed middle finger at the employee... It's the lady boss and her daughter apparently...

Then, I figure it out. Middle finger simple means Fuck You right? If they are so indecent and really want to satisfy teheir sex drive, I'm sure geylang would be more suitable for them isnt it? Sigh... Call me MCP but if gals point middle finger, I really look down on them a lot a lot more than guys who do that...

Well, enough of complaining such acts, I must clarify that I am still proud to be a Singaporean, just that some acts of ours really do need to be improved. But I wonder since now with the influx of other nationalities, has our identities changed much? I do not feel as homely as ever before and that will only set to change even more with the continual influx of migrants... Sigh...

Back and Voiceless

2008-11-25T08:42:00.002+08:00

What an irony... You would worry someone who goes oversea to be sick there blah blah blah...

This year, my health has generally been in good shape other than the occasional throat discomfort which I will then bombard it with heaps of lozenges and hearbal cooling tea. It has worked pretty well this year.

Once I'm back, I started taking heaps of Old Chang Kee. Their Curry Puff!!!! OMG! And they introduced the new chicken and mushroom puff. Also took their spring roll, the sotong thingy etc... On top of that, I met up with Michael the other day and ate satay, sting ray, carrot cake etc...

Not too long after that, I fell sick. WTH! I was fine for one whole year ion Aus but the first week I am back, I am ill! In fact, the moment I landed, I started having some minor allergic reaction. Was coughing a bit and started having sniffles... Shit... Allergic to Singapore lah! It's ironic cos in Aus, heaps of ppl have what they call Hayfever which is esp during springtime when flowers bloom and many ppl are allergic to the pollen etc. I am fine over there. Even the carpets which is basically the floor covering for 90% of the houses din really bother me as much. But, I am allergic to the ultra clean state - Singapore?!?!

Anyway, what is worse now is I've just lost my voice! Shit lah! Cos I amn suppose to go singing ktv on this saturday!!! SH has 'booked' me way way in advance but now, I'm sick lah. Haiz... Hope the antibiotics etc works...

So Sway Nowadays...

2008-11-20T15:22:00.002+08:00

Sigh... A series of random swayness has plaqued me once again...

Firstly, I realised I was a victim of the Lehman Brother Minibond... Din even know abt it until I was reading Today online not too long ago and realised why the description of the product was so similar to the one I bought 2 years ago. Only 1 more year to go and Lehman collapsed over nite. Now... Lost so much of money, the money I saved through so many years of eating bread during my lunch time, recess etc...

Just went to the interview with Hong Leong Finance this afternoon. To be honest, I doubt I will get back my money, since I dun exactly qualify as their 'vulnerable' grp. After the interview, I was quite convinced I was mis-sold. But then, what can I say. As they put it, it is our responsibility to find out. This can happen in Sg, but in Aus, as a doctor, you cant argue with such stance. It's totally different. It's a doctor's job to explain toi the patients of the risks and consequence of each procedures.

Here, gahmen says it's our own responsibilities even thou we do not know anything abt it and if we do not know, what can we ask to find out stuff that we do not know in the first place? But well, gahmen is rich and they 'sympatise' with us but it's not their $. If it's their $, they will kb or even sue lah. But then, our money, they say it's our own responsibility. Sigh...

Well, at least what I can do to console myself was that I did put in a fair bit of $, but comnpare to those retired aunties and uncles who put in hundreds of thousand which is like their lifelong savings, I am considered lucky I suppose. Also, I cant blame myself. Cos unlike another fren who lost more than 10k in stock market, I did all that was supposed to be 'correct'. I thought it was low risk, and I suppose it is and no one knew Lehman such a big bank cld collapse. Another thing, I did diversify my investment portfolio as recommended, but still, no one cld predict such stuff....

As if things cldnt get worse, my car was badly scratched on the day of my paper 1 in Aus. I drove my car to the exam venue and parked there and when I got back, it was badly scratched on both sides of the car. The fucker muz be a driver cos he really scratched so deeply that I wld need to respray the car to remove the scratches. Not only that, he intentionally scratched both doors and the bit in front and behind the door so basically, I need to respracy the whole car except the bonnet and bumper and top. I only curse for his windscreen to be smashed, he whole car smashed and his *ock rot and in great pain. Evil, I know... but such fucker deserve it. What comes ard goes ard.

Lastly, I brought my portable harddisk back frm Aus. and when I got back home, I dropped it and now, my lappie doesnt detect it anymore. Damn... Waste my time and effort bringing it back. Argghh... So now, I need to go and get another one during one of the IT show again lah! Damn it! Sianz diaoz lah!

Why so many sway things always happen to me?! This year hasnt been good at all! Even Tae was like saying why so many things happened to me this year. Haiz... No idea lah. Sigh...

I'm Back!

2008-11-18T08:20:00.002+08:00

Hey Guys! Finally I'm back! Well, since I'm back, I will need to head back to blogging! Paisei lah... I know I have not been blogging much this year, especially towards then end of the year. Partly it was due to the major major exams I had a few weeks ago which I almost died under it. Haiz...

Another reason was the apparent lack of readers on my blog which is also partly due to the lack of posts. This is like a vivious cycle. However, I was quite surprised to find out during the last few months that quite a fair bit of my frens do read my blog cos it WAS funny... I do hope it will still be funny and light hearter to read like the past...

These few days have been kinda busy. Busy with going out to meet frens and cut hair etc... Went to Chapter 2 yesterday and they have 25% off all hair services from Mon-Thurs lah! Haha... Damn shiok lah! Ok fine, cheap thrills... So wat?!?!?!?!

Did fringe rebonde which I'm sure many of u guys thinking why this guy so damn vain lah! Cant help it, kena infected by Vainpot Mama Iwan previously. Haha... Well, my theory is this, I can only play with my hair for at most another 4 years? Cos I have 3 more years to go to get my degree and 1 more year of internship at the hospital which I intend to complete in Australia. In Australia, they never restrict us on the hair colour which I reckon its due to the multi shades of the hair colour of the Ozs...

Once I'm back in Singapore, it's back to the boring black hair and maybe curry pok hair? I will then look like one of the AIS air steward lah! Cos they have to keep their hair black and some of them use the type of oily shiny hair gel with centre parting lah! Almost fainted that day... Well, do expect them to look professional but not ermm... uncle-ish?

I do like the change in uniform though. Gone were the obiang blue coat but the trendy black ones. However, I notice that the air stewardess are becoming a bit of cheena... Not that it's bad to be cheena but it used to bee an English speaking crew. Now, among themselves in the area where they prepare the meals behind the thin curtains, they talk loudly in mandarin! Well, I find it odd but I also felt that they shld have kept their volume down and also, not talk endlessly like some masak masak cos SIA really very premium wat... LoLz... I still love SIA though though the price is forever so ex.

Welcome to Mugger Land

2008-09-28T09:00:00.002+08:00

I am now officially a Muggarian - citizen of the Mugger Land. Here, mugging is our favourite pastime. Not out of interest, but out of necessity. In this place, we mug 24/7 excluding the 8hours we spend on sleeping.

In Mugger Land, we don't use cups. We use Mugs. If you use cups, you are exiled to the Cuppa Land. =)

In Mugger Land, there is NO Mahjong. We play Mug-jong. No tiles involved. Only books and if you want, some kakis to mug together. I am not into Mug-jong.

Same as other places, there are still Wardrobe Muggers who mugs, not in the wardrobe literally, but mug behind closed doors and tell others not that they aren't mugging and make snipe remarks when they see other ppl mugs. There are such people among the Singapore meddies. Something you have to beware. Such ppl are insecure that other ppl might outperform you. Chill dude(s)...

So, if you are interested to join me in this place, just leave me a message.

In the meantime, I need to head back to continue mugging for my year end exam. Shitty exam which consist of 3 parts. One is the normal one which test everything from year 2. Second part is the one testing our practical clinical skills which covers year 1 and year 2 clinical skills. The last killer part is the another written exam which covers EVERYTHING from year 1 to year 2. That is the heavy weightage and I so gonna die liaoz...

Back to Mugigng!

Idiotic Parking Attendant

2008-09-27T21:02:00.002+08:00

Sorry for the lack of posts and Uncle ZR has juz reminded me that I have not blogged for so long. Aiyah... cos I tot no more is reading this blog anymore mah...

Anyway, So damn sway the other day. I parked my car near the uni the other day. It was supposed to be a half an hour zone but my lecture is an hr mah. So, after the lecture ended, I walked quickly to where my car was parked. Then, I saw someone standing near my car and I ran towards it. Haiz... WTH! It was the parking attendant! Argghhh! I told him that I will drive it away now. Fucking hell! He told me:

It's TOO LATE!

WTH! He is an idot lah! Argghhh... I normally dun drive to uni one but that one day when I was a bit lazy to walk and broke e law once in a blue moon, I kena fined lah! Pissed off!!! Cursing that freaking parking attendant!

I CURSE HE WILL KENA 10 PARKING FINES SOON!

Sway

2008-08-14T13:46:00.003+08:00

Once again, Swayness has plagued me... Argghhh...

Not to mention the parking ticket that I kena a few weeks ago cos I din know there is a time limit of half an hr parking at that area, which is partly my fault. Should ve checked but cos my fren said she parked at tat place numerous times so I follow suit.

Then, a few days ago, I wanted to log into my UOB bank lah! Then, I forgot that I have changed my password and was wondering why it kept prompting me that I keyed in the wrong password. In the end, I tried 4 times and then, I was locked out!!! Argghhhhh!!! Sway! And I will need to send them a letter or go to ATM lah! WTH!!!!!!!! Pissed off!

Anyway, to top it up, I lost my pencil case today lah! Sianz diaoz! I like tat pencil case which I bought frm Wallet Shop with the words "Do I look like I freaking care?" on it lah! And also, tat doraemon keychain on it was a gift too! Sianz diaoz... Now I lost all my stationery inside lah! And my exams is on next week! Though I have spare pens etc... but still!!! Sigh...

Why cant I be a bit lucky for a change? -.-"

Joke of The Day

2008-08-11T16:13:00.003+08:00

READ TEXT FIRST and then check image

Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives.

The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!"
The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche.
And she's never been happier in her life."

The next guy says, "I know what you mean.
I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!"
That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say.
And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third.

"Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds." "No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!"

"Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that it goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds."

"Wow." one of the men said, "That's hard to believe. do you have a picture of it?"

Exams Coming Again

2008-08-10T14:16:00.002+08:00

Well, I suppose this is of no surprise. I am currently preparing for my upcoming mid-sem exams which is on 20th Aug, that explains the lack of posts.

This sem is really busy cos we ve got heaps of projects. Finally, completed my SPC project. Still have got heaps of essays to write, on top of the Community Based Project. Then, it will be the rural placement which I will be heading to Sale (name of the place) and then, more essays.

Once these are done, it will be the 3 major exam at the end of the year, which is not tat far off.

Sianz... Oh, I've just watched NDP online yesterday. The fireworks was great! But the sky was a bit smoky cos no wind to blow them away and it made e fireworks less nice. Sigh... Still, it looks great with e nice background.

Anyway, I've just uploaded the latest song by Derrick Hoh. This is my favorite song in his current album, which I heard was sold out on the first day or smth. wow... amazing... his fans still rem him after such a long long wait.

Wilsons Prom Day 1

2008-08-03T05:50:00.003+08:00

After resting for a night back at home, we left hurriedly for our wilsons prom. This time, Sheryl joined us for the second half of the trip. We were in a hurried state during the morning since we had to finish doing some laundry. The previous night wasnt much of a long good rest since joyee and I had to cook the dinner in advance for next 2 nights. Auntie Fang din even come and help lah!!! She stayed at home doing her own laundry! Argghhh...

We drove Shu's car to Chadstone cos we had to recharge the GPS in the car as the corolla we rented din ve the power plug thingy. They removed it to prevent ppl from smoking in their car (as that power output can be used to light cigs). We went to Chadstone to get our beloved Krispy Creme! Damn nice lah! So nice to get a coffee, drink and eat the doughtnuts while on the way of our Roadtrip. Heehee... what an enjoyment! LoLz...

Weather was good for the first day. Halfway down the trip, I needed the loo! So, I drove to this ultra small town. It even smaller than Suntec City lah! Only a few shops and a loo. Haha... We then drove up the hills for the sceneries. Feels as if we were back to the Moo-Moo land at Springvale cos there were heaps of cows everywhere. The smell was 'wonderful'!!! Surrounded by same smell of Auntie Fang's breathe? Heehee... -.-"

We were having heaps of problem with the accommodation for Wilsons Prom. I booked online and I was under the impression that it was gonna be like a resort where there would be a reception kinda thing to get the keys. Apparently, I was wrong! The place was kinda ulu-fied and so, when we finally find the place, it was a house and there was no one!

Drove around quite a fair bit trying to find the house as we thought we might have gone to the wrong place. In the end, we went to the community house at the town. When we asked the person there if we could loan the internet, they werent keen and gave all sort of excuses. Sigh... Think cos internet is qute expensive in the rural areas so they dun let strangers use it. Sianz diaoz.

It was kinda hilarious cos we were asking about the house we rented and cos there is another place with similar name and the owner just passed away! The 4 of us were shocked! I was just conversing with this lady through email on the previous night and she has passed away?! The 3 ignorant gals burst out laughing lah! So rude lah! Though it was funny but this lady in front just told me that the owner passed away and these 3 ladies burst out laughing?!?!?!?! -.-"

In the end, I realised that the lady must have gave me instructions on how to get the keys and we called back to Lynn to ask him to check my email and look at that email. Apparently, the lady told me to get the keys from this keybox outside the house. Sigh... Din look at the email carefully cos I assumed that it was gonna be a resort kind of thing. Argghhh.... Reminded me of gq who said travelling with me always so happening. Argghhh...

After putting all our stuff down when we FINALLY got into the house, we went to Wilsons Prom. However, as it was winter time, the sky was turning dark and we wanted to go and see sunset! Rushed to Wilsons Prom and paid the 2-day pass though we din even stay for half a day for the first day lah! We went to the Squeaky Beach where we were supposed to hear squeaks when we walk on the beach. Tried a long time before we realised that we have to drag our feet on the sand before we can hear the squeaks. Joyee and Aunty Fang har....... very naughty. Kept trying to drag me to the water cos the waves were quite strong. Argghhh... In terms of strenght, how to win me? Tsk Tsk Tsk... In the end, I almost drag them down lah! Don pray pray... Lion never roar u think I sick cat is it?!

We wanted to go to the park but then, the sky was turning dark. We did a quick walk and took some photos but it was too dark. Sianz diaoz. Haiz.... But we managed to see wonbats! Din know what wonbats were until I was at wilsons prom!

The drive back was kinda difficult. We were in the rural area and my GPS aint that sensitive in rural areas so we drove through some mini roads and couldnt find our way out lah! Think there was this tension in the air cos we definitely din wan to end up in the middle of no where thoughtout the night lah!

In the end, we found our way back lah. haha.... Happily eating the japanese curry we brought there. Master Chef Tee, once again, cooked nice food! Haha... The gals then put the dished into the dishwasher. However, we realised that the dishes werent cleaned lah! Haiz... Apparently, they din know how to use the dishwasher and they assumed that the dishwasher was faulty. Haiz... Went to the dishwasher and pressed a few buttons and then the thing started cleaning the dishes... Sigh... Proved my theory that gals are bad with machines. Haha...

Jokes of The Day

2008-08-03T05:24:00.002+08:00

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very
large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's
a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher, She's dead. "

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
in the face.."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

Liar: A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people you're dying of AIDS? "
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Chinese Adam and Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

Cyber Child: "Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you any way."
"So why not today? Please!"
"OK, but listen carefully. Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finisheduploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus."

Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince!

2008-08-01T03:48:00.002+08:00

The trailer is out now!!! OMG! How to resist that desire to watch it asap?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'm NOT Growing Fat!

2008-07-17T13:34:00.003+08:00

Recently, there have been a few comments saying I seem to have grown fatter lah! WTH!

ZR and XM have both said I seem to have gained a bit of weight and I alrd told XM that I was wearing 2 layers of shirt which makes me seem fatter but then, our BELOVED Uncle ZR said I have INDEED gained weight and the fats seem to have deposited on my face lah!

Being ultrally image concious, I decided to prove that I have not gained weight! In fact, I've lost weight since coming back to Australia lor! Well, remember that I said I lost 8 kg back in early Mar or so? Anyway, I did gain a bit back, abt 2 kg but still, I am 6 kg down since I came back lah!

Decided, the only way to prove it is by photos! Seeing is believing! Hahaha... Great words of Wei De!

Can anyone tell me, in WHAT way does my face looks fatter than the past?!?!?!?!?!?!

ZR, you better answer me or ur head gonna roll the moment I arrived in Singapore in November! Haha.......

Great Ocean Road Day 2

2008-07-02T18:44:00.003+08:00

After a refreshing night at The Comfort Inn at Apollo Bay, we were on our way to the remaining sites of GOR as well as heading back to Melbourne to repack for the second part of the road trip to Wilsons Prom.

After exiting the hotel driveway, we immediately saw the nice beach opposite the hotel. The smart and one with wonderful sense of direction Auntie Fang told us that the beach is quite some distance away and we wont be able to walk there from our location. Luckily, I trusted my own instinct and parked e car and walked over, simply by crossing a small bridge lah!!!

We werent able to wake up early enough to view the sunrise but the view was still scenic enough. Considering we have 2 gals and Auntie Fang takes half an hour to shower, how can we ever make it to watch the sunrise unless we wake up at around 5am lah!

The area is pretty empty so we could take heaps of photos. Both XF and Joyee were so happy and kept taking photos from all angles lah! I was well.... more restained.... muahhaaaaaa!

Hate this photo cos it makes my face look ultra ultra fat lah! Dun know what went wrong with it lor! Argghhh... But e one I took after this one were alrite!

We were talking about this area being a great feng shui area cos it has mountain behind and faces e sea lah! But houses along e beach normally cost a lot a lot one lah!

Had the opportunity to drive during this stretch of the tour. Basically, it was a curvy road all e way! Sianz... Cos had to slow down everytime we pass by a turn thou Aussies basically drove pass us quickly... Think it is better to be safe than sorry. Wouldnt wanna try any stuns and end up in accidents lah! Have to be responsible for e lives of the passengers also mah. Not trying to satisfy some stupid ego-boasting urge like some other ppl.

Finally, my disc in the car reached the theme song of the whole trip, Fei Ni Mo Shu, which is the song played on my blog now. I wound down the windows and turned up the volume and sang my hearts our throughout lah! Damn shiok!!! Hahahahahaha....... And repeated the song like 5-6 times, excluding the number of times I sang along the beach without the music. heehee.... It was my only opportunity to indulge in such thrills cos by the time Sheryl joins us for Wilsons Prom, I will ve to turn down e volume cos her ears are ULTRA ULTRA sensitive and cant stand anything louder than the sound of wind lah... -.-"

Still, I sang this song so many times that by the end of the trip, she could actually sing parts of the song lah! haha...

We saw those clover leaves and I think I found one with 4 leaves which means good luck cos it is very rare to ve one with 4 leaves. But e moment I pluck it up, it disintegrated and we couldnt be sure it was 4 leaves. Damn....

We then heading to this park and there were heaps of ducks but the place was full of their shit lah! XF was stepping here and there and no matter where she stepped, she landed on some shit lah! Haha........ Shitty person! :) ROFL!

After enjoying our fish and chips at Lorne, we headed to the Erksine Fall. We end up doing stupid stuff cos we brought our empty coffee cups out, thinking that there should be rubbish bin around but there wasnt and we end up carrying it around during the tour of the waterfall lah! Argghhhh....

The climb down to the waterfall was alright but the climb back up was a killer. To think I have been constantly exercising, it was still very tiring but it was worse for Joyee who had not been exercising for the past one month due to exams lah! hahahahaha..... She was complaining that her trotters were aching e nxt day lah. Heehee..... :) Actually I also ve a bit of aching but cannot admit lah! So malu! Haha...

Took quite some time before finally taking a decent shot for this photo. One of the photo, I wasnt pointing the waterfall but was actually pointing to the palm tree like plant beside it lah! And the gals were laughing and laughing... Wonder wats so funny. Gals... Sigh... LoLz.

The weather then started to turn cloudy and was raining a fair bit before we reach our next destination, which is the airey inlet, aka the lighthouse.

But you wont believe it. The moment we were about to reach, the weather turned well and there was a rainbow leading to the lighthouse lah! Can you believe how lucky we were?! Hope you guys can see the faint rainbow leading to the lighthouse in the photo.

The lighthouse looks damn majestic and nice under the perfect weather once we arrived. But walking around the lighthouse was kinda tiring, considering we just completed the climb from the falls. And we tried looking for a toilet but the one we found, which was a far walk from e lighthouse, din even ve e basic basin to wash our hands lah! Din use the toilet in e end. Haiz...

We were really lucky cos by the time we finished touring the lighthouse, the weather turned cloudy again and started to drizzle. Haha.... Heng lah! Luckily we got pray pray before we went for the trip. heehee...

We saw this creepy mini house on our way finding the toilet and e 2 gals din dare to go in to take photo. But it was really kinda creepy walking into the hse initially. Haha... was wondering at tat moment if the photo will turned out with some unknown person in the hse.

The last destination was the Bells Beach where it is a popular site for the surfers. Haha... Was kinda cool to see ppl surfing. Too bad Singapore doesnt ve e waves but I prob wont end up surfing even if we had e waves lah. Haha...

Great Ocean Road Day 1

2008-07-01T19:26:00.008+08:00

Just came back from my roadtrip with heaps of pictures! Very tiring and the weather is not tat wonderful at this season with heaps of rain. Went to Great Ocean Road (GOR) and Wilsons Prom and think I ve abt 200 photos lah!

Went on a roadtrip on last Monday. After finishing a last min itinerary for GOR on Sunday night, we went to rent our car on Monday morning. Everything went well until we realised that the stupid car we rented doesnt have the power outlet cars usually have. Apparently, they replaced the power outlet to prevent ppl from smoking in the car.

This means, my beloved and trusted GPS doesnt have a continual power supply! So we had to ration our power lah! On top of this, smth went wrong with our accomodation during our Wilsons Prom trip which I will elaborate in our later post. This reminded me what gq used to say, Going on tour with me damn happening lah!

It was rather easy drive to GOR since we took the inland route which is directly and straight ahead except for a few times when our inexperience Auntie Fang tried to act Garang and drove at 120+km/h and attempted some nasty turns and almost end up *choy choy choy*...

But her driving improved quite a fair bit since Frankston thou as Joyee commented, still not very very steady yet, but still, quite some improvement lah.

Anyway, my trusted GPS led us through some minor roads which was really easy for us cos it took us about 4hrs to reach our destination. Would say this GOR trip was quite well plan though there were some unexpected hiccups.

When we arrived at what was supposed to be Lord Ard Gorge, the weather was still fine. We toured around the place and walked for quite some time and then, it started to drizzle lah! Sianz diaoz! It was quite tiring to walk around in the cold and rain for a few hours and what was worse, there was no toilets at that place!

In order to help lighten the mood, I charmed Auntie Fang and Joyee with my lovely voice lah! What a sacrifice man! Hahahahaha!!! Cos it's quite tiring to walk non-stop and there were moments of silence which is so sianz isnt it? So I basically sang my favourite song of the trip, Fei Ni Mo Shu lah! haha... Sang until I sort of had some hoarseness by the end of the trip. :(

The view was quite nice but soon, we got a bit tired of the view cos it was the sea and rocks all the way. Hahahaha...... And on top of the rain, day time is much shorter than usual during winter! And we had to worry not making it in time to our next destination and also to check into our accomodation lah!

Cos of the coldness, Joyee and I wanted to pee so badly and cos we saw this guy who pee-ed by the side of the carpark so in the end, we also pee-ed in the open lah! It was alrite for me since I'm a guy and doing such stuff was common during our Fieldcamp during BMT lah.

But Joyee had a harder time and she had to be careful not to step onto the spot I just pee-ed lah! hahaha... And she was so smart lor! She asked me to stand outside to 'guard' the place to make sure no one looks at her.

But when she was almost done, I told her to hurry a bit cos a couple is walking towards our direction and she started to scream and making loud conversation which basically attracted more attention lah! But I guess the couple knew wat was going on and turned their heads away when they walk pass. Sigh... What a shame. Make me so malu-ated lah! -.-"

By the time we were back in the car, it was another round of picnic-ing time lah! Basically ate so much which I have to bear the consequence now, gaining 2kg lor! :( But on the way of losing that weight liaoz. Heehee...

By the time we finished eating, felt so tired and drained but still drove to the famous 12 Apostles! When we arrived, everything was worth it lah. Cos it looks so nice! But it was very cold and was starting to turn dark by this time liaoz.

Once we arrived, we went crazy taking heaps of photos lah! Cos we prob wont be coming here anytime soon so kept taking heaps and heaps of photos from all angles etc. LoLz...

And muz change outfit every now and then lah. Haha... And someone commented I look as if I am going to wedding dinner, very formal lor. Haha... But dun agree lah! And e trend now is to wear tie in such a way lah! And Sheryl commented that why I dress so weird. Hello!!! Haiz... She kinda outdated when it comes to fashion one. -.-" Sigh... LoLz.

Tot from this angle, my shirt looks damn baggy. Haha....

Initial plan was to head to a lighthouse after the 12 apostles but by then, it was getting dark. The road along GOR is quite difficult to drive lah. Lots of winding and curvy roads and it was so dark and foggy... Quite scary at times to drive lor. Haiz... But in the end, XF still managed to drive to Apollo Bay where we stayed at The Comfort Inn which isnt very expensive and accomodation was quite good in fact. But food there was expensive! Bought a pizza which cost us 15bucks when it normally cost us 7-8 bucks in mel lah!

We then snacked a bit and drank a bit of alcohol. Bought a bottle of sparkling wine and drank it that night. Conclusion was that I cant hold my liquor. Not that I got drunk, in fact, I was still clearly awake. But my face flushed and sort of got a bit breathless cos whenever I drink, I get a bit breathless. As usual, the chronic alcoholic gal, Auntie Fang, drank the most lah! And she din even flush a single bit lor! haha!

I am obviously not smoking cigar lah! Cos Sheryl said I look as if I am smoking cigar. -.-""""" Tot it was kinda obvious. Sigh... Anyway, that was pokie in my mouth lah! Looks quite flushed by this time. But only drank 2 glasses of sparkling wine and got so flushed. Sigh....

Post Exams! WooHoo!

2008-06-21T06:56:00.002+08:00

Finally, another sem is over, one step ahead towards the medical career, which seems really daunting. It seems as though what we know aint much different from JC level, though that is obviously not true, just a feeling, a thought. How are we supposed to help patients in a few years time? It scares me to think that I might make a stupid mistake and cause more harm. Rule number one to being a doctor: Cause no harm!

Dont wanna think about that at the moment. Probably focus on my post exam partying!

Will be heading to the city today to the botanical garden which I have yet been to. Haha... Then, proceeding with a buffet at Crowns! It's been a long long time since I ate buffet! Love buffets but hate it after tat as it makes me so damn full that I really feel like vomitting lah! I know, u guys wld be saying dun eat so much lah! But then, how to control when there is such a huge variety of food in front of you?! Just eating small bit of each dish is enough to make u damn full lah!

I am not like Piggy, who dun eat this dun eat that, I am not like korkor so guniang with womens' appetite! I am not like Auntie Fang who basically ve a longer list of food she doesnt eat than food she eats lah!

Haha.........

Will be partying at a fren's house in e evening though not sure if that is considered as partying. Dun really mingle into the crowd very well... But well, the quantity of frens doesnt really matter, it is the quality of them. And I have 2 best friends! :)

Lastly, I am now officially an uncle! OMG! My sister-in-law just gave birth to my niece! :) I feel so old now. Haiz....

Friends or Acquaintance?

2008-06-17T17:26:00.002+08:00

Take this simple test to find out whether your friends are true friends or mere acquaintance:

The Friendship Test
1) Do you have the time and energy to add this friend to the friendships you already have?

2) Do you find yourself looking forward to seeing your acquaintance again, or receiving the next email or the next phone call?

3) Do you feel comfortable when you and this acquaintance talk on the phone?

4) If you socioeconomic class is different, is the contrast unimportant to both of you?

5) Whenever possible, will you return phone calls from your friend within 24 hours?

Shitting At The Moment!

2008-06-16T15:41:00.002+08:00

My room is situated next to the toilet, so whenever Joyee goes to shit, I will know but that means, the smell can travel to my room pretty easily! Luckily, there is a ventilator or suction thing at the toilet which sucks the air out of the house.

Yesterday, she came to my doors and wanted to close my doors. She said smugly that she wanna shit and ask if I want the smell to come into my room. Story went as this:

Me: What you doing? (As she closes the door)

Joyee: I wanna shit. You want the smell is it har? (in a yaya manner)

Me: -.-"

Joyee: Can let the air DIFFUSE to YOUR room one leh!

Me: (Argghhh..., decided to revenge) OH! You WANNA SHIT now IS IT? (said in a loud voice as our landlords were at the living room downstairs which can hear our conversation clearly)

Joyee: OEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: You wanna SHIT (and she interrupted me and started screaming...)

Joyee: WHAT?!?!?! NOTHING! (Trying to cover my voice)

I decided to play a prank on her after she went into the toilet.

I walked to her room and typed her nick as:

Joyee @ Shitting at the moment

I even logged out and logged in to make sure her frens could see her nick. LoLz... When I walked out of her room, outside the toilet, I burst out laughing and couldn't stop laughing all the way!

When she came out, she knew I did smth and started searching in her room and asked what I did. Eventually, she saw her nick and was horrified! Muaahhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Piggy is Pregnant?

2008-06-16T15:33:00.002+08:00

Stunned by the title? Haha... no lah, she is not pregnant lah. how can she get pregnant when she doesnt even know much abt birds and bees? rofl...

Anyway, I was chatting with Piggy yesterday on msn. She juz bought a pillow 2 weeks ago which was on sale, typical for her cheapo character lah. LoLz! :) It was a buy one get one free for smth which would normally cost her 200bucks. She bought it at 160bucks for 2 which means it was 80bucks each!

Me: Wah, your pillow so cheap and I am sure they still made a profit! Which means, we ve always been ripped off by such a huge margin!

Piggy: You dun know meh? Fashion clothes even worse!

Me: Of cos I know lah, but the profit margin is more than 100%!

Piggy: Knew it all along. I want to be a fashion label designer!

Me: Sell wat?

Piggy: Clothes lah!

Me: I mean what types of clothes! Pregnant lady clothes? You can be the model! Can even save that cost! :)

Piggy: WTH! Pissed off!

Me: Hahahaha!!!

4 more days!

2008-06-15T17:06:00.002+08:00

4 more days and exams will be over! Really cant wait for it to be over. What a torture for the past 2 weeks... I can forsee the one at the end of the year will be a much more painful one considering the study break will be much longer and much more stuff to cramp in since the exams cover everything from year 1 to year 2, which is 4 sems, which is 4 times the amount normal module covers! OMG!

Right now, I can only yearn for my post exam break! Looking forward to the Great Ocean Road and Wilson Prom Roadtrip. Have been planning, well technically, not exactly planning considering the fact that we have not plan anything yet. Will be doing intense itinerary planning on this Sunday when the trip is on the following Monday! Thanks to Auntie Fang who bansei us and going out on Friday! Anything cock up, her tiny tiny head is gonna roll! :) Muaahhaaa!!!!

Most of the Singapore meddies are going back... Sigh, how I wish I am going back too. Aint going back this time cos air tickets prices have gone up again and this year, we are only having a pathetic 3 weeks break. Sigh. Holidays are going to get shorter and shorter as we progress into our medical education. :(

Aint gonna 'see' so far. Shall only look forward towards my roadtrip. 4 more days and exams will be over! abeit a temporarily one.

Too Much Info!

2008-06-14T05:24:00.002+08:00

Yesterday, I was lying on Joyee's back cos her butt is a nice cushion! This is smth she admitted herself cos she says her butt very qiao. As I am nursing my chronic lower back pain, her butt came in handy :)

I had medicated plasted pasted all over my back and the conversation went on like this:

Me: Haha... later the smell of my medicated plasted will diffuse to ur butt! :)

Joyee: No way! Never mind, I have 3 layers of clothes, so wont diffuse to my butt one.

Me: Huh? What 3 layers?

Joyee: I have my coat, shirt and underwear!

Me: -.-"

Joyee: And my shirt is tucked inside my underwear! Then the cold wind cannot enter my tummy!

Me: Woah! Too much info miss!

She tried to explain say I hear wrongly. The shirt is tucked into her pants, not underpants. Hmm... Well, whatever lor... Too much info here! Muaahhaaa!

Reading Minds

2008-06-10T05:55:00.002+08:00

I can read people's mind which isn't exactly difficult if you know that someone pretty well.

Since it is the exam period, Joyee and I are both stuck at home studying most of e time. And so, we end up snacking quite a bit during this period... :x As usual, I feel hungry pretty often and hence, need to snack a bit mah...

From her reaction, I know whether she is hungry as well. What happen was this:

Me: Ehhhh... I feel kinda hungry leh...

Joyee: Is it?

Me: You are hungry too rite!

Joyee: Huh?! How you know?!?!

It's not difficult to know she is hungry as well... Cos, she double standards one... If she is hungry as well, this would have been what happen:

Predicted Response

Me: Ehhhh... I feel kinda hungry leh...

Joyee: You PIG AH?! So fast hungry AGAIN!!!!

Me: -.-"

So when I told her this, she just laugh lah! Cos it was basically what she would have done! See! I'm not e only mean one lah! She also always bully me lor!!! Anyway, I can read minds! :) LoLz...

XF can be '门神'

2008-06-07T18:24:00.003+08:00

I was talking to XF the other day.

Since we have to move on to our clinical years from next year onwards, it means we will be moving elsewhere. For Monash meddies, we are attached to different hospitals from year 3 onwards thou we have to rotate to different hospitals regularly.

For year 3, we will be rotated to a hospital which the uni will allocate to us. We get to indicate our preferences though it is no gurantee they will allocate according to our preference. We also get to indicate who we want to go to the same hos with...

It is likely that XF and I will be heading to the same hos so we are discussing the possibility of being housemates next year. I am a nice housemate lah. Everyone wants to be my housemate one lah. :)

Anyway, the conversation went on to be like this:

Me: Hmm... Next time I shall go to your room and fart! :)

XF: WAH! Must find a house where the rooms have locks! Or at least must have some sort of barriers!

Me: Aiyah... Don't need one lah. Just put your picture on your door can liaoz lah!

XF: Argghhhh!

Me: Later I see liaoz will shout "WAH, KUA DIO GUI! (看到鬼)!"

XF: ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! Pissed off!!!

Driving Phobia

2008-06-07T18:02:00.002+08:00

I am having this driving phobia ever since the 3 freak accidents in a day which cost me quite a fair bit...

Ever since my first car accident a few years ago, I had some sort of phobia whenever someone breaks the car too near from the car in front. My heart beat rises and I breath faster and harder, feeling very nervous. Even though it had been quite a few years and I had been driving in between, that phobia never seem to disappear.

Then, I had the 3 freak accidents which scratched my car a few weeks ago. Till now, I still can't get over it. Ever since that accident, XF and Joyee noticed that my driving habits have changed. It seems that my passengers can sense the nervousness whenever I drive. Even when I park, it is very apparent that I am taking much longer than the past and very paranoia. No idea how to get rid of that phobia...

Yesterday, I was driving to Glen Waverley. The car park was damn full so I drove to a multistorey carpark which is kinda tight. Then, I had to make a tight turn to get out of the carpark and that particular turn reminded me of the freak accident a few weeks ago and in my mind, I could hear that sreeching sound all over again. I actually was stationary for a few moments until the car behind me horned at me... XF and Joyee knew that I was really scared and they helped to look at the side to make sure I wont scratch against the side.

However, not all could understand. Sheryl were like commenting that she felt more nervous sitting in the car than to drive by herself. That certainly din help lah! Not everyone can understand how nervous and frightful I was at tat point. I came back and had nightmare that I was hit...

I just hope this feeling will fade away and let me find my confidence again...

Fact: Piggy is Shitty!

2008-06-04T05:39:00.002+08:00

Joyee just gave me this site a few days ago, some sort of a fortune telling site. You can tell what occupation you were for your previous life and also for ur next life.

I did not have a very good prediction. Anyway, my previous life was a fortune teller! Damn ironic rite?! And my next life is a gambler lah! WTH! Sounds damn useless sia! Argghhhh......

I forwarded the link to piggy and her results was far more amusing than mine lah!!! When she told me, I almost fainted from all e laughing! Muaahhaaaa!!!!

Piggy: My previous life is Dao Ye Xiang 倒夜香 one!

Dictionary:
倒夜香: An occupation in the early 1900s, when there was no proper sanitation. In those days, people shitted in a bucket and these people who 倒夜香, will come at night to collect these buckets and pour the shit away.

Me: Muaahhaaaaaa!!!!!! Can't believe you have such 'interesting' job! No wonder you are a shitty person! I have always been rite!

Piggy: Argghhhh!!!

Me: Hmm... now I know why you so smelly, cos you brought your smell over from your previous life!

Piggy: Pissed off!!!

Me: So next time when we go travelling, I shall shit and ask you to come and flush! That is your forte! :)

Piggy: Eeks! -.-"

Haha.... I am evil! :) But that is really damn funny rite?! Hahahahahahahhaha!!!!!

Exams again...

2008-06-03T11:11:00.003+08:00

Sigh... Gonna have my 2nd exam in this sem in 2 week's time. Though it is only worth 5%, but still, gonna try to do well. Wonder why do we need to constantly have heaps of exams! Argghhhh.....

Anyway, I have just collected my car yesterday! This time, I made sure I collected at an 'auspicious time' lah! haha... very superstitious but cant help it after a disastrous month which burnt my pocket... Picked up my car at 1plus yesterday!

Look at this site:

Better play safe than to be sorry... :)

Tank - 岚

2008-06-03T11:10:00.003+08:00

作詞：陳信延　作曲：Tank　編曲：呂紹淳

還記得那夜　青春最初一頁
眼前的世界　看起來快毀滅
你在我身邊　看著屋簷　像末日的雨天
倘若雨大一些　是否靠近一點
你沒有察覺　心跳特別強烈
颱風把沉默　吹襲了一整夜
明明有感覺　可惜時間　溜出了我指尖
回頭只看得見　滿地回憶的碎片
答案一直到今天　才在我心中浮現　
愛情曾出現那一瞬間　我們都沒發現
那雨勢一直到今天　還下在我心裡面　
淋濕了雙眼事過境遷　才清晰地看見　你的臉

後來那幾年　當然也有雨天
我開始學會　等雨後的晴天
誰在我身邊　渡過長夜　任雨點再傾洩
卻再也找不回　當時心動感覺
你是否偶而　像我靜靜懷念
嵐一樣的愛　傾盆的那一年
如果那場雨　再度襲捲　重新再淋一遍
我一定抱住你　絕對不讓你走遠

那爱一直到今天才在我心中浮现
爱情真出现那一瞬间我们都没发现
那雨是一直到今天爱下在我心里面
淋湿了双眼湿过今天
才清晰的看见你的脸

Totally like this song! :)

Tank's MV

2008-06-01T13:51:00.005+08:00

Currently very into Tank's songs... So, here are e MVs of e songs I like! :)

專屬天使 MV

非你莫屬 MV

嵐 MV

XF maluated... Pok Pok Keh :)

2008-05-31T13:13:00.002+08:00

Sometimes, it doesn't pay to be kind and I just experienced that yesterday. But, as a form of retribution, XF (who din appreciate my kindness), got maluated! Pok Pok Keh!!! ROFL!

Yesterday, I was doing grocery with Tae, Sheryl, Iris and XF cos my car is sent for repair...

After doing grocery, we went to this Malaysian Restaurant for our dinner. They were serving us lotus root peanut soup, which really tasted very nice!

So, this young ah mui was taking and serving us the soup. As usual, Auntie Fang was busy gossiping with the rest while I was basically watching the lady serve the soup.

Then, the lady sort of spill a bit of XF's soup on the table which then started dripping onto her handbag which is on her lap. So, I was helping XF pushing her bag sideways so that the soup wont drip onto her bag anymore.

She turned and stared at the bag, realising that it's wet, she exclaimed loudly:

XF: HEY! What you doing!!! (Staring at me in angry face)

Me: -.-" Not me lah! (thinking u juz maluated urself, u shld really shut up liaoz... and nv appreciate my kindness!)

XF: Argghhh! (still very angry and loud tone)

Ah mui: Ehhh... Sorry, it's me it's me...

XF: -.- Maluated.....

Me: :) Pok Pok Keh!

After that, the ah mui basically din dare to look at XF liaoz lah... Hahaha!!! Who ask XF nv check properly and accuse me and so loud somemore! Muaahhaaa!!!

First Traffic Offence

2008-05-27T13:11:00.002+08:00

Damn it! I have just been fined $138 with 1 demerit point in Australia! Damn it!!!

I have never had any traffic offence in Singapore one lah! Argghhhh.......

Apparently, tat camera flash was for my car! The speed limit was 60km/h and I drove at 68 km/h so I was fined. Sigh......

It is damn doggy here lah. They dun show the speed limit clearly like in Singapore and then I kena fined now. And there is no +/- 10% rule lah! :( Sad....

This month is damn sway. After the freak accidents, 3 within a day, I have to send e car for repair which cost me quite a fair bit and now the fine! Like wat XF says, it's only e first month lah! Not trying to be superstitious here, but I am so convinced that it's cos I took e car at an unauspicious timing lah! Cos my auntie was slightly late tat day so I missed e auspicious hr lor! and i din wan to make it seem tat i m so uncle so I din mention that I ve a time to collect e car lah. but now, all these happening within a month really convince me liaoz lah! :(

龙。猪。Pork?

2008-05-26T04:46:00.002+08:00

J (my hsemate) and I having a bet which started recently. Whoever insults the other party or hit e other party will ve to treat one cup of e grain express coffee (this stall at e campus centre, selling asian food and e coffee is nice! :)).

It started cos she is always hitting me or insulting me lah! So this bet is good! So far, she has lost more than 10 cups thou she is replacing with her own coffee supply which is obviously not as nice as e one in grain express but well, i m a kind soul mah... muaahhaaa.....

So, e other day, we were jogging... and the conversation went on like this...

Me: It's cold...

J: Ya lor!!!

Me: But u dun ve to worry mah... cos u ve thick insulation like tat 'thing' mah... (insulting her in an indirect manner... muahhaaa)

J: Huh?! WHICH animal u REFERING to HAR?!

Me: Ermm... dun know leh... i think it is tat last chinese zodiac sign lor... (which is pig)

J: Is it?! (Giving a damn pissed look cos I juz went thru e loopholes, insulting her without calling her names) Oh, u mean 龙 (Dragon) is it?! (Cos her chinese zodiac sign is dragon)

Me: Huh? Is it? I dun know leh... (acting blur) I only know in Singapore, this (pointing to her hand) is call 蹄 (pig's trotter)...

J: Argghhh.... Is it??? It's call 爪(claws) wat...

Me: Oh, is it? I din know HK call it 爪, we call it 蹄 in Singapore. Oh, I remember, in Singapore, we call e meat as 猪肉! HK call it 龙肉 ah?! Interesting...

J: -.-"

Me: OH! And I remember! Australia calls it PORK! :)

J: Argghhhhhhh... (but she cant help burst out laughing...)

Showing off my Poetry Skills!

2008-05-22T10:01:00.002+08:00

Today is a cold day in Melbourne, at least in the morning. Weather here is always strange... It is always ultra ultra cold during the night and early morning but ok by noon time... Haiz...

Such a torture for a tropical boy like me!

Anyway, I was wearing gloves cos my hands were freezing and then:

Me: Wah, my hands look big with the gloves...

XF: Your hands ARE big.

Me: -.-"
手大会赚钱 <- pointing to me! :)
脚大会花钱 <- pointing XF
头大没有用 <- pointing XF
脑大才有用 <- pointing to me! :)

Don't pray pray k... show u my poetry powress liaoz sia... :)

Married Humour :)

2008-05-19T04:40:00.012+08:00

Too much of bad news recently... Some humour to lighten e mood here :)

Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure! What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?

Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor!

Lousy Week

2008-05-19T03:51:00.002+08:00

You cant believe how sway things have been for me this week. Last Sat was the swayest day of the year so far... My car has some slight injuries juz cos I drove to srpingvale... Irnocially, I drove there to pray leh... But my car gotten injured now lah!

Sigh... I know I shldnt be expecting stuff juz cos I went to pray (for vesak day) but.... still, I wld ve hoped that at least not as sway as Sat... Not convenient to explain wat happened here in details. :(

Sigh... Now, gonna spend money to fix e 'injuries'... sigh... well, ppl ard me kept telling me, anything tat money can solve is not an issue, at least it is solvable... which is kinda true lah. juz still cant help whinning a bit cos gonna burn one big hole in my pocket and i was trying to save money by not going back home this june but now, still end up spending money. argghhh... not sure how much e fixing is gonna cost me. hope it wont be too much bah. now, i kinda phobia liaoz. din ve such stuff when i drove in Sg lah!!! Even when I went Orc, things was ok one lor! No idea how sway I can get... for now, i dun think i will be going to springvale thou i will still go and pray lah.

haiz... :(

Childish Teasings...

2008-05-15T03:18:00.002+08:00

I had always been teased by the Singaporean meddies since last year that there is smth going on between me and XF. Just cos we are closer, ppl started making fun. Well, if u ask why I'm closer to her, some basic reasons: similar frequency, not as kandan as e rest etc...

Anyway, juz cos ppl dun really believe in platonic relationship, they started making fun of us. Well, I'm fine with certain level of making fun, but yesterday got out of hand.

It all started cos XF was wearing a red dress and then someone juz started saying we were wearing couple clothes cos I was wearing my red jumper. -.-" Sounds damn childish rite???? Well, I admit every now and then, I make fun of other ppl as well, but it never went on and on for e whole day! and things never got so disgustingly irritating!

Yesterday, on top of the childish comment which went on spreading ard for e sake of humour of few ppl, it got worse. during lunch, there was abt 5-7 ppl sitting ard. then we became e focus of it. even thou L&S are e real couple who juz recently came out of their underground relationship, everyone started shooting at us. wondering if we became e '挡剑牌'.

instead of grilling them, they started making fun of us. well, it was alrite initially, but when it became e 'main focus' of e lunch and basically, everyone started making comments, poking jokes at us, it turn ugly. even L&S were having fun. tat was really irritating. when they wanted to hide their relationship frm e rest, we respected tat and din really make fun of them. e only time i will make fun of them is when they come and disturb me and tease me and xf lah! and e reason they wanted to keep their relationship frm e rest was cos they were expecting ppl to be making fun of them blah blah blah... now? ironic isnt it? I made a nasty remark yesterday by telling L tat "Unlike u, at least if XF and I were to get together, we will reveal our relationship"

damn pissed cos of all ppl, they wld be e least qualified to tease us lah! cos we respected why they wanted to keep their relationship frm other ppl so i wld expect e same level of respect and wats more, me and XF arent even together!!!

Argghhh............

I dun wan to seem like e 'spoilsport' by turning nasty but things are getting out of hand. day in day out, not one, not 2 but everyone ard u juz loves to make fun of us. if it's every now and then, well, forget it. but... it is becoming a daily thing and it is getting worse. and it use to be one or 2 ppl, but now, it's e whole grp. everyone juz loves to make fun of others for their own joy. esp all e sexual connoctation in some of e low class jokes are like so WTH lah! and worse of all, e ppl who seem to be making fun e most are e ppl who are doing wat they din wan pplto do to them!

Argghhh....

It is as if I am going back to secondary sch days, or maybe primary sch days? when u come up with stories of this guy and tat gal and make them e class couple and start making fun of them... juz tat now, these ppl are uni students who will one day become doctors...

Accm Issues

2008-05-14T04:53:00.003+08:00

Very grumpy these few days... No idea why. Not sure if u guys feel abt this before, that u suddenly feel a bit moody, knowing there is something that is bothering u but u cant pinpoint what is it. Sounds a bit PMSing... lolz...

Anyway, kinda pissed with my landlords these few days. As u guys know, I am staying with my hsemate on level 2 while my landlords are at level 1. Basically not much interactions with them, which is good... But these few days, they are pissing me off!

We ve this centralised heating which works on gas, unlike e electrical ones, gas heater are cheaper...

however, I realised they always switch it off when we turn it on! We turn it on in e morning cos it's cold, then when they go to work, they turn it off even thou we are still at home! And they know we are home lah! There was another time when we turn it on when they weren't home, they turn it off when they came back!

But they can turn it on e whole day when we went to school lah! And a few days ago, they turn it on at 1plus am! And it made me freaking hot when I was sleeping halfway and I din even go and turn it off lah! They can close e airvent in their room if they find it too warm one mah! Argghhh...

Anyway, my hsemate and I kinda pissed lah. we used to turn it on when we head downstair for breaky and turn it off when we come up cos they always turn it off mah. nowadays, we juz turn it on and leave it since they will turn it off anyway. why shld we be so considerate and turn it off for them when they will turn it off anyway. and e prob is they can turn it on but we cant?! ARGGHHHH....... if they find it too hot, they can adjust e temp setting mah, dun need to turn off one lor! and they can close e airvent in their room also mah, why turn it off?!?!?!

we are using our own electrical heater upstairs when they are at home. e only prob is it will cost much more cos electricity cost more than gas and heaters use lots of electricity but all of us have to share e bills. so my landlords will ve to pay part of e bills anyway, they lugi lor. dun care abt them lah. only a few more months to go anyway...

Vroom Vroom Vroom...

2008-05-08T12:07:00.003+08:00

I'm really sorry for not blogging for quite some time. Busy mugging cos exam is not tat far away and my last exams... haiz... u can consider it as not bad but still, it's quite a drop from my last yr results and this yr results will count abt 20% towards my honours lah! so trying to work harder now...

It has been 2 weeks since I've gotten my car. I know I should be posting pictures of my car soonish. I've just washed my car and will be taking pics this weekend and will then post them here! LoLz...

Driving in Aus is not as easy as Singapore cos they impose hefty fines. I'm always wondering whether I'm driving too fast or not cos they are damn strict lah. if speed limit is 60km/h, it's really tat, no such thing as 10% allowance like we ve in Singapore one lah. Haiz...

Last week, I was driving around and I'm not sure if I've kena a fine lah! I was driving along this road and then, the traffic light turned amber. Cos I was alrd very near the junction, I just drove past the junction lah! Cos in Mel, the amber light last longer than in Singapore lah. Anyway, when I drove past, there was a flash lah!!! OMG! I was freaking out by then liaoz, cos on top of the hefty fines here, they ve demerit points and they only ve 12 points, unlike Sg where we ve 24 points!

Anyway, one of my friend said it might be e vehicle behind who made a turn. The thing is speed limit signs aren't clearly shown like we do in Sg one lah. I was driving at 72km/h and I wasnt much faster than e car rite in front of my, about e same speed I reckon.

The worse thing is they wont send u e letter till quite some time later and it can sometime take up to 3 months for u to receive e fine lah! Shit! Pray hard I din kena e fine!!!

:X

Getting A Car! :)

2008-04-24T18:44:00.003+08:00

Finally, I am getting a car! Will be getting a Honda Civic on this coming Monday! Haha! I will be laughing at Iwan cos I will be getting a car before him! And I am getting a Civic! :)

There have been many meddies getting a car this year and while some did intensive research and some (not gonna mention who) gotten cars cos of ego-ism? or their lack of research? or their brainlessness? well, I certainly dun agree with their choice. Perhaps, it's cos some ppl are frm rich family and get to splurge without doing some basic research.

This year is damn bitchy with lots of bitching behind one another's back! Some housemates end up being in cold war with some on the verge of ending friendship. Some ppl got to see the true colour of certain ppl. I am so glad I saw the true colours of some disgusting freaks last year and chose carefully who to move out with. So now, ppl who see the true colours of their housemate will ve to tahan till the end of the year. It's not my fault for not warning them. I did gave subtle warning to some and they chose to ignore it and now, they ve to bear the consequences liaoz lor.

I have to choose who to move out with next yr too. Cos will be heading to hospital for clnical placements and I do hope to get into Boxhill hospital.

Anyway, just to update you guys, I have seen a doctor. He said I am fine and my weight loss (which when I measure at his clinic was only 5kg! but I had always been using the one at home and I lost 8kg lah!!!) can be explained by my increase in exercise.

He also sent me for a test to check for this bacteria which causes gastric ulcer and stuff. It came out negative which is good. So now, I have to be on this medication for a month to stop the excess gastric acid and decrease flatulence (aka increased burping and farting lah) and hopefully it work. the stupid test cost me $70!!! WTH! And the doc din even tell me about the cost lah! Argghhh...........

Well, I will update you guys on my car when I finally gotten it on Monday! Cant wait to see my car! Iwan, dun be jealous! I'm getting my car!!! :)

Exams in 3 days time!

2008-04-13T07:01:00.002+08:00

This exam is the most not confident exams... not expecting much from it. Progressing to year 2 is a lot tougher than year 1. It's hard to understand why it seems to us that the amount of notes we are having has increased so much more than year1 when our number of hours in uni is about e same...

Anyway, I juz hope the exams on Wed will go smoothly... Some ppl among e Singaporeans are damn competitive and will gloat when you fall... These ppl are very selfish which is why we do not share our results nowadays, especially for me since I've learnt my lessons e 'hard way' last year. Once bitter twice shy. But it shown me e true colours of some ppl and I am so glad I experienced whatever shit it was cos at e end of e day, I've grown wiser and I'm so glad it made me make e correct decisions later.

As u guys know, I've moved out this year and many other Singaporean meddies moved out as well. But many of them are having a tough time with some end up not talking to each other. Long frenships are even at stake. This is one of e correct decision I made last year of who to move out with. So glad I made e rite decision.

Lastly, juz to update on my health... lolz. ppl ard me are falling sick! Both XF and joyee are sick and they are known to ve better resistance than me lah! So far I am still alrite. Hmm... balanced polymorphism! I hope I will remain well! Though I'm not sure why I lost e weight in a short time. Supposed to see doc on Thurs, after my exams. Hopefully, nothing serious lah. But I gained 1 kg back liaoz. :(

Weight Loss!!!

2008-04-09T05:14:00.002+08:00

Since I came back to Aussie, I've lost almost 8kg. This is really kinda drastic weight loss considering I've only been back about 6weeks.

I was reading Today yesterday and there was this article talking abt the new SGH lifestyle centre and this man who lost 3kg in 3 months. I was like:

Chey... 3kg in 3 months is kinda long lor. I lost 8kg in like less than 2 months!

I've got no idea why I am losing weight lah! I'm like eating more cos I'm always hungry! Have been eating 'afternoon tea' for the past 2 days cos I get hungry like abt 2hrs after lunch! Have been eating instant noodles for afternoon tea lor!

And XF and Joyee were complaining I dun need to do anything can lose so much weight and complains it's unfair...

Hello!!! I got exercise one wor! I exercise more than them! I run 3 times a week, half an hr each time. Thou not a lot but still more than them lah! lolz!

I juz want to maintain my current weight now. Hope wont ve a rebound. Heehee...

Shall go back to studying now. Sigh... I hate exams!

Mini Road Trip

2008-03-29T17:39:00.003+08:00

Sorry for the lack of post, as usual... I've been really kinda busy nowadays except for the few days of break I had last week which was really hardly a break considering the catch-up I've to do since my mid-sem exam is like 2 weeks away and I am so behind schedule. Shit...

Anyway, I went for a mini road trip during my week break. Went to Frankston and mornington tat area. Well, I doubt you guys know where is it lah. That doesn't really matter anyway. It's the pictures that matter!!! I know you guys pattern lah... lolz.

We were kinda sway cos it was a cloudy day that morning. Sianz... Cos pictures dun turn out as nice on cloudy days! =(

We went to the beach the very first thing when we arrived at Frankston. The beach is kinda empty considering we arrived like 9plus am lah...

Beach bird... I dun know it's name lah. And some rubbish in the background.

You wont consider the beach to be that fantastic cos the sand isnt as fine as the one in Gold Coast where the sand is like flour. The sand here not much diff from Singapore lor. And like our beach, there's rubbish though not a lot lah.

We saw dead jelly fish bodies on the beach! Yikes!

The wind is really strong and plus, the weather was alrd kinda cold! But this is definitely not as cold as winter can get. Which means, things can only get worse! OMG! Why can't weather stay in somewhere more tolerable one? It's either freaking hot or damn cold! Haiz...

I went to the place with my housemate, Joyee (the one on the left) and XF (the one in e middle). Many of the remaining meddies went to Wilson Prom for a 3 day roadtrip. We went for our mini roadtrip... lolz...

This place is supposed to have nice sunset but we din see the sunset lah. And it was so cloudy anyway. Haiz... But it looks nice on pic but looks like a sewage when I went there... lolz.

Not many ppl at the jetty except for some uncles and aunties fishing there. Haiz... I wld ve stayed under my warm blanket if I were them! Haha...

The playgrounds here looks nicer than e ones in Singapore lor... Haiz... Kinda deprived when I was in childhood... lolz... I had to wait till the kids clear e playground before taking pic lah! haiz...

We went to the sandsculpture at Frankston. It was basically some fairy tales theme. We had to do the Easter Egg 'hunt' thing by counting the number of easter eggs in each sculpture and after completing that, we get a bag of easter eggs! but e choc tasted like some cheapo choc and I still kept it in my room cos it doesnt taste nice lor. haha...

Little Mermaid!

Humty Dumty!

By now, the weater was turning warmer and I felt damn hot wearing black lah! But kinda fortunate cos XF who was wearing sleeveless had sunburns after tat day! lolz... and she was laughing at me when I was complaining it's too hot. lolz...

This snow white looks kinda strange cos her hair looks as thou she was wearing a turban lor! looks more like aladdin?

Wizard of Oz!

The 3 bears!

The small bear looks like baby pool! haha... so cute! =)

I retook a pic of the bridge when the weater was nice and it looks nicer than earlier on lah! haha...

The sea looks very calm and soothing. How I wish I dun need to study and can relax here lor.. =(

The beach houses here looks damn colourful. It's a place where ppl keep their surf boards and stuff... The sky is so blue! =)

After all the walking and beach... we went to pick strawberries at e strawberry farm! we were supposed to pick only 500g which is a box full. We then play cheat and parked our car near where we were picking the strawberries and put some extra strawberries in our bag and put the bag in the car. lolz...

but they din check how much strawberries anyway lor! There were some gals frm XXXna who pluck so many strawberries that they cldnt close their box lah! WTH!

I am the best picker lor! I took my time to pick the redest ones and e other 2, so impatient! pluck so fast and end up plucking all e not so red ones. XF was e worse, pluck until the strawberry leaves dropped out.

So I said:

To recognise which box is whose is easy.

the one with not so red strawberries and strawberries got holes one is XF one...
the one with not so red strawberries and strawberries got no hole one is Joyee one...
the one with very red strawberries and strawberries got no hole one is MINE! =)

After plucking the strawberries, we went to Morningstar where there was supposed to be nice coffee but by the time we went, their cafe was closed and we only went to the rose garden by the cafe and took pic.

The garden is by the sea lor. Looks nice rite?! The sun was starting to set by that time.

When we were almost leaving, they had already closed the place lor! luckily there were some staff left lah! Haiz... We went to the hotspring after this and I must say the hotspring is not bad but not as good as the one in Taiwan which I went with korkor and piggy! I miss those days! =(

Unpredictable Life... :(

2008-03-20T13:32:00.002+08:00

I've lost a school mate on Tuesday. Tom, as we all call him. He wasn't a very close friend, in fact, I hardly talked to him for the whole of last year. But he's quite a nice chap.

He left us on Tuesday after 2 days of drug induced coma.

Apparently, he did something foolish, fooling around with his brother and friends and tried to jump onto the boot of a moving car, fell down and injured his head. Was in the ICU for 2 days but passed away eventually.

He was still in my tutorial last week but this week, he died...

Also, Beily, my landlord's dog passed away on the same day too.

On Sunday, my neighbour who seem to be insane, was making a din over the dog. He complained that the dog was very noisy at night and he feels threatened over the dog and all the bullshit. In fact, he has provoked the dog several times which explains why the dog behaves violently everytime he sniffs his presence.

So, my landlord brought the dog over to his friend's house temporarily on Sunday night. On tuesday, his friend went to walk the dog and the dog some how got loose and ran across the highway and was hit and died.

It's kinda sad as I had been playing with the dog and making fun of the dog for e past one month. Always smoking the dog making him believe I was gonna play ball with him, or making sound of his chain and making him think we are gonna bring him out...

Now, the house seems a lot quieter... To think I was still hoping the landlord will send the dog away before I came here... Now, feels kinda strange without the dog.

So, I wont be posting any picture of the dog here anymore cos he died before I could take a pic of him. And, this song will stay for a bit longer since it seems quite appropriate... :(

Video of My New Place

2008-03-18T15:01:00.004+08:00

Promised to upload a video of my house. The first video is the one of my room lah... Very neat rite?! That's basically the comment I hear whenever someone comes... LoLz... They find it unbelievable for a guy's room to be neat lah... Muaahhaaa... Wait till you see piggy's room, you'll know gals arent as neat as we thought they wld be one wor... lolz...

btw, the snow white stickers in e toilet arent ours. we've got better taste lor! take note of e pic at e bathroom door. it's doraemon showering too! those pics are frm my last yr calendar lah. looks cute rite? bought it in taiwan. this yr din manage to get another doraemon calendar. :(

Also included a video of the cooridor upstairs. Everything is kinda simple lah. Contended with my house! :)

My New Place

2008-03-12T17:47:00.002+08:00

As many of you are aware, I've moved out of Mannix into a new place which is about 15mins walk away from my school, definitely much further away from the school. But, so many reasons for me to move out:

1. It's a lot cheaper.
2. I get a lot more freedom without having to answer to ppl why I am not joining certain activities.
3. It's a lot quieter.
4. Learnt to be more independant since I will have to move out in year 3 no matter wat.
5. I get bigger room.

The first day here was kinda a nightmare as I had to set up my bedframe but at least it shows that it's new and I dun ve to pay a cent unlike many other Singapore meddies whose house doesnt include furnitures and they have to get their own furnitures. Had to set up my chair which is new and its PVC! Definitely much better than Xinfang and gang who are only provided with old wooden dinning chairs. Yikes!

But the mattress they gave me sucks big time! So I invested about $269 to get a decent and very comfortable mattress! It feels really good! And I get to use it for 4-5 years so I tot it's worth tat price lor...

I like my room cos it's big and bright and comes with a mini 'walk-in' wardrobe.

But the cleanliness of the landlords really kinda cmi. It's kinda messy and dirty downstairs. But at least I dun stay downstairs and the whole of upstairs belong to us and they dun come up. Also, at least now, they dun let the dog comes into the house so that's good. And the dog is starting to like me. It licks me thou I find it yucky! lolz... The trick to make it like me is to give him some food in e morning! LoLz... then it will like me. haha... the dog is very playful and very mischevious one... And it knows how to act pitiful to make u go and play with him. lolz... sometimes very cute lah. haha...

moving into the new place also let me cook stuff i like. I have cooked curry, braised pork (lu zhu rou) which many ppl says smell damn nice and in fact, it taste nice too! Tried cooking cabbage rice and fried rice too. except for curry which turns out not spicy cos e paste I bought really not spicy, the rest was alrite... lolz. can be a master chef soon! lolz...

Bad Week

2008-03-08T14:07:00.003+08:00

This week has been a bad one with many things frustrating me. Studies is one and time management is another among many. Many other reasons and stuff to worry about... :(

But I'm glad I've moved out of Mannix this year which saves me much more money and I ve greater personal space and time. I feel as if I own the time and I don't ve to feel obliged to do certain stuff or ans to ppl why I'm not joining smth or watever.

So much stuff that is bothering me this week and I do hope that things will change better soon...

Vietnam-China Tour 2008

2008-02-26T12:46:00.003+08:00

Farewell Singapore...

2008-02-21T12:20:00.000+08:00

I will be flying back to Australia tmr nite...

A tough time for me yet again. :( I hate leaving my home for a foreign land and this year will be much much more hectic than last year which present a huge challenge to me even before I head back. :(

Goodbye everyone...

Back From China Trip

2008-02-15T14:18:00.002+08:00

I'm finally back from my 9days China-cum-Viet Trip!

Had been sick since coming back from the trip though I am supposed to be immune to e common strains of flu bug cos I had taken immunisation jab before heading there! Argghhh...

With less than a week to go before I head back to Australia, I do hope I will recover in time before my departure!

This trip has its ups and downs! Firtly, we were told that we would depart from T3 but when we were there, we were then informed that there was some mistake and we wld be flying from T2 instead! Pissed off! I wanted to fly off from T3 one!

After checking in at T2, we took the sky train to T3 and toured ard before heading to the departure hall at T3 and took some photos and then head back to T2 to our departure gate. Sigh... But T3 is really very sleek, bright and modern! Definitely much much better than Thailand's new terminal... But it seems rather empty which I attribute it to its 'newness'... Another bad thing is it's so big and had to walk long distances to each point! Haiz... But very nice place! :)

I will be busy for e next few days so wont be blogging much... Have to meet up with some more ppl and bid farewell with korkor and piggy... :( Very sad... bet many ppl wld be saying:

Aiyah... not e first time mah...

but it doesnt make it any less sad to say goodbye to my best frens and my family... :(

Chinese New Year

2008-02-04T12:56:00.001+08:00

I will be away during this CNY again... I know u ppl are complaining why I so good life can go here and there one lah... :)

Anyway, I'm heading to China's Guilin and also Halong Bay in Vietnam at e same time. I will be away for 9 days starting this Wed so dun miss me k! :)

Fyi, I will be flying on SIA to Terminal 3!!! That makes me using T3 for 2 times in a month cos I will be flying back to Aussie on 22 Feb from T3 as well! :) Heehee...

Class Gahterings...

2008-02-02T11:24:00.000+08:00

It has been 7 years since I last met most of my sec classmates... Finally, we made the effort to have a class gathering. It seems weird to see so many familiar faces and our teachers... However, it made me felt as though I've aged much...

No doubt many din change but such gatherings somewhat remind me as thou I'm alrd heading to the next phase of life. Everyone was talking abt graduation, work, and relationships... And of cos, the olden days where who and who were together, who and who were e notorious ones... All these made me feel so old sia. Soon, we wld be talking abt who is getting married, who is giving birth alrd... Sigh...

Anyway, cos this grp of frens din see e 'progress' for the past 7 years, I was e one who gave them e most 'shock' apparently... Apparently, all of them were kinda surprised by the change in my looks, from my size to my weight to my height and my hair... I was voted as e one who has changed e most by my ex-form teacher... lolz. But I do admit that most of them hasnt changed much, especially Jonathan. His hairstyle even remained e same and I tot : The only time his hairstyle change wld be during NS bah...

LoLz...

Some ppl were interested in my experience in Aus while some ppl gave me e feeling as thou they look down on ppl who went oversea to study med, thinking we are second class medical students, thinking it's easier to get a degree over there etc...

Well, no doubt, e exams in Monash, I wld feel, is easier cos we dun ve much structural question, mainly MCQs... But we still need to know our stuff cos MCQs arent necessarily easy lah. Quite tricky most of e time. And I do not feel I am second class cos I did quite well there too and most importantly, I always ve e belief -

Good performance in med exams doesnt make one a good doctor

Edison's Sex Scandal

2008-01-30T10:43:00.001+08:00

Hot Gossips once again!

Who cares about Tammy's sex video or that Malaysian Uncle-ex-politician sex video? I bet this one would interest a lot a lot more ppl...

The pretty boy and chio gal - Edison Chan and Gillian Chung:

Apparently, the story was that Edison's com was hacked into and those sex photos were stolen... In one of the picture, it shows Gillian licking Edison's *ock while the other one was Edison licking Gillian's genital organ (dun wan to use e coarse word lah...)...

It was then rumoured that the pictures were fake and then e person who released e photos got pissed and released another round to prove that those photos were real...

Personally, I am really not surprised that they had sex before lah... They are bf-gf, both are very good looking and both are horny (Edison confirm one lah...)

Just that they are sway lor... Why took those photos in e first place sia? Damn sway lor... But the hacker really unethical lah. Released such photos really caused lots of harm to them lor. They are also humans mah, thou many ppl are very interested in their sex lifes lah... Haiz...

Anyway, you can juz google the pictures urself lah. It's not hard to find lor. Cant post them here cos this blog is readable by 'elementary level' according to the test I did wor... Haha... Very clean and innocent one sia... :)

Finance Planning

2008-01-29T10:02:00.000+08:00

Remember how I blogged about how we should plan our finance in one of my entry?

Anyway, I suppose financial planning has always been one of the important point that I abide by.

Read from ST not too long ago saying how we spend different amount on diff things when we are at diff age. But since majority of ppl ard me still studying so this might not be as appropraite for them bah...

Anyway, when we are young, we can take up more risky investment and some insurance and as we ages, e risk we can take decreases and more money goes to savings and insurances...

For me, I took up quite a few investment, ranges from structural deposits with guranteed principal protection (meaning u will definitely get back ur money but interest u get is linked to e performance of e companies) to stocks (which can be really very risky...).

For Structural Deposits, I took up one with UOB and one with Hong Leong. But kinda regret e one with UOB cos not performing as well as I hoped and e finiancial planner told me some wrong stuff... Argghhh... But nvm lor... since I dun need e money yet mah... The one with Hong Leong is not bad cos I am getting 5% interest rate... :)

Lastly, for stocks which aVenis asked me abt a few days ago...

This is only what I am doing hor. Not some advice hor.

I only buy blue chips, meaning those which cost more and I feel less risky... Cos they have stronger fundamentals (IMO).

I have a fren who bought those stocks which are very cheap, like less than a dollar, some maybe 20cents or so... For those stocks, u get much higher returns when they rise... but then, when they drop, u lose LOTS of money one... and their trading range (according to him) is kinda narrow and they rise slowly as compared to some blue chips...

The only cons abt blue chips is that they are more costly and u can only afford a few lots. 1 lot is 1000 shares btw...

I have bought Cosco recently but sold it liaoz. Kinda heng cos juz sold on Fri and e price tumbled yest... heng sia... :)

Main point is we should plan our finance while we are still young and decide e risk we can take... cos we ve to 'make our money work harder' and have higher returns... e bank interest rate is really pathetic and we are losing e value of e money given e current inflation rates!

New Handphone!

2008-01-25T13:47:00.000+08:00

After 2 years of serving me faithfully, I've sent my Sony Ericsson k750i to retire while I've bought a new phone partly cos I've won some money in the stock market recently... :)

Another reason is that my phone has been with me for 2 years though in between it has been sent for repair for SE's infamous joystick... Now that I will be going to Aussie for 9months, and I doubt I will be coming back in bet cos waste $ also..., so I tot I might as well get a new phone also. cos if my phone spoils in Aussie, I wont ve any spare phone to use wor...

After looking ard, I decided to get Nokia's 5310! It's very thin and sleek and it's reviews are quite good.

Just that the camera really cannot fight with my SE k750i lah... But I dun really new a camera anyway since I've got my own digital cam liaoz mah... This one is really thin as compared to my old phone. :)

I've tried checking the price at Jurong East and Sim Lim. Horrible places. For Jurong East, their service attitude sucks big time. You can stand at the counter and no one bothers to serve you. They can continue playing with their games but ignore u. Hello, I am paying wor! I dun wan to pay for such service attitude lor!

For Simlim, it's a very complicated place. They sell a lot of export sets which means it doesnt come with warranty and the price range differs a lot among the shops. I dun wan e export sets cos u nv know if it's some refurbished units which ppl returned mah... And it's not much cheaper cos e price they quoted me din include GST and gq recommened Mobile Square to me earlier on.

Try Mobile Square's website. The price they quote included GST and it;s much cheaper than Sim Lim's ones (which doesnt even include GST!). However, when I headed there, the unit I wanted was sold out. So, felt kinda sianz diaoz cos I went there to buy e HP and it't not available! Pissed...

Then, piggy decided to go to toilet so we were searching for toilets and in e end, I came across this shop and the model I wanted was sold at 3bucks cheaper than Mobile Square! It's one floor above Mobile Square, opp Han's Restaurant at Far East Plaza... So, in the end, bought the phone at $345! Happy!

Now, the main problem is trying to get use to Nokia after using SE for 2 years and I am very happy and used to SE's template... Need some time to get use bah... :)

Piggy is Perverted!!!

2008-01-25T12:26:00.000+08:00

A few days ago, piggy and I were having our lunch at this hawker centre at Jurong East.

There was this stall selling fish cake with this sign:

Banana Shape Fish Cake

I was like HUH?! Why do you need to put Banana Shape?! You dun ve to describe the shape of the fish cake one lor!

Piggy, as usual, TRYING TO ACT SMART, said in a I'm-VERY-smart tone:

Cos there are many types of fish cakes which comes in different shapes mah...

HELLO!!!!

Those fish cake, you dun put "Flat Round Fishcake" or "Rectangular Fish Cake" rite?!

Haiz... Proves my point... Piggy tries very hard to act smart to argue with me for e sake of arguing... (-.-")

Anyway, piggy then said something so perverted which shld come out e mouth of a gal!

She said:

Ok lah! dun put banana shape, put COCK SHAPED can?!

Ermm... I rest my case... (*-*")

The Effect of Advertisements!!!

2008-01-21T12:26:00.000+08:00

It's amazing the great influence advertisements have on our lifes!

Just a few days ago, I found this to be so true!

I was talking to piggy on the phone. Then I realised how idiotic she and her sister Bing Ting was!!!

The typical auntie piggy went to buy this Marigold Jelly from NTUC which was on sale at that point in time. I bet many of you guys do not know what jelly I am referring to as many ppl are as 'smart' as them lor!!! Muaahhaaa!!!

Piggy:
Ay, I bought the 多一个, 多一个, 再多一个! (singing the advertisement song) Jelly...

Bing Ting:
You bought the mango flavour rite?

After awhile, Bing Ting referred to the jelly using the same song!

I was baffled and amused! They used 10 words to describe something which was meant to be 2 words object!

I am sure many ppl are doing the same thing lah! OMG!!! (*_*")

Cloverfield

2008-01-21T12:01:00.000+08:00

I've just watched Cloverfield... You would expect it to be another Amargadon style of movie but this one is far from it lah...

Anyway, the whole movie is shot using a layperson dv cam which some might call it creativity... But Iwan and Piggy definitely did not enjoy this new sense of creativity... As expected, the whole shaky image thing caused lots of headache and eye strain. It was alrite for me, probably cos I'm not watching such stuff e first time since I was in Digital Video Club when I was in NJC mah...

The worst part of the whole show was probably the lack of a very clear ending and some explanation to what happened to the monster in e end thou you can infer it urself lah...

On the whole, I would give it 2.5 stars, a just pass lor...

Lucky Draw Winner...

2008-01-17T13:17:00.000+08:00

WooHoo!!!

I've just won myself a lucky draw! This is a good start to the year! WooHoo!!!

But...

Prize: $7.50...

I've won a lucky draw from Changi Airport as during my trip to Bangkok, I spent $2.50 with my mum for 2 coffees (actually my mum spent it lah...) Then, they gave us a lucky draw coupon which will stand a chance to win 3 times the amount you spent! I just filled it up and dropped it into the bin, folding the coupon into half as I dropped it and thinking

"Aiyah... Wont win one lah..."

Guess what? I won! But I won $7.50 lor... :( But still money lah! And it means maybe I will be heng heng for the rest of the year! WooHoo! :) This year (the upcoming lunar year) is suppose to be a good one for the one born in the year of Ox! :)

Piggy was commenting:
Dont know whether it is good news or bad news...

She burst out laughing knowing it's only $7.50... Argghhh...

Pissed off...

But good lah... still won $7.50 lor... :)

And I almost lost lots of money on stock market cos I intended to buy stock recently... but was held back and these few days, stock market has lost so much lor! If I had invested few days ago, I would ve lost few thousands lor! Heng ah... :)

Time Flies :(

2008-01-16T17:06:00.000+08:00

Sigh... Time really flies... I've been back in Singpaore for abt 2 months and soon, in another 5weeks' time, I will be flying back to Aussie...

Really cant bear to leave this place. Studying is so tough at times... Sleeping 7hrs everyday is so sianz... I enjoy the feeling of lying there and relax without having to worry abt studies... :(

What is worse is everyone is telling the year 1s that year 2 is much much much tougher than year 1 lor. Haiz... Alrd find year 1 so tough, think I gonna die in year 2 liaoz... :(

Anyway, muz enjoy the remaining time I have hear esp with korkor and piggy! I miss the cruise trip! :)

Updates!!!

2008-01-15T09:31:00.000+08:00

Just came back from my 7th or 8th Bangkok trip lah... so basically, wont be blogging much stuff on it cos even myself is kinda bored of it liaoz... but i did buy quite a few stuff for myself! muaahhaaa! lalala! :)

This time round, we went to the REAL floating market at the outskirt of BKK... the one at BKK is a 'replica' of the real and biggest floating market but it's basically crap cos e one at BKK is so tiny and spare lah! the water is also so dirty lor! haiz...

yesterday was very sianz diaoz...

cos i had to go down to my dad's shop to help out since it's CNY period again and it's a busy period so i ve to help out lor... anyway, it was raining so heavily so furnitures were getting wet and we had to cover them up asap... in e end, i got drenched lah! totally wet and dripping type lor! argghhh...

wat's worse?

i forgot to close my sister's windows in e morning so her room was flooding lor! pissed...

and i juz had a quarrel with her e previous day and i remarked tat nxt time i shall not close her windows!

pissed lah! why so accurate one har?! arrgghhhh.......

in e end, i had to iron dry e notes and stuff and use hairdryer to dry other stuff lah! pissed off! arrgghhhh!!! %!$#@%$#@^%$#%!$#@%$#@^%$

anyway, i ve to go back to Oz soon... sigh... hate it lor! only abt 5 moire weeks to go.... i dun wan to go back! :( :( :(

On Leave!

2008-01-08T14:47:00.000+08:00

Hey guys, I will be on leave from tmr till this sat!!! Heading to Bangkok again! WooHoo!!!

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